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Politics › Re: Govenor Umahi Sacks 464 Workers On May Day by SjMbula(m): 5:25pm On May 01, 2019

post=78016201:
Like SERIOUSLY?!
You commot fodd for them table and still want to invite them come chop for them send off party?
Who does that?
Why not just let them go and mourn in peace.

hahaha guy you make sense but funny

Romance › Re: Man Saw His Girlfriend With Another Man After Lying That She is Traveling Home. by SjMbula(m): 2:02pm On May 01, 2019

BLUEJAYY:
I shall never get the logic behind shagging just ONE person for a long time.

It's totally boring. I can't do it. We're all attracted to variety and are hardwired to like many different things. There's no point fighting against our natural instincts to be what we're not.

I mean it's not a crime to shag different people so why the restrictions?

The reason I'll never understand marriage or any closed relationship.

Osanobuwa! This ya profile pic nawaoo

Crime › Re: Drunk Naval Officer Urinates On His Body In Delta State (Photos, Video) by SjMbula(m): 12:18pm On May 01, 2019

Ebimor96:
Really? So the maker of the video clip is now wrong simply because he exposed one of the many quota system recruits in the Navy?

You're just so pathetic.

You always wish to cover up truths so as to continue portraying yourselves as who and what you are not.

Hypocritical fellow, hypocritical region, hypocritical religion.

Nonsense and APC.

another tribalist spotted! Bros high bp is real

Crime › Re: I Participated In Robbery Not Kidnapping – Undergraduate by SjMbula(m): 12:57pm On Apr 26, 2019

Ndi no refulendum no Biafula, Nnamdi Cownu our plophet and messiah

Crime › Re: I Participated In Robbery Not Kidnapping – Undergraduate by SjMbula(m): 12:54pm On Apr 26, 2019

Patrioticman007:
Migrant Criminals at work. From Enugu to Minna then Italy to USA. Very soon they will shout marginalization.
We know they are the cause of xenophobia in South Africa. Must you develop by force ?.

hahaha

Politics › Re: IGP Adamu Orders Reversal Of Shift Duty Structure In Police by SjMbula(m): 5:09pm On Apr 25, 2019

Hahaha funny you

Dottore:
Ekelebe

Politics › Re: IGP Adamu Orders Reversal Of Shift Duty Structure In Police by SjMbula(m): 5:07pm On Apr 25, 2019

Good development, next move remove their pockets, equip them properly, improve their salaries, give them good working and accommodating environments, train and retrain them, insurrance, good pension when retired, do this if any of them misbehaves should be beheaded

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Politics › Re: Gunshots To Rock Owerri, Imo For 5 Days — But There Is No Cause For Alarm by SjMbula(m): 1:23pm On Apr 25, 2019

Clear indication that they want to capture nama the cownu by all means

Foreign Affairs › Re: Adolf Hitler’s ‘Suicide Note’ To Be Sold At Auction For N32 Million by SjMbula(m): 12:31pm On Apr 25, 2019

Nnamdi kanu be brave for once na, only kpooo you took off like antelope after running ya mouth like canery

Foreign Affairs › Re: Adolf Hitler’s ‘Suicide Note’ To Be Sold At Auction For N32 Million by SjMbula(m): 12:25pm On Apr 25, 2019

helinues:
And what is the usefulness of the letter?

wallahi ask them oo

Crime › Re: Lady Abandoned With The Bills By Her Date, Creates A Scene After Being Held by SjMbula(m): 11:45am On Apr 25, 2019

Guy man don borrow leg

Romance › Re: Virginity Is The Best Wedding Gift Any Man Would Receive, Says Nigerian Man by SjMbula(m): 11:26am On Apr 25, 2019

No i want it open, wety and above all she should be flexible and knows how to twist her waist, raise her legs in 360 digrees and accompany it with sweet chorus (screaming), who virginity epp? I no wan make my preeq get wound.

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Culture › Re: Oduduwa Was Not Igbo Prince – Oluwo Of Iwo by SjMbula(m): 10:50am On Apr 25, 2019

I am not from either tribes but..... I am interested watching how snake gives birth to something that doesnt have tail

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Politics › Re: Chris Ngige: Doctors Are Free To Leave Nigeria, We Have Enough by SjMbula(m): 11:17am On Apr 24, 2019

boyfwend:
Doctors that ain't qualify to handle a successful surgery. Is that one DOCTOR?
GOOD Doctors are leaving this country and buhari havent said anything about it.

it is not every doctor that is a surgeon bro

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Celebrities › Re: Bambam Gets A Car From Her Fans On Her 30th Birthday by SjMbula(m): 4:05pm On Apr 23, 2019

KingSatan:

Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide In Bayelsa After Being Dumped By His Girlfriend. Graphic by SjMbula(m): 8:09pm On Apr 22, 2019

Roast in hell brother

Sports › Re: Warri Wolves Suspends Two Players For Bringing Prostitutes To Camp. by SjMbula(m): 7:23pm On Apr 22, 2019

Allow the guys to change oil jooor!

Celebrities › Re: Dija Treats Her Kids To Village Trips For Easter Holidays In Kaduna (Photos) by SjMbula(m): 1:59pm On Apr 21, 2019

LiveByNight:
Look at this hungry nonentity...she is far better than every woman in your family
Stop molesting your sisters so you can have sense
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HONESTLY

Celebrities › Re: Dija Treats Her Kids To Village Trips For Easter Holidays In Kaduna (Photos) by SjMbula(m): 1:51pm On Apr 21, 2019

OneCorner:
Talentless woman
don jazzy dumped her smelly toe toe after using her pants to renew his juju.
Now she’s a housegirl In kaduna

like Yoruba would say, brain tiku, brain yamutu in hausa, brain waranwu in Ibo, brain is inconclusively Onecornered

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Health › Re: Man Dies Two Hours After His Wedding In Plateau State - Pictures by SjMbula(m): 1:21pm On Apr 21, 2019

MrBrownJay1:
45yr old man marries 24yr old babe... and people wonder why he died?

dirty mind! Ojukwu was 45 when he married Bianca in her 20s then,did he die immediately after marrying her? NO! he died at his 7os, chill there bro.

Crime › Re: Four Suspected Boko Haram Members Arrested In Edo by SjMbula(m): 11:28am On Apr 21, 2019

Kodus to Nigerian Police Edo command but these guys aren't boko haram, how could bokoharam live their Republic of Sambisa forest and relocate to Edo? Or are on courtesy call to their uncle Osho-omo-ole?

Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye Places IG Account On Private After Attempting To Resurrect Member by SjMbula(m): 11:15am On Apr 21, 2019

He said "if God wills it" na him make WAEC dey vex with you people

Crime › Re: Youths Attacked Our Station - Rivers State Police On Alleged Killing Of Citizen by SjMbula(m): 4:42pm On Apr 20, 2019

So sad! I dont support police brutality but we civilians should check ourselves also, you know that this people are armed and mad so to speak but you went stroggling with them, who don die don die ooo, be wise. #saynotopolicebrutality

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Travel › Re: Nigerian man kicked out of the plane in UK for being to rude to the cabin crew by SjMbula(m): 12:18pm On Apr 20, 2019

ekensi01:
Is they a way I can change my country without traveling?

I'm tired of all this shi*

hahaha

Romance › Re: Ugandan Couple Arrested For Screaming During Sex, Land In Court (Photo) by SjMbula(m): 12:55pm On Apr 19, 2019

SmellySperm:
and my babe doesn't mk any noise making me feel like i don't hit it right

just rob aboniki balm on your preeq then penetrate her from rare, wallahi if she didnt confess her sins while screaming call me Buhar*

Romance › Re: Ugandan Couple Arrested For Screaming During Sex, Land In Court (Photo) by SjMbula(m): 12:49pm On Apr 19, 2019

KingLennon:
Yes you are not hitting it right. Try putting her legs on your shoulders and hitting it hard

He should just rob aboniki on your preeq and penetrate raw, if she didnt scream call me Buhar*

Crime › Re: Breaking: Inspector Dismissed For Killing, Declared Wanted by SjMbula(m): 10:05pm On Apr 18, 2019

kaen1317:
NCAN pls Ojo is from which tribe abeg?

yobe

Fashion › Re: The First 2 Women To Wear Shorts In Toronto, Canada In 1937 Caused Car Accident by SjMbula(m): 4:02pm On Apr 18, 2019

Pussay has been causing accidents since 1800

Fashion › Re: The First 2 Women To Wear Shorts In Toronto, Canada In 1937 Caused Car Accident by SjMbula(m): 3:56pm On Apr 18, 2019

So oyinbo konjinus date back since 1900?

Politics › Re: Bill Gates And President Buhari Speak On The Phone by SjMbula(m): 3:01pm On Apr 18, 2019

sukerefakere:
Who is the interpreter

them use Fulani tok

Politics › Re: Bill Gates And President Buhari Speak On The Phone by SjMbula(m): 2:59pm On Apr 18, 2019

For their mind na great achievement be dat

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