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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Bright Chimezie, His Wife And Children by Simulacrum(m): 3:22pm On Feb 27, 2018
JasonScolari:
Police Eeh! Police Eeh, the black man weh dey here is committing suicide... grin


Such a handsome man and lovely family. So full of energy anytime he step up to perform...

Really love the way he dance with his shoes.... grin grin grin


Bright Chimezie is a living legend.
Lol! thats my favourite track. "in the year 1974 o, i went to oyibo man country alambeke o alambake o obodo wazu". am not sure i typed the igbo very well.

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Politics / Re: Joseph Achuzie "Hannibal" Is Dead (Photos) by Simulacrum(m): 8:27pm On Feb 26, 2018
Dozie32:



even me ooo I swear... he told that he was the only person remaining between his warlords.. ojukwu and one akwa ibom man.
That Akwa-ibom man should be maj. gen. philip effiong.
Politics / Re: Joseph Achuzie "Hannibal" Is Dead (Photos) by Simulacrum(m): 8:23pm On Feb 26, 2018
Though i knew very little about this war veteran while he lived, but truth be told that nickname is very dreadful and filled with terror, i like the name. p

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NYSC / Re: Post All Problems Relating To JAMB Regularization Here - Let's Treat Them by Simulacrum(m): 9:56am On Jan 13, 2016
Simulacrum:

Thanks sire, please am sorry for the disturbance, I have valid jamb Reg Number, plus admission from jamb.

Since my school don't mobilise part time study mode, can't I fill my details online direct via nysc website?

If no other alternative to be mobilised how do I go about the exclusion issue?

Please assist me with adequate reply, can't thank you enough.
@ sire Gazaliah please any input here.
NYSC / Re: Post All Problems Relating To JAMB Regularization Here - Let's Treat Them by Simulacrum(m): 10:06pm On Jan 12, 2016
kaysy:

You will be mobilized from your school under Part Time study mode, so having a valid JAMB Reg Number does not guarantee u Mobilization, prepare for Exclusion.

All Those who studied under Part time will be Excluded
All Those who studied under Full time but has crossed 30years of age will be Exempted

So know their differences.
Thanks sire, please am sorry for the disturbance, I have valid jamb Reg Number, plus admission from jamb.

Since my school don't mobilise part time study mode, can't I fill my details online direct via nysc website?

If no other alternative to be mobilised how do I go about the exclusion issue?

Please assist me with adequate reply, can't thank you enough.
NYSC / Re: Post All Problems Relating To JAMB Regularization Here - Let's Treat Them by Simulacrum(m): 9:47pm On Jan 12, 2016
kaysy:

Your JAMB Reg Number is Valid
Thank u sire and God bless.
Please sire I have a question, I did a part time programme in school five years course, I wrote jamb same year of my admission. In my school Unical I learnt part time don't go for service, but in my case with this valid jamb number, am I eligible for mobilisation? Thanks I look forward to your reply.
NYSC / Re: Post All Problems Relating To JAMB Regularization Here - Let's Treat Them by Simulacrum(m): 9:28pm On Jan 12, 2016
kaysy:

Your JAMB Reg Number is valid
Good evening sir, please help me confirm this jamb number 15339952EI God bless you for this wonderful goodwill.
Religion / Re: 7 Sins That Lead To Self-destruction: Christians Must Avoid. by Simulacrum(m): 9:04pm On Nov 22, 2015
mabeni:
I no go lie, I'm guilty of the last one '"LUST "May God help me.
Bro truth be told thats my biggest problem lust.
Education / Re: Photo Of Girl Who Sells Groundnut By Road Side Doing Her Home Work by Simulacrum(m): 7:34pm On Nov 22, 2015
God Bless her hustle,but for the records that pic depicts a girl copying class notes
Education / Re: JAMB 2015/2016 DIRECT Entry Form/ Scratch Card Is Out by Simulacrum(m): 5:54pm On May 03, 2015
emmyw:
Well,it really depends on the University you are aspiring for,there are some Universities that accept low credit,you may check them here
http://www.ngschoolz.com/universities-that-accept-lower-credit-in-direct-entry/
if you need any other info,let me know I will get back to you.

boss tanx 4 the link, but its not responding, am a victim of circumstance man if i narate my academic story to you, you will weep for me. i have a B.sc pass grade in a university, so wanna see if i can get direct entry admission to start from year 2 in another course.
Education / Re: JAMB 2015/2016 DIRECT Entry Form/ Scratch Card Is Out by Simulacrum(m): 4:35pm On May 03, 2015
emmyw:

I don't really get you, you said that you are through with university in UK,but what we are saying here is JAMB Direct Entry. I guess you should state clearly what you mean.

boss he intends rectifying his certificate by doing another 1st degree cos his initial cert is almost useless, am equally a victim of circumstance mine is pass to be precised, i wanna rectify the degree by obtaining a new one via jamb direct entry.
Education / Re: JAMB 2015/2016 DIRECT Entry Form/ Scratch Card Is Out by Simulacrum(m): 4:31pm On May 03, 2015
emmyw:
The aim of this post is to make it publically
that JAMB direct entry form is officially
out,interested applicants can now purchase
the card in a nearest accredited bank or
JAMB office close to you.


The Joint Admission and Matriculation
Board (JAMB) has officially announced the
commencement of 2015 JAMB Direct
Entry Registration. Read the details
below:
http://www.ngschoolz.com/direct-entry/jamb-20152016-direct-entry-formscratch-card-is-out/

helllo boss good day happy sunday, pls any idea if an individal with a University pass cert can be considered by jamb, through direct entry?
Politics / Re: VP Candidates' Wives: Amina Sambo Vs Oludolapo Osinbajo by Simulacrum(m): 11:56pm On Mar 25, 2015
Billyonaire:
One dresses as a housewife, the other dresses as a slut.
man ur mouthed and so on point.
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Simulacrum(m): 10:13pm On Jan 26, 2015
Hmm
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Simulacrum(m): 1:45am On Jan 23, 2015
Simulacrum:
1. 22.01.15 14:30 1899 Hoffenheim - Brondby IF (Handicap
1:0) Customer type: TSG 1899 Hoffenheim @1.16
Result:

2. 22.01.15 16:00 Preussen Munster - Eintracht Braunschweig
(Handicap 0:1)
Customer type: Eintracht Braunschweig @1.12
Result:

3. 22.01.15 22:00 RCD Espanyol Barcelona - Sevilla FC
(Handicap 2:0)
Customer type: RCD Espanyol Barcelona @1.12
Result:

4. 22.01.15 21:00 Stade Rennes - Stade de Reims (Handicap
0:2)
Customer type: Stade Reims @ 1.30 Result:

5. 22.01.15 17:00 Zambia - Tunisia (Handicap 2:0) Customer type: Zambia @ 1.16
Result:

6. 22.01.15 14:30 Estonia - Moldova (Handicap 2:0)
Customer type: Estonia @ 1.12
Result:

7. 22.01.15 17:00 Latvia - Lithuania (Handicap 1:0)
Customer type: Latvia @ 1.16 Result:
All Greens
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Simulacrum(m): 8:27pm On Jan 22, 2015
Estimable:

If u don't have enough Capital to embark on a business,why open it then......They think theyl always be d ones chopping pple, nw d reverse is the case......
Theyl pay every kobo they owe......useless bookie.
Bro u deh vex terribly with them o... Though u are highly on point.
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Simulacrum(m): 2:30pm On Jan 22, 2015
1. 22.01.15 14:30 1899 Hoffenheim - Brondby IF (Handicap
1:0) Customer type: TSG 1899 Hoffenheim @1.16
Result:

2. 22.01.15 16:00 Preussen Munster - Eintracht Braunschweig
(Handicap 0:1)
Customer type: Eintracht Braunschweig @1.12
Result:

3. 22.01.15 22:00 RCD Espanyol Barcelona - Sevilla FC
(Handicap 2:0)
Customer type: RCD Espanyol Barcelona @1.12
Result:

4. 22.01.15 21:00 Stade Rennes - Stade de Reims (Handicap
0:2)
Customer type: Stade Reims @ 1.30 Result:

5. 22.01.15 17:00 Zambia - Tunisia (Handicap 2:0) Customer type: Zambia @ 1.16
Result:

6. 22.01.15 14:30 Estonia - Moldova (Handicap 2:0)
Customer type: Estonia @ 1.12
Result:

7. 22.01.15 17:00 Latvia - Lithuania (Handicap 1:0)
Customer type: Latvia @ 1.16 Result:
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Simulacrum(m): 10:01am On Jan 21, 2015
Type of bet: Accumulator
Total betting amount: 800.00
Bonus: 305.20
Possible Win: 5172.80
Won: 0.00

1. 21.01.15 20:00 Villarreal CF - Getafe CF (1X2) Customer type: CF Villarreal @ 1.30
Result:

2. 21.01.15 20:45 Brighton & Hove Albion - Ipswich Town
(Handicap 0:1)
Customer type: Ipswich Town @ 1.45 Result:

3. 21.01.15 20:45 Partick Thistle - Hamilton Academical
(Handicap 0:1) Customer type: Hamilton Academical @
1.40
Result:

4. 21.01.15 20:45 FC St Mirren - Dundee United (1X2) Customer type: Dundee United @ 1.75
Result:

5. 21.01.15 18:00 AC Fiorentina - Atalanta Bergamasca (1X2)
Customer type: AC Fiorentina @ 1.40 Result:
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Simulacrum(m): 9:29am On Jan 21, 2015
gsparks01:
Quitting is an option u know
But winners dont quit.
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Simulacrum(m): 11:02pm On Jan 19, 2015
kaylechy:


South africa na foolish team. If na super eagles nw dem go ∂εү form chairman. See as Tunisia drink them like Orjin tonite. Ndi ara!

Algeria u meant @ bolded.
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Simulacrum(m): 10:26pm On Jan 19, 2015
Mehn after having a bad week end, Anti-spambot crownded it all by banning my popular monicker here, 4 four days, for no just offense.

Would b back shaah, i promise to drop 5 odds cast prove games here for 2marow God willing.
Business / Re: "Frustrating Queues @ ATM Centres" by Simulacrum(m): 5:54pm On Dec 24, 2013
Pearlyakin: May God help us in this country.
Please who want to sell bold 2 i need it very urgent,and i stay in ibadan.
Dude pm me.
Celebrities / Re: Is Dandison Strongface Nigeria'S Sexiest Male Celebrity? by Simulacrum(m): 5:51pm On Dec 24, 2013
Pearlyakin: Anyhow he is ok.
Please i wan buy bold 2 if yu wan sell notify me.
Pm me if u are serious dude, got 1 for sale 9700 model
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid’s Fan Thrown-off The Stage For Trying To Hug Him At A Concert In Accra by Simulacrum(m): 5:43pm On Nov 28, 2013
Smh
Religion / Re: Jesus Statue Survives Typhoon Haiyan's Destruction In The Philippines (PHOTO) by Simulacrum(m): 3:49pm On Nov 17, 2013
coincident

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Crime / Re: 100 Kidnappers Face Death-Penalty In Edo by Simulacrum(m): 10:33am On Nov 11, 2013
Nice 1 thumbs up Oshioms baba, i cease this oppurtunity to urge all State CEO's, to sign such a bill in their respective states, the earlier social malaise perpetrators are exterminated the better.
Autos / Re: USED KIA SPORTAGE MINI JEEP PRICE REDUCED FROM 400 TO 200K by Simulacrum(m): 12:34pm On Sep 19, 2013
Hello Sire Good day am interested in acquiring ur vehicle u intend selling, since u stressed in ur previous posts that there is no issue atall with the vehicle, can it be delivered to Calabar within 2marow and saturday? Would supplement some money for transportation.
Education / Re: ASUU Snubs FG No Work No Pay Threat by Simulacrum(m): 12:25pm On Aug 26, 2013
ASUU dare devils
Politics / Re: Amaechi, Others Float New Party by Simulacrum(m): 12:12pm On Aug 26, 2013
If this news is anything to go by, then PDP are in deep mess
Romance / Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Asked A Guy Out ? by Simulacrum(m): 5:46pm On Aug 10, 2013
Harbosede02: smh..neva judge a book by itz cover.
Your vigour of replying every single post that quotes you is baffleing to say the least, I think if you channel that energy in2 something worthwhile it would definately pay off, my 2 cents.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Asked A Guy Out ? by Simulacrum(m): 5:36pm On Aug 10, 2013
Harbosede02: wich part of my profile says m single??mr knwall
Since iv'e been observing ur replies, I must confess you are on a long thing.

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