₦airaland Forum

SchoolGate:
Abeg no make me laugh

I am now working for a small illiterate on Nairaland. Do you want to see its pictures?

Don't tell me it's Buhari...
Other wise, indulge me

SchoolGate:
You used my oil money to learn nonsense in Cambridge
I studied chemistry in Unical and graduated with second class upper degree

I hope you are using the certificate to work in a chemist!?

Hope365:
She's just like me, I don't cheat too

Even you that stays in Abuja Hope!?...
Fear God small na Hope!!!!

Na wa for Nigeria...
So we have NIN
We have BVN
We also have VIN
And yet no comprehensive database
Then what's the essence of all the registrations?

Who is this one abeg?

NwaAmaikpe:



He should not incur the wrath of God by doing this; how can anyone say the sound of the gospel is noise to him?
Shebi, if God makes his next 4 generations to suffer from irreversible deafness they will say that God has started.

But the devil can sha give us ingenious ways of shutting out the word of God.
Back in the days when I was an unbeliever before I eventually gave my life to Christ and finally backslided, there was this Jehovah Witness couple that would never let me be.

Every Sunday they'd stroll into my parlor to share the goodnews. Out of civility, I'd listen to them and even offer them refreshments till the day one lady who had just been recently widowed finally agreed to visit me after 2months of non-stop follow-up. We were just about to start "egwu jigida" when my JW friends knocked.

I mumuishly opened the door and they ended up making my new convert their new convert.
That was the begining of my sworn enmity with the JW sect and till this day, whenever they come visiting, I ensure I have porn playing on the TV.

It hasn't always had the scarecrow effect on them because it has helped me convert at least eight JW ladies to my bedmates.

It was after tasting a Jehovah Witness woman that I understood why they say that paradise is here on earth.

You see eh, sometimes you just have to do what you have to do to get some closure from religious oppression.

I have sha missed this particular person... welcome back odogwu

fdigital:
Call a meeting of your neighbours and write a letter to each and every one of the churches to cease and desist or face legal action. By the time you all come together to sue them , they will maybe then learn to pray as Jesus Christ commanded in their closets with no one hearing them.

Choi!!!....guy where have you been?
It's really been ages...don't tell me you have been on ban oo

That's all Nigerian girls are good for...money!!!
E be like say Davido no dey give her upkeep again ooo, see as she don fall YAKATA for the guy!!!....for only#150k
Mthcheeew

kokkubabboni421:
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I just want to ask a simple question, who was the MOD that banned Nwamaikpe?? The dude might talk out of context but then I find his write ups inspiring. Funny enough, I’m not alone, many of us love to read him write.
Sage wherever you are, you’re doing great and you’re missed

I really have missed the guy and his drama...
Whoever the MOD that banned him should please look into his case biko

Lol!!!
These ones are contesting coronavirus results as if it's an election result taken to the tribunal, then to appeal court and finally, supreme court!!!
I pity my country Nigeria, we never start!....

All these Warri people sef!..very soon, a truck load of soldiers will be deployed to that place...

Some people just like being treated violence before they listen

It was reported yesterday that MTN gave free 300 SMS to subscribers , it's rival, Airtel also joined in the freebies today by also giving it's own share of 300 free SMS

gawu1:
Hahahah. Oboy you wicked pass wicked self ooh!

The thing tire me na

Confirmedzombie:
This is barbaric, I condemn it, I condemn it, where is Annesty international.

Why not charge them to court or negotiate with them.

I call on the international community to investigate this barbaric act.

No value for human life. This guys remain innocent until proven guilty by a court of competent jurisdiction.

Africa is really backward.

I wanted to type some sense into you, but on seeing your moniker, I changed my mind.
Stupidity is just ingrained in all of you who support Buhari...so I wasn't surprised by your comment

Joefat:
I don't support published their names into the world. I don't support exam malpractice. But they deserve some little respect as a citizens and as a students. U can't see a advance country doing all this shit.. This is the point we sell ourselves out, we loss our respect as a Nigerian.

Na WA ooo
This your English alone is enough to put you in that list..
I'm sure you also cheated when you wrote JAMB..
Next time, just type in pidgin, we will understand...

Basher8583:
You got a taste of your own bitter pill.
Lol ... Mr rational thinker... lol. Anybody can be anything on nairaland... even fools like you I claiming to be rational in thinking..lol

Abeg commot for hia jor.... go shack better hot wiwi from Namdi Kanu

Arguing with you at this point is hopeless, cos nothing meaningful comes out of people like...
So on that note, I rest ma case...
And get the furck off ma mention swine!!!
Take it as a huge favour that this is my last reply to you, go and sin more

Basher8583:
Just as you are a worthy zombie to that certified lunatic of an albino.. Namdi Kanu.

Lol... Have you drank Kanus wiwi today?

you have just shown how stoopid you are...but am I surprised!?
Hell no!!!...cos stoopidity is synonymous to all zombies!!!...
Whatever makes you think I even know Nnamdi Kanu?... I'm not one to follow other stoopid people like you do, cos I'm a rational thinking human and not a zombie, stop associating me with your ilks

Basher8583:
Your father didn't go to school and thus did not see any reason why you should also go to school hence why you are so dull in speech, writing and comprehension. I know it pains you but as its never too late still you refuse to go for adult education.

We know people like you that marry educated women just to douse your inferiority complex.

I wouldn't have to waste my time giving you the attention you're looking for since Buhari is your adopted father who hasn't accepted you wholly as his son, thus, you will give your last blood to prove to him that you are a worthy zombie to him

Lol!!
So one man of God has decided to try his luck!?
Wait , is this not the guy that wanted to go to China to fight Corona virus?
Since the virus entered Nigeria, he went into hybernation

Twitter stories

So because he's your childhood friend makrm him an Angel
As if you told the konji worrying him that you both are childhood friends

Konji is no respecter of anyone

Who are they going to be feeding abeg?
Children that are in their parents' houses or the desks and chairs in the classrooms

These people should just say they want an excuse to chop the money
Or they are probably saving for 2023 campaigns sef

If he says so, no problem

I'm sure Buhari himself doesn't even know such a law exist, he was only reading what was given to him to read...

This will be the practical emphasis of "the last straw that broke the camel's back"
Cos the streets will be flooded with people looking for fuel upandan

Let them just consider biko

[quote author= post=87742870]Coronavirus putting the whole world on LOCKDOWN.

How do they expect the civil servants of the state to be able to stay indoor and eat with no salary?

God heal Nigeria.
God heal the world.


We wish no evil befall any of the innocent citizens,
only our corrupt past and present politicians, anyone of them that looted, raped and stole from our National treasury to take our nation many years backward, 
they won't escape it, only if they returned all they have stolen.
And if you are here supporting any of these politicians that raped and looted our nation (or collecting any form of money to launder their images both online and offline).....repent NOW before what will befall them come looking for you.[/quote]Are you sure you typed this yourself or your account has been hacked?


I'm suspecting your account has been hacked, that will be the only eplanaexplato this

Misplaced priorities

Now that they can't run abroad for treatment, let me see if they will go and quarantine themselves in the National assembly they are clamouring to renovate

Bunch of old greedy F00ls

OgbeniOja1:
Bubu can't do this

can you do it?
Don't type rubbbis just because you have a phone and can type

He is priest of the house of Melchizedek of old...
He will be canonised a saint in future.

May he rest in peace and rejoice forever with the Saints

If this is the case, I can tell you truly that more than 1000 people have already been infected, as we all know, Nigeria is not with statistics

May God save us

Everyone doing their own bits to trend

We shall be watching and waiting for the results of the research

Corona will open plenty cans of secrets!!!

God is using this virus to change Nigeria, the change we were promised is finally coming to actualisation!