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@ chisco8
I see you wan come try your luck for here, abeg make you waka comot sloooooooowly, unless you wan be the third ugly sista for nairaland.

@ kojeiwa

Amma laughin at your botox face. . . . . .ha . . ha. , . . sorry can't tell if you're smilin or frownin at me.
E be like say you wan feeeeel me here for Nairaland o, abeg make you no dip that dog breath mouth in my biz, and if am ugly it takes one to know one, you and I can be the ugly sistas.
O ya listen carefully, I say rich/ugly or poor/cute don't mean a tin to me, just as long am treated right.

Yup, it's boring alright, jeez am losin the will to live here. . . . . . . . . . . .somebody save me before I make a pass at his grace. Don't get me wrong only kiddin.

Na wa o, I no fit speak from experience, but I do know most women don't orgasm through penetration alone you need to stimulate her in other ways i.e the clit/nipples while you're penetrating. For the circumcised woman it takes a bit longer ( or forever) to reach an orgasm, what you need to do is try various positions and see which one gets her moanin with pleasure. This kan job requires a skilled lover if not you go work tire. Remember every toto dey different.

Courage, my brother/sister, do not stumble,
Though thy path be dark as night;
There's a star to guide the humble;
Trust in God and do the Right

@ cao alvin

Tell me did you reach an orgasm when the bank teller said it was for real? You know that little voice in your head is tellin you to do the right thing.

Rich/ugly or poor/cute I don't give a damn just as long as he loves and cares for me am done.

@ his grace aka disgrace

My mind wonder wot kind of a woman puts up with you, you're still f ing first thing in the mornin.

My dear, there is no easy way of tellin her it's all over without hurtin her. Try this classic old liner, 'babe this relationship just aint workin, . . . . it's not you it's me. . . . . you're just too good for me, you don't deserve a jerk like me. Or if that don't work tell her you're batty man, that should send her packin. Good luck.

Me I no even fit kill a fly.

Four kids two boys and two girls.

Beam me up SCOTTY (Star Trek), nairaland is runnin out of topics.

@ scopium

You are damn right.

Nope can't say I've noticed the sudden change.

Na wa the lady talk true oo.

@outlaw

Hmm, never knew such scum could come out of your mouth instead of your arse. I ain't bringin myself down to your level little boy.

@scopium
Abeg go find out the meanin of PROSTITUTE, when I said money and woman go hand in hand eh, means you can't have one without the other. Have you ever spent money on a woman and I don't mean sex?

@ edwardaigb

You chose to offer her money she didn't ask for it, I see notin wrong in her acceptin the money you are a true gentleman. Remember money and woman go hand in hand.

@ Bamie

I bet you still get wet dreams now and again.

I knew all about periods before mine started so I took it in my stride.

Good luck my brother hope you find the love you search for.

@ outlaw
I guess it takes the two of us to post shit here, but hey yours stinks the most. OOh do remain an OUTLAW.

@ his grace
are you from the bush or what, i say na fashion wear, you dey talk juju. Fear no more my broda get all that mumbo jumbo juju thoughts out of your mind.

@ His grace
You be the love doc, I no ask you, oya make you post your own question.