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Friday was my class mate from primary 3-6. Coincidentally, he lived in the same area with me. Though his house was a little bit far from mine but it was trekable. Friday's aunty just brought him from the village to the city newly that was how he was registered in our school so he could acquire formal education. Friday was older than us all in the class with at least 4 years. I remember the first time I saw pubic hair was the day Friday and I went out to ease ourselves during break session. As my eyes turned towards Friday's pipipi I saw hair all over the place and out of shock and surprised, I asked him what was that and he just replied that with time I will get to understand. Long story made short. We left primary school same year but Friday and I were no longer friends with reasons which I will give later. when I was in JSS1, Friday had already started working with a bus driver as a conductor. We hardly see him in the area because of his new job. he goes out very early and closes very late at night. The day I stop by at his aunt's house to check on him as old friend I was told that he no longer stays with her, he's chosing quick money over his future and that he now associate with bad friends. For close to 10 years me and Friday never saw each other. I had already forgotten if I ever met or knew anyone like him. I had finished my secondary school, gained admission to UNIBEN faculty of education. in my 3rd year in sch I was posted to Oko prison in Benin City to teach in the prison adult education center. One beautiful morning as I was walking majestically to the literacy center. I saw a young man with handcuff in his hand and was being ordered around by the prison warder. when I turned to look at his face, behold it was my old friend Friday. When he saw me, he bowed his head in shame. I called his name but he shamefully refused to answer. like a blink of an eye, he was escorted away by the prison warder. when I got to my class I couldn't concentrate for some minute. I was just wondering what on Earth could possibly be the reason why he was in prison? Then I remembered some of his life style during the short period we were friends then I was no longer surprised that Friday finally landed in prison.
1. Back then in primary school, one day he asked me to follow him to where they sale buns, eggroll etc. when we got there, he just pointed to the headmaster's office from a distance that the head master asked him to come buy 2 egg rolls that when he's less busy he will send someone to bring the money. the gullible seller just gave Friday 2 egg rolls. when we left he gave me 1 and he ate the other. That was when I knew Friday deceived the man. But what to do? if I dare report Friday it means I'm in for a big trouble.
2. That buns seller wasn't the only 1 Friday deceived. That was how he was busy visiting different shops where they sell things deceiving them in the name of the head master and head mistress. Friday was also bringing huge amount to sch back then. I believed he was stealing from his aunt's provision shop because he was the one managing the shop after school. Of all his activities in primary school, the 1 that really shocked me most was the day we finished our promotion exam to primary 5. Friday asked me to wait for him that he wants to see the class teacher. I didn't know his intention but I had to obey. when all the pupils had left remaining me, Friday and the teacher, then Friday went to meet the class teacher telling her that he didn't perform well in the exam and that the teacher should promote him that he was ready to pay the teacher if she agrees. The class teacher was really mad at Friday. She started shouting and insulting my friend. he walked Friday out of her sight. Friday would have really influenced me negatively if not for the timely intervention of my parents that adviced me to stop associating with him because of some behavior he was exibiting. I wanted to use the advantage of the fact that I was working there temporarily to plead with some of the prison warders who were my friends to give me the opportunity to see him so we could talk one on one even if it's just 10 minute. But then, I couldn't remember his surename. hence identifying him from other Fridays in the prison wasn't going to be an easy task. Only God knows what actually led Friday to prison

Maryjane001:
Ur village people have finally tied ur destiny to Cele babes.....lol
Woe betide u
Better v sense for once
I don't v issues with celestial church o, but their rituals are out of this world.
It is up to u to choose....

have you been to cele church before? how did u know about their rituals?

she's lucky

And Buhari is just watching and doing nothing about it

ReluctantAdult:
You're a pain to reason with. Whether that's because of your inability to read and understand one's train of thought, or your fierce sentimental and emotional brain which is negating to reasoning, I can't tell.
Because if you had clarity of thought you'd have read my post to understand that I do not support MouthAction both by men and women.

The truth stands, whether you choose to see it as archaic or dogmatic is less of my concern. A thinking human should know that their health is more important than some temporary pleasure. Says a lot about the kind of careless person you are, putting your health on the line just to get some 'sexual satisfaction' and staying 'woke'.

Well, it's so sad you're incapable of utilising the actual tool for pleasure that you're resorting to unhygienic means to salvage your degraded bedroom self-esteem.

If your incapability is of natural reasons, I wouldn't mock you, but if you're a fat lazy ass or your dick is dead from many STIs, then you're less of a man.

There's war in Nairaland

Norphiee:
To my own understanding and knowledge...I don't think too much of billing can make you do illegal jobs, if it's not that you made up your mind to do it...you can't give out what you don't have.

my dear I know of friends who went into selling drugs to meet d need of family members. u have not seen it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

2dice01:
I read somewhere where a China guy was asking

Why do African players runs to China League to Play

The comment that crack me up was

Because they have extended family that relay on them

2dice01:
I read somewhere where a China guy was asking

Why do African players runs to China League to Play

The comment that crack me up was

Because they have extended family that relay on them

Many people in Nigeria think all is well with everyone living abroad especially those in Europe.

It's sad that many don't even want to know what you are doing for a living or if you even have accommodation.

Many don't care if you have eaten or if u even have the necessary documents to move around to work. The moment they call their loved once they start laying their complains and expect u to meet all their expectations. Failure to do so, they tag u with different names such as being wicked, stingy etc.

This has pushed alot of people Abroad to engage in all sorts of illegal deals to raise funds to meet family needs. But when yawa will gas u will be left alone to carry the cross. Inside Life

The major problem we have in Nigeria is English language. Whenever we fail to understand each other, abuse, fight, calamity etc becomes the other of the day.

Missyford31:
Lol U prefer hairy? I think it's not feminine. I gotta smooth as a baby's bum myself �

it's a turn on for me.

Missyford31:
Sexy HAIRY body U say?��

Sure

Sonfethopia:
Firstly ,when you give your child up for adoption, she's no longer yours. Legally she has a new parent and you can never claim her. They won't even Allow you go near her. Its like selling a child legally.

So make your decisions right.

Wow! I just learnt something new today.

it's not by rolling on the ground that will make a girl to say yes to a marriage proposal. When u have bad habits all over u as a man. if u like roll inside gutter. No reasonable girl will say yes to ur proposal.

I've learnt Something new today. Thanks @ OP for bringing this here and to those comments above

Futurejoy:
Thank you. Can I inbox you?

graciousman1@yahoo.com

Futurejoy:
I know another business idea that you can add along side and if you are serious with it, in less than a year. You will experience more financial breakthrough.

feel free to share d idea with me

shugasofttouch:
I love this spirit. Won't mind being your friend.

babe drop ur contact now

mentored:
Too early to jump to Mairaland bro.
No go Update your village pipu about your plans

u have a very good point

See meat. Because everything na meat for Nigeria

That guy don jogodo lol

Coder2Client:
With what she did, if she comes back will you accept her back or not?

She's already a past tense.

konkonbilo:
Don't let her dictate for you bro. Money dey wetin you won do,no mind her. Atleast you fit de make 8-10k daily if you plan am well. Buy bus, those 14 seater bus. You go do early morning hustle and evening hustle.

Thanks man

Tina001:
So where is the good?

The good thing is that it will enable me find my true love. not a pretender or a conditional love

Due to this pandemic, the company where I work decided to lay off some staff. Unfortunately I was 1 of the people sacked. But I have N1 million as savings.

Now I'm thinking of starting a small scale business and also buy a car that I can use to pick passengers that are returning from work every evening from 4pm to 8pm everyday. But my girlfriend is against the idea. she said it's too downgrading for a graduate like me that if I go ahead with the plan she's going to quit the relationship. She said she wants her man to do a white collar job n not to hustle like a taut.

As for me, I'm tired of working with people. I want to be a Boss of my own. This situation will help me find my true love. A woman that will love me for who I am, what I have, what I do and not what she wants me to do.

We all look but see differently. I've nothing to say to both of them

chinoonew09:

trash... who made u our tutor..?

lol

MrBrownJay1:
always be yourself with women, instead of pretending to be who you are not (for foolish reasons). you are just as foolish as the babe, if you think that telling her BS to be with her is an achievement. what are you ashamed of? i guess next week you will tell her you are Dangote's son, abi?!?

you are right

The very first girl I fell in love with didn't give me attention. all my efforts to make her like me prove abortive. so I gave up because I was a learner. 1 year later after gathering enough experience, I went back to her on 1 faithful Sunday. she was surprised to see me because we've not seen for a long time. Then she asked me " where have u been?" Then I was about to write my waec but I told her the reason y she hasn't seen me was because I was in school. I told her I gained admission to UNIBEN College of medicine. The babe just melt instantly. She started complying to everything I was saying. her respect 4 me was lifted high. The next day I bleeped her very way. she came another day I bleeped her again. Since that day I find it hard to tell a woman the truth. They are happier when I lie to them than telling them the truth. my only fear is that I don't want to continue my life this way