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Minyl OP... KD should be replaced with Jtown....you can't compare Jos and Kaduna when it comes to music...so pls replace ASAP....

#my2cents...

U go fear innovation naaaa...

Who dem help

Lol...remain new bro...no find trouble ooOoo...unless u wan fight e-warriors

This hello tin sha....small small the tin go enter anoda tin....mek una jst de watch....trust my 9ja pple....

bustykasa:
Mtchewww

Maka "y" naaaaaaa ?

Way back then....

goodfornothing:
I'm not trying to defend guys too, but what would it cost a girl to say no condom, no sex?

Bro e no easy like dat oOoo and you are forgetting that they are they weaker sex....if every other guy vows to always have sex with a condom then we'll jointly be putting these abortion doctors out of business and reducing the risk on our ladies

FTBOY:
the guys and the bitches share the blame.........but on a more serious note, girls of nowadays are nothing to write home about

I beg to differ...when you talk about girls of nowadays, it depends on the kind of girls you roll with...are you now saying that bachelors of nowadays can never find any decent girl to marry?

NL is made up of intelligent folks from both gender but if am to make a pick, I will chose from the female folks....why Intelligent ladies keep me on my toes. I kinda learn more when am on a project with an intelligent girl than an intelligent guy.

goodfornothing:
It is men that get them pregnant. I'm just alarmed that the situation is getting worse and worse. They wear high heels, go out and fvck useless men who would later dump them. Then impose their wasted lives on innocent young men!

Guy relax joOoor...not like am trynna defend them female folks but you are over painting them "black"...how abt all those useless boys that cannot buy #50 condom so as to prevent these gals from going under the knife

Teempakguy:
I like how the op is completely honest. he admits that his sisters are not exempted. i respect someone who can reveal this sort of this.

i can't make fun you, bro.

but wait, the remaining ten percent amounts to a lot of people nah.

Bro the fact that his "sisters" have done abortion (na him talk am oOoo) does not justify that 90% abeggg...

Dis op no get joy at all...u go fear survey naaa

Publicity stunt joOoor....

If only you will calm down a little...your blood the hot...

Brb...

MrCork:
...son. ...when u hav the kinda moiney I hav..u will under stand. ....but until then..keep dreamin! ! (No ofeense)

Jst negodi onukwu nka....offensively broke cork

MrsPhyno:
OP what's your point

Madam Eze nnu nu...kindly go back and re-read again.... maybe you'll get my point

obizzy:
RUBBISH

I don't know who my future wife is gon be,I don't know who she's probably dating now or what she's doing right now.I just want to use this medium to beg that guy she's doing boyfren and girlfren with,abeg treat her with care,she's my property.Even when she says "faster,faster.more.more" please I beg rebuff what she's saying and don't go faster,don't open everything please I'm pleading.


Yours sincerely
Concerned future hubby.

Lol this guy funny...but then even if them open everything just buy alum for her e go reverse

dkachi007:
Dude it is vice versa some girls come into our lives to make us better bf and indeed better husbands when we eventually settle down to marriage

Hmmmm well to an extent u "might" be correct sha...

MrCork:
..bro r u a woman loookin for man? (No ofeense)

Lol wetin de worry dis one

My opinion though based on the pics....#whatyathink?

holyFRED:
You no know?


Why you think say them dey tell guys say 'you want to use and dumb me abi'
No be only property them dey use and dump?

guy u wicked gan!!! Hehehehe

Favparis:
what a waste of 5mb

you see why I said "bitter truth"

missKiffy:
Why for another man nah, why not for himself

I guess natural occurrence things sha

holyFRED:
True talk broda.



Them don't know we just try to improve their market price

Lol...market price ke...dem be commodity ni...hehehe

#whatyasay

porozhniy:
where is the space provided for witnesses?

Witnesses Lol...dat one na live bf naaa

Anyss:
Hehehehe. Lwkmd. So u wan tell me say wen una two blood dey hot una go remember d form?

Hehehe dat document serious ooOoo

Come across this piece and want to share with u and see ur opinion,

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include rape , there is now an agreement to be signed before "action". Please print a copy which can be used in the court of law.

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX...

I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with_______________________(hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certifies the following :

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic. N(s).

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am
in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare
in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD

(B-) I become pregnant

(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED

ON________ (DAY) OF_____ (MONTH) _______ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

________________________________
Signature of Screwee

Come across this piece and want to share with u and see ur opinion,AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include rape , there is now an agreement to be signed before "action". Please print a copy which can be used in the court of law.

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX...

I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with_______________________(hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certifies the following :

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic. N(s).

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am
in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare
in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD

(B-) I become pregnant

(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED

ON________ (DAY) OF_____ (MONTH) _______ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

________________________________
Signature of Screwee

Lol...she (yes!!! Nobody is a "she" in her early 30s born in August ) used to be "nchewi" b4 she changed to "2seXy1" then "Nobody" which she actually is at the moment. What baffles me is how she got to change her moniker twice. That been said, Nobody is one NLder that is well grounded in every issue. She is super intelligent, she kinda knows her onion in every ish she engages in, she argues intelligently and with facts...she is one NLder I would love to meet in person but then she is NOBODY

It's actually getting stronger I must say...see the mammoth crowd that jst passed Obiagu now heading to Zik Avenue...I duff my hat and off my shoes for Ipob's determination and coordination, maintaining a peaceful protest. I pray Biafra happens through a referendum and not through war.