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The Literature section in its first venture into the front pages of Nairaland presents. . . *Drum Roll Please* "Women are intellectually inferior ninnies. What? We are not insulting them. . . Just look at what they read" Guess the old saying. . . be careful what you wish for has some truth in it. ![]() |
Larrydee:Jeebus! this is how[i] iso lenu[/i] starts. . . I haven't been given the Nairaland Hall Monitor badge nor have I been handed soap and water for thorough washing. ![]() Seriously though, what are you talking about? |
FINALLY!!! A Literature topic on the main page!!!!!!!! Even though the "Why do Women read more novels than Men" topic would have been better than this topic perpetuating the myth that women and romance books go hand in hand. . . but it's still good, it's still good. Baby steps, I say. ![]() @ Topic who knows. . . trying to understand the workings of a woman's mind is like trying to navigate through Mars on a wheelbarrow. ![]() |
savanaha:Perfect example of how NOT blind justice is. Seriously he was 14 for goodness sakes, whistling (if he really did) was all he could have done and they killed him for that! Honestly, I would rather my want my niece didn't see the picture of him lying in state. . . I was sickened as an adult, can't imagine what she would feel but it's really out of my hands. |
[quote author=papa_dims link=topic=161388.msg2702419#msg2702419 date=1219619564]queenisha, wetin join you with this isiewu? ooh, abi that guy give you contract as the makerting manager. @ debosky & siskill thats another way, i never knew nigerians are this good as marathon coaches.[/quote]You know what they say now, neccesity is the mother of invention. Do you think I was happy watching all the other countries run and win medals when I have brothers and cousins who if they were coached right will be there running their behinds off, winning the medals. Why, I can just see me. . . I mean see them laughing into the cameras all happy coz of the money. . . errr. . . pride of representing their pockets, I swear I don't know why I am mispeaking today. What I mean to say is happy and proud to represent their countries. Yep, it is all about National Pride. |
[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=67107.msg2701285#msg2701285 date=1219603124]Alarainey, Saddik, Jammo! Sisi, how are you dear? Kwana biyu, yaya arkoki?[/quote]Sensei, ka na ji Hausa? Madallah!! Wada inan ka kowa? |
Queenisha:Rotflmao! I swear my brother-in-law told my younger brother the same thing the day Usain Bolt set new records. . . He turned to him and said in Yoruba "You know you should be able to do that with all the herds of cattle you chased growing up", don't get me wrong, it is a logical conclusion but what you guys don't understand is when you are chasing namas, you go in zigzags and those yeye goats are smart too, they can dodge like there's no tomorrow. The day we can get the namas to run on a straight line, is the day you'll start seeing Malas running for the country. Train the namas and the malas will come, see and conquer. ![]() |
savanaha:Whoa! This excellent! It is so funny. . . my niece was just telling on Friday that they are supposed to research and write a paper on crime and racism for this new school year and she choose Emmett Till. She figured it would hit close to him since he was also from Chicago. She's been fascinated with him since they reopened the case a few yrs ago. |
Uche2nna:Rotflmao!!!! ![]() |
I’m not trying to be a Bimbo airhead here but I’m not really understanding how the issue of what nurses make comes into play here. It sounds to me like we are saying until people make a certain amount, they are not allowed into the elite group of braggers and should they force their way in by opening their mouth and holding their shoulders up high, they deserve to bludgeoned on to death? Isn’t that like saying a rape victim called for it because she’s sexy? Even if the woman makes $5/hr, as long as she is not coming to beg for handout from anybody, it’s nobody’s darn business how she carries herself or what she chooses to say. Yeah, some people make more than nurses (good for them, more and more for you in Jesus) it still does not give you the right to tell them they called for having their lives taken because they brag or over estimate what they make. The issue here is actually being clouded by all this money business and in my opinion MandingoII has said it all with this post. What these trifling, low-down, demented and obsessively controlling men DON'T understand is that, Nursing is a VERY HARD FIELD.Regardless of what they make, nurses have stressful jobs and I don’t think it’s too much to ask that their husbands be understanding or divorce them instead of. . . you know, chopping their heads off. |
Oh no! Doctors gone bad? You don't wanna go there!!! Aaah, you're already there, so I guess we must do it. Like I said, I'm sure we can work something out. |
Judith McNaught “Whitney my love” he scribbled in his little note “Remember when we met that Perfect day in Paradise? My Darling, Something wonderful happened to me and I knew I would know peace until you were mine. I want you by my side always; I want your every thought to be about me and Every Breath you take I must feel, I can’t take my eyes off of you. They tell me it’s Double Standard but what do they know? Until You I didn’t know I wasn't living. I have stop now, my next session starts in a few minutes. Dr. Johnson is okay. . . I think I can make him understand why I don’t need to be here. Until I can make you mine Once and Always, listen to the The Night Whispers and imagine it’s my voice you hear. Always me John. Cch3coo:I'm drafting a proposal! ![]() |
Ridiculous is just the starting point.Rotflmao!!! ![]() |
The first movie I boo hooed over, like hysterically I've lost someone dear to me crying was - The Champ! Then I watched the movie recently and went. . . what the hell??! ![]() I guess knowing the little boy was Rick Schroder and his daddy was Jon Voight took the emotion outta me. Okay let me not lie, saw the end again on Youtube and Yep, it's still there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-K_s-VycYQ Champ wake up. . . please wake up, wake him up, champ, champ,champ |
Metaphor? You are joking, right? Lmao! Rotflmao! This is the funnies thing I've read on Nairaland to date. Media LovePeddler has been used in many context but not in the context you have used it. The phrase was first used for people in the media who take money to say nice things about certain people, companies, product and what have you. It has never. . . I repeat been used to mean people who believe everything they read or hear in the media. Maybe in the village of idiots but not with people with an iota of sense. By the way, I loooooove that we make you puke! Please, please keep puking. If we can't get you locked up for good ol fashion madness, Bulimia will do just fine. So like I said earlier, don't stop puking and if you need more incentive, just think of me. . . your friendly nairaland Aboki. ![]() |
Lmao! past memories are the absolute best! ![]() That Omo Adamo & Omo Efa thingy got a lot of mileage in my house. Lol, before you finish doing something, someone is already on you going "Ah Omo Adamo" Tee hee. Thank you so very much, if you weren't moderator already, I'd nominate you coz you sure know your stuff. ![]() |
@ Gamine Lol, you a hard woman oh. I like that, jare. ![]() I think the fact that it doesn't make sense is precisely her point. Some parts call for certain types of people and it's the director's job to see that instead of casting willy nillyingly. |
Scratching head Okay, I do not understand this man anymore. One minute he posts good rational words like. . . Love is not by force, don't kill yourself over it. And before you're done clapping, he turns around and post this. Wassup with that? ![]() Oh I know! I think he's being facetious. Of course! Duh! |
kufreabasi:That is just all sorts of wrong! Haba! |
LadyT:Hurry! |
nanaboi:Tee hee hee! I knew you didn't mean Sisikill. I'm too playful, sometimes I don't know when to stop. Forgive me? ![]() The name on Mactoa's story is definitely not mine. Okay, I'll give you a clue and since you're in Kano, you should be able to find someone who can help out. Okay 2 words, first word starts with H, Second Word starts with S. Name means Gentle Mannered. . . yeah, I think that was wishful thinking on my parent's part. The poor dears. ![]() chiogo:In my best Igor voice Welcome! Welcome! Come in! Come in! Join us! Join us! We Insist! You are hot, eh? just the way we like 'em! [insert evil laugh here] mactao:Don't you just love it when that happens? just when you think you're out. . . the story Puuuuuuulls you back in!! It's like you're being haunted or something. I used to get so angry, fight it but now. . . I surrender to it. There is NOTHING silly about thinking of writing a novel and If you are really serious about it, I'm sure we can work something out. Cross my heart and hope to die. . . well not die but maybe coma. . . Hmmmm I don't know about. . . okay, okay sleep. Cross my heart and hope to sleep. And you can stop thinking what you are thinking. Don't even try to pretend like you aren't thinking I'm a coward! That I like to kill peeps in my imiginition don't mean I wanna die. Shooooo. Yep, short pieces is all I write. I lack the discipline, patience and stability to write anything longer than 5000 words. The resources are there but it is grossly overshadowed by an unwillingness to apply herself. . . I mean myself. So said my bastard prof whom I love to death. |
Riskie:CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP CLAP CLAP EXACTAMUNDO!!!! ![]() May the God of intellectual women bestow upon you more Intellect. They Shoulda locked this thread after your answer because there's nothing else to say. Stick a fork in it. . . it's done!!! Besides, it stops the guys from embarassing themselves with their face-saving replies and excuses ![]() |
Since I have Okay, here’s what we do. . . present Seun with a receipt of the last payment you received (within the last 6 months) for your writing and he will double it. At least with this, no one will say they are being paid below their worth. Sounds fair, no? |
A media LovePeddler is one that believes anything he/she hears from the media including the internet. What the. . . ? I can't fit laugh! No, no, wait, I can fit laugh. . . Rotflmao! Lmao! Lmao!! ![]() Lord save me from people who hear one word and don't bother researching before using it. A media LovePeddler is someone who does everything and anything to attract attention. A Media LovePeddler is someone who courts the media by doing ridiculous thing as long as it gets tongues wagging. A media LovePeddler is someone who gets off hearing people talk about them. A media LovePeddler is someone who thinks any attention is better than no attention. A media LovePeddler is NOT someone who believes everything they hear from the media. Rotflmao! Ay yi yi! ![]() |
Ah! Haba now. . . you can't do that oh!! I mean, what the heck am I suposed to do with the remaining 7hrs 45 mins of an 8hr work day? ![]() |
LOL! Seriously though, it's not only Naija men, there are a lot of Naija women with the horriblest BO. I guess the fact that the opposite sex is running to the other direction has not clued them in that the whole natural scent attracting the opposite sex is RUBBISH! |
@ Topic You have that all wrong mah dear, it’s GIRLS who need to be taught a lesson. Lemme break it down for you I loved him with all my lifeWhat the heck? ![]() put all my hopes on himDouble what the heck? ![]() i wanted no other man he was the first man in life and the only one i intended to stay with,Shaking my head in pity my friends and family warned me but i refused to listen to them because i was so into himSee, why you need to be taught a lesson? Then one day i went to his house saw another woman he introduced me as his friend and introduced the girl as his girlfriend, after two years of dating him?Bwahaha! Perfect Lesson ![]() Well i kept my kool and didnt say anything infact i chatted with the girl. Jeebus, Marian and Justine! Who is his juju man and how can I get his #? i left i was heart broken and worn out, i cried my whole life out i cursed myself.Awwww, now I feel sorry for you. . . NOT! Anyway, I hope you learnt your lesson. But i never learnt my lesson i still went back to him he used me like before and i started seeing different girls with himOh, looks like I spoke too soon. Tell me again. . . Who needs to be taught a lesson?? ![]() so i couldnt take it any more i called it quits with him.Okay now this where we disagree, you quit too soon. You should waited until after marriage, after your 3rd child and he brings home the 5th wife. Actually i know what my problem was, i wasnt sophisticated enough for himHmmm, yeah okay. Everyone needs to tell themselves little white lies. I have no problem with that. ![]() now am back with himWhat’s that old saying? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice . . . i helped him to build an empire and am crashing it one after the other because he is not man enough for me.Next Nairaland Topic from Palma - People help me ooooooooooh! I neeeeeed Advice! I stuck with him through thick and thin, now he has left me for someone else. What should I doooo ooooooooh?? Don’t worry we’ll be here to help with the lesson coz that's what friends are for. ![]() |
vescucci:That is PRECISELY why they did it. The studios were sure the average movie going audience won't want to sit through a 3 hr movie. Not even an action movie or something akin to the westerns of yesteryear. . . nope this was more psychological than it was physical. They had already sunk 30 mill on just production alone, of course they were not going to throw more money into it. The release date was pushed back twice because the studio and the director couldn't come to an agreement over cutting down to an acceptable time frame. It was finally released two years after they had completed filming, the director won and the studios took a washing our hands off it stance. iice:Lol, Ben Affleck for nada. Casey Affleck for nomination. ![]() Hope you're good, it's been awhile. |
ayobase:I love that but what rites would you suggest an actor do? |
twinstaiye:Oh my God! Yes! That's it!! You are a fountain of information. I also remember them saying he's just finished a very intense movie when he died. Now I remember Jaaacobu, Papalolo and Aderupoko. I also remember watching this movie. . . scratch the watching part coz I honestly don't know what the heck I did but I was at my grandma's house and she used to make us sit down with her and watch these movies. Hardly understood what they were saying. . . hmm, maybe that's why she forced us to sit and watch, sly, sly woman. Anyway, All I remember is two people in the bush, hiding money and trying to double cross each other. What really stuck was the song. . . (I'm laughing so hard I can't type) Papalolo go bring the money I dey go bring the money Because Money dey catchy me I dey go bring the money. Aaah Omo Adamo, Omo Efa. I swear my hands are shaking from lauging. . . please tell me you know this movie. Thank you soooo very much, I Wish we had a database for Naija movies. In my opnion, they made better, more authentic movies back in the day. Today's movies seem so affected, you know what I mean? |
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