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Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Pours Expensive Drink To River Goddess (Video) by sirkonline(m): 10:22am On Sep 01
OkCornel:
Make e no be fake drink sha

Make river goddess no come get kidney problem.

ofcourse its fake, all azul that makes it to Nigeria is 100% fake. They only make 100 bottles per year.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Stop Them From Doing This? by sirkonline(m): 10:24pm On Jul 08
Arrange for 2 of ur friends or 2 street guys, whenever ur cousin plan to come over with his babe, tell him ur friends are staying with you for now, that they have accommodation issue. im sure this should help. You telling him ur gf is around wont really do much.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Purchases Bombardier 7500 Jet - Cubana Chiefpriest Hails Him by sirkonline(m): 12:45pm On Apr 06
razzydoo:
I don’t think buying a private jet is beyond David. Even if he’s worth a hundred milli. He can easily get loans I’m thinking maybe that’s how he financed the purchase of the bombardier. Drake was about 150 milli and he owned a Boeing.
Stop it, he doesnt own it, google is ur friend. It was partnership from a company for exposure. I live close to Drake house by the way

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Food / Re: This Is The Milk I Bought For #89,500 For My Children. by sirkonline(m): 4:24am On Sep 15, 2023
You are a confirm asshole, can't you read and comprehend. The person was asking a question and you turned it into something else. Illiterate mod.afuc.ker. idiot.


Nice2023:



Sometime he too should keep quiet...I didn't seek his opinion.
Sports / Re: Ogun, Akwa Ibom Shine, Win American Football National Tournament In Akure by sirkonline(m): 10:18am On Aug 07, 2023
Unperturbedpota:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The op is a stark iliterate. This is rugby not football.

The NFL is very different from rugby


If you don't know something just ask. You are the illiterate one. Did you even read the article? Its called "flag football" not rugby. Instead of normal football equipment, they opt for that blue ribbon around their waist, meaning no hard tackles, you target that ribbon for successful tackle. Make sure u spell illiterate well too.

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Travel / Re: What Else Can A Man Do To Please A Woman. (UK EXPERIENCE) by sirkonline(m): 7:59am On Mar 16, 2023
Whatever You Do. DO NOT GET HER PREGNANT OOO, IF YOU DO, UR LIFE IS FINISHED, SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE
Politics / Re: Govt Shares $322.5m Abacha Loot To 1.9m Nigerians by sirkonline(m): 6:24pm On Jun 24, 2022
Stargangz:
Sebi our population na 200m+ , make dem give each person $1m nah, d money go still remain around $100m. Dis govment people no go die well, money wey be say dem don share among themselves tey tey
Damnnñ son. What school did you go to? Go ask for refund ASAP. I can't even waste my time to explain. A 7yrs old knows better. Atleast use a calculator son.
Health / Re: Please Help Me: How Do I Treat My Pile? by sirkonline(m): 1:53am On Oct 20, 2021
Most likely Hermorhoid, google it and confirm is the same picture from ur anus, theres a solution, Had it for 2 years, went to my hometown and got a solution within a week. Let me know i can direct you how to get it with no "middleman" to me. But you have to come back online ad credit me ooooo

MisterKennedy:
Good evening dear Nairalanders.

I've been having swelling on my anus since 2014. I saw a pharmacist and he prescribed Anusol for me to buy. After taking the Anusol, I felt better for some days and the swelling reduced but it came back few day later.

Now being almost 8 years ago. January 2022 will make it 8 years that I've been having this pile.

I've gone to University hospital in my State here in Jos and the woman also suggested Anusol for me. I've taken the Anusol but I'm still stock where I am. No difference at all.

Please has anybody ever experienced pile?
How did you get rid of yours?

The worst part now is that the pile comes with pain now. It almost feels like there's pepper in my anus.

Somebody please help me. Please don't just read and ignore me. Please see me as your brother or your son. Please help me fam.

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Health / Re: Please Help Me: How Do I Treat My Pile? by sirkonline(m): 1:52am On Oct 20, 2021
Most likely Hermorhoid, google it and confirm is the same picture from ur anus, theres a solution, Had it for 2 years, went to my hometown and got a solution within a week. Let me know i can direct you how to get it with no "middleman" to me. But you have to come back online ad credit me ooooo
Sports / Re: Real Reason Cristiano Ronaldo Left Juventus Revealed by sirkonline(m): 4:14pm On Sep 07, 2021
Celebrities / Re: Peju Johnson: Sugar Daddies, Reason Some Girls Can’t Settle Down by sirkonline(m): 4:11am On Jul 05, 2021
LadyRosa:
Hmm...
Married women also keep sugar daddies, it's not basically a single girls thing. Many Nigerian married men are just too useless, some intentionally go after married women because they feel a sense of superiority ramming another man's wife.

Nigerian women are one of the best to marry in the world.

I'm sorry to say, but e no go better for you for that last paragraph. Olosi alakoba. Want somebody to make mistake again.
Travel / Re: Social Distancing In Vehicles: How Are You Coping With Transportation Fare?? by sirkonline(m): 1:55pm On Sep 01, 2020
Meanwhile in Toronto (Missisauga) Its free ride for everyone for 5 months, they dont want passenger using the front entrance to protect drivers, and other part of Toronto, they dont enforce payment if you dont pay. Nigeria has a long way to go. oh..i also forgot 2000dollars monthly in Canada since April, that was extended till end of September

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Travel / Re: Aero Contractors: Passenger Who Sneezes Onboard Will Be Treated As COVID-19 Case by sirkonline(m): 6:40am On Jul 05, 2020
oluwaseunamos33:
Lol. May God 4giv U.

Lol...jokes...how far?
Travel / Re: Aero Contractors: Passenger Who Sneezes Onboard Will Be Treated As COVID-19 Case by sirkonline(m): 5:42am On Jul 04, 2020
oluwaseunamos33:
dat's y it's good to have ur own private jet. thank God i have mine. guys hustle and get urs
You mean the abuja job that you were looking for and wanted 30k naira monthly was used to for ur private jet? hold on, paper jet or the real one?
Travel / Re: Planes Wedged Together After Collision At Aberdeen Airport by sirkonline(m): 3:04pm On Jun 18, 2020
internationalman:
I know it's probably a stupid question, but still I'd like to ask.


Why don't planes collide in the air.

Is it that only one plane flies at a point in time?

At a giving time daily, between 8000-20000 planes fly in the sky. That's why we have tower control to monitor, and each planes has a signal if any planes is around them. Ofcourse there is stories about planes almost colliding in the sky
Given upto 20k daily in the sky, its very rare for plane to crash, as a matter of fact, you have a better chance of winning 100millions dollars in your in the 10 years than waiting for a plane to crash each other in the next 10 years.
Politics / Re: Aregbesola Commissions 10 Fire Fighter Trucks Worth N1.8 Billion (Photos) by sirkonline(m): 11:36am On Jun 11, 2020
skedman:
180 million for one ,
however at least he bought something that we can physically see compare to the man that was there that could not buy one

Pls don't have children, you are part of the problem of this country. you set the bar so low and you don't want to move forward.
Business / Re: Dollar Sells For N445 As Forex Scarcity Persists by sirkonline(m): 3:12pm On May 12, 2020
SenecaTheYonger:
its still 374.12 NGN in online money transfer service, Bleep off with this fake news.

Calm down bro...its not fake news...3 different rate let me explain...if you have $100 right now...go on the street(Sabo) you will get 44500(That is called black market or parallel market or unofficial market), same $100 official with CBN is currently 390 naira, (in the bank and worldwide exchange), so..the 374 u were talking about is money transfer rate because they also making extra 15naira on every 1 dollar on your money. do u get it now?

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Health / Re: Is There A Way To Treat An Impacted Tooth Without Removal? by sirkonline(m): 12:50am On Apr 27, 2020
alwayssparkling:
hello nairaland doctors i need help here. pls overlook any typo error.

i am over the age where the 4 widom teeth (the molars) of an adult normally grows.

the thing is while the two molars at the top jaw grew without any problem, the other bottom two refused to grow out. i really didnt notice until two year ago when i started having gum aches from both sides of my bottom jaw. at first the pain was mild but it came back two weeks later and this time it was more severe. this made me count my teeth and i discovered i only had 30 teeth instead of 32.

i didnt take it seriously but the aches continued forcing me to see a dentist.
after a minute checkup the doctor told me i had a condition known as an impacted tooth. according to him, my bottom jaw was smaller than my teeth set and that made it impossible for my molars to grow out. he said the pain i felt was due to the two molars trying to push against the obstruction of the jaw.

i asked for a soln and he told me that the only way pluck out the molars. i didnt have a problem with that until i asked for the price.

he told me that the removal of both teeth would cost 15k each. i shouted and he shouted back. i left the office angrily but not before he told me that by the time i get to 26 i will be the one begging for the procedure.

the truth is since the time i did that checkup the gum aches have been coming up periodically. i have been fighting it with warm water and salt but the pain normally comes back after a couple of weeks with each emergence more severe than the last.

so i really want to know if there is another alternative to deal with the ache without parting with my 30k.

i recently noticed with the help of a mirror that there have been little signs of the molars showing up, though majority of the whole is still buried under the jaw.

Trust me....been in ur shoe and I have 3 tooth taken out..1 upper left 1 lower right(infected) and 1 front tooth(was shaking for like 3years and painful, and the pain always get worse when I fly which is like 5 times a year because of the altitude). if you don't have the money ls borrow it. Am not a woman and I don't know how a pregnant woman feel but dentist will tell u tooth ain is even worst than that, You will understand what I mean when u take it out. PLZ go to a professional dentist oooo. The first cost me about 1000cad..consultation and xtra and extract. thank God my insurance paid 75% of it...had the other 2 done in Ibadan for 15k each plus a temporary teeth for the front one which cost about 50k(was told it will take nothing less than 150k for a replacement but I opted for the temp, and its been ok for 2years, planning to do permanent one this year though. get it done plz
Health / Re: Man Dies Of Coronavirus In Delta State After Visiting Lagos by sirkonline(m): 8:44pm On Apr 10, 2020
sirkonline:


LET ME ASK YOU?? SINCE YOU THINK YOU ARE SMART...WELL..U GROW UP IN THE SYSTEM AND YOUR MENTALITY IS SO BACKWARD.
EVERYTIME...I SEE YALL ALWAYS BLAMING THE GOVERNMENT FOR EVERYTHING, YOU EVER SIT BACK AND THINK WHY THINGS NEVER IMPROVE IN NIGERIA? WHY EVERYTHING IS BACKWARD?

WELL SINCE YOUR MENTALITY IS MESSED UP JUST LIKE 99.6% OF ELIGIBLLE VOTERS IN NIGERIA, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHY THE COUNTRY IS THIS WAY.

ONLY FEEL SORRY FOR THE OTHER 0.4% OF PEOPLE THAT VOTED OTHER CANDIDATE, INSTEAD OF APC AND PDP, OFCOURSE ALSO FEEL BAD FOR UNDERAGE PEOPLE THAT CANT VOTE YET. THUNDER FIRE PEOPLE THAT DIDNT EVEN VOTE...OVER 50MILLIONS PEOPLE.

SO, WE CALL IT DEMOCRACY, YOU PUT THEM IN POWER BUT FAIL TO QUESTION THEM, WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN, IF YOU GET IN POWER TODAY, AND YOU SEE ALL THOSE BILLIONS, YOU WILL LOOT THOSE FUNDS ASWELL, U KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THE CITIZENS ARE DUMB, WONT QUESTION YOU, JUST TOSS THEM A CUP OF GARRI DURING RE-ELECTION, AND THEY WILL PUT YOU BACK IN POWER.
AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES....FOREVER.

IF WE ARE IN MILITARY REGIME, ALL THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE BECAUSE CIVILLIANS CANT REALLY DO MUCH, BUT IN THIS DEMOCRACY REGIME, WE BEND OVER AND ALLOW DEM TO F.UU..KK US WITHOUT LUBE...YEAH IT HURT BUT GUESS WHAT..WE GO BACK TO THEM AFTER 4 YRS TO GET RAPE EVERYTIME...EVEN THOUGH IT HURT...NOW TELL ME, WHAT IS NIGERIA BIGGEST PROBLEM, YOU OR THE GOVERNMENT??
Health / Re: Man Dies Of Coronavirus In Delta State After Visiting Lagos by sirkonline(m): 8:35pm On Apr 10, 2020
bluemansion:


Instead of you offering necessary help, you are here ranting on unfounded reasons.

LET ME ASK YOU?? SINCE YOU THINK YOU ARE SMART...WELL..U GROW UP IN THE SYSTEM AND YOUR MENTALITY IS SO BACKWARD.
EVERYTIME...I SEE YALL ALWAYS BLAMING THE GOVERNMENT FOR EVERYTHING, YOU EVER SIT BACK AND THINK WHY THINGS NEVER IMPROVE IN NIGERIA? WHY EVERYTHING IS BACKWARD?
Health / Re: Man Dies Of Coronavirus In Delta State After Visiting Lagos by sirkonline(m): 7:24pm On Apr 10, 2020
bluemansion:
#StaySafe #StayHome #StayAlive



Someone should please help me. I'm very broke and cannot even afford food at the moment. This is honest truth. Any amount you can credit to the account will be much appreciated.

Account number: 3_351_09_727_4

Bank name: Ecobank

God bless you all.

THUNDER FIRE YOU...YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY...RUIN THIS COUNTRY ONLINE..OLORIBURUKU OLOSHI
Family / Re: Nigerians And Begging by sirkonline(m): 5:02pm On Apr 08, 2020
Designerdollars:
The country is hard so I don't blame online panhandlers.
I try to help in my own little way at times.

When you do that, you encourage it more, and the person will never find another way to make money, they will continue doing it, and most of this people probably alright, u dont even know them. I understand if the person is your friend or you fully know the person, but not random stranger.

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Health / Re: Ever Wonder How Long You Can Go Without Sleep? by sirkonline(m): 5:10pm On Apr 04, 2020
DoubleFaith:
They said sleep is essential to the body just like breath. And it has been experimented on rats, that between 11-32days of sleep deprivation, they die.
I am just wondering if one decides to just stay awake or rather is forced to stay awake i.e without sleep, what is going to happen? Will he/she surivive? How long will he/she going to last?
Doctors oya...

Toimi Soini in Hamina, Finland from February 5 to the 15th, 1964. Sleepless for 11.5days or 276 consecutive hrs.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Who Says She Doesn't Like Sex Is A Porn Addict by sirkonline(m): 2:02pm On Apr 02, 2020
Millenniumlady:
I watch porn too it doesn't make me a sex addict just watch how they do that gang ba*g thing and laugh over it......please leave her alone nah porn she watch she no kill person

You on whatsapp, i tried sending you email....
Events / Re: COVID-19: To Couples Preparing To Get Married In March And April 2020 by sirkonline(m): 9:09pm On Mar 25, 2020
Shellsploit:
My friends client paid him150k part payment for there wedding cinematography schedule this Saturday. And the agreement states that any deposit made shall be forfeited once there's a change of date. Me sha don collect 50k use am go flex for Nairaland ashewo thread.
Nairaland has ashewo thread, wheres the link? asking for somebody ni oooo



grin grin

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Travel / Re: Nigerians Abroad, How Do You Cope With The Coronavirus Issue? by sirkonline(m): 11:57pm On Mar 23, 2020
Keziehenry:
Am still wondering how Nigerians resident in Italy and other areas ravaged by this deadly virus are coping.

So if you are outside Naija kindly educate us on how you guys cope with this deadly virus.

In Toronto...Back from Nigeria 2 weeks ago...
Bought lots of food, frige is full but i may ruun out in 3 weeks. Most people out of Job, I will say upto 85%. Major FOOD STORES ARE OPEN, No restaurants/fast food but takeout is ok. No gathering of more than 20 people, Major malls are close down. All schools closed down. Been home past 2 weeks and eating more food than i normally would cause theres nothing to do, on Nairaland all day. Youtube movies and sometime videogames. step out once every 3 days for 30 minutes for fresh air, boring as fuk. ohh i forgot, i cant even invite people over so gotta soapy 3 times a day. my left hand is busy. Hope that government cheques comes this week including employment insurance, cause i just came back from Nigeria, meaning enu ti gbe(mouth is dry/no money).

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Romance / Re: Isa Sulaiman & Janine Sanchez: 'I No Fit Love Any Nigerian Woman Again' by sirkonline(m): 1:35pm On Jan 22, 2020
RaptorX:
I am suspicious of this woman's motive, coming all the way to Nigeria from California for someone that she barely know. The guy really needs to be careful, I have a feeling this is a set up. She is a chef in an Afghan restaurant hmmm how was she able to afford the trip.

Damn son....Before commenting on social medial, always review what you are about to post. Do you know how much a chef makes monthly in North-America? atleast 4-5k monthly usd...What is the cost of flight from California to Nigeria (around 1200-1500usd average) i hope i answer your stupid question.

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