₦airaland Forum

highpriestess:
lool,so true!!

reason I don't cook in any guy's house atall.

All I see is female using a male moniker which sound like a female

GutsOverFear:
So you are not as bothered getting infections as you are getting her pregnant..

If only you can do push and pull...

Withdrawal method...its only meant for professionals..

delugajackson:
This is the most fúcked up post I've ever seen in my entire life. My long áss motherfúkin life on Nairaland. You mean you've been sleeping with her with protection all these while, meaning you never trusted her. Now what made you develop trust for her all of a sudden?

Let's not even mention the fact that you're endangering her life with wrong dosage of a drug as powerful as Postinor2. The effects far outweigh the benefits, and I put it to you that you're jeopardizing that girl's future. You won't be there when she will be going from church to church, searching for solution to her problem.

But who am I to judge? I think you're just a misguided fellow that needs some positivity, so here's my advice for you - Tell her to take 12 packets of Postinor2; 3 for each round of sex and 1 for every thrust. Or better still, take her to a doctor for her womb to be removed totally. That way, you'll never have to worry about her being pregnant anymore. Olodo! Postinor2 kill you dia!

Bros the guy mumu ehn.......the guy don finish the girl already maybe the girl is an educated illiterate....you can pass for a comedian bros.

Jossyroyal1:
Nothing special

awwfar:
help!!! I fhucked my friend's babe and now he is getting all mad at me instead of been thankful....what if he married that bitch and she started fhucking around nko..now that I exposed her bitchy side ,my friend dey plan for my Bleep up instead of celebrating me.

You be mumu, ask me why and I will tell you...

This woman can lie......ah!!! Thank God she want to divorce him....she is cheat as in a cheating machine

MsFaith:
Oh God! Please spare our lives from untimely death, we don't want news like this, we want testimonies instead. Grant eternal rest to these beautiful souls you have called and total healing to their mother. Give her Your consolation and fortitude to bear this great loss Amen

You sound like a lost puppy....everybody gatto die but everybody wanna stay alive....we all gonna die but not like this tragic one.......

Op you be bolo.....mumu ni eh..too much of everything is a disease....I used to play it and I quit when its time for me to quit so its like you are so into it that devil use you as a tool to destroy yourself and besides you are still standing and not dead so go back and finish what you started.

ozo13:
Corcordile

No be only Corcordile but na cockcockdile...

brownshooga:
who will arrest him
When they have oga at the top

You get sense I swear...

kmaster007:
dat one nah story..

I dey tell you.....pure story

kmaster007:
dat one nah story..

I dey tell you

Headlaw:
Putting the boy on the flight is good but dressing him would have been better. The boy's shoe is fighting with the trouser "don't touch me"

I have pull your shirt real good.....

divineneed:
Any chance i get to leave this country, m never coming back

I can say that a million time.....

See crowd....wow!!!!

joelison:
Police report is no longer needed to institute treatment for a gunshot injury. The hospital should be sued for ignorance

They need to be sued mehn!!!.....why I'm I yelling?

God punish naija police

Please did anybody have any idea about New Zealand?.....I need to change environment after my services.

donstan18:
For God sake! How many seconds will it take to say Goodmorning?

Reason why Nigerian ladies will continue to be seen as write-off on this planet. You will hardly see a foreign man praise them.

Very very disrespectful, mannerless and unintelligent when it comes to socializing and interacting with people. All their lives revolves around is nothing but money.

Had it being that her co-worker is a rich man, she would have greeted him 5 times that very morning, but due to her typical Nigerian attitude and foolishness, she did nothing but to ask if he/she'll die if she fails to greet.

Right now, I don't know between their smelling pussay and their mannerless attitude, which is more of a disaster to humanity.

It's she not he......as per the co-worker.

It's none of my business.....

dynicks:

Why the long face?

friendlyadvice:
Hellz yea I'm a green white green bleeding monkey just like u

Gerrard59:
Drugs are not good. Preferably watermelon or yogurt and last long. When you ejaculate, that should be it. Don't come and kill yourself.

And please, sex goes beyond penile penetration.

And more water.......

Buhari is a zombie I swear that's why SARS dey treat us like this.....naija, a shithole anyways.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Where your village people decide to give u a demon as a husband.

BluntBoy:
I don't mean to be tribalistic, but how come Igbo men are the ones in the news nowadays for killing their wives? I thought it was said that they knew how to take care of women better than men from other parts of the country?

You already a tribalistic bigot...

Processor01:
I'm done with Nigeria - dead country.

So dead a country..

AutoSpaNg:
when I watch videos like this I lose hope in this Nation. what would warrant a trained security officer to draw his weapon in a small office skirmish which could be easily settled to favor all present. Buhari should not authorize state police because the situation will even become worse when he does that. friends of the Governor can now use the police to perpetrate acts of terror as we have just witnessed in this shameful video. there is presently no explanation for that officer to draw his weapon even if we don't really know what happened here.

State police is not needed in this country of ours.

obailala:
This is definitely a very ill thought programme... Give a man fish and you feed him for a day; give the same man fishing equipment, you feed him and his generation for life. In a country like Nigeria which suffers a devastating infrastructural deficit, it is purely silly for anyone to conceive such a wasteful idea.

There are numerous examples of much needed infrastructural projects this money can fulfill. We all know it is virtually IMPOSSIBLE for this money not to be looted by hawks in authority, but even if we are to just assume the money is actually being paid to the poorest of the poor, this programme still remains a monumental waste of scarce resources.

$322 million at N305/$1 amounts to about N98.2 billion and if that amount is equally split into 6 parts, that amounts to ~N16 billion. N16 billion can as an example, build a very well equipped mega-hospital in each of the 6 geopolitical zones and that would remain an endearing legacy attached to Buhari's name. But unfortunately, our leaders think in different ways... It's high time Nigeria started having sound people as leaders...

The bolded says it all.

friendlyadvice:
macron be like
I am sooooo bathing with bleach when I get back, all these monkeys make me feel like I'm at a zoo

Are you one of the monkeys?

OKorowanta:
What's she thinking?
Who stole her happiness?
E be like say Palace juju don turn her eye..
Won't be surprised if she turns Ooni new wife.
Ye! Who slap me?

d
Na ooni of ife slaps you.