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Politics › Re: What Can You Do As A Citizen Of Nigeria To Improve The Betterment Of Life? by SimplyShit: 10:15am On May 12, 2021

I will kick Jubril Al Sudan out of Aso Rock.

Then declare Biafra a sovereign state

Politics › Re: Bandits Invasion Of Presidential Villa Shows Buhari Can’t Secure Nigeria - PDP by SimplyShit: 8:23am On May 12, 2021

Who are the thieves? APC members of course.
They steal anything from money to meat in the pot

Shikena

Crime › Re: Pickpockets Are Now In Computer Village. by SimplyShit: 6:43am On May 12, 2021

Joysticks:
Since I have been working at opebi,Ikeja,I passes by computer village and I have never been pickpocket before or heard of it.I only heard of touts duping people who want to buy phones.This pickpocket is a first hand experience to me.

First hand experience? But you said you never heard of it? You're confusing us

Mr grammar

Crime › Re: Pickpockets Are Now In Computer Village. by SimplyShit: 6:41am On May 12, 2021

Joysticks:
If you are walking pass computer village always hold your pocket or carry your phone or wallet with your hand.
Two pickpocket guys may have site your pocket where your phone is from afar.If you are walking in their direction,one will be walking towards your right while the other will be on your left hand side.One will deliberately use his shoulder to brush you to create a distraction while the other will slightly dip his hand into your pocket and remove your phone.They stand in all directions in computer village,Ikeja,Lagos.
Always be conscious to avoid losing your valuables to them.

You're right. My earpiece was stolen from my bag while I was walking to a shop

Crime › Re: My Friend Is Missing by SimplyShit: 6:38am On May 12, 2021

Organ harvesters on the loose

Politics › Re: Osinbajo To Represent Nigeria At Museveni’s Inauguration In Uganda by SimplyShit: 6:31am On May 12, 2021

Errand boy. Na only to go message be him work for Aso Rock

Coward

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Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: We Know Where Kidnappers Are, Only Being Careful by SimplyShit: 6:20am On May 12, 2021

Mr lair is arguably the problem of this country

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Politics › Re: Why So Much Tribal War On Nairaland by SimplyShit: 7:00pm On May 11, 2021

Ask simplyleo he's the one that wants to scatter Nairaland cos of his envy towards Igbos..he wants to choke on anything Igbo

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Career › Re: How Do You Determine Seniority With Staff On The Same Level And Step? by SimplyShit: 10:27am On May 11, 2021

Why should there be senior and junior in a place of work eh kwa?

Very common with afonjas, head of mediocrities

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Politics › Re: Igbos Have So Much In Lagos, Can’t Think Of Attacking It ― Ohanaeze by SimplyShit: 10:25am On May 11, 2021

Simplyleo:
Why can't these people be consistent for once?

Tinubu owns 98% of Lagos.
Igbos own 99.8% of Lagos.
Hausa and fulani have taken over Lagos.
Nobody owns Lagos (no man's land).

All coming from the same set of people.

Yet

Lagos is shitty
We deveroped Lagos
Lagos is overhyped

And after empty threat of invading Lagos, the albino hunchback IndecentStar lamidi cownu chickened out again as usual.

Always wailing on Igbo thread.

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Politics › Re: Pictures: Billionaire Olu Okeowo Was Right About Thugs Taking Over South West by SimplyShit: 7:00am On May 11, 2021

RuudVanNisteroy:
I just tagged him

Good

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Politics › Re: Allegations Of IPOB Plotting To Attack Lagos Is A Lie - Nnamdi Kanu by SimplyShit: 6:56am On May 11, 2021

Golan007:
See fear.
.

You think everybody is lily livered like you

Politics › Re: Yoruba Wants Oduduwa, Igbo Wants Biafra. What Does Arewa Want??? by SimplyShit: 6:52am On May 11, 2021

Arewa wants tuwo shinkafa and 70 virgins all day everyday

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Politics › Re: Pictures: Billionaire Olu Okeowo Was Right About Thugs Taking Over South West by SimplyShit: 6:51am On May 11, 2021

RuudVanNisteroy:
Olu Okeowo is IPOB

PHAYOL81
helinues
Monogamy

TonyeBarcanista
seunmsg
NGpatriot
LegendHero

You didn't tag SimplyStupid king of online agberos

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Politics › Re: Pictures: Billionaire Olu Okeowo Was Right About Thugs Taking Over South West by SimplyShit: 6:46am On May 11, 2021

Talk about awawa boys, one million boys, owo mi da boys, mc Oluomo boys, garage touts etc, the list is endless., all of them from Shout waste

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Politics › Re: FG Declares Wednesday, Thursday Public Holidays To Mark Eidul-Fitr by SimplyShit: 6:43am On May 11, 2021

OmovuduTheBeast:
USELESS HOLIDAY FOR HEAD SLAMMERS!

Omo you dey vex o grin

I like your vibes Jare

Useless Buhari

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Family › Re: Groom Shows Off What He Gave His In-laws For Traditional Wedding In Enugu (Pix) by SimplyShit: 6:38am On May 11, 2021

99thEnemy:
You well soooo ?

no be TIV man you see ?

Ask your father

Celebrities › Re: Churchill Welcomes Rosy Meurer As She Returns To Nigeria With Their Son (Video) by SimplyShit: 7:01pm On May 10, 2021

slimman007:
She is okay with it.Oga abeg face front and mind your business

No woman I repeat no woman Is okay with 40 seconds man.

Wake up bro!

Family › Re: Groom Shows Off What He Gave His In-laws For Traditional Wedding In Enugu (Pix) by SimplyShit: 5:58pm On May 10, 2021*

Igbos can spend on their wives sha

Igbo amaka!

SimplyStupid can go to hell

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Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 52 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Benin (Photos) by SimplyShit: 5:55pm On May 10, 2021

Simplyleo:
Some of the criminals are:

Ugo Nweke,
Godwin Kelechi
Ogbolu Israel Uche

To mention but a few.

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Celebrities › Re: Churchill Welcomes Rosy Meurer As She Returns To Nigeria With Their Son (Video) by SimplyShit: 2:42pm On May 10, 2021

slimman007:
It does not matter if I am a 40 seconds man or not the most important thing is that my wife is okay with my performance .

Are you sure she's okay with 40 seconds? Na question I ask o

Celebrities › Re: Churchill Welcomes Rosy Meurer As She Returns To Nigeria With Their Son (Video) by SimplyShit: 12:20pm On May 10, 2021

slimman007:
You say 40 seconds what is your business is the new wife complaining.Oga abeg face front and leave him alone

Are you also 40 seconds? grin

Celebrities › Re: Churchill Welcomes Rosy Meurer As She Returns To Nigeria With Their Son (Video) by SimplyShit: 10:45am On May 10, 2021

Onyi22:
Fourty minute man

40 seconds. Who dash am minutes

Politics › Re: Ozubulu Vigilante Office In Anambra Burnt, Five Shot Dead, Vehicles Burnt by SimplyShit: 8:47am On May 10, 2021

Noerection:
Yoruba and Hausa are UGM in alaigbo according to Senator Mumu Abaribe

Politics › Re: Ozubulu Vigilante Office In Anambra Burnt, Five Shot Dead, Vehicles Burnt by SimplyShit: 7:17am On May 10, 2021

PoloG:
the developers

Yes we're developers. Go and die

Politics › Re: Ozubulu Vigilante Office In Anambra Burnt, Five Shot Dead, Vehicles Burnt by SimplyShit: 7:15am On May 10, 2021

IgweOfNnewi:
bishop of Ozulubu, baboons killing monkeys, who cares, it is family matter, when they are done annihilating each other let us know.

Tinubu for President

Politics › Re: I Nearly Became A Convict – Oshiomhole by SimplyShit: 7:09am On May 10, 2021

Baba disappeared after the power tussle between him and Obaseki.

Baba where's your trophy wife?

#EdonobeLagos

Politics › Re: Unknown Gunmen Sack Ubani Police Station Abia State, Set Facility Ablaze (pic) by SimplyShit: 4:28pm On May 09, 2021

OmovuduTheBeast:
Abeg where is Simplyshit?

Come see senseless comment o!

Cc: Simplyshit

Leave that coward. We all know he's lily livered.

He wants to die on top Igbo matters

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Politics › Re: Prof. Banji Akintoye's Daugher-inlaw Escapes Assassination Attempt by SimplyShit: 10:59am On May 09, 2021

Buhari and Tifnubu are terrorists

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Celebrities › Re: Etinosa Idemudia’s Second Marriage Crashes Less Than A Year by SimplyShit: 9:49am On May 09, 2021

This yeye actresses. Actor by day. Ashewo by night

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Celebrities › Re: See The Letter A Nigerian Man Wrote To Denounce Firstborn Position In The Family by SimplyShit: 9:35am On May 09, 2021

I totally agree with him

Too much expectations from first borns, exploitation etc,,

The pressure on first borns are too much and can be so depressing

But in all... all first borns have a God given gift

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