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Na Canada ...no be other countries

Besides, the IELTS money no dey enter their pocket

Na school fees dem want

OCEANMORGAN:

Number 3, they will first ask you to send them airtime before you can get a text.

Number 4, they can easily do that when they are ready to start a quarrel with you. Though some(if not most) well mannered Ladies/Women call very well to show how much they care.

Number 5, most lady can do these, except for our slay sisters than can only roast Noodle, boil Mango, fry Orange, or toast Guava.


Number 6, few, very few, very very few, very very verily few. I mean few few.


Number 8, they can do that very well, so that he will mugu well for them to knack maga him.


Number 9, Boy/Man: I need your advice.
Girl/Woman: advice ke, I don't have advice to offer you ooo. I only want to let you know that that your friend is a bad influence on
you.

Number 10, the future will be so bright that you will need a magnifying lens to see it.

Uncle, they don't like sex ooo, they don't like it all, but tell them I want to avoid sex for just few days mahn, you will start hearing the following headlines

a. You are cheating on me.
b. You are avoiding me.
c. You don't love me anymore.
d. What have I done wrong to you to deserve such punishment(this are sisters that hate sex, but it is now a punishment if you say no to sex)??
e. Am I not smiling nice, is my mouth odor or my fruit at the center of the garden of EDEN smell as bad as Titan Arum or Rafflesia Arnoldii or Hydnora Africana??
and so many other question that you will regret even saying no more sex.

LOL

I see your account is a fresh fish to nairaland

So take the below as welcome package....GBAM!!

The guys above me no get joy... see attack from all corners

Anywayz, some ladies have found love by opening their DMs for willing bachelors to slide in... na there selection go start

If she becomes an evening newspaper with all her fronting, she would say there was a time they used to rush her

The heart can only take soo much

Zanotee:
Just say " cars" which one be brand new again!

It is brand new to the owner's nyash

I can imagine those that have no destiny

Peppersoup with chilled beer loading...

If na Naija....as people no dey disappoint to bring fuel and tyre for thief, na so firewood and kerosene no go scarce

Better owambe go set for middle of road

Market must sell

This package get as e be oooo

But what do I know....beauty is in the eyes of the the beholder

Balling on the nation's wealth...what a life

Nicely done...

remember the people who encouraged you on the way up

Money is good ooo

See as women dey package anyhow these days

I remember DJ Cuppy on radio saying her father's name opens and closes doors

As for opening doors....that's all about family influence

Closing doors....cz people feel she doesn't merit the opportunity cz she got where she is cz of her father's status

Hope say the man pay for services rendered before he ran away sha

she cannot come and lose twice untop extracurricular activities

[quote author= post=77815716]When will all these senseless acts by our uniformed men be put an end to?!

The senseless ones need to be made scape goats so orhers will learn.[/quote]There has not been any severe action yet...till they hear say na firing squad be their fate....then we can see the end of such act

Oddsman:
Gay is legal. This should be legal too as well as incest. No be wetin dem want?

They are still debating Paedophilia … since they accepted children sex dolls

These trailers need an additional emergency brake system for cases like this

But my nation doesn't value research

Nsonaso:
Better look before you leap

I've never looked her up online, but the time she hammered....the talk was that they never married as the man never paid bride price but they had children

So people were wondering if she would still agree to marry the man or maybe she would find another guy cz of her new found fame

StarUp:
If this story is true, then how the pregnancy take concern the school? Is it their pregnancy? Why do they want to abort it? She can give birth to the child and name him/her "Degree" since her mum sent her there to get a degree and she decided to come back with a child.

Na 2 certificates..... school cert & birth cert

DavidEsq:
Can someone divorce when that someone was never married? OP's brain is paining him dis morning.

Help me ask bloggers oh

What if I chop up and fat after graduation

Or I choose to go on a diet and fast to become slim

Wee dey change it for me?

femi4:
For somebody like me that doesn't know what GOT is, I see nothing wrong with it

But if you know ....you know

Their pastor might not be okay with the movie

Isin't it true?

I wonder if they're truly soldiers .....or just peeps on camouflage

Gentleziggy:
Is there any difference between actresses n prostitutes?

GBAM!!! You said it all

Not looking bad....kudos to them

And so the traditional rites begin...

davidtuzy:
OMG dis babe iz beautiful....... Cant wait 2 have a taste

You can get a taste

Teewhy2:
Gov wike is not a shy person and he has shown that his wife is his happiness .
Thumbs up for him.

Dem gold diggers should know now

He would kiss his wife a thousand times over