₦airaland Forum

Power Rangers

Sensual:
*getting my mouth ready*
Quote me, and get d*ck cancer

I just did

Dumaknesset:
But I have been a debilitating spell to you and the throng of ipods. The name iPob ought to be corrupted, hence the corruption, you will never figure that out.

you will choke o

Dumaknesset:
These iPod's just don't think things through, they are brash, impulsive and plain silly.

You can't even spell

Dopeyomi:
I comment my reserve...

The first and the best indeed

Bad belle is allowed

9jakohai:
No offense to the students, but I suspect the hot plate ban is due to

1. They being potential fire hazards

2.To reduce the university's light bills.

To reduce the university's light bills.

Nne5:
Lol.
Sorry to disappoint you. I'm an independent young woman.

and you typed indifferent. I don't think so

Pidgin2:
When students know that they will fail any forth coming exam, they cause trouble so that such exams will be postponed until they have perfected their dubbing tactics in preparation for the exam

But some simpletons will still come here and lament "Which way Nigeria" smh

you shouldn't generalise

itsJude:
my presido , the great man , the hero of anti corruption

The man that makes the rich hide their stolen wealth

The man that is so diplomatic igbos are shouting biafra after 16 years of silence

The man that is respected worldwide

Unbribeable , intelligent , honest

A man of true integrity


I celebrate you boss

Recession never reach your side

FitnessDoctor:
you are too playful with her. over familiarity has reduced you to the point you are now..just improve on your dress sense. improve on your facials and start making friends with other ladies.. when she sees that other ladies want you then you will have a chance

Most sensible comment ever......

When will the trumpet sound

more

Saw this on StarTimes Yoruba Channel and I was oh my God! The translation is awful

Beremx:
I have watched a porn video of Afrocandy getting fuccked and i downloaded it through nairaland. Too bad you didn't watch it when it went viral.

I still have the video on my phone.

baaami.....abeg gimme the link

alex81:
pishure is directly proportional to quality advice. its a motivating factor that determines how best to leave d much detested zone.

keep your advice

Okoyiboz3:
Power may be transient but going by your post, your foolishness is eternal.




Sorry bro, the Avengers have been fully paid up by this government and won't lift a finger in defence of this thieving woman who did nothing for her people.




What is the meaning of presidence? Instead of you to give your phone to someone with an IQ higher than yours to type for you, you have just disgraced your entire lineage in one sentence.




Write a petition to the EFCC against Amaechi and see if they won't work on it. You don't sit inside a beer parlour where you have gone to solicit free beer and start asking foolish questions.

I can see a Sai Buharist here.

missmeek:
its obvious you like the good looking girls, the presentable one. am a girl so trust me on this. girls know how to package and hit a maga. you see them fine and you admire, next thing the want your money to look fine for another man to admire and that is how it goes. the fine geh u are seeing is another man's handwork. all this slay queens with no job or businesses depend on guys. I advice you step down a little on your preference or endure till u find a slay queen that is independent. cheers

Can I get to know you?

My 2 pence advise, you are probably too quick to cut to the chase, see her as a friend first (the kind you talk to on the phone) then gradually work your way up. P.S Don't get stuck in the friend zone

alex81:
pishure of d gal first.

Wetin you wan take the pishure do? she ain't ugly though

lexy2014:
na lie

Could be true? I have had such experiences, if she ain't into you she will devise means to let you go. Money could be a trick

jpphilips:
Because you are dumb

and you are dumber for that comment

tyson98:
Video shoot to his wack song!

Waiting for you to drop your own song

waledeji:
You guys were the crying that he was being humiliated because he speak the truth about the problem facing the North, now that the investigation is being dropped you guys are still crying again.... . What do you guys really want sef..



I tire for unaoo

The truth

BlackDBagba:
Could just be innocent. I for a fact have cleaned my glass like this before.
Quote me and fall !

oya show urself

geekybabe:
First u noticed hair trail. And u really had to talk.

Why do women like you just pass derogatory comments about other woman? Even if she is bleaching is it your bleach?

Is it your bleach? savage

Oildichotomy:
I don't see how this is any different of other Nigerian governors.
We always feel contented with mediocrity in any guise. Some even said we should celebrate a pedestrian bridge.

It is well

Baaami.... that one just weak me

obainojazz:
Not all part part of Nigeria..... I don't think Afonjas are beautiful..maybe thats why they bleach sha.

you are mad and you don't have who to tell you

If na IPOB's, the money don miss

sarrki:
Let me educate you a little

This is not romantic section

Having said that

Pmb as human have his shortcomings

The truth is a sick Pmb is far far better than stealing is not corruption master (Gej)

and his your life any better

and some mumu will shout 'Ambode is working'

Moneyyy:
Is Bornu state not part of Nigeria? Are human beings not living there?

Go and live there then