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prettyH:
Hi guys,

Please how much will it cost to get e passports for kids in the Uk, they are between the ages of 3yrs to 6mths cos they have to go to naija end of July and which particular website do I apply cos there are different ones . I need to do it asap

As well, do they still endorse kids on mothers passports in the Uk?

Thanks

Follow this link sister http://www.nigeriahc.org.uk/fees_processingonline.html

shanda:
As an adventurous four year old boy, there was this lady living two buildings away from mine. She liked me so much, cos I was good looking as kid. She will kiss me and tell me to go to my mom's shop to steal some money. I do oblige because she'll promise to kiss me again. I repeated this a couple of times until my smart mum started noticing a particular habit in me ( I'll come to her shop, play around for sometime and then disappear). When my mum caught me red handed stealing, she made me confess. I told her everything the lady has been doing to me apart from kissing my lips and you could just imagine wat happened after that urself.

I believe you.

Mine happened to me when i was in nursery school, there is this aunt(name witheld) that really like me alot, she is a neighbour. She will prepare food and call me to come and eat, after eating with her, she will take me into her bedroom and start romancing me on the bed. I still remember till today, I dont feel happy about it tho. that's not right trust me.

1st gurl


2nd gurl

We just dont get it right for once in Naija,

I know it poster

Bad Boy Obama (BBO)    

ChukzDee:
Or you could say this.


Hair often argued to be the toughest on earth even tougher than cambodian and ethiopian hair

example ; Feel this sample of nigerian hair,its so tough,i couldnt cut this with a chainsaw

ChukzDee gave the best reply, just like when brother Akon said "Faster than Usain Bolt the fastest thing running" in "Im so paid".

Ofcourse we all know that Usain Bolt is the fastest man runing but just saying faster than Usain bolt, so the same thing applies to "Tougher than Nigerian hair" (We all know that Nigerians are tougher).

Hope i shed a lil bit light tho.

Benita Iyere

Check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMJgdubyxm8&feature=related

None of the above, for me its YAKOYO (Enter and bellefull), lol 

Pako blue

Iya risika

mama ogbanga

mama put

mama oyin igbo, one santana and onugun soup

e.t.c   

Ori re on 4 ka si be, ontu ka yan yan

cheiiii this yoruba people self, lol

OneNaija:
My Friend told me yesterday at the club While Drinking 2 Bottle of Star. He told me His travel to Sixteen African Country in 4 Hours. Charlie I can’t stop Laughing when he said that. Me don high finish self. As soon As He mention He travel to Sixteen African Country in 4 Hours My Eye Clear Instant. Can it be Possible to Travel to Sixteen African Country in 4 Hours even with Private Jet?

Your both drunkard,

brein:
Thanks Mukina, pls kindly check out the link to the locked thread, I just can't imagine. This has been a major problem on Nairaland and i think something had better been done on time before . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-288331.96.html

Seun are you readin this?

No disturbance pls, sheun is sleeping, lol

chukz4real:
Never hawked in my life. Hmmm, when I was in Lagos I use to enjoy the way Lagos bus conductors rap with the name of their bus stops and I decided to give it a try for fun in Kaduna state. It was my class mate' bus (he was driving while I was shadowing )It was fun though we didn't make a dime at the end of the trip.

hahahahahahaha funny u

my own question is , if someone has done abortion b4 , can she still get pregnant in her live again?

Moderators don enter problem for NL o. people complaining about moderation here and there, oya moderators come out and defend una self o.

Everybody is a hawker,     

tytylayor:
i dnt hawk on d street, but i take tins to school during my sec school dayz, and it was very interesting

Oh ,are u the one that used to sell us gala in those days, lol

@ Jeovy

We hawk the same thing together. Me and my sister used to be kerosene hawker, i used to carry 7 bottle while ma sister used to carry 14 bottles.

Thanks to God things are ok now, no more hawking.

Missy B:
I'm fine jare. . . .Thanks and You?

Yeah I'm fine too and things have been working well for me, thanks to God Almighty .

multimedia:
Lol @ Jay bee

She loves[b] rock[/b] and i love music generally, any kind of music

You see now how the rock music dey worry him head come dey behave like that,

Dont mind jare, thats a damnnnnnn shame .

Like one poster said, "let her go" thats means shile and grab another gurl up ur street .

@ Miss B

Longest time, not seen u for ages. Hope ur good sha .

torture:
I heard one of d careless girls said she went to miami beach in london.

Dont tell me its true

davidovie:
The British Border Agency as also known as UKBA (Home Office) are the worst RACIST in the world, Please, Go to the YARLS WOOD Detention Centre very close to London, where they Detain Newly born babies and their parents and some time inject pregnat women at the detection camp so as not to give birth in their country to claim right of Abode in future. They have around 7 different Immigration detection camp around England. They have a nurse in YARLS WOOD Detection centre that do the dirty job of injecting pregnat women to kill their baby her name is RUTH and staff name Vickie Murrey and alot other Home office staff In CARDIFF name Philip Alanquatermine and Philip Lawson and in LONDON Nick Church ( they are highly racist they hated BLACKS with a passion.

This Detection Camps are Worst Than GERMANY DETECTION CENTRE That killed 6 million Jews During Adolf Hitlar time.

So they should teaching us HUMAN RIGHT.

it a shame to U.K. Government,

Lets start Deporting all the Britons in Nigeria without the right papers to leave in this country.

If what u said is true, then they are not human being.

I can only boil egg

Thank you all for the response, at least we all know the truth now from people experience, so is not that I'm lieing.

@ Untainted

u raised very important issues and have received very sensible replies.
but i want to know if it is about the Hausa man or the problems of the embassy

Thanks for the question, I will say its the problem of the Nigeria embassy for failling to create a proper good management also, the Hausa guy is not well trained to be a customer service. A good customer service will not fight and will always have good manners and will take his time to deal with any issue with sense. If he/she is not sure of what to do then he/she will contact his supervisor or manager. Also he/she can have a word with his team mate for solution. Hope have answered ur question   

NOTE: Being Hausa man is not my problem, but just providing a good service for customers is the main talk right here, I'm a Yoruba boy tho hope u not upset with me sha,       .

@ Tonisafe

I wish you were there today and u will know what i mean.

Ok as a proper standard office that belongs to a whole country, why will they have to let people in from the fire exit that is got a stirecase? forgetting that some women have got buggy. The main door was shut which allows easy access.

Why will some people be waiting several hours with kids and later on turning into fight for wasting their time? and this happens just because the application submitted was turned upside down so the first person will be the last and the last person will be the first.

Ok tell me what about the guy that jumped the que I was on, just because he knew the guy on the counter. I bet the same guy will go to the bus station and jump the que,   

Toni abeg eat well o b4 u go or else that hausa guy will knock u down dont 4get that u are in Oshodi London

Have you ever been there to do one thing or the other? pls share your experience.

My Experience

I got there around 10am, what a shame people lining up outside and one man taking them in one by one, people squeezing each other to get in (Number pick system should have been used in this situation). I managed to get in and here we go lots of people sitting down and complaining and making noise, the whole atmosphere looks like when u are in Naija. They put this tall Hausa guy at the door to give customer service. Infact you need to see the way he was talking to people in a bad  manner (definitely not a good customer service). He nearly tear off one woman`s document when argument broke out. Another woman with three kids started another fight. Because the guy behind me knew the guy on the counter, he just jumped the Que and submitted his document so i have to complain.  management is just really poor, people saying that Hausa guy at the door hasn't even got WAEC,NVQ not even to talk of ND, but because he is tall and can fight very well thats why they put him there, u need to see his face, he has scar face.

Sometime ago i was complaining about two Nigerian  bank workers having a big argument in front of their customer, this is just not right. We need to step up in how we do things and how we manage things (management)

Finally sha i was able to do what i went for in Naija Embassy in London but trust me management is quite different from other office in UK that is been conducted by the white people.

initiate:
Please refer to this quote hereunder

Gettolove what is the name of this church?

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Re: Why Should A Father Make Love To His Daughter
« #24 on: April 30, 2009, 03:25 PM »

A friend of mine told me that in her church,The pastor asked people who had slept with their daughters or sons to come out and ask for forgiveness.
She said the crowd that came out was scary and unbeleivable

Its a lie o, people like you use to say my friend my freind, lol