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Just like caracta, gree-die and kaynee said you can help without expecting a thing in return

haha... Love this.. Grabs chair, calls Ikenna to bring keg of palm wine and bush meat.. Hmmm... Odikwa interesting movie wey i wan watch for hia #with deep Igbo intonation.# Make I dey watch this fightu

Una funny well well... See as a guy, I can do everything for myself washing, cooking, cleaning but to be sure the girl wey I wan marry can do it as well then she has to prove it. My house is always immaculately clean #clean freak things # so for me, the girl has to be up and doing in taking care of my neat and nice apartment else I throw your sorry lazy, dirty a$$ out.

In all my relationships, I've always been faithful but the girls were not. So for me is no big deal, I know and trust myself.

This is the reason I' m not always attracted to one girl, I have lots of them so when one says no, I have lots of others to follow up. Girl, what are your reasons for not liking this guy. In this day and age there are other things you should look at for oo. I don tell you, you will not see a complete man with all your qualities.

ifeolamide00: [color=#990000][/color]my girlfriend jilted me because I ask too many questions,lyk. How was ur day
Where re u
Wat re u doin
Where ve u been,

I dnt know wat to do
She gets tired of me while I am talkin

no mind am, no call am again, if she call tell her to call back in two hours time, when she calls again tell her you are tired will talk to her later. She now go wait for your call tire....

Well you guys are just mixing things up here. Let me put it simply; Talent is to fame and money (personal) as Education is to development of humans and the society (Public).

nijanigga: Yeye people, lazy people, dumb Nigerians,like easy route in the nme of sham prophecy.Even a goat can make that kind of prophecy.
Anyway,my prophecy is that Nigeria will ceased to be Nigeria in 2015.I can see where we're heading.

Who are you? I hope your family is inclusive on all the name calling?

It's funny how people continue to say that a certain pastor is fake. Who are you to judge? I'm not a member of his church neither am I his fan, but I think the sensible thing to do if you don't have anything to comment is to keep quiet rather than abuse. The man has not done anything personally to you, so why abuse and call him names. nawa ooo... Use your MB for other things jor....

nikkypearl: Too lazy 2read dis days!can sum1 plz summarize in one sentence?

it says you should come to my bedroom let me show you my new kindle fire hd

lucenzo: all these calabar people seff

wetin them do you, na because you don buy 5MB you think say na to come comment for nairaland go make you feel among. Comot here jor...

Sorry please excuse me, who is Miss Nigeria? Tell am say I dey find am. Na wetin sef.... I don vex no miss then sorry...

gluv01: This is rubbish!!! Locally sourced wood instead of steel? Why don't they use steel used for building a normal ship? Are these people serious?

The architectural work is great, but the materials used? it's a no!

They will only end up killing children...What if the tide comes? And is it rubber or plastic that will hold the boat(floating school) firm?
Steel is much more better as it can withstand the surge if any unexpected occurrence takes place...hmmm...NAija I hail o
#sense of reasoning#

It's very funny how some people dey to access to internet feel all they have to do is just to log on and criticize unnecessarily. I want to ask, What did you study? Because I know it is not going to be science and engineering. My dear concentrate in your field, we know what we are doing as far as science and technology is concerned. . The name is Floating School meaning a structure that can float like a boat, so ordinarily it needs materials like plastic or other light objects like wood also not STEEL as you suggested .

Countries that earthquake happen often use materials that make the building bounce when there is an earthquake. Countries like Japan have a floating airport, if that is suggested in Nigeria, folks like you will rush to the internet to make unnecessary comments. Naija babes hmmmm...

Guy, so you dey waste your time chike naija gal for US? You no serious. I been don bone them teh teh, now my babe na Japanese and she like me silly. When we dey waka for road, I go hold her hands laugh, play with am, and that thing dey pain them well... Haha...

pekelepekele: Where will the children's be playing during breaking time . Fashola likes doing unnecessary peculiar things (I don dey become Patrick Obaihgbon small small )

Evidence of commenting with reading. My friend go back and read it again gently this time around.

From 1973 until his death in 1987, I was an ‘Awolowo-man’. I still am! In some ways, Chief Obafemi Awolowo had equals; but in many other ways, the mountain and the oceans were his and his alone. To me, he was the greatest Nigerian who ever lived. You may debate my assertion, but really, what’s there to debate? Verifiable data are there to support my claim. But beyond the data are the everyday realities that attest to the superior accomplishments of Awolowo. Ask yourself this simple question: “Who was on the stage before Awolowo; and what’s the political stage and space been like since his death?” In another time and place, he’d be philosophised and declared a statesman extraordinaire. He was that good. He was that great a human being.

But amongst the current crop of high-level politicians, ideologically and philosophically, Maj.-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd) stands closest to Awolowo. He is a clear disciple of the sage. He himself may not say it; but the characteristics are apparent for sharp minds to see. Thousands of politicians run around the country claiming to be Awoists, but really, the vast majority are counterfeits. I tell you this: If Buhari had not been a military man, he most likely would have been an “Awolowo-man”. And so too would have been Col. Abubakar Dangiwa Umar (retd.).

Buhari has missed out on the Presidency because of several calculating forces. There are some Nigerians who hold his military background against him. They seem to forget that he came to the rescue at a time when the country needed to be rescued. How soon they forget the mind-numbing extravagances that characterised the Second Republic (1979-1983), as represented by the then National Party of Nigeria. How soon they forget that the Shehu Shagari regime was mortgaging their future. How soon they forget the excesses of Umaru Dikko and others. If Murtala Muhammed were alive, they most likely would have crucified him, too.

Second, the Nigerian media allowed itself to be manipulated by repeating lies and damaging myths that his opponents spread about him. Wings of the media publish without verifying the facts; they publish gossip as the gospel truth. They want you to believe nasty things about the man. Don’t! He is not the ethnic and religious extremist they paint him to be. Third, the stealing-fleecing elite know that their wrong doings will come to an end the day we have a President Buhari! The fact that Awolowo was going to stop the rot, and perhaps, probe them, was one of the reasons they denied him the Presidency. Today, when they think of Buhari, they think of Awolowo. This scares them.

On the other spectrum are the elite who are afraid of the long arm of justice; afraid that the key to the “Central Bank” will be taken away from them; and afraid of the sanity and progress that will follow. This was a man who, in the very short period that he was in power, gave us sunny days and hopeful nights. He enthroned sanity and orderliness and progress and a sense of purpose and accountability.

Especially since 1999, instead of economic growth, we have regression. Instead of political progress, we have stagnation. Instead of Buhari, they forced Obasanjo, Yar’Adua, and Jonathan down our throat. What’s more, colonising forces opposed to our country’s complete liberation seem to be against his ascension. Buhari, unlike many others, is not a man that will genuflect sheepishly before the imperialists. And Buhari, like Awolowo before him, is not a saint. But this is a decent, pious, able and capable humane human being. He is a credit to our republic!

Since 1999 there have been no fewer than 200 men (and women) who made their ambition known in terms of contesting the presidential election. Some were not serious candidates, and even if they were, they had no chance of winning their own electoral ward. A few others were so bad they couldn’t have won their household even though they were the master and leader of their household. And of course there were the jokers. The dreamers. The pretenders. The masqueraders. The marionettes. The zombies. The charlatans. And the thoroughly unqualified.

To be sure, Prof. Pat Utomi and a few others were/are qualified to lead and turn the country around; but Buhari has been the most qualified, and the most patriotic of all. This was true in 1999, 2003, and 2007 and in 2011. He lost the election four times. He lost because of the reasons I stated earlier; and also because of other forces that ganged against him: the vote counters, and the courts. They all conspired to cheat him, and by extension, cheated posterity. The forces that ganged up against Awolowo, are today working against Buhari.

Some pundits have advised that “Buhari should leave the electoral stage for the younger generations.” Why should he? In the first place, he is a relatively young man. Second, his reasoning and decision faculties are still in order, and in fact, his mind is sharper than many men half his age. Third, his ideas and worldview are still relevant and is a man who is open to other people’s contrary assessments.

He is a man with a steady voice, steady hands and legs and with an intellect to match. Obasanjo, Yar’Adua, and Jonathan do not have advantage over him. And none of his other rivals have advantage over him. What’s more, his standing, in and outside of the country, is an added benefit.

Another set of analysts opined that Buhari – though capable and qualified to lead the nation – cannot win a presidential election. This is not only false, it is a defeatist argument. He is electable! In a level playing field, he will win. He will win across all the geographic zones. If all eligible voters are allowed to vote, and if all votes are truly counted, Buhari will win. He will win because Nigerians know him. They know and understand that he will not use his office to enrich himself; they know that he will fight corruption and nepotism and political stupidity; and they know that he will help to actualise our collective dream and aspiration. With President Muhammadu Buhari, there will be order and a new national culture.


http://www.punchng.com/viewpoint/why-buhari-may-not-be-elected-president/

harlos: wait....
Tonto is calling...


I'll see you later

Tonto calls......
You answer.....
I heard your Uncle sending you on an errand, take this #1500 and buy me recharge card, on your way back buy me roasted yam and chicken.
Good, sneaks into room, locks door o dear lets play our play station before that boy comes back haha....

harlos: go outside ke, well unless you no go play inter cos i like to dey watch am

see this boy oo, okay come take this #20 go buy sweet for mama nkechi shop, when you dey come back, aboki go give you my shoes wey I been give am make him repair and polish.

Guys una bad oo... Chei the kind eyes wey una get eh.. telescopic, microscopic, binocularlic eyes; how una take see the other girl omo na wa oo. Make I go lock my girlfriend for box put for my wardrobe, because with this kind eyes una fit see am from outside. Chei badt naija pikins...

harlos: you no do well if u no play inter

that one na the final match na. Come make una go play outside, wetin dey worry these pikins sef. I wan play my play station.

pyyxxaro: BROS PLAYSTATION ABI .... I LIKE SPY WHEN UNA DE PLAY AM =

see this spoilt pikin oo, we will only play Assenal, Manchester and Backa only

Hmmm... Tonto this your picture fine ooo. Okay come to my bedroom let me also show you the new play station I bought

onila: it is not about burkina faso being the underdog or not.... most Africans dislike and envy Nigerians...what do u expect when the average Nigerian is arrogant and rude

Not so my dear, Naija just get swag, wey dem dey jealous.

The Senate President is very correct, you will really understand if stay outside the country. Most Africans here did not watch the finals because Nigeria was playing. I remember asking a Ghanaian after the finals whether he watched the match, he bluntly answered 'why should I watch Nigeria play'? But I remember last year's Nations Cup, I watched almost all the matches. So Oga Mark is very correct. Other Africans are not happy that Nigeria took the trophy even South Africa the host.

[quote author=Blue-eyed boi]...Mikey boi is related to me...do you need his contacts?..no strings attached o..he has a serious british girl who he's dating en plans to marry..[/quote]haha.... Fairygeh back to me, I no tell you? Now wey I still dey show you luv, when I move, sorry cos you no go see my brk light. The babes wey I go roll hmmm...

Baby is this all you have say? Okay just come to my bedroom let me show you my new play station

fairygeh: This mike obi is fineeeee

na because e get money money abi. What about me wey dey chike you since. Abi I no fine?

Come oo what is wrong with this children will you switch off that computer and go to bed.... All of you allele... to your bedroom. Can you imagine these kids are still awake up till now...

After reading the post, I have just sentence to make ' we do not have inspiring leaders in Africa but dictatorial rulers'. In USA, one of their presidents, I do not know who exactly said we are going to put a man on the moon, and they did.

In Nigeria, have we ever supported each other, loved each other, love our society? The answer is no, if you see someone going astray do you caution the person. One day, I was mad at someone who dumped refuse into the gutter, and I know people really wondered what my business was. I have always wanted to have an audience with the political leaders because they have the power to change things but they just won't, they prefer to take the money to Europe and America, what stops them from building a classical hospital in Africa where African leaders can be treated with African doctors.

If we spend Africa's money in Africa, poverty will reduce.

[quote author=fr_evangel]I understand your pain, i did my NYSC in the north and had good friends that are still good pals till date. The thing is that they are Christians. I don't know if you are a muslim but most muslims I met while in the north will support boko haram any day. In short, when cpc was formed back in 2010 I saw problem coming and told my friends that I would not want to be in the north in 2011. I was right when i saw all that happened after the election. My point is there is this extremist tendency i saw in the northern muslims even when i went to football viewing centres.[/quote]That is very correct, I did my youth service about that time too and one day surprisingly one guy who was a Muslim and was my friend told me and another friend that if we where there during the crisis in plateau he would have killed us and I was like what? I mean we are friends but he said in that situation we are enemies.

Op #3 I don't agree with your point. Knowing where your partner is not being possessive. I had a gf and our problem was she knowing where I was and how I was doing, to me then it was being possessive. If you have nothing to hide then why hide where you are going to. I now realize if a woman knows your in and out she would be more relaxed cos in my next relationship my gf used to say I'm secretive, that I don't always want her to know my whereabouts. So in this age of messenging as my plans change and hers too, we tell each where we are, just incase something happens, you'll know where to start your search.