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Education / Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by sirTesco(m): 5:16pm On Apr 07, 2016
PheezyLee:




Lol...u a f^ck boi, na Harvard??

FYI, i attended an institution dtz much more reckoned with! tongue
U are probably living on past glory.
Who told u ur institution is more known?
I can bet anything that u didn't graduate with a grade higher than 2.2 or probably a pass degree if u even graduate at all.
By their fruit we shall know them.
U are are dull, poor and proud.
Y u mumu like dis?
Education / Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by sirTesco(m): 5:12pm On Apr 07, 2016
optimusmind:


Nice write up, to inspire those who has failed or is failing in school.

To those doing well, be a master in what is in front of you now.
Get rewarded for your memory.
God gave everyone an imagination, when its time to use it, you don't need school for that.
After school you can start a business an fail, but right now focus on a business that's in front of you; Your studies.

To those who are struggling to maintain their grades; don't allow anyone convince you that success in life is not about school thus making you lacadesical with your studies. He who is faithful in little, shall be faithful in many. Try now and be faithful with your studies, and when you out there you will be blessed in many irrespective of what you graduate with.

To all, reading habit is dieing in Africa, so don't spend time convincing anyone that books is not all it takes.
Most of the great innovators and billionaire might never had finished school, but there were masters at something. Check it
Bill Gate ,Mark Zuk, Steve Job, etc. They had a skill to sell. And we can acquire skills by reading and learning.
Therefore, I urge, study hard if you are in school for a BSc, get the best. If you don't need it after wards, burn it.
If its not school you want, if you feel they reward memory, go and build your imagination outside it and chase your dreams.

By
Someone who loves his parent and refuse to fail after they've sent such much money to send him to school and up keep.

Education / Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by sirTesco(m): 5:05pm On Apr 07, 2016
lekposh:
If you're in OAU - better still, biochemistry. You'd start targeting a 3rd class right from your 1st semester 100 level results...
Its a lie bro, I'm a biochem student.
There is nothing there so stop miseducating d public dat BCH is very tough, though challenging but u can overcome.
Better luck
Education / Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by sirTesco(m): 7:24am On Apr 07, 2016
PheezyLee:


Plz what's AAU, issit a filling station in Zaria?
No, its an institution of higher learning that u cannot attend due to ur low brain power.
Kpele
Politics / Re: CCT Mistook Saraki’s Pensions For Salaries – Kwara Government by sirTesco(m): 9:33pm On Apr 06, 2016
socialmediaman:
I have a few comments to make regarding this announcement by the Kwara state government:

1. When the EFCC saw these lodgements into Saraki's account, did they make enquiries with the state Revenue Board to seek clarification before using this as evidence?

2. I believe the State government has erred in making a public statement of a delicate matter like this in court, they should rather enter on the witness stand either on request of defendant or prosecution to clarify these payments one after another as alleged by EFCC. This kind of public statement can sway the mind of the public or the judge especially when the statement is not supported by hard copy proof.

3. It's interesting to note how much a retired state governor earns as monthly pension, especially in a state like Kwara which is not be considered currently as one of richest states in Nigeria. The other question is, was this reviewed by other State government also, it was it just reviewed for political pensioners like Saraki?
Na madam born u

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Music/Radio / Re: New VIDEO: Iyanya – Type Of Woman by sirTesco(m): 9:26pm On Apr 06, 2016
DrChukzy:
Lol. I dey mad?
Go to the hospital to check if u are. I'm not a medical student
Education / Re: Linda Ikeji Replies Wiz Kid - ''we Know Your Real Age!'' by sirTesco(m): 9:24pm On Apr 06, 2016
Good response from Linda.
If all wizkid said was a lie, then it will not be out of place if she should sue him for defamation of character.

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Education / Re: Linda Ikeji Replies Wiz Kid - ''we Know Your Real Age!'' by sirTesco(m): 9:17pm On Apr 06, 2016
Both of them have problems with wealth. Nigerians be lieing with their age before the time of APC's change.

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Music/Radio / Re: New VIDEO: Iyanya – Type Of Woman by sirTesco(m): 7:21pm On Apr 06, 2016
DrChukzy:
If I sand u en! Which yeye HouseGOAT sabi sing? The mumu dilector of socials no fit enter small doctor shoe self. Bia! U beta be careful. Mtcheew
why the beef na?
U loose election to the guy

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Science/Technology / Re: Photo: How To Identify Poisonous And Non-poisonous Snake. by sirTesco(m): 7:18pm On Apr 06, 2016
This ur post nor go reach FP as e be say u don take style insult d mods. Kill all creeping things. Safety first
Politics / Re: Tears As Presidency Sealed Saraki’s Fate In 15 Minutes - Eyewitness' Report by sirTesco(m): 7:08pm On Apr 06, 2016
Saraki don too collect o. He'll be like: who asked me to contest for the seat of senate president. How are the mighty fallen...

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Education / Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by sirTesco(m): 7:03pm On Apr 06, 2016
What some people say in sch.
100L
1st semester- I must graduate with a first class (probably using sec. Sch. Past glory)
2nd semester- I will now be very serious, matric, submission of files and other things disturbed me in the previous semester.
200L
first semester- First class hard o. Some student when they graduate with first class dey try o.
I will not fall below 2.1
second semester- Na God go help person o. To get 2.1 nor easy o.
This our course too hard sef.
300L
1st semester- if I fit graduate from this school ehn, I nor go happy, make I just graduate na dat one be my own.
2nd semester- anyhow abeg, even pst. Chris graduated with a third class in AAU.
400L
1st semester-God biko, if na money I go pay to graduate.
2nd semester- Thank God say I don finally run o.
I'm a graduate.
These set of people will come to NL and start telling u they had their first degree in so so so yr and so so so versity.

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Education / Re: Hilarious But True Life Of A Nigerian University Student (pictures) by sirTesco(m): 6:47pm On Apr 06, 2016
Its just so true especially here in AAU.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING!!! Fuel Scarcity Sparks-off Riot In Lagos, 2 Killed (happening Now) by sirTesco(m): 6:42pm On Apr 06, 2016
I'm begining to believe a medical statistics which shown that one in every four Nigerian has a mental problem.
This country sef
Politics / Re: BREAKING!!! Fuel Scarcity Sparks-off Riot In Lagos, 2 Killed (happening Now) by sirTesco(m): 6:41pm On Apr 06, 2016
Nigerians can turn everything to violence.
Yoruba people sef.

People go use this fuel scarcity hammer o

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Health / Re: Help : I Underwent Appendectomy, I Haven't Been The Same Again by sirTesco(m): 5:38pm On Apr 06, 2016
You will receive total healing and restoration from God.

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Politics / Re: EFCC: For 4yrs After Leaving Office As Gov, Saraki Received Monthly Salaries.. by sirTesco(m): 5:36pm On Apr 06, 2016
Boss13:

You are a huge disgrace.
U will do same if u are given such opportunity. Why the pretence bro? Living a fake online life. I rather be truthful than be like the hypocrites
Travel / Re: Airline Passenger Finds Lizard In Her Food (Photo) by sirTesco(m): 4:37pm On Apr 06, 2016
In Nigeria, everything is possible o. U even get luck say no be lassa rat. Thank God its lizard. Dats notin, just cast it out and continue ur food

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Politics / Re: EFCC: For 4yrs After Leaving Office As Gov, Saraki Received Monthly Salaries.. by sirTesco(m): 4:34pm On Apr 06, 2016
See the criminal Igbos are supporting. Witch-hunting or Wizard-killing he should be jailed asap. He should'nt even be given a fair hearing any longer. Saraki is guilty. Hits the gavel

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Politics / Re: EFCC: For 4yrs After Leaving Office As Gov, Saraki Received Monthly Salaries.. by sirTesco(m): 4:26pm On Apr 06, 2016
Ehn
this man get mind oh.
I don't just like his atrocities.
If he can Bequeth 20% of his loots to me I will continually scream 'Sai Saraki'

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Celebrities / Re: Tinsel Actress "Flawless Blessing" Stuns In New Photo by sirTesco(m): 4:24pm On Apr 06, 2016
Spoilt mods e concern una. Mtcheee.
Politics / Re: El-rufai: Kaduna Has More Gold Than S’africa by sirTesco(m): 4:17pm On Apr 06, 2016
Ehn
will anything good ever come from the North
The only news we are used to hear from that region are bombing, sporadic shooting, fire incidents, invasion of villages etc etc.


This NEWS looks weird coming from the 'not'

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Politics / Re: Julius Berger To End Flooding On Aba-Port Harcourt Road by sirTesco(m): 4:13pm On Apr 06, 2016
Wike should'nt toll the line of APC o.
We will, we want to, we are planning to and not we have.
Buhari is good but APC is bad.
If Buhari had been president under the umbrella of CPC...
Music/Radio / Re: New VIDEO: Iyanya – Type Of Woman by sirTesco(m): 4:07pm On Apr 06, 2016
I was almost first to comment.
Download Houselaw's new hit at www.fb.com/aauxclusive.
Houselaw is the crooner of 'AAU nor be beans' and the director of socials, Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma.
Dat guy is more talented than Iyanya and others.

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Politics / Re: Buhari, End Fuel Scarcity Within 48 Hours Or You Resign - NANS by sirTesco(m): 3:50pm On Apr 06, 2016
I think say na 'NASS' I see o.
Freedom of speech at work.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army's Gaelle Helicopter With 50 Caliber Machine Gun by sirTesco(m): 3:49pm On Apr 06, 2016
Nigerian Army cam make newa these days
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Forced To Use Taxis After Her Range Rover Was Stolen by sirTesco(m): 3:30pm On Apr 06, 2016
K for KRUZZ!. grin.#spacebooker
Meanwhile sorry 4 ur lost dear. Oboy afa na
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Forced To Use Taxis After Her Range Rover Was Stolen by sirTesco(m): 3:22pm On Apr 06, 2016
And so what!
Me nor use bike d oda day or even trekked at times.
Why una be barn me sef?
If I go fit see dat mod face to face make I remove him bones from joints.

Make fuel scarcity nor stop till next month o.
Fuel should not be sold below 200/litre.

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Crime / Re: Police Arrests 15 Kidnappers In Kaduna by sirTesco(m): 2:45pm On Apr 06, 2016
Northerners and terrorism be like lecturers and carryover.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Lost A Job Because Of A Customised Facebook Name by sirTesco(m): 2:21pm On Apr 06, 2016
Nigeria I hail thee

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