Yes!!! A ma fi werey port e

My God!!!! Not again

Okay sir

If them explain Nigeria give you, and you understand, them no explain am well.

Okay sir,
Shey make I drop my own Aza?

This year be like wetin go make sense sha.

I was just scrolling through the internet last night, when I saw a tweet where a Naija Lady won 35 million naira (Mr Beast giveaway) with just one retweet.


What about Mummy Zee? And other stuff that people haven't shared yet.


God is in the neighborhood!!!

BigBlackPreek:
Congratulations to him but what has been his contributions back home towards bettering the life of the less privileged and the downtrodden

Home is where you find peace.
Don't try to advise a Man who doesn't see Naija as a Home.

There are people earnimg 100k or even lesser than that, with kids and yet have savings.

You better cut down your expenses and save money. You have no excuse oh

You people don't have reasonable things to talk about?

osuofia2:
Ghana, Zimbabwe,Kenya, Uganda. Weirdos.

Weird combos

Most times, our local products are even more expensive

Dshocker:


Maybe Peter Obi was also a SIMP when he donated N20m to a hospital in Enugu last week.

Or my cousin that shares rice, wrapper and cash worth over N100m every december in our country home.

Or Otedola that donates over N2b every year to charity is also a SIMP.

Guy make money first, then you go understand, because the way you sound shows money is far from you.

Charity is different from simping.
I wish say I know you, I go sieze your ATM anytime you fall in love

Dshocker:


Guy rest....

Just pray to be rich, so 200k won't be a big deal for a giveaway.

SIMP DETECTED!!!

Na Men like you we go arrest very soon

In the same industry, the hardworking ones are suffering, while those with less than 20 movies are millionaires. May God have mercy.

Well, a comic-relief scene after a whole lot of shege in the Country is not bad at all

I fee bad for Davido, because alll these small Boys go use am shine(resurrect) their dead career. He should not reply them at all.

If I have the cash right now, I'll buy a Tundra and a Range Rover.

Bad economy no concern Person wey dey earn in dollars, or loot Government funds

Unserious.

These are the things I’ve noticed …

They banned alcohol, yet most of them are drunkards.

They banned indecent dressings , yet we have too many gays among them.

Ireland.

Celebrate me while I’m still alive, don’t wait until I die oh

obinna58:

Tulumbu have paid his internet warriors again for his drugs compatriot, associates and now they’re on rampage to shot in justice/injustice

Try get sense Abeg.

Wetin concern me with Yoruba and Igbo people?

I dey vex

Let me just read comments and shut my lips. If I open mouth talk wetin my eyes don see, this place go scatter 😅

When you are abundantly blessed by God, build a bigger table; not higher walls.


I love Messi, but this is a good move.
Thank you CR7!!!

HeartlessMan:
I still have it in my shrine.
I kept an infant skull at the bottom to kill germs.

It’s funny how people would think you’re joking…

Wainey:
Weldon, check the corn well and make sure u always weed cos bats Sabi fvck under corn trees.
One bat just recently fvck my entire CONTREE up

Wetin Tinubu do you sir?

LagosFirstSon:

Which your party ?

Who know you for APC

I did not like the post, so it doesn’t ruin the 419

ConfusePoint:
Ranting. Ranting. Ranting.

I have decided to rant out my predicaments on this forum today.

What is the way out of poverty for me?

One inlaw is even living with us, making it 8 in number, all in one room.

This thing don come big pass me.

I know most of you here would blame me for impregnating a woman to give birth to that number of children but then, life is life. It happens like that sometimes.

They say a poor man's prayer is "e go better" but instead of things to get better in Nigeria, everyday things get worse.

Truth is, except I drive myself out of this mess to a better life for me and my children, this poverty that is so stricken will likely be extended to my children, which I really don't want.

No two ways about it except ...

But like a car without tyres, can it move even if it has fuel? Definitely no.

For 4 days now, I sleep outside in an abandoned car because of financial war at home. I can't go back home and I even feel like never to go back there but should I abandon them like that and run away? To where?

When I went to the market the other day with 5k to buy food items for the house, I was crying and talking to myself on my way back because I came back with almost nothing.

Nigeria have succeed to plug life out of poor Nigerians. The poor cannot breathe again. Let's die and go.

Advice: never give birth when you are not financially strong. Unfortunately, I've learned my lesson the hard way.

Life happens.

How do I help this family better than I am trying?

Wishing you the best in all you do.

If this is true, please don’t give up.
I grew up in a large family too. It may be hard in the initial stage, but as time goes on, things will get better.

Ignore what those People are telling you… You have made the errors by giving birth to 5 kids (you should not hate your kids or have any regret…. Your plan right now should be WAY FORWARD) How to get rid of poverty, and make life better for you and your family.

Like I wrote, please don’t give up. A way forward should be your plan right now.


And please, I may not be very rich, but if there is a way someone can verify this story, please bring up another thread, let’s see how we can assist you. I can still spare few cash, and I know others will do the same as well.

Thank you and God bless you.

450k is huge, especially in this country.

My advice is for you to learn how to save.

Cut down your expenses, don’t spend recklessly, don’t compete with co-workers and don’t try to impress anybody (including women).

Rent an affordable apartment, start up a business.

(Don’t start building any house immediately, because it’s a liability). It will only tie your wealth in one spot.

Imagine building a house with 30-50m in Lagos, only to get at least 2m yearly as a rent. How long will it take to get back the capital

A House is a long term investment + retirement plan.

Start a business first!

Their problem oooo.

As for me,
I won’t spend millions just to feed strangers and old friends on my wedding.

and secondly, I won’t embarrass myself because I want to dance or entertain my guests.

Total number of guests on my wedding? 50. (Including family and friends)

Venue: Anywhere in Nigeria.

Duration: 45mins.

Reception: Buffet for 50 persons

Congregation of SIMPS