₦airaland Forum

fecosequence:
d gods u ar jamina...iam iam amino acid remenet AB sequence du lake

Bembestic my nwannemus....u r so much made via imo/abia emusphere in pantinkola...karid u r!!!!

I think it should be btw u and ur wife to be bro...

@op....it is written in de book of bookosis, psalm 92 vs 12 dat the righteous will flourish like a "palm tree".....
....let me correct this misconception, Kegite klub is a socio-cultural klub dat unites all and sundry regardless of our religion/ethnic differences.... thus it's former motto "the basis of African unity and world peace,is PALMWINE"...and also its current motto "unity in diversity"....

....4many are called but only a few are chosen
....and out of de few dat r chosen by dia fingers and kariability, u shall know dem...
.....turupepe-turupepe, de head of agbalagba is not meant for child's play...

-Walk lasidiosly and minus stumble...Dayz!!!

Kai naija!!! Una sef sabi over do tins sha...

Twaci:
Kindly vote me for Miss. Nairaland 2015. Thanks .

Hmmmmm so na u be Twaci wey @naijaboiy no wan gree person hear word....u fine sha...ah fit vote u

sweetorgasm:
I was surfing a porn website and i was shocked and my heart skipped when i saw a particular nairaland lady's pic on the website. "chai the guy that did that is heartless but then again its the ladies fault. "just imagine if her fiance or boyfriend, dad, mom or enemy stumbled upon that her photo on the site, then the disgrace would have been too great to bear all in the name of impressing people in nairaland. "now the porn site that i saw this lady's photo is http//www.naijauncut.com, "scroll down down to the pics of a lady with a baad(skin cut) head and click open and then another page will open and you will see a particular romanceland sexy photoe there. U will even see many known nairaland ladies there with their sexy photoes. "what a shame and a disgrace, on a porn site. "cc:lalasticlala, ishilove, seun, do ur jobs so it will serve as a warning to the rest ladies.

A clear conscience fears no accusation....if de hediots photoshops dem nakked it means noting cos it's actually not dem...

*modified*
Can u guys believe OP is actually de hediot ah was referring to? Trying to draw traffic to ur strafing site abi....
Ah swear if Sango miss u,Ogun no go miss u, if e miss u, Amadioha go surely strike u down...ah sweaar....Okpo!!!

Market wey be say if u dey inside rain de fall for outside u no go know....market wey be say if ah enter frm ahmadu Bello way ah go lost for inside only to burst out for dilimi road....lol
But na burn de market bin burn dat year ooOoo....kai, God go punish pple way do dat tin

illiad:
I hate it when some of you who don't know your left from your right wants to talk tripe and begin it with 'I am Igbo'

Where were you when all those yoruba wannabes take it upon their miserable selves to talk negatively on anything Igbo, using cloned identities to disguise themselves from being discovered as Yorubbish?

I see you have ulterior motive creating this thread...this is most definitely a latent e-fight against the yoruba pips...
Grow up bro and focus on your urhobo / Igbo ish....Nwanne, don't derail ur very own thread biko...

PDPmamapiss:
Im SURE U DONT KNOW ENUGU BUT YOU KNOW LAGOS..... when u were coming to lagos from ebonyi state, why didn't you stop and settle in Enugu because Chime is working.

Okpo!!!...ah live and work in Enugu. Stop talking abt what u don't know....mbechin'mbe....inshort Nkita la cha gi onu...

PDPmamapiss:
so Enugu citizens are enjoying more than Nigerians?
is Enugu most developed city in Nigeria? despite being one of the oldest cities in Nigeria history...

finally, how many Biafrans like to relocate to Enugu instead of usual Lagos, Benin, Asaba, Abuja, Ibadan, PH,Warri,kano, kaduna etc?...............

Stop commenting on topics you know noting about ok

omokab:
Please I will like the federal civil servant in the house to make a contribution on a reason why federal government could not to pay its workers.I tried to make en queries by calling different MDAs and I realize that the situation is the same.It is annoyed that both the federal and most of the state civil servant could not enjoy our celebration day.

The thing taya me sef so ah searched papers...
Here is what NOI said on 30th April 2015 Thisday News paper while addressing oil marketers issue : "On the delay in paying salaries of federal civil servants, she assured Nigerians that workers would get payment alerts by today.
“As I speak, salaries are being paid, so between today and tomorrow, they will get their alerts. So there’s no problem,” she said".

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/okonjo-iweala-fg-to-pay-oil-marketers-n156bn-subsidy-claims/208153/

tonychristopher:
Kedu

Udo!

tonychristopher:
So you think you made sense ...did they say they ain't igbo

Ewu lokoja

Ofeke one Nigeria

Guess u missed the part ah said #my2kobo....gd morning bro

illiad:
My Urhobo Neighbor Is Threatening His Agbor Wife, Because She Insisted She Is Igbo!

It was workers day and everyone was at home. So the men gathered and ordered for drinks and we all sit and drank and joked and argued and played, ordering drinks one after the other. Then along the line came the argument of identity and I ask my neighbor which is his tribe. At first he was reluctant not being bold enough to represent his tribe. So I told him proudly that I am Igbo from one of the south eastern states. That was when he summoned courage to say he was Urhobo.

I said Ok and asked him where the Urhobos migrated from. He could not answer. So I told him that the Urhobo are from the bini kingdom, that they are probably a part of slaves who escaped from bini kingdom. He said the binis actually came out of Urhobo. I insisted that binis have even a deeper historic existence than the Urhobo who have no known history at all. That it is not possible for the bini kingdom to have emanated from the urhobo people with such a historic background while the Urhobos have no know recorded history.

Later the argument moved to niger delta. And I told him that half of niger delta is Igbo. He said his wife is Agbor and Niger delta but not Igbo.

So I told him to call his wife. That if his wife could come out here where I am seated and say to my hearing that she is not an Igbo woman I would wash my hands off the argument and wish her well in her new found identity.

He brought out his phone and started calling his wife. Though his apartment was only a few yards from where we were seated. Meaning he could just have called out the wife from where we were seated.


After calling for a while and the wife didn't come out we continued on other arguments until suddenly the wife
came out. Then I asked the man to be the one to ask his wife the Question. So confidently he ask his wife saying 'Are you Igbo?' And the wife responded "Before nko? I be Urhobo? Abi i be huasa? I am Igbo. Which kind question you dey ask me?" The man was visibly angry, so he stood up and called the wife aside and begin to ask her again and the woman was rather pissed-off because she kept saying to the husband "Shey you no know say I be Igbo before? Are you saying I should deny where I come from?"

Before you know o, this Urhobo man begin to threaten the wife. The woman just dey look the man in utter dismay. I was so pissed off. And I told the guy that he is an illiterate because I don't see why he would want his wife to deny her ancestry.

My Brother I just felt sorry for the wife.
I told the guy that it is not his fault
maybe them dash am the woman so im no know her value. I tell am say them never born am well make e come south east come marry woman come dey treat am like that. In fact I even tell the guy say no be im type they marry Igbo woman. I kept asking him why he didn't marry urhobo woman.

Every Nigerian wants to marry an Igbo woman, as if that's not enough this SOBO man want to convert an Igbo woman to Sobo.
Men these Sobo people are really
pathetic.

Pls we Igbos should do something to keep our brothers and sisters across the niger together before SOBOS & Itshekiri rewrite their history.


Please I want everyone from Agbor to come up here and declare his or her ancestry.

Please Yoruba wannabes should keep off with their cloned identities.

Though am Igbo but I honestly hate your last statement. Are you trying to spark off an e-fight btw the yorubas and Igbo Not good bro....
As per your post the husband is very immature to have to humiliate the wife in public. The Agbor pips are those referred to as bendel-Igbo in the past and delta-Igbo of recent.If they say they are or they are not Igbo let them be. So long as say dem gree say dem be "9JA", e don do me hoha!!!
#my2cents....#proudly9ja!!!

Blebleswag:
@op, and who told u the urhobos are slaves who migrated frm bini kingdom? U must b very stupid for saying dat.
And who told u every man wants to marry igbo girls? Who marries igbo girls nowadays? Most of dem re gettin older by d day without suitors to pay their brideprice cos of d expensive demand. Their parents nw dash dem out for free. MitchewwwWww......

U well??

temitemi1:
Go to where you do pay ur bill!

SuperSuave:
You better goto their office and retrieve your cable then Get an electrician to reconnect you

Yeah,u guys r ryt....op stop waiting, go to where you pay your bills with your receipt of last payment to show you not owing them.Demand for your cable and go fix your light.If you keep waiting for them to come over,I swear you go old oOooo....dats 9ja for you!!!

#Fanaticism...

falconey:
traditionally you don carry belle.

When last were you serviced? How many rounds?

On a serious note , if medically you are OK go for spiritual check up.

Seconded!!!

Good to know...

GodMode:
Didn't you read that his been in the business for years and it still looks like sh:it..

The OP is not ambitious enough

Seriously u are no where near "Godmode".....
Aragbachiegi'nti there!!!

rheether:
so am not a fine girl? GO DIE.

Black pweety....yes black is pweetiful

xxxoladevoxxx:
no its CloseUp!

CountDracula:
But its just a toothpaste!

Dafuq....its a facking closeup toothpaste!!!

Catered4:
Hello sir,
My trip to the south south and south east starts next week. I will definitely inform the whole house when I get to each states. Please keep in touch.
Thank you.

Am hanging on....*thumbzup*

Catered4:
Hello sir.

Good to know you stay in enugu. I'm not selling anything there, I have a meeting there.

Hi
U re such a blessing...pls when exactly are u coming to Enugu?Will you be staying long? Am based in Enugu...a fed civil servant/business man.Would love to see u in camera(if you won't mind)...u jst ignited a passion for agro-product biz in me...love to partner
Pls do reply
Thanks

Qmab:
Well, in that case, I suggest you read up on temporary ED and probably see a doctor if it persists more often.

Thanks anyway...but since it occurs with just one girl I guess it's more diabolical than a medical ish.

Qmab:
When i said excited or anxious, I meant that since you said you were good friends with the girl, do you get too excited about her? Is your reaction about the prospect of sex with her differ from that of other girls? Or is it the same?

Not different...same reaction with other girls...I don't get too excited when it comes to her case

RomanZeus:
OP count yourself lucky
Cause that's the sign of MAGUN
You better run for your life
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- I believe there's something your dickk isn't telling u

Magun Like Jazz abi?? My Benin friend said something like that oOooo

habeebcole:
ask ur d1ck nw....it has it reason

I wish say the guy fit talk wetin e dey see each time he comes close to inserting cos it's very scary how he goes lame...

Qmab:
OP, does this occur with other girls you've tried to had sex with? If not, think perhaps it's a case of nerves. Like do you get too excited or too anxious where the girl in question is concerned? I mean when you want to make love?

Like seriously I have never experienced such with any girl since I became sexually active...as for being too excited or anxious its a NO cos am not in anyway sex-starved...am always normal when we about to make out