₦airaland Forum

@ eyonigger

Hey my bro, i dey fine oo! bein busy, my man just dey over work me! now i get small time i fit come play for nairaland small. I sure miss all of una!!!

@ I-laugh

I think men should learn to control the beast between their legs.

*Yawn* yeah, bor. . . . . ing!

Ah, solution dey simple naw, castrate dem all, haba all dis randy goats sef!

@ Sisi jinx


How much were you paid to say all dose nice things about naija men?

Have yourself a happy valentine's day.

Ujujoan:
Yea right . . . What else is new? I mean he already has your heart, kini big deal?

I'snt Valentine all about displaying love? What better way to show a lady you appreciate her than buying her a gift or two, or giving her a treat

Wassup girl! did someone rattle your cage?. . . . . . . . . . . are you feelin left out and unloved?
Remember that Valentine's day isn't just about givin and recivin gifts or sendin flowers. Valentine's day should be a time to reflect on and share your love for one another. My partner and I have NEVER exchanged gifts nor have we done any thing SPECIAL on Valentine's day. The only treat is a bottle of chilled Baileys and after that we bonk the hell outta each other and we're happy!!

Tell her she looks wonderful.


Tell her not to forget her purse o! recession is bitin HARD o.

@ dgreatrock

Okay bro, SORRY O!!

Ah, dat is so sweet, hope your girlfriend appreciates  your lovely poem!!

Aah. . . . . .got ya!!

See your mouth wey be like fish own, can you hear yoursef at all *don't call me child abuser, cos in Naija there is nothin as such*. . . . so that makes it alright. Talk true for here, you dey find small pikin to control, the older ones don grow wings!!

Me I be Ice Maiden, I no get heart but im a broken hearts collector.

If you've ever loved, you'll know what the fuss is all about!

Dis one too easy naw!

1. Tight toto

2. Good cook/cleaner

@ folabim

Well said my sista!

Dilemma, dilemma, what to do! if only we can prevent certain things from happenin but heck, it happened. Let her have the twins, cuz she is blessed. Im sure the new guy will *understand* the situation she's gotten herself into.

I should be so lucky, im not an only child!!

@ Raymondo

How you know say na the Ibos, you wan start tribal fight for here abi! Topic says, *Naija Babes*