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jazzyjazz:
Aand my father just passed

Never even got to know his grandson had been born

So sorry dear, i can imagine hw u feel. Tke heart. It is well.

CharmyBliz:
***Bursts in unannounced...
***looks around...
***smiles sheepishly...
***picks up mic...
***coughs...
***drum roll.
My GALLANT SOLDIER has made his grand entrance into our beautiful world...
He came in at 4pm yesterday , healthy and weighing 3.4kg via Elective induction ...
I'm all tired and stressed out, but sooooo in love...
So, help me thank God my people .
Will drop BS as soon as I can, let me get some rest...
Thanks to y'all wonderful ladies here for all the support, encouragement, prayers and advise... I can't begin to mention names... Y'all have a special space in my heart...
I LOVE YOU ALL... I mean it...
***blows everyone a thousand kisses...
***wishes the rest January mamas a supernatural and safe delivery...
***kneels in gratitude to God...
***drops mic...

Welcome our galant soldier n congrats teamy. I just came online sef to rant abt hw team jan has been silent dese few days... No ba . I thnk God 4 ur safe delivery. Kisses to baby.

Mzora:
@cappo sixx we're fine o....38 wks + now....my jajania hurts wella now. turning and getting out of bed is so painful...finally packing my hospital bags gradually...congrats to all my teamies that have given birth..jazzyjazz ur boy should be fine now...kisses to him..
Team January for supernatural birth..

Way to go teamy, tho ppl lyk me don pack, unpack, pack again, unpack, pack. Lol, its done sha thnk God for smooth deliveries in this team, God will mke it evn smoother 4 d rest of us.

Flodel:
@ cappo sixx present ooo d waddling no b here ooo itz as if i carry load 4 my jajina, was @ ANC today n i was told baby has engaged o itz anytym now. jazzyjazz howz Ilan doin?

Same here o, went 4 ANC yesterday n doc sed anytime from now. He did my first pelvic exam, OMG, dat shht is painful, culdnt evn cry or shout well, n to think this is just d beginning, Oluwa!

bulunton:
Birth Alert:great is God's faithfulness to me. After TTCING for 2years,my Own Ireayomide arrived to stay with me yesterday.BS to follow.
Cc:sixx.

Awwwwww, congrats teamy, thank God 4 safe delivery. Welcome Ireayomide, may God keep u n bless ur mummy n daddy. Is Ayomide a bobo or sisi, pls update us, will need dat info. Congrats once again

BeeBlossoms:
Lol, that NYSC chant actually made me smile.

Omo, the heaviness no be here o cappo, my dh just dey pity me and the belle no too big sef, although chairman inside an biggie.

Everybody, even at work, na so so "do plenty exercise" dem dey folo me yarn every time, even getting up from bed and driving to work is tiring enough, make them limme o.

So happy for our teamies that have dropped o, and I appreciate the BS plenty sef....Congratulobia... Jazzyjazz, how is Ilan this morning?

Delivery hair sha, abeg, I wee rock my relaxed hair, as salon no even hungry me to go since I took out my braids last week, plus mil advised I should try to be as them born me that day of delivery make the winches for their house no find something yo attach to... Kikikiki, that one just gimme justification for salon laziness.

Anyway, me and dh don set, but chairman still needs to bake and finish the duplex wey e dey build inside my belle while ruling it with an iron fist.... na only diaper I neffa buy, not made a brand decision yet, wanted yo settle with molfix, but sugah's review about it on newborn thread discouraged me, and I no wan do buggies, and the braps she upvoted, I no dey see am

Me too na so everybody wey see me dey ask, 'Madam u neva born? Pls be doing exercise oh' dem no evn knw sey baby still dey knot tie. It is well. Ur mil sounds like my mum, infact i chose kinky braids as my delivery hair because e resemble wool small...mbok, i not ready 4 dat her preaching. Hold on dear, it is well, we are almost there.

Jejeje jeje we dey go o,
Jejeeeee, we dey go o jeje

Jejeje jeje we dey go o
Jejeeeee, we dey go o jeje

Oskiwiwi, oskiwawa
Oskiwiwi, oskiwawa
Alaska wi wa wo, Alaska wi wa wo!!!
Team jan 4 supernatural borning!
Team January
Reply: Supernatural delivery
Painless delivery
Mamas giving bs in favour room!

Una good morning o. I salute all mamas on this thread. Atc mamas, this is ur year. Dont giv up, just hold on, team jan is clearing every obstacle, every impossibility n every mountain. It is raining babies in team jan, grab ur blessings now!

My teammates una don mke delivery hair? Mayb am d only one remaining o, chai, na 2moro i dey look 2 mke am sef, na just retouching i just do. Hmm Oluwa!

Thank you Lord for bringing us thus far. I know you will finish the good work you have started. Team jan, it shall be easy for the rest of us.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
Ported from December

Joyfulmoda, its a GIRL
Iamfruitful04
Mukhcech(jan daddy) 1st, its a BOY (ported from dec)
Mummytee no edd, its a GIRL (ported from dec)
Realsupermum, its a GIRL
Suzy no edd, its a GIRL (ported from dec)

Team January

Sixx 25th, its a BOY
Rukkington 27th, its a GIRL
ConvenantBabies 20th/26th/30th
Flodel 19th, its a BOY
Mzora 27th, its a BOY
Kemesty 7th, its a BOY
Dunni29 13th/15th, its a GIRL
Jazzyjazz 8th/14th/18th, its a BOY
Freshtestimony 2nd/6th/11th, its a BOY (ported to Dec)
Tinutunde 5th, its a BOY
Bulunton
Oomiyale 13th, its a BOY (ported to Dec)
Cheeketo 27th, its a GIRL
Nifeseun no edd, its a BOY (ported to Dec)
Atinuketuna1 1st/3rd/7th
BeeBlossoms 28th, its a BOY
Amypearl 1st/5th/7th, its a BOY
Marimaar
Ijelex 18th, its a BOY
CharmyBliz 16/18th, its a BOY
Joyurpreh 27th, its a GIRL and a GIRL
Juliao 23rd, its a GIRL (ported to Dec)
Rieme26 22nd, its a GIRL
Mamatweenz 1st, its a GIRL

Mama twins @Joyurpreh, hw far now? U don born? Update us nah, ur thought just came to me. Supernatural delivery 4 u.

Team jan, come talk as e dey do you o.
See u later mamas.

Mam Kemesty, luv ur bs, none shall cast their young in team january, honestly God give me that type of instinct n dicernment. Kisses to our lil prince n one smiley 4 u both. #Supernaturaldelivery

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realdentist:
ur bump looks small to me too o. But it's cute

Thanks luv, small bump n i feel lyk am dragging a whale God dey o

Dazzle86:
You look hot in your tank top.

Awwww! Thnks dear, i neva evn baff by dat tym o, so if i con baff nko?

nwarosa:
And this is my bump size at just 23 weeks. Jesus I dey your hand.

, U go fear nah.

nicoleswizzi:
Waow very huge but u sha get the body to carry am...lol...nice bump mama...

Lol thanks o, but many pple still say my bump is small. Na dem know sha.

Today is bumpy tuesday. Make i open show.
This is us today at 38 weeks.

Dunni29:
Yes It's ended in praise. Glory to God for He's given me the gift no man can give.
I delivered a boucing baby girl weighing 3.85kg on 9th January at 3.50pm at 39 weeks and 5days
Jazzyjazz your lo has a partner

BS
I woke up at 2am to pee and upon wiping I saw show. 1 st time after my first delivery that I would see it so I was extremely sure that that day won't pass me by
I went back to bed and mild contractions started. When the alarm rang at past 5am I made dh to help carry me up as usual though I didn't let him know that I was contracting so he won't panic
We got ready and set off for work. I had a early morning meeting to attend and I already set my contraction timer down while in the meeting, the intervals were like 10 -11 minutes
Afterwards it was back to work. I had prayed seriously for painless contractions and I got painless ones.....it was just that I was having uncomfortable tightness down below. Even at a point o i was dozing at my desk. Though being a veteran I couldn't recall when as in at what stage to get to the hospital. I had to consult Google search for that.......it said when contractions are 5mins apart and lasting for a minute. I was about 8min contractions interval
Around 12noon I went to the ladies to pee and there I lost more plug. Then dh called my line to check up on me. I told him at that point. He was unfortunately going to a meeting. I told him not to bother but to send the driver for me. I gave my line manager notice that I was going to the hospital. ...he couldn't believe it cos I was extremely calm.

The driver came for me and I asked him to take me home 1st to pick up my mum. I even changed my clothes and mixed cold ribena before leaving
At the hospital contractions were still more of tightening. I gave the receptionist my card and told her I was in labour so they quickly moved me to see the doctor for an examination
Lo and behold the doctor did the almighty VE and declared "she's 8cm dilated please contact the labour ward that a patient is on the way up" they didn't even check me into a room first.
I was dressed in the labor ward. ..removed all clothes and accessories and worn a hospital gown. By this time I was contracting like every 3min. The doctor came in and broke my membrane /water then all hell was let loose. Because I have a posterior placenta I felt serious pains in my back. The nurse had to start rubbing my back when the pain hits. At a time I asked for pain relief but it was too late cos I was almost delivering so they can not administer epidural. In my mind I was beating myself up that why did I have to be a superwoman that now I can't get the epi
I didn't even get the poopoo feeling I felt with my previous deliveries. ...all I felt this time was back breaking pressure on my vj and anu s. The nurse checked for the head descent and went to call the doctor. By the time they both arrived I was screaming and pushing. I pushed twice and my angel slipped out entire head and body. She was crying instantly and taken for check out and cleaning
Meanwhile I was given iv oxytocin to aid placenta delivery which came out less than a minute after. I had no tear at all and when I heard the nurse doing my baby's vital call out the weight I further gave God the glory cos she's my biggest so far at 3.85kg. To further aid contractions of the uterus 2tabs of cytotec was placed under my tongue and the doctor left me in the hands of the nurses for clean up
The time interval between when I got to the hospital and when I delivered was less than 1hour. The matron said that it was the fastest delivery she's seen
What helped me to prevent tearing I will say regular s e x, perineum massage and pelvic floor exercises
I pray for the remaining January mamas that you will also have supernatural delivery. ...painless contractions and easy smooth labour. None of us will cast our young.
#teamjanuaryforsharpsharpdelivery
#teamjanuaryforpainfreedelivery
#TEAMJANUARYFORSUPERNATURALDELIVERY
Cappo Sixx and other mamas may the Lord bless you and make the day arrive quickly .easy sailing in Jesus name Amen

Wooow! Dunni, congratulations, team jan no dey dissapoint. Strong women i must say, giving me bs in delivery room chop kiss and anoda one 4 u and sisi in our roll call. Thank God for safe delivery. And kisses to our surprise princess, may she be a source of constant joy to ur family. And amen to dat ur prayer.

jazzyjazz:
Cappo sixx, I don drop bs o!

Congrats to the new mamas that put to bed. 
Welcome back ma'am peggygy (not sure of the spelling)

Thank u all for the likes, shares and mentions. I felt all the love!

You mamas are the best!!!
May God bless you all

Lol, I can see that. Nice sharp sharp bs, luv d energy u still have. Baby Ilan is cute, kisses to him n one smiley for u n ur lil munchkin.

Team jan, Roll call will be soon cos we got lots of updates to do n 2morrow is bumpy tuesday, me am coming out to showcase o, pls lets all come out as this might be d last 4 many of us in this race. Sleep well.

peggygee:
Tanks to you all for the warm welcome. I'm sorry I can't start mentioning all the monikers.... I've missed this family like kilode. I thank you all, may God bless n keep your family for u in Jesus name Amen. And may the same God that gave me a new song after a teary September last yr.do same for all women in this forum and who are connected to any of us, who is trusting God for this kind of a testimony, do it for u all in Jesus name.
Its good to be back, and I'm.grateful to God. Abeg any of my ex teamies in 2nd missionary journey?

Welcome back Peggygee, it is really a beautiful testimony u have. God will make it a double for ur trouble, wish u h n h 9 months. happy bumping.

mamatweenz:
Birth alert!!! Birth alert

My princess arrived on the 7th thru VD weighing 3.3kg...God is so faithful still tryin adjust to waking up at night to feed, Kai even as boobi no dey run.

BS coming soon


#teamjanuary

Congrats teamy, God has finally done it. May ur lo bring u nothing but joy all ur days. Team jan for sharp sharp delivery. Me dey wait ur bs o.

mamatweenz:
Birth alert!!! Birth alert

My princess arrived on the 7th thru VD weighing 3.3kg...God is so faithful still tryin adjust to waking up at night to feed, Kai even as boobi no dey run.

BS coming soon


#teamjanuary

Wow! Congrats teamate, God has finally done it. May ur princess bring u nothing but happiness. Team jan for sharp sharp delivery. No 4get bs oo.

CovenantBabies:
Mama Ebony13, am still in shock ! The things that are impossible...they're the kind of things Baba can do.
Congrats Swty!

Jazzyjazz, congrats on the birth of ur lo. May he constantly be a blessing.

Congrats to my other teamies who have delivered. Your Lo's are blessed.

Sixx Sixx... r u ready
January mamas don dey born o... like play like play, its now real.
reality just dawned on me!

My dear, am almost in tears ryt now. I hv been emotional lyk ds for a while now, am so anxious. N to think sey na now i dey go mke my delivery hair, Oluwa!

mukhcech:
And God said be and it was. My wife gave birth to a bouncing baby boy today 08.01/2017 at about 5:20pm. He's name is Urwa--The firm, strong and upright one. To every woman or man reading this, may Almighty God grant u daughters and sons that will be the coolness of your eyes. aameen.

Birth story!!?? okay. I will ask bout her side of the story and do a narrative essay on it latest by Monday evening. lo be born buh em so tired now. goodnight all.

teamjanuaryforsupernaturaldelivery! It can only be God. Congrats our only daddy, may God keep n bless ur lo. You and madam must be so happy. Me i cant wait oooo, i just keep dreaming. It is well.

jazzyjazz:
Good afternoon mamas

Please follow me and thank God for a safe delivery of my handsome baby boy. The light of my life!

He was born at 8.44am, today the 9th of January 2017! And he weighs 3.7kg. I was given a tear for him to come out.

He swallowed some fluid when he was coming out so he's having difficulty breathing on his own. He's on oxygen and antibiotics now. As soon as he is stabilized, I'll send a pix.

His name is Ilan for short meaning we rejoice. Full name is Ilankinan meaning we rejoice in the Lord

I'll share bs as soon as I'm strong.

Cc sixx, beyedew, other sabi mamas

Pls I'll respond to mentions later. May God bless u all for putting us in prayers

Congrats mummy Jazzyjazz, our baby is here. God bless him and keep him. I lyk him style o, he really utilized all d food mama has been eating. Enjoy ur lo teamy.

nifeseun:
Thanks my cappo, but I did mention u at a post, with my EDD n baby gender n with other info, guess maybe u didn't get it or probably I didn't get ur moniker. U can check past mentions.. thanks

Honestly i didnt see it n u cud hv pointed my omission in one of our newsletters. The one up there has ur bb gender bt no edd. Sorry abt dat.

nifeseun:
I had to go look 4 this post my captain, oya tell me sorry.. hope u get it this time.

cc Sixx...

Lol . Ok, i see ur reply teamy, but i recall i didnt hv an answer 2 ur question. Chop kiss.

Safe delivery Jazzyjazz, looking forward 2 ur ba.

freshtestimony:
Here is my bs house

In all I give glory to the almighty cos it was discovered that there is a cord around my baby's neck and the more I push the more the cord tighten the baby neck. I'm alive, my baby is alive also, I ve every reason to be happy.

Chai, thank God for safe delivery my dear teamy n congrats once again. Thanks for the bs, one smiley 4 u and ur cutie.

Congrats once again @Nifeseun the devil will always remain a liar. Nice bs, one smiley 4 u n ur prince. Sorry u didnt get a reply 2 ur question at that time only by Dunni29 but I noticed u hardly even reply to ur roll calls either, its not fresh!. Thats not a reason 2 ignore a mama tho, but note that some dont hv answers or experience on wat u are going tru and sometimes some take out time 2 reply yet dias no acknowledgement of seeing the reply from the mama who asked, this is also not fresh! Even if its just roll call, someone takes out time 2 do it. Sorry 4 d long epistle, this is so others can also take note.

Dunni29:
Baby do quick ooooo your mummy is about to pack your entire wardrobe as hospital bag
On a serious note I also dreamt I had my baby over this weekend.....in this recession weekend baby??

Lol! You got me laffing at that first statement. Aint nothing wrong with recession baby o, prices are not looking back so d earlier baby comes d better jare

kemesty:
Glory be to the most high God. I have been delivered of a bouncing baby boy this morning.
His majesty made his grand entrance at 6am , the 6th of January at 39 weeks + 6 days via VD weighing 3.5kg .



God is indeed faithful. Let me rest .
Team January for supernatural delivery.
cc : cappo sixx

Congratulations my dear teammate, thank God 4 safe delivery. The way u spoke last time, i knew dat next will be ur Birth alert. Kisses to our prince. Team January dropping like its hot! Supernatural delivery everywere. Do gud 2 give us sharp sharp bs oooo.

Mam dharyor1234, dis your questions sef, u really prepared for dem. Anyway, i hv just answer for dat right leg pain. It happens to me too (still does), not just pain plus muscle pull too, infact 2day just in a flash, i screamed cos my muscle... Abi bone just went limp. Its part of the packageio enjoy bt just knw its an on n off thing. It will soon stop, sorry.

Juliao, thanks 4 sharing ur bs, (one smiley 4 u in our next newsletter! ). Thank God 4 putting satan to shame, pre-eclampsia has been swallowed up in victory, neva 2 resurface. Enjoy ur lo, kisses to her from all Team Jan.

mamatweenz:
My teamies how una dey, how is d waiting game coming....

Kai if dey told me ill still be waddling till today I no for gree ooo even as I bribe lo finish make she show for 38 weeks nyways I no dey vex. I don sing, dance, somersault ,tumble, run every every.

It is well teamy, lets just hang in dere, all i knw is Jan will nt pass me by.

jazzyjazz:
Cappo allow lo bake till 40weeks

lululuv:
Sabi mamas please help a sister oo. Cough wount let me sleep. Please what home remedy could clear my cough. Am in my 12-13th week.
Cc: realtalk19, titony1, missmalachi, eksbabe, jazzyjazz, sixx, iomoge2, favouredmum, giddyperson, Coldfeet. Team july please come for my rescue

This simply works 4 me, i just take 2 tablespoons of honey n dats it, its gone. Twice cough hit me ds pregnancy, twice i did that n it worked, almost instantly.

jazzyjazz:
The waiting game is the hardest part of pregnancy honestly! Sometimes sef the thing de make me cry. My doctor always says I should relax and not think about it. These days dh takes a walk with me every evening. D man de fear make labor no catch me for road. Lol

Can't even set up lo's crib yet cos of this harmatarn dust that is everywhere mehn. Dh will set it up b4 we bring baby home

Contractions be dealing with me like kilode. But God de. 
Make we de Sidon de look

And yes ori is bae mehn

It will all end in praise

Hey, are u in my house? Cant set up my own crib too because of d dust and we evn hv same plan of DH setting it up while am in hospital. I had to cover it with trampoline sef. We are almost there n av decided to have a prayer session just me n God...to let me born at 38 weeks! Dis tiredness needs God's intervention