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Abortion should not be used as a method of birth control. A ra pe victim or a pregnant woman whose life is at risk due to her pregnancy are exceptional cases that remains debatable. SMART GURLS SHOULD ALWAYS CARRY A CONDOM.

Me I don tire, I no wan attract men o, too much wahala! Im now the lady in black and I wear no perfume cos it triggers my migraine!

Kinda makes ya wonder what the world is comin to, . . . . . . . *cry*

No can do!

aaAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHH, I want to scream, winter blues, cabin fever, winter doldrums, weekend boredom. . . . . . .

Such Act should be abolished, don't care to know the significant of this evil act.

Thank God someone don wake up to the realization of pu$$i power!

@ Poster

Una to dey complain, poor girl want food to eat, so she go get strength for you when the jiggy jiggy starts. Credit for fone so she fit call you any time! Abeg make una continue to help does poor sistas. Life dey hard these days o. God go Bless Una!!

Ayemokhia:
so u girls are looking 4 already made guy abi?

Yup, you got it right. . . . . He gotta have a J.O.B if he wants to be with me!

@ Poster

You be yesterday man, ladies carryin condoms means she is not ready to risk her life catchin any deadly disease. Yes smart girls should ALWAYS CARRY A CONDOM. Some men like to pretend say, dey forget to carry one because they want to share their STD! Na only bush man go shock to see woman dey carry condom. All these men with their ego sef don tire me! Abeg make una excuse me while I go on my tea break!

You need to know what business you'd like to go into before you venture out there. Takin a trip to Naija should be your first step, that will give you a first hand knowledge of what's goin on!

Aint no use in moppin around over a relationship that didn't work out. Just dust yourself up, and say the word 'NEXT' and you'll be smilin again in no time.

@ Poster

Tell that imperious voice in your head to be still. . . . . . . . now start your THREAD again, pleez!!

@ Poster

Hawd, must warn you im the only SANE one here!

Promises, promises. . . . . . I bet you can't do jack all! Go for sugar free mommy!!

True love huh?. . . . . . . the new word is fast love!!

Today is a sad, sad day, im sobbin my eyes out uncontrollable. Im waitin for the men in white to come take my man out in a straitjacket. He has finally lost his mind, this is what he gets for doin time with me. Mind you, he was warned by friends and family to stay well clear from me, would he listen to voice of reason? nope! With him out the way, I can finally move in that toyboy I've been eyein up for months, he better be good to me or he'll be leavin in a straitjacket too. . . . . . oops i feel an *evil laugh comin on*

Clueless!!

Go on, admit it to yourself, just once you've ran out of brillant ideas to post here on Nairaland!

Sad. . . . . . she has paid the ultimate price for cheatin, its good to see her husband is stickin by her regardless of what she's done. It's a stark warnin to cheaters out there to always, always practice safe $ex! Never ever trust your life to someone else by havin unsafe $ex.

@ Poster. .  . . . . . go and have a meaninful relationship and not meaninless $ex!

Ooops. . . . . just gone and booked myself a two weeks holiday!! Your business plan sounds good.

@ kevinj

As much as I'd love to help my poor sistas that are cheated upon daily by those heartless men, as we all know babalawo is NOT the answer. Me no be babalawo oo!  

@ Poster. . . . . . go on, admit it to yourself, just once you've ran out of bright ideas to post on Nairaland.

There's nothin you can do really!! Right now your friend is makin your mom happy!

Boo-hoo like we actually care, you had it comin. Guess what?. . . . . . . . she'll ask babalawo to make damn sure your deeek never rise to the occasion! Be afraid, be very afraid. . . . . . .*evil laugh*