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TV/Movies / Re: OMG Teletubbies Yoruba Version. This Will Make Your Day! by simplychic(f): 6:57pm On Dec 03, 2014
whizbee:

#yinmu

Hillarious!
TV/Movies / Re: OMG Teletubbies Yoruba Version. This Will Make Your Day! by simplychic(f): 6:56pm On Dec 03, 2014
Awww nice...
Politics / Re: Tambuwal Suit: Court Directs That The IG Of Police Be Put On Notice Properly by simplychic(f): 10:19pm On Nov 30, 2014
sunnyshayne:
Let's see how it goes!

I dare say who has the balls to commit a sitting IG to prison?

Who will effect his arrest?

Talk is cheap.

I guess you mean he is above the law, i wonder how Nigeria as a coutry can move forward with people like you.

There was a Country.... *sob*
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by simplychic(f): 2:25pm On Nov 28, 2014
Chronicle
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by simplychic(f): 2:15pm On Nov 28, 2014
Immortal
Politics / Re: Oil Price Fall: Don't Panic; Trust Our Strategies! - Okonjo-Iweala by simplychic(f): 10:03am On Nov 28, 2014
Mad woman, i can never respect or trust whatever she says, hypocrite.

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Politics / Re: Lagos IGR Now 75% Of State Budget...And IGR of each State by simplychic(f): 8:13pm On Nov 25, 2014
kettykin:
Break Down of the IGR of Lagos

IGR from Banking, Insurance and Financial houses ---------- 20% ---------- Banking industry controlled by Delta igbos
IGR from Telecommunication firms and ISP ------ --- ------ 18%---------- MTN,Etisalat, Airtel foreign owned
IGR from Retail /Wholesale business ------- --- ---16% ----------- Retail and wholesale Business controlled by Igbos
IGR from the Oil and gas and service companies----- -- 30%------ Oil and Gas Industry is actually Niger Delta industry headquartered in Lagos
IGR from Dangote , BUA other top Northern businesses---- 7%------ Bulk importation of Sugar, Flour , Cement from the North
IGR from construction , Agents , land lords -------- 5% ------- construction , Agents , land lords controlled by ALL
IGR from taxi,Okada and bus drivers ------- 1%--------- Taxi , bus driving, Okada controlled by Yorubas and Aboka
IGR from tailors and agbo sellers --- ----- 0%--------- tailors and agbo sellers controlled by Yorubas
IGR from Baba Ijebu, bet9ja --- ---------- 1%---------- Baba Ijebu controlled by Yorubas
IGR from Hotels , bars, clubs , restaurants, eateries --- 2% -- controlled by ALL


May I know the source of your breakdown please, I bet they are the voices you often get whenever you forget to take your pills, arrogant Arrow if your so called if is are so industrious how come not a single state from your region was metioned, you better gather yourselves and go and develop your state, cos it's about to hit the rock. Be honest with yourself your leaders are not doing good and applaud the ones that are doing well

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Politics / Re: .... by simplychic(f): 2:49pm On Nov 25, 2014
Firefire:
Barcanista you are trying so hard to paint this guy black to promote GMB

It is well.

He is not painting him black,he is merely stating what he has done while in office as the president of the federal republic of Nigeria. If he is wrong you are free to point out where he is wrong. Nigerians are already reaping the fruit of their stupid sentiment in 2011 voting in a mediocre, a president who cannot debate with his opponent on what he has for this country. A mechanic can do better job than him, yet I heard he is a doctor, I question his doctorate degree otueke degree.

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Celebrities / Re: 9ice Rides Horse To APC Secretariat To Submit Nomination Form by simplychic(f): 11:41am On Nov 25, 2014
kaycid77:
grin grin grin Yoruba ppl and mumu be like banana and groudnut grin grin

We know your type you have no lineage, no tribe, no generation, if you have one you will value it, your comment shows you are a son of nobody, a bastard i suppose.

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Politics / Re: 1,700 Voter Cards Found In A Forest In Lagos (PHOTO) by simplychic(f): 11:33am On Nov 25, 2014
This is part of the dirty plan from PDP they planted the voters card there and pin it on APC, 2015 is a do or die for Jonathan, he better die.

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Politics / Re: Why Is Everybody Blaming Jonathan, Is Jonathan The Worst? by simplychic(f): 10:52pm On Nov 24, 2014
worst than who?

Worst than Abacha and every other President who has ever ruled the country.
Politics / Re: I (still) Have Hope In Nigerian Youth – Jonathan by simplychic(f): 10:42pm On Nov 23, 2014
The youth obviously have no hope in you, so do one it's called the walk of shame.

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Politics / Re: Don't You Forsee An Evolution Or Break-up Soon In Nigeria?? by simplychic(f): 10:34pm On Nov 23, 2014
Every region is better off on their own, everyone will survive after the break there is no one who will suffer.
Politics / Re: Why Is Everybody Blaming Jonathan, Is Jonathan The Worst? by simplychic(f): 10:18pm On Nov 23, 2014
Yes he is the worst so far.

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Politics / Re: The Travails Of Ngozi Okonjo Iweala. by simplychic(f): 10:12pm On Nov 23, 2014
She is so gobby I can't stand her at all.
Politics / Re: Blood Bath In Ibadan APC Rally by simplychic(f): 10:01pm On Nov 22, 2014
I hate it when mediocres come to display thier idiocy on social media hiding behid thier phones and saying abosolute rubbish. How can some people insult a whole tribe your beloveth party and president is openly playing dirty games with people's life with his illitrate wife and some people are saying yoruba people are violent, everyone knows who is originally behind boko haram some pictures proved it lately with th niger delta thug and your favourite clergyman posing with 2 terrorist and some fools still open thier mouth to say buhari is behind boko haram, how can you be so stupid to close your eyes to the truth just to favour your candidate, i swear nigeria is totally falling apart every region is better of on thier own.
Webmasters / Re: Twitter Can Now Be Translated Into Yoruba by simplychic(f): 4:55pm On Nov 17, 2014
I knew it,they will soon arrive, and here they are...

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Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma Blasts Girls Trying To Break Her Home; Lola Omotayo Replies by simplychic(f): 7:02pm On Nov 11, 2014
Please leave her alone she is not the first to marry her father's age mate after all we all know the story of Bianca and Ojukwu.

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Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma Blasts Girls Trying To Break Her Home; Lola Omotayo Replies by simplychic(f): 6:41pm On Nov 11, 2014
Not a single dignifying response, a lot of those commenting here are praying hard to be in their shoes. And since that is a not happening they decide to hide behind their phones and bring out their frustration on the poor ladies, am sure all of you will do worst things to protect your marriage too and even marry someone way younger if he is rich. Seriously people needs help.

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Politics / Re: Why Did Jonathan Return Capital Oil To Ifeanyi Uba? by simplychic(f): 10:53pm On Nov 10, 2014
I really don't know why people cannot answer simple question without tribal sentiment,why some are hell bent on changing the topic and turning it into tribal war, people's head are being played around with so much that they cannot say or see things normally again, seriously alot of people here needs help.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan's Serial Losses by simplychic(f): 11:04pm On Nov 11, 2010
@Beaf
I never knew that you can change like this considering how you cried on this forum everyday when Late Yar Adua was the president of this country,you come up here everyday to call him a weak and non intelligent man,now that your so called Brother Jonathan is there you keep praising him for nothing that he has done.
Look leave these people and allow them to say their opinion and truly your brother Jonathan is a very weak and a dumb head President am sure he won't last.
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Declaration Speech - Full Text by simplychic(f): 5:21pm On Sep 20, 2010
@mystical,i feel you ''talk is cheap''
@Beaf i noticed you don't always talk crap again,cos your brother is now in power,and you think he his intelligent.
This is the first time i''l hear you pass a positive comment, ''he is inteligent'' indeed.
Celebrities / Re: 9ice's New Look , Hot Or Not by simplychic(f): 6:55pm On Jul 29, 2010
@cork you are not making sense at all,you are suppose to answer if he's hot or not
but you somhow turned this to a personal thing,you cant create anything,so don't
spoil the work of God with your mouth.

@phillip 0906,your comment sounds very stupid,what has ibadan hunter got to do with hot or not
am sure you must have written WAEC 20time cos you are so dumb, olodo rabata,an wiru
oun wiru angry angry angry
Romance / What Will You Do If Your Man Calls Your Child A Product Of Unfaithfulness? by simplychic(f): 7:53pm On Jul 09, 2010
They are not married but they have a baby and are both planning to get married soon,one day the guy called is own baby a product of unfaithfulness,what do you think this lady should do?
Romance / Re: Why Cant The Girl Toast The Guy? by simplychic(f): 7:40pm On Jul 09, 2010
cos its not in our culture in africa
Family / Re: My 2-Year-Old Son Is Mean :( by simplychic(f): 5:48am On Jun 02, 2010
he is just an innocent boy of 2yrs and he is at the right age to question your authority,he is very normal,if you notice his response at this age to whatever instruction you give him always no,he is just doing his thing now its your turn to act as a father and correct him and stop casting the blame on the mother.
Pray for him,he needs it,the bible says train up your child in the way he should go so that when he grow up he will not depart from it.
You as the fathe has a lot of work to do,he is just 2yrs old, you have all the time to tame him and make him what you want him to be.
Cheers!
TV/Movies / Re: Wats Ur Worst/best Tv Advert/commercial by simplychic(f): 9:02pm On May 31, 2010
money supermarket.com is another terrible ad
Politics / Re: Father's Land Vs Birth Land by simplychic(f): 12:37am On May 30, 2010
the poster of this topic is a trouble maker and a fool at the same time,why can't he turn the message the other way round & say that a yoruba man should come and govern anambra state,some people are just troublesome,they are never satisfied with what they have everybody have thier own region let the indegene rule his region,not that some ungrateful idiot who enjoyed free education in lagos state come back and bite thee fingers that fed them.
Thank god u're aware that it is your oil money they used in developing lagos,no problem go and develop your state too and be comfortable there,all you have is mouth igbo people developed lagos,fine go and develop your state too,abi na by force?
TV/Movies / Re: Wats Ur Worst/best Tv Advert/commercial by simplychic(f): 6:28am On May 29, 2010
i love mark& spencer's new ad ''because,just because'' where the woman winked her eyes.
I love dfs ad
also that hd ad where a woman was asked to act as if she caught her husband cheating on her with a bird and the woman was like ''who is she,do you love him? & the man answered don't answer that''
honestly that go compare ad makes me sick with the noise.
It pays to be confused confuses me anytime i watch it
that money supermarket guy is crazy
118 118 guys are gay
we buy anycar ad sounds naughty.
Politics / Re: Church Where Founder's Skeleton Is Worshiped Lwkmd! by simplychic(f): 11:11pm On May 17, 2010
the likes of mekuxx and metal gong are attention seekers,i think its high time we ignored them so they'll realise that they are nothing but nuisance.
Cos every topic brought up on nairaland ends up being a tribal war by this idiots. To think mekuss said he's learned and claims to live in the us only to comes here to display the highest level of stupidity.
Travel / Re: The Nigerian House In The Uk Is Despicable ! by simplychic(f): 11:40am On May 08, 2010
eeyahhhh!
Business / Re: Was Abiola An International Drug Baron? by simplychic(f): 10:37pm On May 07, 2010
mekuxxx   is   a   liar   he   lied   that   he   was   given   scolarship   after   first   term   in   primary1,how   deos   that   sound,its   a   big   lie.
I don't   believe   he   is  in   the   us   cos   only   a   primitive   person   will   reason  and   argue   like   him,if   he   outside   the   country  he   would  have  mixed   up   with  different   kinds  of   people   and  will   be  more  enlighthen,his   level  of   reasoning  will   be   higher   than  this  so  don't  get  fooled  by  his   lies.
Lets   even  believe  he   got   scholaship   was  it  your  coward  leader   ojukwu   that  gave  you  the  scholaship,definitely  it was  awolowo,now you  are  biting  thee finger  that   fed  you.
You   are  nothing  but  an  ungrateful  bastard.  Abiola  we  know, awolowo  we  know, Let  me  ask  you again cos you  seem to be   so  frustrated,who  is your  father

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