K

If u like make u lik d monarch feet.

The day the monkey is destined to die, all the tree becomes slippery.

Sen. David Mark is the Chairman house committee on sleep/rest.

The introvert senator of the HATE assembly.

Just checked the time spent online by a nairalander. Guess what?
Time spent online : 1 year 10 months.
So, that dude have spent close to two browsing his phone on NL.



To the topic above,
I have not read it.
Make I nor lie.

Ehn!
Our brainless govt. will just be taking decision without considering how it will affect the masses.
that is exactly what u get when u elect THUGS as ur governor.



Hello mods,
I have been banned in POLITICS section. Pls u guys shud lift the ban. I love politics abeg.

Lord, give me a good family and bless me with riches of this world.

sage2:


Does Perpetual have a sister with those same qualities?

Yes. But only one thing differentiates them o.
That one is very bold. Not shy like her sister. She is a younger sister to perpetual

MTN go still gather all our money to pay una. Everywhere you go

Lord save me from unfriendly relationship.
I think I'll still go for Perpetual. She is a good girl. Beautiful, good cook and educated and also shy.

K

Warri is a very nice city.
I like their girls.
That reminds me, the next time I'll visit that city, I will not hesitate to toast/woo that kpokish soft looking gurl that usually visits my aunty.
Her problem is she only comes towards evening when my aunty is back from work. Mtcheeew She will never show up when I'm home alone with Eugene.

I have never been to SHILOH before.
How is it like?
Today we the catholic faithfuls celebrated the solemnity of the IMMACULATE CONCEPTION OF THE BLESSED VIRGIN MARY.



Hello Nairalanders,
help me out pls, my heart is full of lustful thoughts.
How can I overcome this?

bright007:
one thing is sure....if Biafra leaves Nigeria, other ethnic groups will also break away. Nigeria will divide into more than 5 separate entities.

And that will be a dream come true.
Those Northerners will now bear their surname.

enigmagu1:
Everything about sex is sinful as long as you are not doing it with your wife ....onan was doing it with his brothers wife which is already a sin .....some chu rches advocates withdrawal method e.g catholic church , they believe contraception is sin.

are u sure of this u said about catholics?

It will never be well with scammers including those on NL.

PDP sponsored movement.

J

Let the looting begins.
He's still young.
Steal big while u can and when u are caught ur judgement will be a slap on the wrist.
But when u steal an amount that will not buy ma jean u will definitely be hanged.

The Lord said to Jeremiah "before I formed u in ur mother's womb I have ordained u." Right from the womb, God has already blessed us. Numbers 23 vs 20 says; Behold, I have received the commandment to bless: and he hath blessed; and I cannot reverse it.
It is now ur duty as a christian to stand up to ur feet and make the blessings of God to be manifest in ur life.
U can also do some silly acts that can rain down the curses of God on u. E.g, stealing in the church, having sex in the church and all that.
Your destiny is in ur hands.
Happy sunday to u all.

okogbemyk:

Abeg hope it's not Mr Ojo the lecturer @ Auchi Poly.

Lol. Not at all. The one I'm talking of is a biznex man who lives in Lagos. High Chief Christopher Ojo.

I was told Lion's meat is very POISONOUS. more specifically the LIVER. They shouldn't have eaten it.

Just lost my uncle about few hours ago.
God rest his soul.
The life of the dead lives in the memories of the living.
I will always remember him for his meekness.
Sleep on Mr. Christopher Ojo.


Pls help pray for the happy repose of his soul.

Firefire:

Abubakar, who is number 58 on the list of 100 wanted Boko Haram terrorists recently released by the Chief of Army Staff, Lt.-Gen. Tukur Buratai, was arrested by the vigilant troops again.


Stupid idea if you ask me...why MUST they release terrorists in the first place ?

Released by Army General, rearrested by Vigilant Troops... Orisirisi

Guy u dumb.

MORAL LESSON.
Before commenting on any thread on NL pls endeavour to read and understand the write-up no matter how long or short it may be to avoid Public Display of Dumbness.
Or is it that some persons don't understands English expressions? Just asking.

Sad mood.
What a loss!
Just received the news of the demise of my vibrant uncle.
Rest In Peace Mr. Christopher Ojo.

Pls help pray for the happy repose of his soul.

Its high time we stop recruiting illiterates as police men.
People that are suppose to provide security are now turning against the populace.
This is my judgement:
The evil police man should be thrown into a doorless and windowless dark room with enogh sun flies and left to suffer without food until he dies.
Court Rise!

Reasson: Since he killed a man eating noodles.

Like he always says;
I was born and educated in the North, empowered by the West and given opportunity by the East to have their national cake.
When ever an APC Governor returns for a second term, its always a negative change. Edo people will know better.
APC + PDP = 1
why? Because its all about rearrangement.

ExInferis:

Ok.
We've let Viagra be. All igboes should pack up and head back to Viagra.
Now, can viagra please let us be too?

I understand ur problem. Its not ur fault

ExInferis:

Below is the actual national flag of the Federal Republic of VIAGRA

If sum1 says to u;I don't want to be part of u anymore. Is it A crime? U guys shud let Biafra be

dearsly:


Akpaamu comot my state from there.....I'm from Akwa Ibom and i'm Nigerian!

So u still yoke ursef with doz Northerners.

Money sharing causing problem since 1900

Childless teacher