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UPDATE: Op don finally chop Mira and her Children.


Thread closes finally

vasel15:
Fulani herdsmen and bandit fall on you, isee

Werey

vasel15:
Nigeria must collapse and be destroyed like Sri Lanka, isee

Your life will collapse and be destroyed

Should we stop you from masturbating or we should stop you from falling sick?

Whisk:
Happy Father's day to we Fathers in #NairaLand.
Happy Father's day to all Father's, dead or alive. My own Father died some years back.
And I am happy and proud to announce to you that I am now a grandfather as my daughter gave birth to a baby girl yesterday.
Once again, happy Fathers day.

Wow Happy Father's Day

KiNg0G:
I'm not friendly

People who don't even Know me just the sight of me they always conclude I have 2much pride and ego.
The way I walk and the way I seclude myself from people sometimes adds to it, I don't really blame them.
If you don't talk to me, I won't talk to you
I have stayed in my street for 7years now, they are about 3 neighbors I see everyday but not for once have we Said hello to each other.
They stare I stare
They walk pass, I walked pass

My spirit select's people too much, making me come of to them as been prideful.
Don't get me wrong I'm an extrovert, nice, bold And welcoming to strangers but hardly will you see me bring myself to you first.

I won't want my children to inherit this from me.

So what's yours?

Seun
Lalasticlala

This is me

Will this ever stop in Naija?

Who cares!?

New222:
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Thanks, I got your advice anyways.

Oga, go and abort that thing. Dont mind all these stupid advise here

Six30:
I feel very frustrated and suicidal every day that comes. Why? I finished school since 2019 and was not cleared by school. Just when that was supposed to happen, ASUU commenced their strike. 4 months now and counting, everyday morning, I wake up broke, frustrated and ashamed of myself and a voice is telling me to end it that I will never make it. That ASUU is not going to suspend strike anytime soon. Already I am above 30. I can't sleep or think well. I'm in dillema.

EMPHASIS: I MAY END IT BEFORE ASUU SUSPENDS STRIKE!

Instead of being thankful for life, you're there complaining about School and ASUU.

If you end your life, the world will continue.

You better get up, find a job, learn a skill and live your life! Don't kill yourself because of Naija. Some People never had the opportunity to go to School

If not that Nigerians are stu.pid, why should they be waiting for a failed Buhari to recommend someone for them?

Aren't you Guys tired of suffering?

Winters23:
Mkpurummiri talk

Na you and who dey take that poison?

naaija:
It’s well.

If them deport you. Come house. No place like home

Home is not a place, Home is wherever you find rest, happiness, peace of mind. etc.

Not everyone sees Naija as a Home.

Chelsea na team?

Its either DIABETES or you drink too much liquid from 10pm

Zonefree:
Use am do offering for Church make Church use am dey pack dirty every Saturday.

Na wa for you oh



Anyways, @OP please repair the AC and the left hand shaft and sell it at a higher price. Maybe 1 point something upward, so you can get more money to buy a new one.

jaxxy:
Not every Christian thinks like that I'm sure u know. infact many don't.

It's more like God reward my mediocrity and laziness especially in Africa.

Yeah, you're right.

jaxxy:
it's not about atheist or not. If an atheist applies the right principles he will be far better and ahead of a Christian, Muslim or traditional worshiper in this world.

U become what u think and do not what u worship and don't understand.

Personally, being a Christian does not stop me from reading Books, critical thinking, and doing other things that will benefit my life, society and the People around me.

The Bible is not the only book I read.... Whoever wants to be successful should read and be ready to learn from others.....not just sit on a spot and pray without working.

The Bible talks more about working before you pray. There is no magic anywhere, and there is no success without hardwork (God is against Laziness and poverty)

At the end of the day, we are Africans and we believe in a divine force.

That's why I laugh at some woke generations (that call themselves atheist).

How can you be an African and claim there is no God? That is the beginning of f*olishness!


You may choose the Traditional way, the islamic or the christianity way.... But saying there is no God at all, is the most stu*pid shit an African would accept....and the most annoying thing is that, they won't do it quietly, they would just keep mocking other religion and making more fo*lish statements

Cutehector:
ok easy. I can show you a trusted place where you can buy a house in the uk ... Your documents everything will be given to you.. Their office is in lagos though.

Ah!!!!!!

l69l:
pretty sure this guy s not broke

Yes na
Do you think Women will stay in a broke environment? Meanwhile, they don't have shishi

ObosiUkwalla:
So I was arguing with a friend who stays in the states and he keeps saying I am a rich guy.

Current salary is about 512k per month (take home), and has an annual increment of 15% of your take home. This is aside perks of perdiem anytime I travel outside work base (15k per night).

Anytime he wants me to have minor something done in NG on his bahalf, he expects me to use my money and whenever I ask, he tells me not to complain that I am rich (he knows what I earn), I don't have a problem doing those things for him.

I don't see myself rich and pls guys, what can someone earn in Nigeria to be termed rich. Your opinions will count alot as I still find it hard getting the usual daily stuffs we all use.
I am not married and do not have responsibilities. My mom is a retired govt worker and other siblings are all working.

Cc: seun mynd44 pls help us for more audience and opinions

God wey do your own, go do my own too (Amen)


I like that part.... I am not married and do not have responsibilities. My mom is a retired govt worker and other siblings are all working.



Many of us would have been comfortable, if not for the responsibilities we have to clear

Gottiii:
I still can’t believe my elder brother is planning to send me a Es330 (2006) from the United States.

I have told him several times i can’t drive such car, I am already imagining the look of people when they see me. I mean people wey dey my area. People for area know say I be big boy.

I don tell am several times say I no need car wey dey less than yr 2017. The money dey but very stingy. I sure say na the wife dey give am wrong advice.

The car clean sha, full option but below my level. I go just sell am.

Abeg, make una advice me.

I wish your Brother sees this and I wish he stops talking to you forever. Stup*d, w*cked and Lazy Man

emmanuelbrown26:
When u think that guys dey wise up, u no no say na more mumu dem go become.
This day, we hv too many men in boys skin, imagine someone falling for manipulation of a girl.
Na like dis pikin dey carry resemble landlord. For a girl to be posting her ex picture shows that op no get mouth and ground for where d bab dey.
People like op na people wey dey beg girl to date or marry them, and d bab go feel say she dey do op favour by dating him.

Na confirm mumu.... Imagine talk!!! He say na the Girl best friend come dey beg what a SIMPle Man. The Best friend knows everything and she doesn't want to lose the free lunch and outing

edungene7:
Special advice on fornicative affairs yr cup go soon full see u see danger you go soon shout wahala dey keep enjoying yrself

Which cup dey full? I offend anybody?

questioner:
I'd like to summarize my issue, Confused on the way forward.

1. I met this beautiful babe at a restaurant - pretty face, fresh baby skin, nice catwalk. She was damn proportionate, average boobs, average butt, avg hips, average height, angelic look, you can take her anywhere kinda girl.
She leaves the restaurant some minutes before I do.

2. While driving out, I notice she's still at the bus stop waiting for a bus/cab, so I beckon her and gave her a lift home. We exchanged numbers.

3. Called her two days later asking to hang out, she was hesitant but I persisted and she later agreed

4. We chill out at a bar in the evening but she wasn't acting too friendly, not answering my questions and just behaving hesitant.
Infact, a friend I met at the bar wondered if i offended her, I explained we just met and don't know her too well.
Luckily, it was one of those Real Madrid Champion's league match days where Benzema was rescuing Madrid from the brink, which made up for her boredom.

5. We were about leaving when she got a call from her younger sister who said she was nearby with a mutual friend of theirs, so younger sis (YS) agreed to join us and then I'll drop them at home together.

6. YS came into the bar and behold she was a stunner! As beautiful as the older sis (OS) but she (YS) had huge boobs and was tall - not kidding but video vixen stuff.
Almost every man around turned as she made her way to us. I mean Those boobs was bouncing as she came in
She also turned out to be the life of the party extrovert, came in with a big smile, greeting everybody on sight and immediately initiating conversations.
infact about 3 guys came to the table adjacent us, just to take her number while we were there.

7. So I ordered another round of drinks and meat and peppersoup and since YS was easier to talk to, I was more comfortable
asking her about what they wanted to take etc, which annoyed the OS who asked why I was talking to her YS while she was with me.

8. It came to a head, when YS wanted to request for an extra bottle of water , I couldn't hear cos of loud music, so I placed me hand across her shoulder to pull her mouth nearer my ears (innocent action, believe me) so I can hear her. I suddenly got a slap in the back from OS who warned me not to try what I did again and totally stopped talking to me - I wrote her off after that incident.

9. Shortly after that, we decided to go home, I managed to slip my biz card secretly into YS hands and whispered call me, she looked annoyed and said 'why?'

10. Dropped the girls home and practically forgot about them, I felt OS was no go area and didn't think YS was going to call back...

11. Some days later, very early in the morning, my phoen went boooom....YS was calling and asking why I told her to call me. I suggested we meet later in the day.

12. Picked her up (at junction some distance away from their house) and brought her to my place. While I was still thinking of how to break the ice, she was already stylishly bombarding me with questions.
Do you stay alone in this big house - Yes
What job do you do - Banker
Are you married - No
Do you have kids - No
You must be old O ? - Just 31+
What about my sister - Nothing between us, I have not spoken to her since that day and that was also the first time we met

She seemed satisfied with all my answers cos she relaxed and became very chatty

13. She came back to my place the next evening and this time around we got smashing, it was mind blowing, she was amazing, energetic and that her long legs were put to good use.
I would have called her a 10/10 overall and one for the long haul aside the fact that she said she dropped out of Uni while her older sis is a graduate

14. She later warned we should keep things on the low for now cos her sister might not be happy.

15. Everything seemed to be going well until bang...bout a week later, I got a call from OS, she was obviously trying to win me back asking why I didn't call her back and sh*t
I just responded politely but she wasn't deterred, she kept calling like every other day, while I only called back once a while
in fact, I had to lie that I had gone for a training and would be away for the next 3 weeks.

16. Problem is, the 3 weeks will expire this weekend and this girl (OS) has promised to give me what she failed to do weeks earlier.
Talking smack about how she wanted to spend the night at my place but she was so angry back then bla bla and how she's looking forward to me being back.

Herein, lies my dilemma
Younger sister is hooked and we have a little secret going
Older sister is also getting hooked and she wanna be starting something
Me, the beneficiary (or is it victim), I don confuse - both girls are top tier babes

What do I do?

a) Do the right thing and continue with YS

b) Do the right thing and stop the low key games with YS, and go for OS

c) Do the right thing and enjoy life with both sisters, shebi I no force them

Frankly, I would have gone with option C, na the stuff of dreams, but the things I am hearing these days about babes,
I dey cautious about safety, these girls are sisters and if they find out, nobody knows wetin dem fit do.

But NL people, what do you think ?

Exactly what's happening to me. I am enjoying the two Sisters.

Thr relationship with the Older one is known to everyone but I kept the other as a secret (we both agreed on this). We are doing very fine.

ChoCho54:
Most Nigerian women are baby elephants. They can blame their physical unfitness to childbirth that happened 12 years ago.

Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Una too like fight for Nigeria

Anybody wey take Naija matter too seriously fit no live long.

As for me, I stay away from Naija news at least, twice a week.

This Op no get sense at all

Very stu.pid headline

Threads like this I just hiss and close my browser.

God is great, God is supreme.
I will do my best to tell you about Him, but will never force my religion on you.

boldking:
The yansh big O ........ehh ehh

Baba say na yansh. Oga wetin you dey think?

My GOAT was a complete failure in France