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Politics / Re: APC'll Win Kogi, Bayelsa 2019 Governorship Election - Tinubu by Skelewu: 7:06am On Sep 01, 2019
The two men in the picture below are two of the ugliest and most hideous men in the Nigerian political scene.

Car Talk / Re: This ₦990k Made-In-Nigeria Keke Comes With Doors & Front/Reverse Cameras by Skelewu: 2:48pm On Aug 31, 2019
Very nice.

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Crime / Re: Juanito Pistola, 16-Year-Old Mexican Cartel Hitman Killed By Police by Skelewu: 12:47pm On Aug 31, 2019
Nostradamus:
Also,their law enforcement agents are like Nigeria's

Very corrupt and useless.

True.
Celebrities / Re: Women Should Use Toys To Avoid Multiple Sex Partners – Actress Amara Maduka by Skelewu: 9:35am On Aug 31, 2019
positivevibez:
90 percent do it for money not for pleasure

What are you saying? 90 percent of women masturbate for money?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Cancels Automatic Citizenship For Children Of US Citizens Born Abroad by Skelewu: 8:47am On Aug 31, 2019
oloriLFC:
So no reason for running to the USA again with heavy belle to goan give birth.

You really don't understand the post.
Crime / Re: Juanito Pistola, 16-Year-Old Mexican Cartel Hitman Killed By Police by Skelewu: 8:23am On Aug 31, 2019
Mehico will always remain a crime-ridden country, no thanks to drug cartels holding sway there.

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Health / Re: Problem With Eyesight by Skelewu: 8:19am On Aug 31, 2019
TechCapon:
take my blog and give me oil job grin

Hehehehe grin



Who no like better tin.

Health / Re: Problem With Eyesight by Skelewu: 1:03am On Aug 31, 2019
TechCapon:
seems like your uncle is influential and can give job links. Let me send cv to you nah. Just put smile on my face cheesy


I thought you were making money from your blog?

Celebrities / Re: Teddy-A Slams Stella Dimoko Korkus: Don't call my line to ask foolish question by Skelewu: 9:56pm On Aug 30, 2019
See the nose � of that amebo Dimokokokokokus sef. Like squished mound of akpu. undecided

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Romance / Re: Weed, Alcohol Or The Music? Lady Dancing In 'crazy' Manner Sparks Argument (pix) by Skelewu: 9:49pm On Aug 30, 2019
Chei!

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Romance / Re: Do Russian Girls Date Black Guys? by Skelewu: 9:28pm On Aug 29, 2019
madenigga:
Nigerians are the most attractive and intelligent set of black people on earth;

Meanwhile

I am a Nigerian from Imo and

I have an idea that i think would really help imo state greatly. Especially its economy.

I am of the notion that Okorochas Eastern palm university should not be used as a campus of IMSU.
Let the status quo remain or they shift it to Mbano zone as Rochas planned.

Instead let the Eastern palm University be used as a transport university, it would be the first in the south since the only available one is at Katsina.

This would naturally attract investment and improve the economy, cause i sense Nigeria is about to withness a boom in that sector.

WHATS YOUR TAKE

Politics / Re: Adesina Pictures With Trump Taken In May, 2017 With Osibanjo Present by Skelewu: 1:44pm On Aug 27, 2019
Even if Na 10 years ago. undecided

All we know is that he is accorded more respect by the international community than that slobbering dufus that calls himself the president.

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Travel / Re: Dangote Truck Runs Into Primero Bus Stop Along Ikorodu Road (Photos, Video) by Skelewu: 1:42pm On Aug 27, 2019
So sad.

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Music/Radio / Re: Top 10 Hottest & Most Creative Nigerian Beats Of The Decade & Producers by Skelewu: 8:58pm On Aug 26, 2019
blackboythink:
First, Pon pon pon was grossly a copied beat.
Secondly How come, gongo aso, Do me/Erema, and Nigeria Jaga jaga didn't make the list.

Jaga jaga was more than 10 years ago. Abeg read the headline of the thread. Even Gonga Aso was done before 2009.

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Steps Out In Notting Hill Looking Beautiful (Photos) by Skelewu: 9:53am On Aug 26, 2019
When I first read the headline, for a moment I thought it said 'Genevieve steps out in nothing'.

Only to click and saw something else.

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Romance / Re: Deleted!!! by Skelewu: 11:29pm On Aug 25, 2019
So, wetin make we do?

Okay, give her one more night.

Health / Re: Government owned Kidney transplant centres in Nigeria including cost by Skelewu: 1:08pm On Aug 25, 2019
Wow. I never knew kidney transplant was possible in any Nigerian hospital. With the way people rush to India for kidney transplant you'd think there's no qualified urological surgeon in Nigeria.

But then again, it remains to be seen how successful they are in the long run. I mean out of all the transplants carried out in all the listed Nigerian hospitals over the years how many of the patients did not suffer a relapse.

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Crime / Re: 23 Nigerians To Be Executed In Saudi Arabia (Names, Full List) by Skelewu: 11:24pm On Aug 24, 2019
fortune1968:
But 80 scammers at a go from a single tribe against a country (US) is too much . Indeed ,too bad !

USA will never kill those scammers. But you know what Saudi Arabia will do to those drug mules.
Celebrities / Re: Rema's Iron Man Makes Barack Obama's 2019 Summer Playlist by Skelewu: 11:08pm On Aug 24, 2019
patwilly:
Rema? As in the Nigerian Rema of Dumebi fame?

No, Nigerian Dumebi of Rema fame.

Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Clubs At Baelounge Awka (Pictures) by Skelewu: 11:00pm On Aug 24, 2019
dirtydiva:
Nwa ma ala nna ya, gbaa mbo ka iluta ulo na ama nna gi n' Nnewi inugo.
I know some ofe mmanu side (brown roof republic) will not understand my yawns, sorry ooo my Igbo brothers and sisters can help you out if they want to

Your written Igbo is rusty, you need to learn how to write Igbo well. Besides, Psquare are not from Nnewi.
Politics / Re: The New Electricity Tariff Across The Country Approved By Discos by Skelewu: 6:52pm On Aug 24, 2019
Duggedised12:
So Benin disco will be paying the highest rate in the country, when we have the poorest light supply in the country angry talk about rip off by BEDC. Today makes it 9 days since we last saw light in my area. Coupled with the fact that when they eventually decide to give us light, its usually at night when everyone is asleep,they will take it at 6 am before you wake up angry angry angry

Inspite of the fact that we dont have light, they will still bring bill of 10k per month, maybe now they will bring 20k per month lol, they have purposely refused to distribute meters so they can keep ripping Nigerians off.



Uh oh.

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Technology Market / Re: 10kva Complete Off Grid Plant by Skelewu: 12:09pm On Aug 24, 2019
kellyboo:
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Do you mean it will last only 24 hours and go off. I was thinking it should power non stop.

Please expatiate cos I'm interested in getting one.

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Health / Re: Amazing Benefit Of Fluted Pumpkin Leaves: Must Read by Skelewu: 10:29am On Aug 24, 2019
Great info. Thanks.

I think I'll start taking raw ugu juice on a daily basis.
Romance / Re: Does Height Determined Ones Behavior? by Skelewu: 9:26am On Aug 24, 2019
lincsnuel:
Legend has it that tall people have the brains of an ostritch!

Little wonder why Igbos say "Nwokem a tolu ogologo tofee uche ya"

Most Short people (I like to refer to them as Little people) are hot tempered because of the bags of insults they have swallowed from their mates when they were young. It is an adaptive mechanism they developed from their teenage days...

So when next you see them all charged up, do not resent them. Instead, pity them for all little people have seen a lot from people like you and I.

I'm tempted to ask which category you fall into. grin

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Frodd Strips For Esther, Exposes His unclothedness (Photos) by Skelewu: 8:11am On Aug 24, 2019
ekems2017:


Thks for the correction. Na my phone change my grammar and I didn't notice.

You're welcome.
Business / Re: Dynamics Intelligence Shuts Operations In Nigeria by Skelewu: 9:57pm On Aug 23, 2019
Dandsome:


Thanks

Welcome.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Frodd Strips For Esther, Exposes His unclothedness (Photos) by Skelewu: 9:48pm On Aug 23, 2019
ekems2017:
I just love this Esther. You are not that cheap dear. At least not in national television.

You mean 'on national television'. wink
Business / Re: Dynamics Intelligence Shuts Operations In Nigeria by Skelewu: 9:44pm On Aug 23, 2019
Dandsome:
Hahahaha.
E don start


So he means every employee working there scammed him? What happened to the honest employee who put in their best?
. That's defamation of character.
. He should carry his one man company and go abeg.


Good radiance to ___________ (complete it for me abeg)

Oga it's 'good riddance' not 'good radiance'.
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Bares Cleavage In Denim Jumpsuit by Skelewu: 6:09pm On Aug 23, 2019
Bleached out hag.

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