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A dog has been diagnosed with having coronavirus after contracting it from its owner in Honk Kong.

Yvonne Chow Hau Yee took her dog to a vet in the Happy Valley area of the city and results showed that the dog tested positive to the virus though it had not shown any symptoms.

The dog is now being kept in quarantine for 14 days after rectal, oral and nasal samples came back confirming it had the disease. Officials at the Agriculture, Fisheries and Conservation Department (AFCD) ordered for the dog to be kept at Hong Kong’s only quarantine facility where its condition will be monitored and it will continue to be tested.

The AFCD said in a statement that it "does not have evidence that pet animals can be infected with Covid-19 virus or can be a source of infection to people".

Pet owners were being reminded to get into the habit of washing their hands after touching their pets.


The incident is believed to be the first case of a pet catching the virus.


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SPLITS:
Just like Ebola, it will still be a story. Amen

sure but d dead toll ko?

i hope it urs n not someones own


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priscaoge:
As important as this is, I hope they channel the money into good use. Let the Masses enjoy common Social amenities, good road, well equipped hospital and a standard/conducive learning environment.

dey wait

is that ur job? fool

1.
A few years ago, my French bf-at-the-time took me to Paris to meet his family....His mother, a haughty Parisienne who believes that her only son is GOD, and that no girl could possibly be classy enough to deserve him.

Their regard is mutual - he worships her as much as she worships him.

One evening after a champagne-soaked dinner, she left to go to the theater.

Expecting that she'd be gone for several hours, we started having regular sex, and then anal sex, on a couch adjacent to the table at which we'd had dinner.

Things kept getting hotter, and my b.f. started f*cking my ass with the slim end of a champagne bottle. This felt good at first... but then I realized that something felt off.

I slowed him down in an attempt to understand what on Earth my body was doing, and I realized that my bowels were moving. And I kind of realized that it was too late to stop what was happening.

At this already Godforsaken moment, we hear a key in the door and his mother pops into the room. The bitch had forgotten her shawl or something.

So there I am, naked, on her couch, while her son, also naked, is holding a champagne bottle that is obviously deeply embedded in my ass. We shriek, and he yanks out the bottle.

And immediately out comes a LARGE, dark brown, smelly piece of poop. It just rolls out - this felt like it was happening in slow motion, and I kept trying to stop it but I couldn't - and lands on her couch.
The French boy and I broke up shortly thereafter. I dumped him - pun intended.


2.
I met some guy at a party, and ended up going to his house... Mid-thrust, he started laughing manically and yelled "I am fucking an alien princess! I am fucking an alien princess!" I, far too sober, immediately stopped, and then had to listen to him say, with wide eyes: "your vagina looks like the fridge scene in Ghostbusters."

I fell asleep and woke up in the morning to him eating a whole key lime pie in bed.

Not even looking over at me, he said: "you can't have any." I walked home.


3.
While riding me cowgirl, an ex bounced up too high, I partially slid out, she came back down and my penis kinked in the middle, to the left. I felt the snap echo through my entire body.
Horrible screams.

A shame, it was pretty fun up until that point.It stayed like that for nearly a year when one day it miraculously straightened itself.


4.
It was the first time I had sex with this guy, and he was hitting it from behind on his big brass bed.

At one point, I was getting tired, so I went to turn my head to make eye contact (I had read that that made guys crazy) and I realized that my head was stuck between the brass posts.

I was like a kid in a banister, and kept imagining firemen having to save me. My date sure couldn't save me - he, in fact, laughed so hard that he peed on the floor.


5.
He wouldn't stop trying to make me deep throat. So I threw up on his dick and left. The end.”


6.
I met a guy on eHarmony. After our second date, we went to his apartment to, basically, get drunk and have sex.

He goes down on me and after a few minutes, I end up in excruciating pain. I look down and see blood everywhere. He bit off a piece of my fucking vagina.


7.
I was with this girl and she was kind of an emo chick. I can deal with that. She also liked it kinda rough which I was also kind of okay with.

Then we are having sex one night and she wanted me to choke her. So whatever cool I do a little choking and try to make her happy.

She keeps saying she wants to be choked harder and harder. I keep doing this and she finally tells me to choke her until she taps me on the shoulder. She wanted to be fucking choked out practically. I finally start choking her the way she wants but at this point I’m scared this girl is going to die. I release my death grip and she slaps me in the face and says, “choke me harder you bitch.”

So I just start fucking her and choking her as hard as I can and I’m about to cum. I want to get this shit over with and nope the Bleep out. Apparently she could tell I was about to cum and she told me to cum inside her. NO FUCKING WAY was I cumming inside this fucking crazy girl.


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princessdiv58:
Good morning everyone, please I want to know if Julia.com.ng is real or fake. I registered on their site and paid 3k, but till date my portfolio is not verified.

And also, there is an Ushering agency named Pearl Ushering, they asked me to pay 5k before I can be added to their group chat and be part of the them, i did some inquiries, called their Facebook number and the person that picked told me the other contact that told me to pay 5k I fake, and that they don't charge 5k but 3k, but my confusion is that both of this contacts keep posting WhatsApp status of events they attend.
Please help me, I just want to do something to boast my income.

Am Divine
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You can call me if you have any information.
Thanks.

if u are asked to pay its fake

Meenah005:
Hi.. Pls does anyone know about bronze ushering agency

if dey ask for fee b4 u get paid waka

I’ve run my own business, first as a sole-proprietor for nine years, then as a corporation for four. I’ve earned a good income in that time. It’s allowed me to take on interesting projects, travel full-time and work whenever I want.

To many outsiders, it looks like I’m living the fantasy you see on so many “earn money from home” scams advertised online.

Despite all this, I absolutely hate the advice that comes with the saying, “You’ll never be rich working for somebody else.”

This is a little phrase that gets thrown around in some corners of the internet, which glorifies entrepreneurship over employment as a means to wealth, freedom and happiness. The implied advice is that working for somebody else is a sucker’s game, and that if you want to really live, you need to start your own business.
Why This Advice is Dumb

This is terrible career advice.

Don’t get me wrong. I love running a business, and I would recommend it to someone who has the right drive to make it work. But the idea that entrepreneurship is the best route to wealth and freedom is stupid.

For starters, the advice doesn’t even make sense. Many of the richest people I know earned all of their money working for other people. Accountants, doctors, engineers, CEOs and financiers. All working for others, all stinking rich.

Second, even if we ignore that the advice is literally false, the assumption—that entrepreneurship offers a better path to wealth than working for others—is bad economics.
Supply and Demand (or Why Get-Rich-Quick Doesn’t Work)

All career choices are pushed by supply and demand, just like any other purchasing decision. If a career choice is really attractive (because it offers a lot of money, for little effort, low talent and is highly prestigious) it will get a lot of new entrants. Those new entrants will increase competition, push the payoff down, and it won’t be so attractive anymore.

Suppose, for a second, that starting a business really did offer a lot more money for less effort and with fewer barriers to entry than working at a job.

What do you suppose would happen?

Obviously, more people would start businesses! Those businesses would compete. Some might succeed, others might fail. The end result would necessarily be that the average payoff to each new entrepreneur would shrink down until it was no longer so lucrative.

Economists call this stable level of profit that you should earn as a business normal profit. It is contrasted with economic profit, the kind of profit you earn when you’re a monopoly or can otherwise prevent people from competing against you.

Even though you might think to yourself, “all that means is I need to make a monopoly!” this reasoning still doesn’t work.

Everyone chasing those rare unicorn start-ups also create more competition. Since the prize is bigger if you win, it’s also more fierce before you get there, meaning that the average payoff is reduced.

Why People Don’t Earn the Same Amount

This kind of logic might seem to go too far, however. If it were true—wouldn’t all professions pay the same amount?

However, there’s at least three mediating factors that explain why some people earn more than others, even though we can expect the above reasoning to hold:

1. Some career choices have a higher variance.

Some professions have a very narrow range of possible incomes. Being a public school teacher, for instance. Others have huge ranges, say launching a start-up.

This is a problem with assessing entrepreneurship because it has much greater variance than normal professions. This means you will see some people get really rich. However, what you don’t often see, is a lot of people making zero or negative money (once you count the cost of their time and investments).

A risky-profession might return a little more on average, because people tend to be risk-adverse. But all that means is that people would rather have a decent income as a certainty, rather than a random chance at poverty or riches.

2. Some career choices offer other (non-monetary) benefits.

Some careers are sexy and prestigious. Others have legendary job security and.......


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highway express way ban i like

inside street, its just plain stupid, will people b walking wen dey get to their junction?

the mod here is a foolish creature i bet before u got appointed as a mod i was already on nairaland mumu, tell me why u first banned me.

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SAM HARRY W FT DENN ISRAEL

This song is all about describing, magnifying, the existence of our God that He always answers our prayers even when our righteousness is not worthy of His holiness but just as filthy rag.

This compelled us to worship Him with all our heart without any reservation. Is a longing that words can not describe...All we have to say you are awesome....nothing more

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yeye news how can u be unsuccessful , u tranquilizer the idiot cut d tyre, abi una no wan harm the tyre also

His name was William Dorsey Swann, but to his friends he was known as “the Queen.” Both of those names had been forgotten for nearly a century before I rediscovered them while researching at Columbia University. Born in Maryland around 1858, Swann endured slavery, the Civil War, racism, police surveillance, torture behind bars, and many other injustices. But beginning in the 1880s, he not only became the first American activist to lead a queer resistance group; he also became, in the same decade, the first known person to dub himself a “queen of drag”—or, more familiarly, a drag queen.

In 1896, after being convicted and sentenced to 10 months in jail on the false charge of “keeping a disorderly house”—a euphemism for running a brothel—Swann demanded (and was denied) a pardon from President Grover Cleveland for holding a drag ball. This, too, was a historic act: It made Swann the earliest recorded American to take specific legal and political steps to defend the queer community’s right to gather without the threat of criminalization, suppression, or police violence.

When I tell people that I’m writing a book about the life of a former slave who reigned over a secret world of drag balls in Washington, DC, in the 1880s, the looks of shock, delight, and even confusion on their faces tell me all I need to know.

My research on Swann began 15 years ago, when I stumbled upon a Washington Post article from April 13, 1888. The headline leaped off the page: “Negro Dive Raided. Thirteen Black Men Dressed as Women Surprised at Supper and Arrested.” According to another news account, more than a dozen escaped as the officers barged in and Swann tried to stop them, boldly telling the police lieutenant in charge, “You is no gentleman.” In the ensuing brawl, the Queen’s “gorgeous dress of cream-colored satin” was torn to shreds. (The fight was also one of the first known instances of violent resistance in the name of LGBTQ rights.)

To 19th century observers, Swann’s dance party was a shocking and immoral fiasco perpetrated by a vanishingly tiny minority of “freaks.” The National Republican, another Washington daily, said of the men arrested in the raid, “It is safe to assert that the number living as do those who were taken into custody last night must be exceedingly small.” Yet, despite their minuscule numbers, they made quite an impression: Hundreds of onlookers followed the men to the station to steal a glimpse of silk and skin.


John Scagliotti

That spring night in 1888 wasn’t the first time the DC police had broken up one of Swann’s dances (nor would it be the last). A similar raid occurred on the night of January 14, 1887. The Washington Critic dutifully reported, “Six colored men, dressed in elegant female attire, were arraigned in the dock at the Police Court this morning on a charge of being suspicious persons…. They nearly all had on low neck and short sleeve silk dresses, several of them with trains,” as well as “corsets, bustles, long hose and slippers, and everything that goes to make a female’s dress complete.”

Drag balls had been going on in secret for years. Invitations to the dances, for instance, were often whispered to young men at the YMCA, and newspapers described the arrests of several black men wearing “bewitching” fascinators, silk sacques, or cashmere dresses while en route to balls. In 1882, Swann served a jail term for stealing plates, silverware, and other party supplies. But the 1887 raid was the first time the wider world learned

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midnighter:
I have NEVER shared soup with anybody in my ENTIRE LIFE. WHAT are you talking about

As in are 2 of us dipping in the soup? Or dividing in separate bowls lmao how embarrassing

If you take somebody somewhere, why cant you ask them what they want to eat and give it to them Why must I eat what you eat just because youre buying it? Am I your slave? Wtf!!

In fact why cant you just buy 2 portions of soup...?

Please dont make me angry okay? I think we already ended on a good note the last time

nothing wrong, buy urs then, vex no vex how e take affect me

midnighter:
What is your point? Do you think its okay to be counting food for your guest or not I dont understand

okay let me break it down

since am accommodating i take u out to dinner, i order soup(dont know y soup) i see no reason we cant share, if u dont like it, then buy urs also, its not that hard.

when u start forming and u cant afford a plate why bother

midnighter:
You see? You were busy writing live and let live, that you will allow people to do Prayer Camp and Hajj inside your house, we should all accommodate each other blah blah

Now when it comes to your sweetheart, just to buy enough food for her dey do you somehow

Your type would mess up his wife and be spoiling a visitor, I told you before. The lady you marry is in big trouble already

plz read again n read well

midnighter:
Lol Mr. 5 Naira Man, abeg come and take me to where two of us will be sharing soup, you go see wetin I go do you

either u order for more or u order urs i wont b embarrassed, havent seen worst with girls who act like king pickin but drink garri like crazy why should i worship ur feet.

and also y da fuk will i order for soup haba

midnighter:
Please dont mind these dead bodies quoting you, why didnt he take you to where he could afford instead of embarrassing the two of you like that? Smh

whats embrassing there, if she was in love with d guy now u b saying how romantic, people with 5 naira for acc go dey fill funky

Sexyliciousbri:
This guy took me to a fancy restaurant and told me that he is ordering for us and ordered a soup, that we had to SHARE. lmao I refused to eat and we left shortly after. I never spoke with him again.

so wats wrong with that? cud u afford it on ur way?

Specyano:
Do you even know what double tap means on Instagram

den double tap back unlike no b crime

been awhile we seen her online finally she appears but appears on a porn site well she is never shy on camera but d dude she's with doesn't want to be known link below to watch her video getting it.

more videos in her channel

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midnighter:
Okay o...may God bless the works of your hands

amen sis n urs

house 10 studio, we got u covered,
chillax and record u vocal,
u still learning? no wahala we wont rush u,
u only written a verse and d other verse freestyling isnt working well no wahala wen u ready come back n complete it

let make music

midnighter:
Im starting to believe that you are just a naturally accommodating fellow...no problem but I hope you wont allow people to begin to maltreat your wife and kids in the name of "hospitality" Hmmm I have learnt small something from you today

i am it just d way i was brought up

Jayy10:
A group of strangers welcomed you into their home to pass the night. Then the next morning, you wake up and start shouting while praying, not minding how it would affect the neighborhood, and especially the ones whose home you were welcomed into. I don't think that's right, and there's no justification for that (humanly speaking), except the Holy spirit gets a hold of you which I kinda doubt can ever be the case.

I'd like to end this comment with a question: Do we have to shout when we pray?

remember they came for an occupation and yes xtain will b xtain dey pray d way dey pray anytime any where except u havent meant different kind of worshippers, so let them pray for prayers and leave with a smile on their face, no need making them think their prayers dey burn u for body.

igwegeorgiano:
My visitor farted in my sitting room and gosh d offensive smell was all over the room even my air fresher could not contained the smell. The most snnoyi g part was that she did not mind if I was angry or not. Not even an apology. Some ladies ehhnn shame is far from them walahi

mess no get toilet

Jayy10:
Dude, are you being serious right now? Really??

yes i am, i have Muslim friends wen dey visit dey pray the way dey pray, i have morning devotion friends who try to invite me i simply decline sometimes sometimes i join, look maturity brings out d best in us, childishness makes us unappealing, look @ one there saying he vex because his use his towel to clean face like it was written mumsies towel on it in d first place.

u just have to look d other way wen someone is doing there thing if thats their religion, u won't b comfortable wen someone bash in suddenly n order u to b quiet knowing fully well u weren't given a head up about d rules, so suck it up, period, it wont kill u but make people like ur kind of person