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Sports / Re: Man Utd Offered Two Juventus Players Plus Cash For Lukaku Transfer (sun) by Skelewu: 6:42pm On Jul 30, 2019
Dizzyrascal:
even if Juventus is only swapping Dybala for lukaku, I still believe it would be a good deal. And @obembet I have posted my real picture on my profile as you requested yesterday. More pics are still available, all you need do is ask

shocked shocked

O boy you worwor o!
Crime / Re: Kidnapped Lady, Gbemisola Alabi, Found by Skelewu: 5:59pm On Jul 30, 2019
Good news. Hope the kidnappers didn't do anything to the fine lady.

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Crime / Re: Oro Worshippers Invade Mosque In Ogun, Attack Imam, Congregation by Skelewu: 11:12am On Jul 30, 2019
Religious intolerance.

If the adherents of the 'religion of peace' decide now to carry out a reprisal attack, it'll sure be bloody.

Thankfully, Yoruba Muslims are not as violent as their Hausa counterparts.

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Science/Technology / Re: Whales Caught In USA And Nigeria: The Difference (Photos) by Skelewu: 11:10am On Jul 30, 2019
Flier:
And whale meat can be very sweet
I couldn’t believe it was whale the last time I ate it,it was nothing like fish
It was like a goat meat or bull



Yea, cos a whale is a mammal not a fish.
Celebrities / Re: Davido And Chioma Spotted Together After A Long Time by Skelewu: 9:50am On Jul 29, 2019
Those full lips don suck Davido dick tire.

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels And Husband, Ned Nwoko In Bedroom (Photos) by Skelewu: 9:49am On Jul 29, 2019
Wiseandtrue:

You will be amazed at the level of understanding these matured men display!!!

Yet to come across ladies who doesn't like to be pampered!!!

The man go pamper am die!!! grin grin grin grin grin


Speaking from experience.

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Crime / Re: Two Slay Queens Fight, One Strips The Other Unclad, Tears Her Clothe (photos) by Skelewu: 9:46am On Jul 29, 2019
Slay hoes fighting over a dick.

Politics / Re: Nigeria And Germany Sign The 11,000mw Roadmap Deal To Improve Electricity - APC by Skelewu: 6:34pm On Jul 28, 2019
Let them implement it o, not just signing o.

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Sports / Re: Photo From Henry Onyekuru And Esty Wedding by Skelewu: 8:38am On Jul 28, 2019
EzeIgboNwaChukwu:
speaking from experience?
cos it's an Edo girl that I'm betrothed to oh

Yes o and from that of close relatives.

I'm not trying to generalize tho, but Edo women are known to be fetish and to dominate their husbands. The husband will not have a voice in the family and totally henpecked.Etc

There are very good Edo woman tho. I hope the one you are betrothed to is one of them. I wish you the best of luck.
Sports / Re: Photo From Henry Onyekuru And Esty Wedding by Skelewu: 10:49pm On Jul 27, 2019
EzeIgboNwaChukwu:
are u serious?
so is it bad to marry an Edo woman?

I'm telling you it's seriously precarious.
Sports / Re: Photo From Henry Onyekuru And Esty Wedding by Skelewu: 4:07pm On Jul 27, 2019
shocked


Na Edo woman im go marry?!

Choi! Wahala dey o.

Serious gbege! Marrying an Edo woman have put the nigga in a very dicey and precarious situation.

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Romance / Re: Side Chick Destroys Boyfriend's Properties And House Infront Of His Wife (Pics) by Skelewu: 6:50am On Jul 27, 2019
She'll surely sleep in police cell afterwards.
Foreign Affairs / Re: New Photos Of Robert Mugabe, Former President Of Zimbabwe by Skelewu: 6:47am On Jul 27, 2019
The despotic mofo wanted to die in office. It's hard to believe that Zimbabweans put up with this walking corpse for years.

He now looks like a scarecrow.

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Photoshops Genevieve Nnaji's Bikini Photo by Skelewu: 3:44pm On Jul 26, 2019
seunmohmoh:
Thank you


You're welcome cutie.
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: Nigerians Love Me Now Because The Rest Of The World Does by Skelewu: 3:12pm On Jul 26, 2019
Amazingman:


This question huge but make i give you some small secret. FTC on nairaland na blessing. Try be the ftc on 3dyas in a row in atleast 3 front page threads. No be me go tell u, there's a connection between FTC and money. I no believe until I test am and taste it. So if u see me they fight like this my brother, I get reason. All the ftc I dey fight for make front page abi ?
Hope u understand, am very serious


Okay. Enjoy.

Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: Nigerians Love Me Now Because The Rest Of The World Does by Skelewu: 1:54pm On Jul 26, 2019
Amazingman:



This man, if u do a post, do not be the first to ftc on it. Ahhh what happened to write beneath the post. Everytime you calling lala, can't you do it on your own. Ahhh. My ftc twice u dey rush am. U can be very greedy


Are they dashing money for ftc? Why you dey yarn opata?

Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Photoshops Genevieve Nnaji's Bikini Photo by Skelewu: 10:39am On Jul 26, 2019
seunmohmoh:
So where are you from? As an osun girl I have never seen mermaid before so your list is useless . I can bet you can't even recite state and capital correctly angry

Seun, you're so cute and you look so sexy in that profile picture of yours. smiley
Sports / Re: AFCON Golden Boot: How Does Ighalo Fare Compared To Previous Nigerian Winners by Skelewu: 2:32pm On Jul 25, 2019
queenxey1:
How will you said Nigeria problem has been fixed where NEPA are still using generator to print NEPA bills?

Okay. But your English is terribly horrendous.

Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Reacts To Temi Otedola At The Gym (Photo) by Skelewu: 8:26am On Jul 23, 2019
Dis guy worwor ehn. I wonder what Teni saw in him.

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Travel / Re: The New Look Of The Rehabilitated Independence Tunnel In Maryland, Lagos (Photos by Skelewu: 6:35pm On Jul 22, 2019
What are we going to do with this piece of news?

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Business / Re: Bernard Arnault Replaces Bill Gates As World’s Second Richest Man by Skelewu: 3:48pm On Jul 19, 2019
Gates and Zukerberg remain my favourite billionaires.

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Celebrities / Re: Funmi Bank-Anthony: My Grandfather Had 48 Houses In Lagos But Willed Us Nothing by Skelewu: 8:17pm On Jul 13, 2019
Daboomb:


Thank God you knew you were absolutely WRONG.
You have no idea what it means to be 'underprivileged', for example, an ORPHAN.

Bank Anthony amde a bold statement to his offsprings : Dont depend on Inheritance, struggle and make it for yourself.
Mayny lives have been destroyed by this idea of "My Papa get many Houses".

Otedola, Jim Ovia, Obasanjo, Atiku an dmany more rich people did not inherit anything from their father but they still made their own money.

Otedollar came from a rich family tho.
Travel / Re: Top 5 Beaches Every Lagosian Must Visit by Skelewu: 12:11am On Jul 13, 2019
AntiBrutus:





Yes smiley

Wow, they look alluringly mesmerizing. smiley
Travel / Re: Top 5 Beaches Every Lagosian Must Visit by Skelewu: 4:08pm On Jul 12, 2019
AntiBrutus:
Been to Atican, Elegushi and Oniru...

The road to Atican is really bad, too sandy and gallopy. The beach itself was okay. I think we paid 1k each to get in.

I found Elugushi crowded, with lots of juveniles. This one collected N500 or so.

Oniru was just there.

I think Takwa Bay is cool, but I didn't like the idea of moving across water to get there. So, I boycotted this trip.

Took a picture of the water at Atican.
My friend got in, I didn't.

Na you get those fat thighs?

Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Skelewu: 11:11pm On Jun 15, 2019
dicksonadams:
na waoh naija can play safe, so ordinary to send 1million to some in Canada to help you buy cheap car una still dey ask for him pix, proof of address etc

Na WA oh for naija people oh.

Na mind and faith, their are honest people in Nigeria

Please send your 'ordinary' 1 million to him in Canada, so that you can come here and tell us how it went down. Don't just hide behind your keypad ranting about blind trust when you don't even have up to 50k in your account and you obviously don't know how hard it is to make 1 million Naira in this country and lose it to a fraudster.

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Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Skelewu: 11:04pm On Jun 15, 2019
Muyesky:


The idea is this.....see a car you like from the limited pictures of it he has posted, reach out to him via phone call or whatsapp and indicate your interest. There and then, he furnishes you with more pictures of the said car, Vin number inclusive. You now have the option of either dealing with him or not cause its a free world. I know this for sure cos i have been in contact with him. He is more than ready to take it further with you if you show interest in any of his cars. However, this P.H.D sydrome of yours is only making him more popular and i cant wait for you to eat your words and apologise to this man and indeed the forum once the cars start rolling in. The first batch will soon dock...........According to PATO RANKING........BLACK KNOW BLACK, BLACK KILL BLACK.

All of you on this thread acting as the Op's foot soldiers and mouthpiece should just shut it!

The Op has not done anything to douse the suspicion of pessimists here nor has there been any concrete proof of anyone having successfully transacted with him. He hasn't even fully disclosed his identity by way of appearing in the videos he posted, no name, no address, yet you want potential customers to have blind faith in him? Like seriously?!

If this Op wants to prove his credibility, he should do the needful and stop being evasive. Period.

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Romance / Re: I'm About To Lose My Fiancee, Please Help by Skelewu: 2:53pm On Jun 15, 2019
You don't deserve her.

She has moved on, move on too with the lesson you've learnt from this. If you find someone else who loves you this way, never flirt with other ladies.

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