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Celebrities / Re: Ijebuu Dressed Up As A Lady, Rocks Aso Ebi Attires by Skelewu: 10:14am On May 19, 2019
Feminine demon inside this one.

He apparently has gay propensities.

Celebrities / Re: Hafeez Oladimeji Agoro: My Height Is A Blessing From God- Tallest Man In Nigeria by Skelewu: 8:00am On May 19, 2019
donbenie:
Funny when you ask for sources you were provided with one,

You now decided your own little survey is more representative of the facts than that of a reputable English Tabloid..

Well here are others..

Chinese has a taller average height,

And Nigerians are short... undecided

Make of it what you like..

Am not the sources.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide

http://www.averageheight.co/average-male-height-by-country

Oh, you believe the source because it's supposedly an English source? Quite hilarious!

Those 'English' sources you posted never came to Nigeria to measure adult males to determine their height. All you see there are mere conjectures and extrapolations and not based on facts on ground.

I am in Nigeria and I know for a fact that what you have there in your 'source' is total bullcrap. Extricate yourself from the mental slavery of supremacist propagandists.
Health / Re: At Age 90, A Man Can Still Perform Sexually Well ( Honey Remedy) Part 2 by Skelewu: 7:48am On May 19, 2019
AngryParrot1:

Hehehehe.... My brother, I am just an ordinary natural health guy.

Alright. Good to know.

Your username is so catchy. Hard to miss it when I peruse through the health section.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For Guy by Skelewu: 9:43pm On May 18, 2019
queensefina:
no i need card

What kinda card? Voters' card? ID card? Credit card? Exeat card?

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Celebrities / Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Attacked In South Africa (Video). by Skelewu: 9:16pm On May 18, 2019
Did anyone notice how his bodyguard was taken unawares. If the attacker had used a gun, Arnold would probably be dead now, owing to the loss of concentration of the bodyguard. grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Ken Erics Works With Aki & Pawpaw For The 1st Time by Skelewu: 9:09pm On May 18, 2019
I didn't know these two midgets still feature in Nigerian movies.

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Celebrities / Re: Hafeez Oladimeji Agoro: My Height Is A Blessing From God- Tallest Man In Nigeria by Skelewu: 9:02pm On May 18, 2019
donbenie:
First and foremost,

You're are committing the same fallacy you accused me of,

That you see a few 6 Footers around you doesn't make Nigeria a Nation of Tall people.

On the contrary,

Nigerians are among the shortest people on earth,

At least according to some reports..

So,

Maybe you do a little research of your own before jumping all over the place..

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/maps-and-graphics/the-tallest-and-shortest-countries-in-the-world/amp/

Please provide me with some credible scientific source, not some obscure online source.

If you are honest to yourself, you'll agree that that chart there is a total falsity and unapologetically mendacious.

A chart which ranks Nigeria as having one of the shortest men on earth and excluding Asian countries like China, Korea, Japan, etc, known to be a country of really short people shows that it's nothing but a cooked up lie.

I've been all over Nigeria and know for a fact that most people I meet on a daily basis are above 5 foot 6 inches in height. Whoever cooked up that lie in that source you posted should shove it up his ass.

I doubt you're a Nigerian. But if you are a Nigerian, living in Nigeria and you really know what 5 foot 6 is, I'd like you to stand on the doorway of any church or mosque near you and take note of the height of every single adult male that passes through the door and tell me if most of them are not above 5 foot 6. Don't come here showing me some chart that one idiot fabricated in his bedroom.

I repeat that Nigeria is not a country of short people.

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Celebrities / Re: Hafeez Oladimeji Agoro: My Height Is A Blessing From God- Tallest Man In Nigeria by Skelewu: 7:58pm On May 18, 2019
donbenie:
That's my point.

In a Nation of 200Million people,

A 7.4 Inch Tallest Man isn't impressive..

The Tallest Man in the World is a good ONE FOOT taller..

A good percentage of the NBA Players are Taller..

Not hating,

Just making an observation..

Your initial post is as flawed as it gets. How can you assert that Nigeria is a nation of short people because the tallest man in Nigeria is 'just' 7 feet 4 inches? That's an ill-informed assertion and utterly fallacious and baseless.

Do you know that just a few years ago, the tallest man in the world was from China? Does that in anyway imply that Chinese people are tall? On the contrary, they are not.

You see how illogical and fallacious your assertion is? Mind you, any guy up to 6 feet in height is tall, and there are quite a number of 6 footers in this country, so don't come here making an unfounded claim here about Nigeria being a nation of short people abeg. Unless you have conducted a scientific survey to prove it.

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Celebrities / Re: Hafeez Oladimeji Agoro: My Height Is A Blessing From God- Tallest Man In Nigeria by Skelewu: 7:35pm On May 18, 2019
donbenie:
If he's the tallest man in Nigeria at 7.4 Feet,then Nigeria is a Nation of short people..

Some Wrestlers are Taller without even trying. undecided

How tall are you?

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Celebrities / Re: Hafeez Oladimeji Agoro: My Height Is A Blessing From God- Tallest Man In Nigeria by Skelewu: 7:34pm On May 18, 2019
But the guy ugly o! shocked Looks like a gorilla.

Health / Re: At Age 90, A Man Can Still Perform Sexually Well ( Honey Remedy) Part 2 by Skelewu: 7:22pm On May 18, 2019
AngryParrot1:
Of course

Since you opened this account on Nairaland a few months ago, you've been so ubiquitous all over the health section, posting comments and creating threads everywhere.

Who are you?

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Health / Re: My Parents Making Me Feel Suicidal. by Skelewu: 6:51pm On May 18, 2019
At your age you're still living with your parents. In America, once you're 21 you leave the house or they bundle you out by force.
Crime / Re: CCTV captures four armed Robbers In Action At A Florida Liquor Store by Skelewu: 5:04pm On May 18, 2019
IvarTheTerrible:
angry

As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the perfume section farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"
shocked shocked shocked

[img]https://media1./images/20f243e697a63f526fc9a81600daed50/tenor.gif?itemid=4885182[/img]

1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


One was guarding the entrance, one robbing customers and the last one was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not embarassed


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier
shocked shocked shocked shocked


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds...... shocked



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me shocked AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras shocked AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!




I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me cry cry


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker undecided



Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me

The End.

I dey enjoy all these your made-up stories. Abeg keep them coming always. grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Timaya Replies Fan Begging To Clean His House For 10k by Skelewu: 4:09pm On May 18, 2019
Vickwinners:
He could have as well offered the guy something better instead undecided

And why should he offer the guy something better? Because he's a celebrity or because he has money?

Abeg get off your butt and go and work to make money. Timaya was a broke ass nobody before, but he worked his ass off to get to where he is today. Now you want him to give you some of his money.

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Romance / Re: Lady Sits On Top Of Her Fiance To Take Selfie As He Does Press-up In Pre-wedding by Skelewu: 11:39am On May 18, 2019
GBOKASINCHA:
irish spring

Oh that's perfect. wink

Crime / Re: Appeal Court Upholds Death Sentence For Man Who Killed His Daughter’s Boyfriend by Skelewu: 8:42am On May 17, 2019
Let it by firing squad abeg.

Idiot! You killed a boy just because of ordinary sex he had with your daughter. He did not rape her o, she willingly open her snatch for the poor boy. You should've shot your useless daughter too.
Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo Smokes In Nude Birthday Photoshoot by Skelewu: 8:29am On May 17, 2019
I can see the evidence of photoshop used to hide the stretch marks on her breasts.

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Crime / Re: Jude 'Dollar Boy': Man Beheaded In Bori, Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by Skelewu: 8:25am On May 17, 2019
Rivers state is the worst state in southern Nigeria in security terms. Horrible people inhabit there. A place where 93 percent of the youths belong to one terror gang or the other in name of cult.

Barbaric people.

Tueeeehhhh!!!!!

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Romance / Re: Lady Sits On Top Of Her Fiance To Take Selfie As He Does Press-up In Pre-wedding by Skelewu: 8:17am On May 17, 2019
GBOKASINCHA:
damn this girl go get that kind pussy wey dey grip dick chei

In reference to your username, what's your favourite soap for the thing?

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Health / Re: Goron Tula, the natural fruit that cures it all. Look In Here by Skelewu: 7:42am On May 17, 2019
Ibratu:
I like the Goron tula

Why?

Crime / Re: Lady Dies After Childbirth After Evil Men Did This To Her Father's Gate by Skelewu: 7:22am On May 17, 2019
MissRaine69:

Some do. Three types of to be exact boss, rattle snakes and garter snakes .Not all fish lay eggs too some are called Livebearers they deliver fully formed little fish

Thanks ma'am. But the snakes you mentioned are endemic to the Americas and can't be found in Africa. Therefore, the poster's assertion that the snake used in the juju was on account of the fact that it dies while giving birth is invalid. The snake there is neither a garter snake nor a rattlesnake.
Crime / Re: Lady Dies After Childbirth After Evil Men Did This To Her Father's Gate by Skelewu: 6:15am On May 17, 2019
freg2000:
What a wicked world. From the analysis of the sacrifice you can see a dead snake which was the main theme. You know a snake will never deliver and live. Once snake gives birth, its over.for the mother.
But once the people notice this, the family could have resorted into and packaged strategic prayer in that direction to ward it off

What the fvck are you talking sef?

Get this into your thick skull: A snake lays eggs, it doesn't deliver its young.
Celebrities / Re: ''eleven!! One Down,more To Go''- Lagos State PPRO Reacts As EFCC Arraign Marley by Skelewu: 5:35am On May 17, 2019
Is this bish a police PRO or a slaymama?

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Health / Re: Help I Can't Cum!! by Skelewu: 12:01am On May 03, 2019
Your answer is staring you in the face. Break free from the shackles of porn and masturbation and you'll be alright.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Replies IK Ogbonna, Threatens To Expose Him by Skelewu: 8:03pm On May 02, 2019
Adanairaland:


Thank you...
Sure!


You're most welcome. smiley
Celebrities / Re: "In My Early Twenties" - Funlola Aofiyebi-Raimi Shares Throwback Photo by Skelewu: 5:55pm On May 02, 2019
She was and still ugly. She had cross-eye too.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Replies IK Ogbonna, Threatens To Expose Him by Skelewu: 9:13am On May 02, 2019
Adanairaland:
Lol..

This lady is something else

That lady on your profile is so lovely and so loveable.

Abeg can you link me up with her?
Health / Re: I Want To Donate One Of My Kidneys For Cash by Skelewu: 7:42am On Apr 22, 2019
While you're at it, kindly donate your brain too.

Politics / Re: Islam, IG Wala’s Sentence And The Indictment Of Hajj Commission by Skelewu: 7:22am On Apr 22, 2019
kareemkamil:


The day of judgement, Muslims are the people Almighty God will granted Paradise, you Christian will be a loosers.

Okay.

But your English is terrible.

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Travel / Re: What Do Nigerians In Malaysia Do For A Living? by Skelewu: 12:32am On Apr 22, 2019
Debramaye:
It's a well kept secret no one is willing to share at this time.. If you're lucky enough to have friends that know the way then well... Goodluck but have one thing in mind, no legitimate hustle will give you that much money within a short space of time

You look so easy on the eye. Dayuum!
Politics / Re: Oyinbo Princess Begs Buhari In Pidgin by Skelewu: 11:34am On Apr 18, 2019
Kingsval:
Ex. Peruvian president just shot himself as he accused of corruption... Buhari, Tinubu, Jonathan, etc unah see una mate

Make unah just do the needful ASAP grin angry

shocked

Did he die?

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