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HealthRe: Why We Knock Before Opening Mortuary Door – River Mortician by Skelewu: 3:05pm On Oct 18, 2016
Yieldings:
Not funny.
I don't think he intends that as a joke. What he stated is the reality of life. Everyone will end up as food for termites, no matter how good looking you are. With the exception of those who are cremated or those who drown at sea, everyone else is food for termites.
HealthRe: Why We Knock Before Opening Mortuary Door – River Mortician by Skelewu: 2:49pm On Oct 18, 2016
shocked
RomanceRe: Meet Nigeria Teenager Who Has Won Affection From Foreign Ladies Online by Skelewu: 9:56am On Oct 18, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc] grin thank you.[/color]
You're welcome beautiful. smiley
RomanceRe: Meet Nigeria Teenager Who Has Won Affection From Foreign Ladies Online by Skelewu: 9:25am On Oct 18, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]Me but I know you already know this[/color]
Wowzer!

I wouldn't have guessed that's you. I thought you're a guy, as the moniker suggests.

Holly molly! Your face is a real sight for sore eyes babes. You're gorgeous. I'm in love with ya already.

You got a man? wink
RomanceRe: Meet Nigeria Teenager Who Has Won Affection From Foreign Ladies Online by Skelewu: 9:06am On Oct 18, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64dd16]he is adorable though. [/color]
Can't get tired of looking at the babe in your dp. wink Who's she?
RomanceRe: My Personal Disadvantage Of Being Goodlooking by Skelewu: 6:02am On Oct 17, 2016
dollyjoy:
Team ugly and proud grin
I love your honesty babe. You're fugly in a sweet way. I'm so in love with ya kiss
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander by Skelewu: 5:41am On Oct 17, 2016
Nice. Blissful marriage ahead.
Jokes EtcRe: Kitchen, Living Room, The Other Room: See This Trending Picture by Skelewu: 9:56pm On Oct 15, 2016
siraj1402:
I beg this noise is enough.

I can never forget 4th of October 2016. It was like a dream how it all happened It still hurts me that I want to see u again I blame myself for ur premature death I can remember how we met In front of ariaria market..you were strong and full of energy, we accepted each other on our first date this life is a mystery u helped me forget my neighbor whenever dey are making noise u gave me peace and makes me listen to ur lovely voice till 4th October, wen d unforgettable happened we were on a bike heading to main market and u fell off frm d bike...I wasn't so fast to catch u wen a moving truck crushed u before my eyes, My earpiece.....!! my soulmate there's nothing like follow come
EARPIECE Adieu EARPIECE... R.I.P follow come Lmao! I can totally relate...
angry
CrimeRe: Abuja Girl Videotapes Married Boyfriend's joystick & Blackmails Him For Iphone by Skelewu: 4:02pm On Oct 14, 2016
Hopeless geh. She has thoroughly shamed her parents. Everyone will now know she's an olosho and fucker of someone else's husband.
RomanceRe: All Girls Are Not The Same by Skelewu: 3:57pm On Oct 14, 2016
OK
RomanceRe: Would This Be A Wrong Move To Let Her Go? by Skelewu: 1:57pm On Oct 14, 2016
How can you fvck a girl and not know if she's a virgin or not? You just took her word for it? Penetration is supposed to be difficult, cos she's supposed to be really tight down there. Moreover, she'd cry from the pain before the blood stains.

If all these didn't happen, my guy you've been hoodwinked. She desperately needed a man and looked for an emotional, sentimental angle to really hook you in, hence cooking up the spurious virginity claim. SCAM!!!

If you like her, go ahead and maintain the relationship. Long distance is not a big issue. Don't do it just cos she said she offered you her virginity on a platter, do it cos you really like her.
Science/TechnologyRe: Live Crocodile Caught In Oraukwu, Anambra State. To Be Sold For N50k by Skelewu: 6:29pm On Oct 13, 2016
chimoskyg:
Why is it sadhuh If human mistakenly fall into the river will it spear the person?
No, it will not 'spear' the person, it will dagger the person. grin grin
PoliticsRe: 21 Released Chibok Girls On Their Way To Maiduguri (Photo) by Skelewu: 1:01pm On Oct 13, 2016
After the boko haramites have vandalized their pusssie, they're are now returning them. Some of them have even given birth to boko haram children. They should have continued staying with them as we don dash dem tey tey.
RomanceRe: How Can I Tell A Girl That Her Vaginnna Stinks by Skelewu: 1:39pm On Oct 08, 2016
Rasmega:
She was around today. After much of her seductive moves and stuffs.. I told her I haven't taken my bath and brushed.

I think I have just lost interest.
Why won't you after having your fill of the pusssy. grin



Hit and run nigga. grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Kelechi Amadi Discovers Bukola, A Pillow Seller While Shooting Jidenna In Lagos by Skelewu: 5:49am On Oct 08, 2016
Lilcentt:
Where is the picture!!!
See what APC regime can cause...FUSTRATION
Hungry don beat dis one and him photographer dem cum dey use style talk say na pillow she dey sell
Ha,na dat pillow na go sell die o!
Nigga, stop hating. That girl up there is ten times more beautiful than your girlfriend and all your sisters.
CultureRe: Traditionalists Parade The Streets Of Benin Ahead Of Crown Prince's Coronation by Skelewu: 5:22am On Oct 08, 2016
tblackE61:
Pls call me am Intrested ! 07038448164
Send money to that nigger at your own peril.
CelebritiesRe: IK Ogbonna: "N20million To Donate My Sperm Offer Was Tempting But I Rejected It" by Skelewu: 11:48am On Oct 07, 2016
Dyt:
I have eggs too Eppppp mee
You be shikin
RomanceRe: Plus-size Lady Trying To Catch Her Man In A Pre-Wedding Photos by Skelewu: 11:44am On Oct 07, 2016
They're both very black sha and....lipsrsealed
I wonder how their kids would look.
Jobs/VacanciesCan You Speak And Write Bille Language? Yes? There's A Job For You by Skelewu(op): 11:01am On Oct 07, 2016
I'm looking for someone who can speak and write Bille language spoken in Adamawa state. There's a job for such an individual. Please reply if you can or know someone who can speak and write Bille. Urgent.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Offline Matchmaking Making A Serious Rebound by Skelewu: 7:41am On Oct 06, 2016
InformedLola:
But I think dating should not be just about a person's physical appearance.

Things like how do their minds work, how well do they reason can be assessed by holding conversations.

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Easy for you to say. You shouldn't discount the importance of physical looks in forming a relationship. Most people place a premium on looks, that's a fact. You have to be attracted to someone physically prior to considering other qualities.

Good news is that everyone has their own concept of what beauty is. In essence, everyone has someone out there who finds them physically attractive.
RomanceRe: Man Trying Hard Not To Slap Passenger Beside Him Faking Accent On A Phone Call by Skelewu: 2:40pm On Oct 03, 2016
undecided

So what's romantic about this shitty story?


I speak Nigerian English, American English and British English depending on who I'm conversing with. Nobody's fucking business how I decide to speak.

If the thing vex you too much, go hug transformer.
CelebritiesRe: Dj Cuppy Replies A Man Who Claims She Was Performing At A Wedding by Skelewu: 8:36pm On Oct 02, 2016
Clone2020:
How did she see that tweet when he didn't mention her twitter handle? Or is she constantly "googling" herself?
Exactly the same question that came to my mind. Looks like she's got enough time on her hands.
Music/RadioRe: Please Where Do I Get A Good FL Studio Beginner Tutorial? by Skelewu(op): 7:53pm On Oct 02, 2016
fuckboy:
they are advance than fl studio are you on allo or WhatsApp 09055136072 hit me up let's talk man
Alright. I'll holla.
Music/RadioRe: Please Where Do I Get A Good FL Studio Beginner Tutorial? by Skelewu(op): 6:58pm On Oct 02, 2016
fuckboy:
I'm even thinking of buying logicx or or reasoning
Are they better than FL? If there's any other one as simple as FL, I wouldn't mind getting it. I have cubase and Soundforge, haven't installed them yet. I'm still enjoying FL and trying to master it.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For Atheist Wife by Skelewu: 6:54pm On Oct 02, 2016
excanny:
Interesting! Are there other atheist girls?
I don't know any other. But I'm sure there a countless others keeping a low profile here.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For Atheist Wife by Skelewu: 6:45pm On Oct 02, 2016
kay29000:
Thanks. I just checked her out. I actually know her, but I lost her contacts a few years back. I didn't know she was an atheist THOUGH. What a small world.
You're welcome.
Music/RadioRe: Please Where Do I Get A Good FL Studio Beginner Tutorial? by Skelewu(op): 12:49pm On Oct 02, 2016
fuckboy:
I taught myself after watching some complex tutorials but watch the beginner's version first later you can move on
Thanks. I started with the basic ones. I saw a particularly good one on YouTube. Within 2 days I was already creating slamming, bad ass beats. grin

I truly love this software. It's amazing.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Looking For Atheist Wife by Skelewu: 12:33pm On Oct 02, 2016
kay29000:
What's her username?
amusaopeyemi. She clearly states in the personal message on her profile that she doesn't believe in God.

Check her out and see if you like her. I personally think she's beautiful. Such a charming smile.
RomanceRe: Sunday Morning Pix With My New Girl Friend by Skelewu: 12:28pm On Oct 02, 2016
Chai, see someone's future wife totally disgracing herself all in the name of pleasing a man who is clearly only after your pvssy. I can clearly see mumuness written all over her face, see her sheepish smile sef.
.
It's one thing allowing a guy to useless your life, but agreeing to post your after sex pictures online is a great disservice to yourself. The girl is obviously oblivious of how she has devalued her self. Pity. Smh

Tomorrow another stupid man go come marry this one.
RomanceRe: All Those Big UNCLES That Disvrigin Us When We Were Small by Skelewu: 9:35am On Oct 02, 2016
dollyjoy:
I have this uncle that was always eyeing me when i was 12,one day he came in to check on my parents but no one was around but i was so hot so i quickly lead him into my room and lock the door, he started touching me, and i responded by kissing him, Goddddddd,the things he did to me were heavenly, he sucked my whole body like a dog eating feaces, i saw Abraham ocheesy.


Then he asked me to lie down and he suspended my legs up, as he was about to penetrate.


I woke up. Alas it was all a dream. ;cheesycheesy


I don't have perverts as Unclesmiley
Keep Fantasizing.
CelebritiesRe: Desmond Elliot In A Selfie With DJ Cuppy At The Launch Of ROK TV In UK (Pics by Skelewu: 9:07am On Oct 02, 2016
Cuppy is getting outta shape, see her fat arms. Looking like madam already. She better goan marry.


Oh I forgot, her dad's a trillionaire. Even at 60 she'll still find a gold digger that'll marry her.
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke-linus Celebrates Her 34th Birthday Today by Skelewu: 9:02am On Oct 02, 2016
Rearrange the numbers and you'll get her real age: 43

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