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Romance › Re: Injuries I Sustained For Fighting For A Lady Last Night. Photos!! by Skelewu: 10:15am On Oct 01, 2019

Education › Re: Comparing Graduate School In The USA and UK by Skelewu: 10:16pm On Sep 22, 2019

kash3000:
Nigeria is More Better !

It's obvious from your English that you're a product of the Nigerian educational system. undecided

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Politics › Re: EMT: Osinbajo’s Position As VP Has Become Totally Irrelevant – Afenifere by Skelewu: 8:33pm On Sep 17, 2019

hisexcellency34:
With all Osinbajo did for Buhari while he was sick, i will be shocked if Buhari dump him

Dump him how? Can a sitting vp be dumped? Never.

Politics › Re: Ebonyi State Unveils Her New Government House by Skelewu: 7:05am On Sep 17, 2019

Good.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Engaged By Her Facebook Lover: "Facebook Paid Me Off" by Skelewu: 10:52pm On Sep 16, 2019*

I don't see her as really beautiful. She's even approaching late 30s just like her female friends in the last picture. I can understand why she's so excited about the engagement.

Time is no longer on her side. Her being on Facebook has really favoured her.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Engaged By Her Facebook Lover: "Facebook Paid Me Off" by Skelewu: 10:44pm On Sep 16, 2019

You should have waited until after the wedding.

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Sports › Re: Tammy Abraham Hints At Switching Allegiance To Nigeria by Skelewu: 2:07pm On Sep 16, 2019

truthsayer009:
Every evil spirit from the village calling this boy to come back to the Hell called Nigeria. I BIND YOU

Culture › Re: Part Of Igbo Land Where You Mustn’t Kill A Python by Skelewu: 11:49am On Sep 16, 2019

klassd:
True, we don't kill them in Ukpo, dunukofia.

That's a lie. Ukpo people eat it the most.

Culture › Re: Part Of Igbo Land Where You Mustn’t Kill A Python by Skelewu: 11:25am On Sep 16, 2019

AngryNijerian:
I know one woman that python mistakenly bit in her farm. She said to the python; why will you bite me, don't you know that i'm daughter of the soil and besides i didn't intentionally march you. Immediately the python's venom started dripping off her leg. You will think its a story but it actually happened.

You don't kill python here, some see python entering their room at night but won't bat an eyelid and will probably sleep in that same room with the python. If you don't like its presence take a stick and take it out of your house while you throw the stick away because if you don't it will trace that stick back to your house.

But python doesn't have venom na.

Politics › Re: Discos’ Collection Efficiency Drops Despite Tariff Hike by Skelewu: 8:02am On Sep 16, 2019

otuekong1:
Yeah,it can be done before its installed but if you open it after it has been installed,it enters tamper mode,its 10k to take it normal

Hmm, never knew that. The technician in my street never told me that. Perhaps he's not aware of that. Guess I'll have to shelve the idea of rigging mine when they finally install it.

Politics › Re: Discos’ Collection Efficiency Drops Despite Tariff Hike by Skelewu: 7:50am On Sep 16, 2019

otuekong1:
Pray not to have a prepaid meter because the meters read so very very fast

The meter can be rigged to read slowly by a skilled technician.

Celebrities › Re: "Majek Fashek Is Not Dead" - Umenka Uzoma, Manager (video) by Skelewu: 7:44am On Sep 16, 2019

Thank God.

That man that always looks like he's one hair breath away from death. I pray he recovers soon.

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TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija 2019: Mercy, Ike, Tacha And Omashola Freed As Biggie Cancels All Strikes by Skelewu: 7:37am On Sep 16, 2019

kolajoo:
BBN anyways! Let experience Dubai trip together. Free trip on me

WhatsApp 08179998808

Guy you look like a kidnapper.

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Politics › Re: Discos’ Collection Efficiency Drops Despite Tariff Hike by Skelewu: 6:57am On Sep 16, 2019

Thunder fire Dem dia. Since Dem no wan give everybody prepaid meter and prefer to do estimated billing, Na so many people go dey dodge payment.

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Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Ebuka's Outfit For Tonight's Eviction (Photos) by Skelewu: 10:08pm On Sep 15, 2019

Lizzieorex:
This one that ebuka is wearing agbada hope is not seyi that is going home today am just saying sha

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Literature › Re: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Celebrates Her 42nd Birthday Today by Skelewu: 4:02pm On Sep 15, 2019

Jibsy203:
What tribe are you? If you are my tribe i can help

Romance › Re: Finally, Pictures Of CHENZEN Surfaces On Nairaland by Skelewu: 11:45am On Sep 15, 2019

This deluded dufus really thinks he's important.

Romance › Re: If You Are Interested???? by Skelewu: 11:39am On Sep 15, 2019

You be tiff. angry

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Politics › Re: Sam Oboh Shot, Car Riddled With Bullets [PHOTOS] by Skelewu: 6:21pm On Sep 14, 2019

softwerk:

Edo State used to be a peaceful state until one short man devil declared war!

Go to church for Thanksgiving because if you had been successfully assassinated, it would most likely end up as Herdsmen attack like this one above me already concluded.

He didn't make any conclusion, he was just asking a question.

Sports › Re: Saveli Kononov Given AK-47 For Man Of The Match Performance (Photos) by Skelewu: 4:10pm On Sep 13, 2019

All I know is that that man there is not 23 years old. He looks like a 46 year old man. undecided

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Politics › Re: Ashura Procession In Nigeria: Dead And Injured People (Graphic Photos) by Skelewu: 1:34pm On Sep 10, 2019

Let them continue killing themselves there in the north.

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Celebrities › Re: DMW Obama Spotted In Davido's Studio, Debunk Rumour Of Being Chased Out by Skelewu: 10:54am On Sep 10, 2019

FarahAideed:
Thanks I didnt even notice

Welcome.

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Celebrities › Re: DMW Obama Spotted In Davido's Studio, Debunk Rumour Of Being Chased Out by Skelewu: 10:36am On Sep 10, 2019

FarahAideed:
Well all I want to say is Davido becareful with that guy ..this is how Eric Holder killed Nipsey Hustle after hanging around him for years .. That Obama has hidden hatred fro you

Nipsey Hussle. wink

Sports › Re: Samuel Eto'o Ends His 22-Year Football Career by Skelewu: 10:03am On Sep 10, 2019

This was on front page yesterday. No more news I guess.

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Autos › Re: Brandnew Empty Gallons For Sale..₦500 per each.. large quantities available by Skelewu: 1:55am On Sep 10, 2019

That's fvcking expensive for a 4 litres gallon.

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Education › Re: Meet Victoria Okoro: The Face Of Akwa Ibom State Polytechnic (Photos) by Skelewu: 10:51pm On Sep 09, 2019

Not really about her face but her booty.

Celebrities › Re: Rachael Okonkwo: I Didn’t Crash Ken Erics’ Marriage by Skelewu: 10:45pm On Sep 09, 2019

I believe her.

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Celebrities › Re: Busola Dakolo Demands N10 Million & An Apology From Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo by Skelewu: 6:22pm On Sep 09, 2019

donstan18:
This was her plan all long.

She wants money, not justice. Tell me why people with should take cases and accusations like hers serious.

Lmao! Shameless broke opportunist who's still pained that the pastor didn't marry her.

It's appalling how people like you reason through your anuses. Why will she be pained that Fatoyinbo did not marry when he was already married when he raped her? He was already married and had a new born baby when he raped her. Think with your head godamnit!

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Crime › Re: Lady Who Set Herself On Fire Over Fiance’s Inability To Marry Her (Graphic Pix) by Skelewu: 1:43pm On Sep 09, 2019

So wetin she gain now? She has disfigured herself for life. She has incurred huge cost for her parents who will pay to treat the wounds and as it stands no one will ever marry her.

If she really wanted to commit suicide, she should have used sniper. Quick and easy.

Health › Re: Topless White Man And His Partner Jogging Along The Road In VI, Lagos by Skelewu: 8:20am On Sep 09, 2019

Why tag him topless? Topless should be used for ladies not for a man, much less an old shrivelled man. Shirtless should be used for men biko.

Romance › Re: Out Of This 3 Ladies Who Is The Most Beautiful by Skelewu: 9:50pm On Sep 08, 2019

The one in your profile will do.

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