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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Girlfriend, Chioma Avril Rowland Loved Up In New Photo by SirGowon(m): 11:32am On Jan 26, 2018
Is it that Davido's taste bud for women is bad or this girl have used oil for him grin

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Literature / Re: Complicated by SirGowon(m): 11:36am On Jan 23, 2018
EPISODE TWO

We started school that same day, the class had already begun a week ago and we had to catch up with all that has been done in the past week. Other students were already getting familiar with one another, you will notice from the way they were relating, it was as if they all came from the same place and they were getting along quite well, me and my friend were introduced to the class by the teacher and we were welcomed by the students. My computer school is not the regular one that offers just computer courses only, we were taught computer appreciation, English Language and Accounting, the school belonged to one of the top people in the country and this is his way of giving back to the society, so at the end of every set, he selects the best 3 pupils and reward them with cash prizes and other gifts.

To catch up with what the students have done so far, I met Anderson, one of my classmates who happened to be the person sitting beside me on the first day, the other person sitted beside me was Joshua but if you take a close look at Joshua's writing, you will be lucky to go back home that day without headache cos you will not comprehend what he's writing, apart from having a writing that is as worst as a 2-year old scribble, his spellings were terrible as well, so I asked Anderson if he could borrow me his note so that I can update my notes too, he said no problem but he can only be borrowing me the notes in class and I would not be allowed to take it home. I said it's fine by me.

So for the first two days, I was busy writing notes, while others went on break, I will be in the class writing just so I can be up to date like others too.

I am usually a shy person, so it always takes me time to settle in perfectly with my environment and the people in it but once I settle down, I am the best person you can hang around. So for the first few days, all I do is say hello to everyone when I come, then sit quietly.

Just few days after my resumption, I got to school only for our teacher to tell us we are having a test..... which kind wahala be this, this teacher wants to finally expose my olodoism. I am not even on the same level with the other students yet, I thought to myself. I instantly became moody, what will I write? I am the type that reads along whenever am writing note or something, so the only hope I had was the few pages of each subject I had written. To make matters worse, The teacher said the ladies' questions will be different from the guys, Lobatan.

Few minutes later, the teacher started doing his formation like a football manager that wants to play attacking football, he started spreading us like butter on a bread. A girl and a boy sitted side by side, after all, our questions are different. Sir, this space beside me can still accommodate 3 persons, a guy said. The teacher replied, don't worry, you can have it all to yourself for now. grin

I was studying people's countenance as they got their questions and the faces were not telling a good story, I could see the soberness written all over their faces, then the teacher gave me mine...... shocked ,
Literature / Re: Complicated by SirGowon(m): 4:43pm On Jan 22, 2018
EPISODE ONE

It all started when I and my friend decided to enrol in a computer school after the completion of our secondary school, then a guy in the neighborhood directed us to a school which will turn out to be a blessing.

On this fateful day, I wore a yellow over-sized shirt ''my brother dash me'' on a brown pant trouser and combined it with a brown shoe, , Omo see groove, my mind dey tell me say ''ahbi bigi boy oo'' like that old MTN advert. Meanwhile, the trouser was the only thing closest to being my actual size, how come I was so gullible that time, that's a story for another day tho.

The night before that day, I had already brought out a small laptop bag my uncle kept under the bed for only God-knows-when out, I dusted and washed it so that my dressing can be complete the next day, I went to collect the bag from where i hanged it overnight to dry, I put two exercise books inside, afterall no one will know I am not carrying a laptop.

I set out to go and meet my friend, Bamidele at the junction we had earlier discussed that we will meet, omo see as I dey bounce. In my mind, all eyes were on me cos soft work na, fine boy, but in the real sense, people were shaking their head and laughing seeing the way I was dressed. I got to the junction and called Bami, guy how far na, where you dey? I dey junction already ..... He replied, you go see me now. AAH Bami, he didn't waste time, he just cut the call. Whenever Bami tells you ''you go see me now'' just know that you have all the time in the world to go to Pluto and come back and you still won't see him now. I resigned to fate and waited for him to show up. Behold, he finally showed up after about 25mins. Bami showed up in a black and white striped shirt on a striped trouser looking like the Tom-Tom nylon.

How far, shey I make sense?, I asked..... He replied with a smile, you dope die, me nko? Then I told him same, you make sense. Wetin we know, we sha know say we dope

We got to the school and met the teacher in charge for registration and all the necessary stuff
Literature / Complicated by SirGowon(m): 3:46pm On Jan 22, 2018
Hello nairalanders,

I'm an active member of the literature section, I often come to this section to read other people's pieces and I must really commend the good writers we have on here. I have finally summoned all the courage I have to put up this story and so am going to need y'all's constructive criticism to get better at writing.

I hope my story meets expectation, but if it doesn't, I promise I won't rest on my laurels to make sure I only get better at every attempt.

So fasten your seatbelt everyone and enjoy the ride.
Religion / Re: Born Again Lady Removes Her Tattoo With Hot Iron (Photos) by SirGowon(m): 1:17pm On Nov 17, 2017
What happens if you still don't make heaven? grin grin
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Let's Come Together And Follow Each Other On Instagram by SirGowon(m): 4:39pm On Oct 26, 2017
@Sir_Gowon
Nairaland / General / R by SirGowon(m): 3:46pm On Oct 26, 2017
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Romance / Re: Nigerian Muslim Couple Pray In Their Prewedding Photo by SirGowon(m): 8:03pm On Dec 27, 2016
The woman is not standing by his side because they are not yet married, they can stand side by side to pray after marriage.
Secondly, the guys posture is actually right. the fact that you place your own hands on the chest when praying doesn't mean a person that stands like he's in the wall of a free-kick isn't right.
The only error I see there is holding the tesbih while praying.
Sports / Re: Morolake Akinosun's Tweets 5 Years Ago Come True (Photos) by SirGowon(m): 5:06pm On Nov 28, 2016
Why is this just surfacing on here.... I've seen this like a while back
Romance / Re: I Am Dating A Medical Doctor Who Can’t Afford 1 Square Meal. by SirGowon(m): 11:22pm On Nov 14, 2016
Just 4months and you are already complaining, what's wrong with some girls sef
Celebrities / Re: Sumbo & David Adeoye Enjoying A Romantic Date In Dubai (Photo) by SirGowon(m): 12:30pm On Oct 25, 2016
Well, the headline is a good reference for her..... Cos i wouldn't have known WTH is Sumbo if I didn't see 2face's ex. Okbye
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 15 Practical And Expected Behaviours Before,during & After Interview by SirGowon(m): 8:05am On Oct 21, 2016
Spot on
Health / Re: Photos Of This Cute Nigerian Gynaecologist Who Is Making Waves Online by SirGowon(m): 11:45pm On Oct 12, 2016
Well, if this one collect my gf, I no go even say piiiim!.... I go even dey reference am to my next gf cheesy
Romance / Re: Bride Carries Fiance On Her Back In Prewedding Photos by SirGowon(m): 11:43am On Oct 08, 2016
Awww.... This is so cute and sweet at the same time
Properties / Re: Between Tenant And Landlord, Who Is Responsible For This? by SirGowon(m): 8:07am On Oct 06, 2016
IMO, the landlord stand to gain more than the tenant in the road construction because it adds value to his property. The landlord of the last house we packed from added 100k to his rent just because the road that leads to the house got tarred, by the government o and he took advantage of it. Tenant can bear the burden of the transformer tho.
Health / Re: Your Work And Mental Well-being by SirGowon(m): 5:50pm On Sep 22, 2016
0p what you posting is too long to read. I am yet to finished read my textbooks and you expect me to sat here and to be read this, no.


Ikunle abiamo oo

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Sports / Re: Raheem Lawal Flaunts His House & Car, Apologizes For Doing So by SirGowon(m): 4:28pm On Sep 13, 2016
[quote author=ANIEXTY post=49318889]Question for genius
.Heard this question on a radio (atlantic f.m) programe yesterday :"Name something that is round at both sides but high in the middle" . i and all the people around tried to get d answer but nobody could. . .NOTE: i know ur mind has gone far, but its not a d!ck,.. . .so what is the answer ?
Cone?
Education / Re: UNILORIN Website Got Attacked By Hackers (photos) by SirGowon(m): 11:39am On Sep 09, 2016
you are making progress


Countless night I dreamt about my internet "hacking" skills after the jack Bauer ish.
Fast-forward to 2016, I finally mastered how to type with MsWord cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Moan/cry During Sex by SirGowon(m): 6:14pm On Sep 03, 2016
it's testimony that the sh** is hitting their soul
Romance / Re: Am I Overreacting Towards My Jobless Guy? by SirGowon(m): 5:46pm On Sep 03, 2016
although I know this tori na lie but if by chance it is true, you ought to have dumped the guy teytey. who drops a first class certi to pursue a music career?.... He doesn't know what he is doing
Sports / You Think You Know Football, Right? by SirGowon(m): 7:44am On Jul 28, 2016
Oya sport lovers, you think you know football right? Here are face structures and hairstyles of footballers. Name them

Literature / Re: Finding Love by SirGowon(m): 11:27am On Jun 19, 2016
Nice piece ma'am, you should by now know where you need to work on as my other NLers have pointed out. From the typos, punctuations, suspense, blend of past and present too, once all these are worked on, you are good to go...... I could be your editor if you don't mind tho, for free.

Keep up the good work
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When Your Plate Number Is The Source Of Your Problem by SirGowon(m): 3:32pm On Apr 20, 2016
I cant laff...

Its like a joke I saw sometimes back...

[b]Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u dey come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” how do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worse, your friend name is ROBERT and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, what will you do to convince the Nigeria Policemen.


I cant laff...

Its like a joke I saw sometimes back...

[b]Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text message came in saying “Abeg if u dey come, buy one AK-47 and 4 Bullets make we take do night things” how do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (Ak-47) and 4 Energy drinks. To make matters worse, your friend name is ROBERT and you saved it as ROB-1 in your phone, what will you do to convince the Nigeria Policemen.


Just go and wait for them in their van already
Family / Re: How Do You Handle A Stubborn Kid? by SirGowon(m): 7:39pm On Apr 19, 2016
even bible talk say 'Aya omode ni weyrey di si'.... egba ati igbale lama fi yor wink

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Fashion / Re: A Nairalander Wore A Dress Made With Newspapers (hit Or Miss) Pic by SirGowon(m): 6:56pm On Apr 19, 2016
Dont c anytin wrong in dis tho, she was merely testing her tailoring skills with somtin less expensive.....
Romance / Re: 8 Signs You're His Side Chick But Not His Girlfriend by SirGowon(m): 9:25pm On Apr 16, 2016
9. If the only time you see his dick is when it's hard, u r d side chick..... okbye
Jokes Etc / Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by SirGowon(m): 5:58pm On Apr 04, 2016
We all know a nipple can never be bigger than a brain except she's referring to her brezz as the nipple... She was K.Od
Romance / Re: How To Avoid Sex by SirGowon(m): 10:21pm On Mar 27, 2016
This is more like 'How to hasten your breakup'
Food / Re: Worst Food You Have Ever Eaten? by SirGowon(m): 8:07pm On Mar 27, 2016
I added garri to corn flakes.... They did d royal rumble in my stomach that day

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Career / Re: I Got This For Asking My Boss My February Salary by SirGowon(m): 11:24am On Mar 07, 2016
[quote author=potbelly post=43538821]A guy asked when he will be paid his salary and all the boss could say is you must be stupid. Does the boss even think of how the guy feeds, transports himself everyday to the office? And probably he even has some financial responsibilities and his best way to respond is you must be stupid. I believe whatever the case may be he doesn't need to insult his employee. If i were the employee i wouldn't take such insults likely...

That should be after you must have gotten another job in Chevron right
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Said She Can't Support Her Husband! by SirGowon(m): 11:18am On Mar 07, 2016
OP, u can't drop her just cos of a mere utterance. If she really loves u, she won't be able to bear the sight of u needing an assistance that she's capable of rendering and not help esp. when u alrdy have kids involved.

Forget that one wey she say the whole family will drink garri too, there is an inbuilt love that comes from a mother to child immediately from d first day of birth, she won't be able to cope. Besides, u don't even know if the next person u want to drop her for might come out worst
Celebrities / Re: 'Kcee Asked For My Unclad Photos' - Female Fan Claims On Instagram by SirGowon(m): 6:34pm On Feb 05, 2016
she screenshotted this and not the initial request. Liar, HOEniranu oshi >:

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