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Late last year I experienced temporal impotence while trying to make love to a girl (not a pick-and drop kinda girl,we've been friends for somtime before one thing lead to another).On three occasions I've tried to make love to her but my *very hard dickk* falls flat the moment it touches her pusssy and no amount of romance wakes it up....I know am not impotent because in between those three occasions I slept with two different girls and everything went down well....
...last week she came around and same thing happened.Now am afraid, is this normal or could this be *mammy water things*

Ephemmm:
A lizard that jumps from high iroko tree said it will praise itself if nobody does: a dog that went six months without sex deserves commendation, honestly

A dog?....da was hard bro Haba!!!

Op me no see any romance for here naaaa *sadface*

In my own case it's reversed...I was de teacher and they were de students....if u serve in a *FGGC* any wea in 9ja, u go nid more dan prayers to hold body....

...and yes,we hold body finally!!!

Fucktardsss...see dat one square head...smh

nniero:
U knw I av jst been tryin 2 respect u b4 now,bt it seems u dnt even respect yourself! Besides,who invited u 2 make comments here,if u are having a bad day,pls transfer aggression somewhere else and let pple av fun jare..if u dnt av something else tangible 2 do,abeg pack well or comot ur vehicle. Pchew!!!

Free dis jew mk we focus....
Ah no want mk dis thread vamoose ooOoooo

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Ewu can beer. [/color]

Lol...u don join be dat ooOoo

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Fvck off and stay on your fvcking lane. . . [/color]

Nnannne ara agba na gi Ooooo

Blackett:
[color=#150000]This is the romance section, dumbass. [/color]

Omo dress mk we observe beta pple

Lol...av always thought of doing dis topic...tho I love de general broken English slangs beta..."guy dress"..."free me"...."u don chow"..."wetin de work you"....*u de high me"...
Lol
*ah go like tidy dat chikala*
*dat bros chop winch*
*u no get liver*



Last bullet: op *don enter my eye*....and me go like * chuckam* ah swear....lol

Hmmmm...dis kain prison no be here ooOooo....

Sounds good i.e if those words can actually grow into actions...

Way to go....if u will surely keep to your words,then I sure see a neo-naija with you...
...#bewareofbadeggs...#Godisyourstrength

Can't see any link oOoo

Wld seriously luv to hear wat u gat....#waitin

Boland:
Woow! I was referring to your write up, and you are acting funny... Guess you weren't the one that composed the write up...

Was wondering too wen he asked if u knew him in person...plagiarism of de highest order....free dah guy na 4uck de worry am buh him no no hw to talk am

Dis gist geh k-leg sha...mk men no flex again

Lol na to de smoke weeed de enter de bus jejely na him sure pass...

Chio!!! Ah don suffer...wetin carry me com here





Like some guy would say...dis thread is as useless as the "ay" in "okay"...

Outright rubbish..."u miss HIV..u miss unwanted pregnancy...u miss std...bla bla bla" condomm don finish for market...go get ur sef laid nigggaa and stop sounding like one pathetic sexx-starved bloke...

Vewee funny...tho stale...

Blackett:
You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay". . . _Idiot!

Seriously dat "ay" in "okay" is so useless lol

De guy dull...him no involve men wey mata wen e de run him package...

yahx:
I se no reason for a guy to engage a lady with a ring on her for more than six month without marrying her!it is better if She either run away because she is under a bondage* she better move on ! Or remain in his. Cage till she wax old#

Lol...some guys tho

wise7:
what does the bible actually say about alcohol (even if its 1percent), a pastor actually said there is not bad about it,but it becomes a sin if it is consumed in excess and you can't control yourself. I asked few friends and some said its a sin no matter the quantity that is consumed.

u don forget wetin happen wen Jesus baba and him nigggers storm dat wedding for Cana Na waa for u ooOooOoo

EDhims:
wen u r sick with being single

ah de feel u bro...ah swear dis ur pic jst made my evening...can't stop laffin