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atitku abubakar of all people can open his filthy mouth to compare his secondary school student to the students in the Nigerian universities. what an insults coming from a man who looted our common wealth to set up his stupid academy and private university.
somebody who is scared to travel to the US because of the fraud he committed there.
okay, lets say we agreed, we cannot speak English, but u can at least call our bluff and visit The US. preferably when Trump is inaugurated into power. stupid megalomaniac.

modsRbastard:
for real...ok! Geometry is a branch of Mathematics concerned with questions of angle, relative position of figures and shape. we all did that in primary school bro.

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Mr Euclid or should I call you Laplace, I know what a geometrical angle is. what I don't know is its relations with having sex.

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Mr Euclid or should I call you Laplace, I know what a geometrical angle is. what I don't know is its relations with having sex.

I have been kind of curious on the kind of languages you hear other Africans speak on tv.
this curiosity led me to do some findings and found out Nigeria three major languages made the list. but the numbers they appear will shock you.


10) Zulu (Speakers in Africa: More than 10 million)Zulu (IsiZulu) is used in the Eastern part of South Africa. Its tongue clicksare unique. The language is written with Latin characters. It is used widely in the South African media. According to Ethnologue, Zulu is the second most spoken Bantu language after Shona.

9) Amharic (Speakers in Africa: 18.7 million)Amharic is the second most spoken Semitic language (after Arabic) in the world. It is the official working language of Ethiopia. Outside Ethiopia, Amharic is the language of around 2.7 million emigrants. More than 18.7 million people speak Amharic in Africa.

Igbo (Speakers in Africa: More than 24 million)Igbo is the native language of the Igbo people. There are more than 20 dialects of this language. They are all written in Latin characters. It is a tonal language.

7) Yoruba (Speakers in Africa:More than 30 million)Many people in Nigeria speak Yoruba. The language is also widely used in Togo and Benin. It is a varying tonal language written in mostly Latin letters.

6) Oromo (Speakers in Africa: More than 30 million)Many people residing in the Horn of Africa speak Oromo, a Cushitic language. It is not the official language of any nation. You will find people who speak this language in Ethiopia, Somalia, Egypt and Kenya.

5) Hausa (Speakers in Africa: More than 50 million)Many people in the Western, Northern and Central Africa use this language. Hausa belongs to the West Chadic languages subgroup of the Chadic languages group. It is part of the Afro-Asiatic language family. Hausa has between 23 and 25 consonant phonemes.

4) French (Speakers in Africa: More than 90 million)French is one of the very few languages spoken all over the world.Many countries in Africa were colonized by France. Because of this, more than 90 million people in this continent can speak French. In nations like Morocco, Algeria, Senegal and Rwanda, French is usedcommonly in society.

3) Swahili (Kiswahili) (Speakers in Africa: More than 100 million)The Swahili language or Kiswahili is the official language of Tanzania, Kenya and Uganda. It is a Bantu language and the mother tongue of the Swahili people. Many communities in Tanzania, Kenya, Rwanda, Uganda, Mozambique, Burundi and Democratic Republic of Congo speak Swahili.

2) Arabic (Speakers in Africa: More than 100 million)Arabic is the most widespread official language in the African continent. It is the official language of Algeria, Mauritania, Libya, Tunisia and Egypt. Arabic is the co-official language of Morocco, Eritrea, Somalia, Chad, Sudan, Djibouti and Western Sahara

1) English (Speakers in Africa:Around 700 million)In Africa, English is the primary language of Botswana, Cameroon, Rwanda, Nigeria, Sudan, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Tanzania, Uganda and Ghana. In South Africa, it is given official status with 10 other languages.

its a cool write up. I used to be that nice guy, so I can relate to everything up there.

modsRbastard:
You are so on point. They barely do anything, most of 'em just lay there moaning away like a she goat, while you do all the work. Some don't even know how to caress you or synch with your penetrative body movement. OK! Fine... Don't do nothing but give nice geometrical angle them nor fit.

You do all that work first round and you lay next to 'em, she touch you and whispers for more. Really! The fvck am I supposed to suck and stroke myself. Biitches just want everything on a platter, this is why nyggahs patronize them Hoes.

dude calm down na. you sound like sexual mathematician if there is anything like that. what the Bleep is geometrical angle?

Kirinwa:
Someone may not like reading simply means that she doesn't enjoy reading. She did not say that she doesn't read.

like seriously, who enjoy doing what he doesn't like.
moreover, she never said she enjoy reading.

" I enjoy doing what I don't like is like a contradictory statement which is illogical and invalid.

Jacko1:
Imagine if you den start reading for 6 hours or even 3

Babe u go invent something be that

. no mind the girl. she dey there dey wind us say she no like reading but happened to be the best graduating student.

Albert Einstein of our time.
I smell lies.

what justification does a Ghanian politician has to speak for the Nigerian populace? as a matter of fact, he has no right to be the mouth piece of another country citizen all in the name of a campaign for his stupid election. he and his political advisors shouldbe admonished for meddling in nigeria affairto score some cheap political points. what nonsense.

to most Nigerian, me inclusive, Nigerian has actually done nothing to make us a proud citizen of the country. even common basic amenities are hardly available and the few that are available are few with exorbitant price.

for me, aside from the free basic education I enjoy from beginner's school to secondary school and the subsidized tertiary education I enjoy, I haven't really enjoyed so much from the country.

on what I have do e for the country. I have taught in a private school before to impact my little knowledge to the young folks sitting for their ssce exams. also volunteer to teach for those who just wrote the last jamb just for the co ordinator to reject my proposal. but I believe there is still much to gain from this country if we stay hopeful.

to those blasting the country and calling her all sort of names, remember this is your number one country. you got Evey reason to be angry at the govt not the country. if a Kenyan read any of your post and use it against all of us, suddenly your folks will turn to cyberlord defending your so to speak failed country.

some people never cease to amaze me. still wallowing in the concluded US election.I remembered how the black community all over the world Nigerians inclusive celebrated Obama's first victory @ the poll when he won that famous presidential election. what we gained after his first and second coming seems to be abstract and not materialistic.now some silly Igbo folks are celebrating trump's victory like their ojukwu has been ressurected to give them their Biafra republic. common, can people be more stupid than this.

goaldynboy:
Trump's electoral victory is a loss and huge blow to Afonjas! TB Joshua and Wole Soyinka represents Afonja!

It is more especially a blow to all those Afonjas that their Mohammedian religion hit their heads on the ground! The Arab Afonjas hate America, burn American flag whenever they protest and blame America for all their misdeed yet they love to visit and live in America! All the Western countries that accommodated them, they are beginning to out-populate their host and even terrorize them! They made everything possible to ensure that Trump lose this election because he said he will checkmate their influx into America! They used their growing influence in UK to threatened banning Trump from entering UK! Now if UK ban President of America who will lose? Definitely UK! The Arab Afonjas pumped in millions of dollars from Saudi Arabia, quatar, uae, etc to sponsor Hillary campaign! But God pass them! I believe Trump's victory will strengthen Americas relationship with Israel! Obama strained their usual cordial relationship! Israel the tormentor of all Afonjas in the middle east (including those in southwa.ste and naught zoogeria) shall rise again! In the same vein, Biafraa shall rise again!!!

I have never read such a lengthy and stupid comments in recent times. what do you stand to gain in trump winning this election, perhaps you thought of getting your Biafra republic right? what does the Yoruba or any other groups have to do with Hilary's campaign? I have seen and heard of so many stupid people who reason with their anus, I never knew they exist here on nairaland. sane people with humanity value will see trump election as a disaster to humanity. to folks like you, its all about protecting your fake religion and ethnic group. last time I check, no white genuinely give a Bleep about some commoner black like you.
god gave us brain for a reason. I bet u have some app on your phone, maybe u should start to use that brain like you use those apps before you come to forum Luke this to exhibit your stupidity.

i dont think any one has ever spoken againsthike in school fees of non religious private universities in recent time. but when a supposed man of god makes a huge return from the church members and established a private university with religious doctrines in the school couple with the academic teaching just for the man of god to come out and say gabbage to his docile congregation disregarding the public opinion to claim god ordained the exorbitant hike in the schhol fees and even go furtther to threaten those who oppose the hike is barbaric, misleading,ungodly, unworthy and selfishness on the part of the supposed man of god

crappy words coming from a crappy man of god. where did he get the money to established the school in the first place? the church made him who he is today, shutting the church out now more than ever is callous and disappointing. threatening anybody who opposed their opinion with rant is barbaric and ungodly. man of god my foot.

the 2000 plus first class graduates applicants got my attention. what's gonna happen to 2:2 fellas when class is used to screen people out. come to think of it, 500 jobs and 700000 applicants! sorry state we found ourselves. sad part is, the duly employed folks both in private and public sector also added to that number.

this guy felt that Lautech needed divine intervention to rescue the school from the four month strike and still counting, but got the insult of his life from his colleague on his grammatical blunder.

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the Russian government can intimidate and flaunt their deadly weapons thinking other world power are doing nothing to counter whatever attack they think of doing. the US and the Briton will just pretend like an innocent child looking for an opportunity to crackdown on their enemies.
furthermore, weapons, machine, supplies and allies win war. Putin can learn from Hitler offensive in France when he thought he had conquered the war with his so called german machine when supply was cut short by his enemies.

Smellymouth:
"...Apart from his studies, one other reason he was said to
have stayed back in the US was to address some health
issues, sources claimed was very crucial.

He was recently said to have had a spinal cord surgery..."

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Why e be say na after these criminals steal dem dey get health issues?

you wonder too right? but here is the dealio, since they are actually guilty of their allegations, they needed to cook up a fake medical condition from a corrupt doctor to evade prosecution. as long as they have that, the prosecutor will follow due process to attend their fake health issues which is always an escape route abroad thereby prolonging their trial and consequentially, the beginning of the end of the trial.

konji is really a bastard.

tuniski:
In an almajiri nation abi? 5000 monthly and one meal a day is what abeg tell me? Yeye double standard!

folk, the federal govt a meal per day for school children initiatives is quite different from the stomach infrastructure of this rogue governor.
the a meal per day is conceive to keep Nigerian kids who are not interested or never value education in school. more or less like incentive to give them the impetus to go to school.
the 5000 naira stipend is a social welfare scheme practice all over advanced nation given to the underprivileged, not all and sundry.

contrary, I don't know the aim and objectives of your hero governor by distributing food all around the state. if you tell me its about poverty in the land, then you must be as senile as he is.

anything you do in life, wherever you find yourself, just tried to be modest even if you are privilege. he's got big chance of winning the election on a neutral ground against Hilary, but his vulgar language, racist mentality, arrogance and proud will never make him the next president of the USA. in fact, in the last debate, he even showed that he doesn't fit to become the president of all Americans but the middle and upper class elite in the states.

kyrios:
bro how can you be yourself and your son at the same time bro it's confusing

dude, leave it alone. let the guy stick with his believe. most of these guys fail to reason on their own. all they do is reason along line their self acclaimed man of God. simple logical reasoning that result to deductive conclusion will go a Long way in resetting their defect brain thinking to default setting.

Omojolaray:
Jesus is God.....one day you'll know

sure, and so will you realise the truth someday. can we rest the case cus I don't like to engage in fruitless argument with brainwashed people.

ritababe:
there was no mistake. from the beginning Adam and Eve use the fig tree to cover their unclothedness after they ate the forbidden fruit, the unclothedness that God sent his son to come and cover for us.

dude, just stop talking and typing or whatever you are doing. the more you do this, the more you make it ridiculous and unreasonable to defend what he did.

while the ex president stupidly sat back in office watching various corruption and atrocities going on in various administration with the fear of stepping on toes claiming stealing is not corruprion, the new president who take the bull by the horn regardless of whose ox is gorn, take the fight to the doorstep of the looters and people started shouting foul play, due process, persecution, selected trial and crap like that. I don't know what these Nigerians enjoy in this.

this people stole our collective common wealth and we should, like in saner clime collectively call for their heads regardless of the approach as long as they are brought to justice.

the NBA can go to hell for all I care. they should be ashamed of themselves when they couldn't find it dim fit to address and advise the govt on how to indict and prosecute those who are allege of corruption charges. now they come around to defend some of their own making stupid demands to the govt.

wxyz1:
If not because you are hiding behind internet to write this trash, i which you are talking face-to- face i would have landed you a dirty slap that you would never forget in your life if you survive it. Blind follower.

the guy spoke the truth which Nigerians like you are not ready to listen to. this is Nigeria dude, due process never work here. drastic measure is all is needed to salvage and rescue this country from corruption. a country where people bury money in sock away, where people stash money in their aids and house help account, where people prefer to own property abroad to divert attention to them.
if you are very reasonable and not as stupid as you appear, you will realize going by this in due process will never yield any positive results.

morereb10:
It is pathetic that our judiciary have no say in a country who proud themselves as democratically incline nation. After waking up to news of abduction of judges by operatives of the Department of State Services (DSS), Nigerians have taken to Twitter to denounce what they call Gestapo-style arrests without following due process.

Most of the blame has gone directly to Pres. Muhammadu Buhari whose office is operationally in charge of the DSS. One voice coming loud, clear, and strong is that of the Chairman of the National Human Rights Commission, Chidi Odinkalu, who has called the simultaneous sting operation across half a dozen states as “intimidation of the judiciary”.

See tweets from the NHRC boss below…

http://www.exlinklodge.com/2016/10/human-rights-commission-boss-mocks-dss.html

Nigerians are so amazing when it comes to politics. an average Nigerian quickly join the mob that lynch a common criminal on the street accused of theft. nobody will ever talk about due process when such thing happen. in fact, the suspect would have been long gone before police appear in the scene.the judiciary which we all know are the ones who foster, aid and abets corruption all over the places is scrutinize and everyone is screaming due process. we know this is Nigeria, due process doesn't work here. they tried it in the past and it never worked. so, if the FG is using any drastic measure to prosecute, indict and convict the corrupt judges in question, I am fine by it.

Nigerians are so amazing when it comes to politics. an average Nigerian quickly join the mob that lynch a common criminal on the street accused of theft. nobody will ever talk about due process when such thing happen. in fact, the suspect would have been long gone before police appear in the scene.

the judiciary which we all know are the ones who foster, aid and abets corruption all over the places is scrutinize and everyone is screaming due process. we know this is Nigeria, due process doesn't work here. they tried it in the past and it never worked. so, if the FG is using any drastic measure to prosecute, indict and convict the corrupt judges in question, I am fine by it.

emis8:
bro, its all in the scripture.
if you read the whole chapter, you'll get to hear when Peter acknowledged that the tree he cursed actually died.

Why did he curse the fig tree
1. Jesus is the creator of the world
In the beginning, all trees he created rought forth fruits in and out of season, there was always fruits for Adam and Eve to eat. As the creator, he expected that the fig should have fruits wether its his season or not. The fig should have responded to His demand at least.
Remember Jesus said, everyone of us who does not bear fruit, my father will uproot, and those of us who do bear fruits, He will trim so that we bear even much fruit.

2. He cursed the tree to teach them about Faith
when Peter acknowledged that the fig tree he cursed actually died, Jesus told them to "have faith in God"
He told them that if they have the slightest level of Faith, they can speak to a mountain to move from where it is to another place and it will happen as it happened to the fig tree.

As a Christian, if you put the little faith you received (as you got born again ) to use, nothing shall be impossible to you. You can speak to anything including money and it will answer you.

Have a glorious Sunday Service.

guy, the reason you gave up there are as crappy as lame. cursing an innocent tree to teach them about faith! that's lame.

secondly, God created heaven and heart not Jesus Christ.

lastly, admit he made a ridiculous mistake which was not supposed to be documented in the bible. common sense will tell all the right thinking man that what he does is inappropriate and needless.

I watched the program on TVC, and by what the man said yesterday, its like tinubu is his ancestor. he doesn't need to come out public to say tinubu asked them to join AD. But the way he talked, its like tinubu always call the shot for whatever happens in Ondo.
he also talked about how aggrieved tinubu camp is considering various nominations, appointment and elections disappointment of tinubu interest. like the man got no brain to think for himself and does whatever tinubu says. he also said he is an APC member temporarily depending on the outcome of his meeting with other party chieftains in the state.

my two kobo:

I know tinubu is a force to reckon with when it comes to politics in the south west, or better still, when he was in ACN. the APC is a merged and bigger party with powerful member where he can not just call all the shots. no offence, but they got to cut him some slack.

I thought when it comes to football, Nigerians are one house. no segmentation, tribalism and segregation.
by the way, I am a Yoruba and a big fan of enyimba fc.
unfortunately, for stupid and senseless folks like you, its always about ethnicity. surprisingly, u had to bring it to football.

you are given brain freely for God's sake. I know you use apps on your phone, pretend your brain is one of those app and start using it from today.