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Romance / Re: Please Help!!! by Skelewu: 9:49pm On Apr 02, 2020
humble1010:
I'm still waiting for help.
I really need it.
Thanks and God bless y'all.

You go wait tire.

Scamming mofo.
Romance / Re: She's In The Kitchen Náked Cooking Beans [Picture] by Skelewu: 10:50pm On Mar 22, 2020
Mr Show Off, aka Mr Attention Chaser. See the rubbish food sef, no single green vegetables in the soup nor anywhere. Flaunting poison up and dan. Nonsense!

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Health / Re: Mysterious Disease In Benue, Nigeria Kills 15 People, Affects Over 100 by Skelewu: 12:54pm On Feb 13, 2020
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Family / Re: by Skelewu: 10:16am On Jan 30, 2020
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Politics / Re: Man Using Sim Card Hanan, Buhari’s Daughter Previously Used, Detained By DSS by Skelewu: 8:44pm On Jan 06, 2020
Sirjamo:
Hanan might have filed a complaint to the DSS that someone was using her previous sim card to defraud some of her associates, if not, how would the DSS have known about the sim card?

If he had used the Sim for fraudulent activities, the DSS would not have just released him from jail after some months. He would have been charged to court. Since that was not done, it's obvious that they later found out he was innocent.

The guy should sue the modafucking DSS and that bitch_ that calls herself Booohari's daughter.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 2024!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by Skelewu: 1:32am On Jan 06, 2020
Cutehector:
I have a free accommodation for someone in Bida, Niger state, preferably a lady. My number is on my profile. Interested person shouldn't have skeletons in her cupboard please.

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Health / Re: Harmattan: Two Friends Suffocate From Charcoal Smoke In Jos by Skelewu: 12:02am On Jan 06, 2020
RIP


Carbon monoxide poisoning. Everyone in Jos should invest in an electric heater.


Oops, I forgot that people in Nigeria barely have 3 hours of electricity per day.
Romance / Re: Re: Women Searching For Husbands; My Story by Skelewu: 11:43pm On Jan 05, 2020
victorian:










Lol cheesy


It's not me o!

I'm not that depressed about getting married Biko!

I'm at peace with my love life and everything around me.

So please I reject another person's worries in my life in Jesus name Amen.

This is new Year o! Let's be guided!

I'm fulfiled , completely fulfiled.

I knew you would deny it is you. But I know what I know... wink

Since you have rejected my sincere prayer of marriage for you this year, It's okay, suit yourself. smiley
Romance / Re: Re: Women Searching For Husbands; My Story by Skelewu: 1:45am On Jan 05, 2020
username1111:
I've been seeing different threads about women looking for husbands and I created a new account to share this

when my mum was alive she told me she wishes for me to be married latest by 25 but she died when I was 16 and rounding off with secondary school.
Now the issue is I'm 36 and single. Not the I intended for this to happen but I find out that all my exes leave me for the most mundane of all reasons, some never even bothered to give reasons
examples include:
1. I prefer a little more flesh after dating for over 3 months (I'm not skinny lo I'm size cool
2. 'My mum adds more palm oil to the soup than you' and I replied 'you have a heart condition it's best to cut down on oil' than he said I disrespected his mum
3. There's this student that asked me out and when I got to know he was a student, I told him to focus on his education and graduate first but if he needs assistance he should come to me. Guess what he laughed in my face saying ill die lonely that he wants to manage me I'm making Shakira
4. One's mother just took a long look at me and said I look pretentious.
5. One said I don't socialise well with his friends, etc
It got to a point I was afraid of going into relationships customer I know it will end in tears
One day I went to Bodija market to get a few things and I gave a better some change and she told me I'm married to spirits and that's why my relationships don't last.
Long and short of the matter is for 4 years I've been enriching people who promise to separate us. I've made peace with it and living my life plus I have 7 children from my 4 brothers.
Now there's this guy that has been calling my phone but I'm afraid to meet him customer without solutions I know it will still end in tears

Guys let's be a little nice to the female folk and stop calling them hoes, evening newspapers, etc without knowing their stories. You never know your trolling could be the reason someone commits suicide or is killed in a road accident while being absent minded. the funny thing is you will not know that you have blood on your hands and won't ask your maker for forgiveness

Victorian, this looks like your handwriting.

I prophesy marriage into your life this year.
Family / Re: I Need Help!! by Skelewu: 12:25am On Dec 31, 2019
You have a baby to cater for yet enrolled in school? And you have no tangible source of income to foot the bill? Are you kidding me right now? Which sane person does that?

I'll suggest you defer that admission until you're able to sort yourself out. Either take that baby to his daddy or your parents then learn a skill that will fetch you money to fend for yourself, at least to put food on your table. I don't know why some people are rushing into school for in this wreck of country where graduates are not guaranteed any job after school.

See, tertiary education is not even your priority right now. You are putting the cart before the horse. You just jumped into school without any means of sustenance. That's foolhardy.

You really gotta get your acts together. Do things in the proper order.

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Autos / Re: 600k for any Toks/fairly Used Clean Toyota Corolla(2003-2008) by Skelewu: 7:27pm On Dec 30, 2019
Prolific2018:
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Even with my 1m cash...i was advised to add 200k extra for corolla....registered/ naija use ooo...
Well was planing to use it for hailing biz tho..

It's obvious the OP is a comedian.
Romance / Re: Please I Need A Candid Advice On How To Go About A Lady I Met At My Place O Work by Skelewu: 6:55pm On Dec 30, 2019
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The simple fact is that you want to ffuck that girl. And you are bound to do it sooner or later. Just a matter of time niggar and you gonn collect your own share.

Forget all the bullcrap talk of loving your wife and kids. We know how these kinda stories end. grin grin grin

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Autos / Re: 600k for any Toks/fairly Used Clean Toyota Corolla(2003-2008) by Skelewu: 6:10pm On Dec 30, 2019
Toks corolla for 600k? undecided

Wtf?!

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Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway Awareness Thread (2019 Edition) by Skelewu: 9:10pm On Dec 17, 2019
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Romance / Re: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by Skelewu: 11:18pm On Dec 02, 2019
midnighter:


Lol. She does sound like me doesn't she cheesy

OP yes, you're doing the right thing, just continue like that you will be fine.

It sounds like you just need a change of scenery, you sound fatigued and slightly exasperated. Maybe you need to try out a new hobby and expand your horizons so that your mind won't be on it all the time

You will feel better when you start serving and you get to try out a new environment.

Nice try baby.

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Romance / Re: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by Skelewu: 11:06pm On Dec 02, 2019
Harlequeen:
I opened this account because my main one is pretty popular.

I've had this issue and don't know what's wrong.
I can't seem to get a into new relationship. I am now 25, about serving, working a normal job

My dating history is not too rich. I dated just one guy for 2 years, i became sexually active with him, we enjoyed each other, but things didn't work out. I tried to be better, have moved on, and he has too. This was mid last year. I have been celibate since then not because i don't like sex, but because i had time to think, i read a lot of books, listened to a lot of relationship counselors on YouTube, reddit, Nairaland and so on. I decided to approach dating differently, with my head and not my heart . i would vet men out who were not in line with some basic standards, to avoid fuckboys and meet high quality men. He should be well spoken, either with a career or into trade, accomplished, way older by at least 10 yrs(no i don't have daddy issues, i just like mature guys because i think like a mature person) he could also have plans to leave the country, because i plan to do that also.


Here's the issue, the men that express interest in me do not fit this criteria. They seem to have no plan for their lives. I get this impression that they are broke, they recycle the same lines all the time, i usually see their bull sh1t tactics a mile away. some are in the army(i can't date men in the armed forces, they lifestyle is not what i want for myself, cannot date doctors either for the same reason)others are artisans, some are plain hustlers who just do whatever to eat. I have a soft spot for ambitious men, and i have not seen a lot in the area that i am in. I have been advised by my friends to try highbrow areas like lekki or VI or go to church, but i don't believe in religion.

But whenever i see these men, i am not attracted to them. I have even tried online dating with some male nairalanders, but i get disinterested easily. I get turned off when someone asks for my normal pics, it is quite frustrating. There's that fear that some of these men could use my pics to masturbate or one other creepy purpose. I block them if they ask for nudes. But the issue is, it is quite exhausting to keep chatting with someone without seeing them in person and some of these guys just want to smash and run which i won't allow. No man will have access to my vagina and womb without investment and commitment. Eventually it becomes hard to keep up communication and we just fizzle out like that.

I am not under pressure to marry from my parents, infact my dad says he won't allow his daughters marry until they clock 28 and i am the first. He wants us to have a career and a life before moving with a man. I just want to know if what i am doing is right?

To be honest, i just want some words of advice and encouragement, you can ask me questions if you want. This approach of mine? Is it the right thing? Am i being too smart for my own good? Am i afraid of commitment?

Midnighter's handwriting.

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Celebrities / Re: Banky W Signs Mike Edwards & Wife, Perri Shakes To Empire Mates Entertainment by Skelewu: 7:55pm On Oct 18, 2019
Which musician does Banky even have on his label? Since Wizkid left him he has become so irrelevant and not able to sign another artist.
Health / Re: Be Honest Girls…would You Date A Bald/balding Guy? by Skelewu: 2:52pm On Oct 18, 2019
LilMissFavvy:
Go for an eye check-up, your eye problem is much more serious than I thought. I know you are definitely a bald headed man, some women like bald men like you, so why the hate for my opinion? Free me.


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I just laughed my butts off. I know the truth hurts, but you gotta accept it.

FYI I have a head full of hair, no sign of baldness at all at all. I just found it funny and ironic that a woman with a balding head will be making such comment about bald guys.
Politics / Re: The Mamman Daura I Know By Shango by Skelewu: 11:19am On Oct 18, 2019
Image laundering gimmick. Fvck off.
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko's Moroccan Wife, Laila Nwoko Receives His Democracy Heroes Award by Skelewu: 11:15am On Oct 18, 2019
luminouz:
A Moroccan with such lovely honey coloured hair?
Its just like seeing a blond Iranian!!!

That's rare!! They mostly have black hair



That there is artificial weaves dude.
Autos / Re: INNOSON MOTORS Has Donated Fire Service Motor To Onitsha Traders by Skelewu: 10:05am On Oct 18, 2019
Incomplete news.
Health / Re: Be Honest Girls…would You Date A Bald/balding Guy? by Skelewu: 7:34am On Oct 18, 2019
LilMissFavvy:
Bullsheeet.......... packing hair backwards is different from getting bald.


Nah, you're getting bald, trust me. Just look at that whole area of your head with bald patch and the inner area with scanty growth of hair. It's really receding very fast. Just seeing how high your forehead is points to the fact that you've lost quite a lotta hairs.
Phones / Re: The Menace Of Bad Network In My Area by Skelewu: 3:16am On Oct 18, 2019
Futite abeg direct your complaint to MTN gan gan not Nairaland.
Health / Re: Be Honest Girls…would You Date A Bald/balding Guy? by Skelewu: 9:42pm On Oct 17, 2019
LilMissFavvy:
Capital NO...... baldness is a turn off and most times associated with old age.

Your hairline is even receding. You're getting bald.
Health / Re: How To Get Rid Of Bedbugs At Home. by Skelewu: 9:35pm On Oct 17, 2019
cucumbae:
Please guyz,don't form as if you don't have bedbugs at your beds and chairs at home.Bedbugs are not cause by dirtiness. They are parasites who feeds on human blood.They can cause discomfort to the human skin through biting.
I have been spending money in buying insecticide to get rid of them but they still come back.
The best way to get rid of them is to boil a very hot water and spill it in their various hideout and watch how they all die.Including their eggs.

What if there are in your couch or mattress? Do you also pour water on those?

I think using mildly hot electric iron to press on the likely places they hide is the best option.

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Technology Market / Re: SOLD by Skelewu: 9:07pm On Oct 17, 2019
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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Hails Farouk Osuolale For Innoson Logo Improved Design by Skelewu: 9:40am On Oct 17, 2019
Tapout:
the logo is reallly cool, but any graphic designer can also do that. Wondering y so much fuss is being made over this...if there was to be a competition, I'm sure better designs will surface. Besides what's the significance of the design,?? what does it portray ?? Theres a reason why the Ferrari has a horse as it's logo, these are the kind of questions that should be asked not just praising him.

Actually, there was an online competition and the guy won with this design. Any good graphic designer can replicate this but this guy was the one who first thought it out.
Romance / Re: Please Help! My Boyfriend Irritates Me by Skelewu: 2:12pm On Oct 01, 2019
Lamanii22:




Right... But the guy doesn't know that.. She has been giving him some signals but he can't decipher.... He is one of 'em nice guys, he thinks you have to see the one you love everyday...

Are you the op with a different moniker?

Romance / Re: Nollywood Actress, Chizzy Alichi Is Off The Market, Set To Wed Her Lover by Skelewu: 10:40am On Oct 01, 2019
HRHQueenPhil:
grin okay, maybe women too

Better.

Romance / Re: Nollywood Actress, Chizzy Alichi Is Off The Market, Set To Wed Her Lover by Skelewu: 10:16am On Oct 01, 2019
HRHQueenPhil:
Dosent. Look like a marraige that will last. I hope they do all it takes to make it work.men of now adays and at that age are so impatient

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