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No be bow legs you go get at the end of the year, na hip replacement.

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Wich one dey pain you for here, na good tin if ladies wan men with cars.

Haw'dy

You shut up and put up with her, or ask yourself if you want to be submissive to her FOREVER.

It's the little things you do that will impress her, less talk more action and no broken promises.

Nope, can't date/marry a person that believes in juju.

Yes o, a very loving relationship.

Sure the marriage will work, they look good together.

My sista abeg make you move on with your life, he don't want you. You've been left holding the baby, if you take him back he'll add another baby to your list.

Lost my father four years ago but he lives on in my heart.

Names calling is not my kinda thing.

If you can afford plastic surgery then go for it and good luck with it.

Yes o, I dey enjoy my current relationship well, well, this is the best ever.

Would you have preferred your girlfriend to keep her sexual past a secret or is it the fact she had more lovers than you that is upsetting you? Sexual jealousy is what most people go through when they hear about their partner's sexual past. Secrets can make or break a relationship and it will depend how emotionally strong you are. It's best not to keep secrets, secrets have a way of coming out.

If my man talk say, im dey masturbate, I go go buy am lubricant cream to make it easy for him.

I go eye am slowly up and down, and ask am na you be dis.

It's nice to be in the know 

Poor Randy, can't stand the heat in Nairaland, well let's hope Oga Seun get magic wand to make everyone be themselves.

I can cook but won't cook na my man dey do de cooking, he really enjoys doing it.

You never know, never say never.

Being NICE gets you no where its good to show no mercy.

Vex for wetin? you'll spend all your time bed hoppin, if you don't learn to commit. You will commit when you fall in love, cos love changes everythin.

Squanderin one's talent.

Sometimes wished I was so I can have all the attention.

Neither o, I'd rather help the old dears cross the road. The show is aimed at those who are extremely BORED.