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FamilyRe: Are Opposite-sex Friendships Okay In Marriage? by Simvan: 7:37am On Jul 19, 2020
Destinylink:
It's a no no for me.!
This life nor balance at all.
Before you know now, them go dey gbegbesuegbe for my back. grin grin
Iregbesuegbe grin
EducationRe: Hot Girl Wants Buhari To Extend Her NYSC For 5 More Years Since There's No Job. by Simvan: 7:34am On Jul 19, 2020
Should I call this laziness or bad economy
Christianity EtcRe: Father Joachim Cabanyes Dies Of COVID-19 Disease In Enugu by Simvan: 6:56am On Jul 19, 2020
CultureRe: We Summoned The Spirit Of Ooni Aderemi From His Tomb - Ooni Of Ife by Simvan: 7:41pm On Jul 18, 2020
Buhari2023:
Well it is normal

Traditionalist na their way!

The Ogbonge baba of them

na the binis

those men hmmmm
Yh and we're proud of it cheesy
PoliticsRe: 35 Political Parties Join Obaseki’s Campaign ‘train’ by Simvan: 2:00pm On Jul 17, 2020
[quote author=itman53 post=91808197][/quote]Waste of space sad
CelebritiesRe: Bodybuilder, Joanna Thomas Dies At 43 by Simvan: 9:55am On Jul 17, 2020
EatforHealth:
RIP to her

She’s such stuffs and she still does porn? Her customers dey try sha o

Meanwhile, somewhere in naija
Lol naija matter tire me
CrimeRe: Quick Responds To Police Brutality And Extortion by Simvan: 9:52am On Jul 17, 2020
icebird25:
Thank you my brother...those men ready to kill us for this country... imagine I was traveling to Benin then we got to a police checkpoint o... instead of them to ask the driver where's your paper or let me check your booth ...the next thing I heard was mister man.. yes you on yellow top come down...i jejely come down o to avoid wahala ..the next was ..what do you for a living ...here see question..then i said I'm into fashion designing. the next was where's your phone......at this point I know say wahala dey o...but ...





Watch out for the part2
Bro those Benin police and sars are something else
CrimeRe: Meet 47-year-old Man Who Impregnated His 16-year-old Daughter In Rivers by Simvan: 9:50am On Jul 17, 2020
Passionate888:
Eromosele Mahmud na wa to u o, make we just say Oshiomole Amaka
No!

Etsako Amaka grin
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko Drags Journalist To Court For Labelling Him A Cultist by Simvan: 9:37am On Jul 17, 2020
donstan18:
Ned is not a fool for marrying Regina and the rest of his wives as Virgin. He's wise and understands the importance of marrying a virgin lady.

If marrying, loving and advocating for virgin ladies will make people see me as a cultist, I'll gladly and wholeheartedly agree being a cultist that stooping so low to respect or see value in these non-virgin sperm bins parading as ladies.
Good to see this coming from a girl
Thumbs up ma, I respect you
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests UNIPORT Undergraduate, Girlfriend And Mum Over Internet Fraud(pics) by Simvan: 9:27am On Jul 17, 2020
goatBBQGRILLS:
collabo.......very soon somebody will come here and shout daanmm niggrrra isolright
Make e catch you grin
PoliticsRe: Labour Party: Edo Voters Will Resist Antics Of APC, Ize-iyamu At Guber Poll by Simvan: 7:52am On Jul 17, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Edo can never be Lagos

Obaseki is a real niggarrr
And ambode was a pussy asss niggarrr

If APC misbehave here in Edo state we go play just two videos

If you are a niggarrr and you are aware of the two videos then you must be a real niggarrr
You forgot isoright grin
Epa Dormoh cheesy
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of Akpabio And Joi Nunieh by Simvan: 7:40pm On Jul 16, 2020
Amotolongbo:
There is nothing so serious in this picture.

All I could see are;
Left breast resting on the pot belly
Left hand resting on the prick

Perhaps they went home after this picture to complete the rest?
I don’t know about that
Lol
Please don't kill me with laugh grin
TV/MoviesRe: Mark Angel Is Africa's Greatest Youtuber, A Nigerian by Simvan: 2:43pm On Jul 16, 2020
Righteousness89:
Wow!

That's Great bro..

How I wish you would use this Platform of Highest or Greatest youtuber to Win souls for JESUS.

That will be a Bomb bro!
Maybe you should do that sir
Different people with their natural gift cheesy
ProgrammingRe: Suggest A Budget Laptop For Someone Who Wants To Learn Programming by Simvan(op): 1:50pm On Jul 16, 2020
Donpre:
Depends on which part of programming you're going for

For Android(App) development and data science, 8gb RAM and a fast core i5(the more recent gen, the better). Android studio and Data visualization apps consumes a lot of RAM

For web development, anything would be fine
Ok thanks
ProgrammingRe: Suggest A Budget Laptop For Someone Who Wants To Learn Programming by Simvan(op): 12:48pm On Jul 16, 2020
SegFault:
Any laptop with a 4gb or 2gb ram, 500gb HDD, Intel i3 or i5 and a Linux OS will do. A HP would be nice enough.
Thanks ma cheesy
ProgrammingSuggest A Budget Laptop For Someone Who Wants To Learn Programming by Simvan(op): 12:20pm On Jul 16, 2020
Greetings everyone
I'm about to begin my programming career and I'd like to know some good budget laptops to start learning programming.
Please help me out guys
HealthRe: Man Suffers Penile Fracture During Rigorous Sex (Graphic Photos) by Simvan: 11:44am On Jul 16, 2020
Na wa o

Abeg una know any seminary for Ibadan or Benin?

I cannot kill myself
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Lands In Mali On A Peace Mission by Simvan: 11:33am On Jul 16, 2020
iPhone users must be in sifia pain after seeing TWITTER FOR ANDROID
grin
PoliticsRe: Ize-Iyamu To Obaseki: Explain Whereabouts Of Your Commissioner Arrested Overseas by Simvan: 10:19am On Jul 12, 2020
APCdestroyer:
Edo people be wise

Obaseki's government is a corrupt government

He has spent all Edo money

No recruitment

No development

Na godfather him be

Na Oshiomole he use his first tenure dey insult...dont vote Obaseki and be running to Libya, Italy etc

Not necessary u vote Iyamu but there are better contestants.
Seem like you speaking based on hearsay
TravelRe: Some Interesting Tourist Sites In Nigeria, with photos by Simvan: 6:09pm On Jul 10, 2020
OkhaiAsein:
make una check my village in edo state.. some area are good for tourism.. that one no mean say u go enter person farm land o.. u are on your own
Lol my broda

Edo no get joy o grin
PoliticsRe: Wike To Uzodinma: "Edo Boys Are Waiting For You. Make Sure You Mask Your Face by Simvan: 8:48am On Jul 10, 2020
Pierced:
Lol......he should just say Edo cultist.

This election will be bloody.....even more bloody than Rivers State own.

Both PDP and APC are already empowering cultist to stock up on weapons.

This Edo election is NBM vs other frats.

If u know.....u know. tongue tongue tongue
She must be a South-south babe grin
CrimeRe: Meet Hushpuppi's Lawyer, Gal Pissetzky Of Pissetzky & Berliner Law Firm by Simvan: 6:40pm On Jul 09, 2020
tillaman:
May the best man win but in the mean time This is what his prison food should look like
Just how he likes it
Else he won’t eat
Lol grin
CelebritiesRe: "Tell Us Which Cream You Are Using" Instagram On Fire As Damsel Releases Fire by Simvan: 1:10pm On Jul 08, 2020
smarkorg:
Thought I'll see fire like in Nollywood. angry

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CelebritiesRe: "You Better Rock That Bikini" - Lady Encourages Women With Black Armpit by Simvan: 8:03pm On Jul 06, 2020
Vyzz:
I think I have seen this face before
Same ABOLO GIRL on Twitter na
FamilyRe: "Marry Your Friend" - Who Then Is Your Friend? by Simvan: 12:08pm On Jul 06, 2020
Marry your friend

Marry your friend

Nai be say person like me no go marry na.



A friend in the context shouldn't be narrowed please.

My opinion tho, what do I even know
FamilyRe: "Marry Your Friend" - Who Then Is Your Friend? by Simvan: 11:48am On Jul 06, 2020
Eulalia:
What of us who don't have friends?

See ehn... I think its best to marry Someone who's friendly. If you know what I mean. Cos me I don't have friends let alone male friends.
Hey God
I'm on this table o grin
FamilyRe: "Marry Your Friend" - Who Then Is Your Friend? by Simvan: 11:38am On Jul 06, 2020
emmabest2000:
Police is your friend

Marry police grin
Lol why this? grin
FamilyRe: "Marry Your Friend" - Who Then Is Your Friend? by Simvan: 11:31am On Jul 06, 2020
Klass99:
Interesting question, I am curious to know as well.

Not long ago a lady shared her story here about being married to a man who was taking her and their marriage for granted.

She said they were friends before lovers and before getting married.

Trust NLanders with yeye for body nah grin Someone asked on that thread "where are those marry your friend crew" ?
Lol
PoliticsRe: FG Moves To End DSTV's Monopoly, Says Multichoice Is Cheating Nigerians by Simvan: 8:50pm On Jul 05, 2020
donbachi:
"kai pant e too many many to pack o"..in zlatan ibile's voice.
Lol
Jokes EtcRe: If Your Lawyer's Trouser Is Like This, Nwanne Forget It, You Are Going To Jail!! by Simvan: 5:45pm On Jul 05, 2020
Nawaaoh:
grin cheesy grin cheesy
My Lord may I,
My Lord can I may
Lol

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