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Oyinwesola:
Hello nairalander.......can you please advice me.....my wife like fast,hard and rapid s*x.......but I don't feel arouse to that extent, I prefer short and slow s*x.......I need your advice so as to save my marriage and life thanks

you need advice? How big do you want your grave to be? Sex is not a competition, no body wins in sex

elektra:
Nobody give a sh*t about what you need. If you were so focused on all the advise you are dishing here you will not have time "need" anything from other women.

My own is, when are men going to start giving women their virginity for christ’s f*cking sake? I need virginity to cherish the person I am going to spend the rest of my life with.

but how can I know if a man is a virgin or not? I think it is unfair for a Lady to be encouraged to keep her virginity while the man is ignored

drmikeadams:
See clean loafers..how much? Do u have 46?

hahahha 46?
Obatala obatasa... My brother used that size too. We will keep roaming round the market just to get his size

Patronizing is is the only way

Upto data

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Am impressed... The boy is even a good Muslim

Look at how he cut his jeans to follow SUNNA

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Atimes I think the purpose of life is to find a key to living forever in flesh. But that idea seems useless. What exactly is the purpose of living apart from procreation?

The purpose of life is to entertain.... Have you ever wondered what the totality of what we do brings about?

The pain and joy all sum up as real life entertainment

Raalsalghul:
Responsible parents will have the minimal number of kids and at the same time plan their retirement.
People just want to Bleep anyhow without considering the consequences.

one observation I have seen is that no parent wants to be irresponsible. Parents who you think are irresponsible, deep inside them, they too are not happy being seen as running away from responsibility.
In my course of life, over the twenty something years I have lived, I have encountered matured people whose children saw as irresponsible; acted as if they are not ashamed of being irresponsible but lament when they are alone.

I really wish I could but Nairaland is a place people don't take us serious

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Corpers we

INFORMATION ABOUT MECICAL FITNESS CERTIFICATE AND REPORT.

*What is medical report?*



*Ans:* _Medical report is a report that is duly signed & stamped by a registered doctor (from a government hospital) that specifies the state of your health._*



*How does it work in redeploying me to my preferred state?*



*Ans:* _The medical report tells that you need to see your doctor for regular checkup and medication due to the state of your health_



*How can I use it for redeployment?*



*Ans:* _A redeployment form will be out 2weeks after you resume camp. You are to get it from your platoon officer, fill and attached a hand written application letter by you together with the medical report_



*How about the certificate of fitness?*



*Ans:*_The fitness certificate is a document that certifies you to be fit for the 21days in camp. Without the fitness certificate you can't do your camp registration_



*How do I get the medical report and the fitness certificate?*



*Ans:* Visit any government hospital or call *on 08146149767*



_We run redeployment report from the following states: FCT Abuja, Lagos, Port Harcourt, Akwa ibom,Oyo, Ogun, Anambra, Kano, Kaduna Osun State... etc_



*NB:*

You are to present the following during registration at the camp:

1. School ID card

2. 1st Degree Certificate or Statement of result

3. Green card

4. Callup Letter

5. Medical fitness certificate

Both original and photocopy (5copies maximum) and 8 passport photography of white or red background



Thanks.



_Journey mercy and God bless you all. Amen._





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https:///send?phone=2348146149767&text=I'm%20interested

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stephleena:
Enoch walks with God..
Abraham hosted angels, they all ate together.

Enoch Adeboye

Look at all the dates in the historical build up.
1230, 1300, 1450, 1476, 1851, 1886, 90s, 80s, 70s ,1960s .
Have you ever wondered what people who lived during this period looked like and how they live? I bet your answer is no because you think the universe revoles only around you. Your egoistic self thinks you are special.
All those dates previously mentioned shows human beings are transient, they disappear as time goes on, nothing last for ever. The earth and all that is in it belongs to no man, No gods, no religion, no race nor tribe.
Live wisely and choose wisely.

lalasticlala:
It's really long o.

hahahhaha

Corpers we

INFORMATION ABOUT MECICAL FITNESS CERTIFICATE AND REPORT.

*What is medical report?*

*Ans:* _Medical report is a report that is duly signed & stamped by a registered doctor (from a government hospital) that specifies the state of your health._*

*How does it work in redeploying me to my preferred state?*

*Ans:* _The medical report tells that you need to see your doctor for regular checkup and medication due to the state of your health_

*How can I use it for redeployment?*

*Ans:* _A redeployment form will be out 2weeks after you resume camp. You are to get it from your platoon officer, fill and attached a hand written application letter by you together with the medical report_

*How about the certificate of fitness?*

*Ans:*_The fitness certificate is a document that certifies you to be fit for the 21days in camp. Without the fitness certificate you can't do your camp registration_

*How do I get the medical report and the fitness certificate?*

*Ans:* Visit any government hospital or call *on 08146149767*

_We run redeployment report from the following states: FCT Abuja, Lagos, Port Harcourt, Akwa ibom,Oyo, Ogun, Anambra, Kano, Kaduna Osun State... etc_

*NB:*
You are to present the following during registration at the camp:
1. School ID card
2. 1st Degree Certificate or Statement of result
3. Green card
4. Callup Letter
5. Medical fitness certificate
Both original and photocopy (5copies maximum) and 8 passport photography of white or red background

Thanks.

_Journey mercy and God bless you all. Amen._


*_click on the link below to message me_*
https:///send?phone=2348146149767&text=I'm%20interested

Deicide:
Are you blind?

Not I am not. Don't confuse me with your father

validpoints:
Good afternoon to you reading this, hope your day is going well. Im new here, someone reffered me to this place to seek the advice of you the highly intelligent and sensible people on this forum. Wanted to post in the business section but i wasn't allowed to do so.
Please I have been able to save up to 500 thousand naira but my problem is that i dont know which profitable business to start up with it, im considering restaurant or getting a Fairly used bus for transportation.. Please help a brother with some valid ideas and other businesses i could use the money for, I'll be very grateful if you do, thanks.

you should have posted in business section or career section... You will find alot of matured people to answer your questions

IbrahimDamola:
If oluoma was an IBO man, we yorubas will write sanctimonious epistles on how IBOs love criminals who brainwash them while we yorubas are sophisticated that everyone in Africa.

with your moniker I think it's better to ask, "why are you obsessed with the Yoruba race"?

NwaAmaikpe:

She'd be missed by her family but not as a model because she's not so fine.
But what if she raped and stabbed herself just to implicate somebody?

funny but seems I like the plot twist

The guy might not be financially buoyant enough yet to even afford an introduction...