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Romance / Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Asked A Guy Out ? by Simulacrum(m): 5:32pm On Aug 10, 2013
Ibrokane: if i dnt why dont u help me out?......
Sori It was a mis-quote iv'e edited it
Romance / Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Asked A Guy Out ? by Simulacrum(m): 5:28pm On Aug 10, 2013
Truckpusher: Wither thou cometh from.....unmask thyself now let me behold thine identity shocked shocked
Deck that capin chap
Romance / Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Asked A Guy Out ? by Simulacrum(m): 5:22pm On Aug 10, 2013
Ibrokane: I dnt care if any female ask me out.... Am planning 2 ask myself out! :PI dnt care if any female ask me out.... Am planning 2 ask myself out!
Lol!
Romance / Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Asked A Guy Out ? by Simulacrum(m): 5:05pm On Aug 10, 2013
Emmadani: fine she no _____!U go wait tire.
Lol!
Romance / Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Asked A Guy Out ? by Simulacrum(m): 4:53pm On Aug 10, 2013
Truckpusher: grin
Guy how business? grin
Celebrities / Re: Oprah 'suffers Racism' In Zurich Switzerland by Simulacrum(m): 7:59pm On Aug 09, 2013
"Winfrey said she left the shop calmly without
arguing, but that the experience was proof that
racism continues to be a problem".
Waow I like that absolute show of class
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Cheapest Deals Ever! Get Ur 'rare' Gaming Needs Here *pre-order* by Simulacrum(m): 12:17pm On Aug 08, 2013
the funclub enterprise: Pre ordering 2 psp for simulacrum from calabar!
Yes acknowledged, please adding to that i equally need an 8gb psp m.card tanx, looking foreward to the delivery.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Seun,call Your Moderator Sexkillz To Order by Simulacrum(m): 9:54pm On Aug 03, 2013
sexkillz: When you are done, let me know.

Mr Mod. bone the long thing and unban her for christ sake.

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Phones / Blackberry Bold 2 For Sale 15K by Simulacrum(m): 1:24pm On Aug 03, 2013
Blackberry Bold2 For Sale
Colour: Black
Price : 16,000
Location : Calabar
Reason for Sale: Financial need
Text/e-mail me through
08097343752
Madesky@rocketmail.com

Education / Re: ASUU Strike: Please, “bear With Us,” FG Appeals To Students, Parents by Simulacrum(m): 11:29pm On Jul 31, 2013
Nah wah o..
Phones / Re: Cost Of Blackberry, Fairly Used by Simulacrum(m): 2:02pm On Jul 30, 2013
Joel.:
ok i can manage 10k naira. blackberry don't have the function that i need in a phone. can i get a bold 2 for that amount? 10 chies
I can live d phone below @ 14k for you, thats Bold2

Fashion / Re: Miss University Nigeria 2013 Contestants(Raw Photos) by Simulacrum(m): 7:48am On Jul 26, 2013
Afam4eva:
Jeez! Is this a joke? Op pls post the correct representative from unical
Fashion / Re: Miss University Nigeria 2013 Contestants(Raw Photos) by Simulacrum(m): 7:27am On Jul 26, 2013
When universities are on strike, hmm! Smh
Health / Why Some People Attract More Mosquitoes. by Simulacrum(m): 9:37pm On Jul 19, 2013
If you feel as if every mosquito in a 50-
mile radius has you locked in its sights,
while your friends are rarely bitten, you
could be right. Up to 20 percent of us are
highly alluring to mosquitoes—and
scientists have discovered some surprising reasons. “Both your metabolism and your unique
body chemistry—which is as distinctive
as a fingerprint—play an important role
in determining whether or not you’re a
mosquito magnet,” says University of
Florida entomology professor Dr. Phil Koehler. “Also, there’s evidence that your
degree of attractiveness to mosquitoes
can change over time.” Here are some intriguing discoveries
about why some of us are particularly
tasty targets for the tiny vampires: Mosquitos prefer blood type O In their quest for a meal, mosquitoes are
nearly twice as likely to land on people
with type 0 blood than those with type
A, according to a Japanese study . Indeed, the biting pests consider type 0
more delectable than any other blood
type, the researchers reported. Most
people secrete substances that allow
mosquitoes to identify blood type before
they bite. Beer drinkers beware Swigging just one bottle of beer can
significantly boost your risk of being
bitten, according to a study published in Journal of the American Mosquito Control
Association .The researchers reported that, “Mosquito landing on volunteers
significantly increased after beer
ingestion compared with before
ingestion.” 8 Healthiest Summer Cocktails Watch out for the full moon The tiny bloodsuckers are 500 times
more active when the moon is full,
reports the American Mosquito Control Association (AMCA). Overall, the highest risk times for mosquito bites are dusk
and dawn, with the females of some
species migrating up to 40 miles in
pursuit of a meal. (Male mosquitoes don’t
bite.) Keep your socks on The pungent aroma of dirty feet is
apparently irresistible to mosquitoes, as
a brave scientist, Bart Knols, discovered when he sat in a lab in his underwear to
find out which parts of the body the
pests are most likely to target. He found
that 75 percent of the bugs homed in on
his feet, but after he washed them with
deodorant soap, the mosquitos bit randomly. His team also reported that
stinky cheeses, such as Limburger—
which has the same odoriferous
compound responsible for foot odor—
also draws mosquitoes. Mosquitos know if you’re expecting Moms-to-be get bitten about twice as
often as women who aren’t pregnant,
increasing their risk for bug-borne
diseases, according to a study conducted in Gambia . The researchers hypothesized that since women in the later stages of
pregnancy exhale 21 percent more
volume, mosquitos were drawn in by the
moisture and carbon dioxide in their
breath. They also found that pregnant
women's abdomens are nearly 1 degree warmer, which may cause more volatile
substances—released in sweat and
attractive to mosquitos—to be present
on their skin. Not only do several other
studies have similar findings, says Dr.
Koehler, but “there’s also evidence that women are more attractive to
mosquitoes during certain phases of the
ovulation cycle.” Studies have mixed
results as to whether men or women are
more likely to get bitten, he adds. Are You Bug Savvy? Learn How to
Prevent Head Lice Running won’t help you Both the carbon dioxide we exhale and
substances in sweat, such as lactic acid,
help mosquitoes home in on their prey.
As a result, Dr. Koehler reports. “You’re
more likely to be bitten if you’re running
or exercising than when you’re at rest, since you’re breathing harder and
sweating more.” In fact, physical activity
ups risk for bites by as much as 50
percent, according to AMCA.
Like vampires, they prefer dark clothes Dark-colored clothing can increase your
risk of falling victim to the little
bloodsuckers, compared to lighter-
colored garments, says Dr. Koehler. In
one study comparing the appeal of
various hues to mosquitoes, the researchers reported the following
results : black (most attractive); red (very attractive); grey and blue (neutral);
khaki, green, light khaki, and yellow
(less attractive).

NYSC / Re: Two Female Corpers Set Ablaze In Rivers State by Simulacrum(m): 9:22pm On Jul 19, 2013
Horlawoomey: Am not going to service without visiting Baba at the village first. . . This world is becoming more wicked.
And u think that Baba @ the village would guarantee your safety? Though i know ur'e probably kidding. (Security comes from God)
@ Topic what a dastard act! I pray for the quick recovery of the corpers.
NYSC / Re: Two Female Corpers Set Ablaze In Rivers State by Simulacrum(m): 9:21pm On Jul 19, 2013
Horlawoomey: Am not going to service without visiting Baba at the village first. . . This world is becoming more wicked.
And u think that Baba @ the village would guarantee your safety? Though i know ur'e kidding. (Security comes from God)
@ Topic what a dastard act! I pray for the quick recovery of the corpers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tito Vilanova Steps-down As Barcelona Coach by Simulacrum(m): 9:16pm On Jul 19, 2013
So sad, though thats a very nice decision from him, his health is paramount. Wishing him the best.
Sports / Re: Okagbare Jumps 7.04m To Win Diamond League In Monaco by Simulacrum(m): 9:07pm On Jul 19, 2013
Congrats Blessing, Keep representing Naija positively.

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Pets / Re: Cobra Protects Puppies That Fell Into A Well by Simulacrum(m): 5:31pm On Jul 19, 2013
Nice act there by the Kobra
Religion / Re: Christians, How Often Do You Read The Bible? by Simulacrum(m): 1:20pm On Jul 14, 2013
Ferdinandu: Can't imagine going on without reading the Bible.That's the only reason that keep me going some days now otherwise other things says that this life is so worthless and futile to keep on living seriously.
Waow thumbs up man i envy u alot, 2 be veracious its been real long since i last read my bible or should i say mums bible, would turn a new live and get a bible so i could read from time to time.
Entertainment / Re: Brazilian Woman Who Sold Virginity Was Scammed by Simulacrum(m): 1:04pm On Jul 14, 2013
Dats her business she got what she bargained for besides i dont give a f.u.c,k.
Politics / Re: Michael Chinda Remains Unconscious After Surgery by Simulacrum(m): 4:59pm On Jul 13, 2013
OdionOdion: . Point blank,the same cult group that the following supporters of Murderous Gov Amaechi belong: Prof Soyinka,Bar Fanala,Gov Fayemi of Ekiti state and Tambuwal
Soyinka a Bagger? grin lmao what happened to Pirates confraternity?

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Romance / Re: Crying In Relationships: How Did You Feel When He Or She Cried Because Of You? by Simulacrum(m): 9:52pm On Jul 12, 2013
U r a korect man. (real men hustle real hard)
Education / Re: Pictures From The Funeral Service Of The Late NANS Senate President. by Simulacrum(m): 9:37pm On Jul 12, 2013
R.I.P Donald
Politics / Re: Amaechi Writes Jonathan Request For The Redeployment Of Mr Mbu Joseph Mbu From R by Simulacrum(m): 9:31pm On Jul 12, 2013
Adrenaline123: this one na long storyooo. Peace be unto rivers, peace be unto nigeria.
Up GEJ 2015
Long story indeed
Romance / Re: Crying In Relationships: How Did You Feel When He Or She Cried Because Of You? by Simulacrum(m): 8:33pm On Jul 12, 2013
@ Mr Cholls and you cried because of that? Jeez! Had i been in such a situation i would have just laughed at her for comparing me with other dudes, and hustle/work harder.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Simulacrum(m): 8:00pm On Jul 12, 2013
ighoosagie:
mumu, notin u come as go 4 good, he com even worse as u come as Hausa ram in human form,
If na cow u pass com , u nor go 4 good as suya,
If na goat, u nor go 4 good as isiewu,
If na fowl, u no go 4 good Xmas stew,
As u com pass ram com, even sokoto own 4 mata, u come mumu bellyful.
hahaha this pidgin english is in a class of its own
NYSC / Re: JNI Wants Separate Camp For Male And Female Corpers by Simulacrum(m): 6:07pm On Jul 03, 2013
nbright: They should just ask for the camp to be seperated along religious line. Camp for Christains and another camp for Muslims
1 of the best comments so far.
Autos / Re: 300k For This Neat Nissan Maxima(bonaza 4 Lucky One) by Simulacrum(m): 1:03pm On Jul 01, 2013
Nice could you pls post a full side picture of the car or send it to this e-mail madesky@rocketmail.com (serious buyer)

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