₦airaland Forum

Oma307:
Nigerians and busy meat, they can exchange their life for busy meat, which makes me remember Esau and porridge

No this one is not busy meat, it's idle meat.

ct2:
why don't u get a better frying pan ,it look like frying pan from sambisa

She ooooo! Does the scrappy look prevent it from frying meat?

The new one has better quality abeg.

Is this really a bike or a tricycle? Methinks it's the latter as it has 3 wheels. Let him buy a bike first.

Why not go with him to Ogwugwu ulasi Okija, swear an oath to Ogbakiri that you know nothing about the said pair of jeans. That will surely clear his doubts.

MizMyColi:
Even if he doesn't want to believe, it is only normal to be somewhat scared, especially if you grew up in a setting like Nigeria where men of God are ascribed more powers than God himself.

There is power in the tongue.
Life and death have their HQs there.

If you believe some bible stories, you will see where a prophet who has no lineage with an individual lays some blessings or curse and they come to pass.

Now we do not know what kind of spirit rules that prophet....
But this singular act that Funke's husband has done nullifies whatever negative report he has pronounced in their home.

JJC has just exercised his authority as the spiritual head of his family.
And so shall it be!!!

Funke Akindele, during the period of pregnancy, your movies were a source of laughter, especially when pregnancy hormones kicked in and I became angry.

You made me laugh a lot and I remember you with fondness.

I pray for you...
I don't care what negative powers and beings have said about you and your womb. I don't care the number of people who have called child birth and rearing an impossible mission for you. Hear me today. JJC will impregnate you...once, twice, thrice and more, and you shall carry all your babies to term. May your home be filled with laughter and joy. May every woman who is looking for issues be blessed abundantly with them.

I cover this declaration with the blood of Jesus.
It is well with all intending mothers. Amen.

Amin o. So shall it be.



Btw, never knew you don born pikin.

doskie:
i saw that writeup too. I just dodged it. Abeg! I already had a stressful day. I'm sure he has something interesting to say. But then, this is the reward for those who kept jumping out from the class window and complaining of a boring English teacher. Instead of listening to her lecture they will be looking at her buttocks shape. Nonsense.

I tell you.

jaelz:
nahwah shey nah me notice am abi nah werin but why be say as them kill them their clothes no commot cause nah only for naija wey police or soldier once they kill criminal abi boko haram their shirt and sometimes trousers dey always commot, just still remembering when they almost killed me cause mumsy say make i go buy kerosine and them see me with the gallon say i be blackmarketer for petrol nah God save me that day things like this and them killing drivers over 20 box bribe always makes me not to want to ever pity them in terms o calamity but who am i huh when God don to forgive me pray may their souls rest in peace and may the criminal be brought to book

This your English is simply god-awful! I had a splitting headache reading your submission. I don't know if this is pidgin or broken or English. So incoherent.

I bet you're still in primary school.

henrydadon:
when the white still call the shots..

i wish we never pressed for democracy..

colonisation is still the best thing to ever happen to us..

now we are left with clueless leader who are bent on seeing this country perish

You're just like the ancient Israelites who upon remembering the few morsel of dry meat they ate in Egypt begged Moses to send them back to continue wallowing in slavery.

No matter the condition today, colonialism can never be a desirable option for Nigeria.

Mama Yewande sabi say Yewande na ole.

naptu2:
Peacock's International Guitar Band

Wow, thanks. That song is a classic.

joedams:
This just brought back major memories. Where is Zaccheus (Zakewu...in Jegede's voice) and Natti?

The theme song then went like...eli ban San bio bio (3ce), nkun koma no me die, bia oo bio!

It's actually, Eddie Kwansa bia o bia, Eddie Kwansa bia o bia, Eddie Kwansa bia o bia, izu ka mma na nne ji o, bia o bia.

It's an Igbo language song, forgotten the artist's name. I used to sing exactly the way you wrote it here till I grew up and understood.

Good old days!

Good for him.

So her daughter's surname na Chinda ? Which means she doesn't know her dad. Monalisa had her in her parents' house. Chai!

chocolateme:
Skelewu.. I am very sorry for you. Wwtin the damn bird do me? So if na u, by now u don scatter all of their nests wey full our compound chop them finish..

Leave am for me like that, they beautified our residence for us.

Hehehe, You're waiting for it to do you something before you chop am? The chicken wey you dey chop, wetin im do you?

For this kind recession you allowed a God sent meat to fly away? I'm sure recession never hol you. I go come your house come dey chop as recession never reach your side.

Hehehe, this op is a blady liar. How does did the bird end up dead in the pot? Don't tell me it drowned in the stew cos that's not possible, the body is not submerged in the stew.

chocolateme:
the truth is that there is nothing unusual about what happened not even the slightest.
Its a normal thing. Sometimes, these birds play roughly with each other that they fly and hit the wall or twist among themselves in the air and accidentally falls.

It happens all the time in our residence, floweres everywhere, sometines you wake up to see two or three of them trapped inside our sitting room flying up and down looking for exit. On one occasion, one mighty one fell inside a basin of water I was using to wash clothes smh..I just brought it out, dropped it where sun will be reaching it while washing and observing it. Like 46 minutes later, the mumu fly commot.

So Op, don't worry its normal.

Chai, sweetie you didn't think of making a roast meat out of the dang bird?

Ginaz:
I've never gone to a club, would do in the nearest future with my hubby when I get married so I know what it's like.

Baby, you're too fine. I want to wife you.

Both are ugly, especially the lady. Their kids will be

That nose is something else. Looks like porcelain nose.
Michael Jackson's kinda nose readily comes to mind.

Really gruesome.

Na her pusssy dey suffer am.

Zahra will ride Mr Indimi reverse cowgirl tonight till dawn. It'll be a night of intense fucking, moanings and orgasming.

I envy that Indimi dude, lucky bastard. His dick will be subjected to immense pleasure.

suzan404:
You mean tantalizer

I swear! The sight of that chest dey do me jigi jigi for body.

suzan404:
That's an Umbrella Handle......some people just like spreading fake news around

I love the chest of that babe in your profile. Chai! So tantalizing!

Jaynom:
Not all Northerners are Hausa. I'm 150% from Kaduna but I'm not Hausa. Sorry, I had to bring this up because of stereotyping and misconceptions. Cheers

Like seriously? wow! I thought y'all in Kaduna are Hausas. Thanks for the info.

I love you mamagee3!

petecoolboy:
@Skelewu, am not sure you read the article carefully because it never in any way infer that the 91% are only Nigerian kids, endeavor to read the part I pasted below and you will get the message:

HIV/AIDS remains a global health problem with over 30 million lives lost, a global prevalence of 37 million, and annual incidence of 2.1 million. Although on a steady decline, the burden is highest in sub-Saharan Africa where 70% of people living with HIV lives; 66% of new infections occur; and 91% of children living with HIV are.

That part of the article states that 91 percent of all the kids who have HIV are in Sub-Saharan Africa. That is totally opposite of the title you posted there.

That 91 percent of all the kids who have HIV live in Sub-Saharan Africa does not in any sense imply that 91 percent of kids all over the world are HIV positive, but that is exactly what your title says. Please endeavor to read and understand an article before posting.

Op, I have reason to believe you are a stark illiterate. Do you even know the meaning of the 91 percent and the 99 percent figures you are bandying around?

You're effectively saying that all kids in Nigeria are HIV positive. That's an idiotic conclusion not based on facts.

DanPel:
My Aunt wanted to introduce me to dis sh*t last wk,bt as she was talkin to me abt it,i purposely dont listen,she knew me 4dat,dat once u talk to me and i am less affected,i dnt care.
MMM,BETTING or anyother money doubling scheme is really bad. Let your normal income okay you.

Let your normal money 'okay' you? That's what makes people remain in penury for life. Lack of ambition and drive.

Slaving for a company for life and depending on the measly paycheck that comes at the end of the month, not wanting to take risks that could set them on the path to financial freedom. What a pathetic life.

Na only dis kind robes these Hausa people dey wear sef. I hate it.