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Raphsays:
The experience will be more pathetic when you contact covid 19.
Stay Safe.

stupidity:
This bursty lady I invited to come chill, we gist normal, saw some movies and went to bed but first she showered and I did too: we were in bed sleeping when I felt someone rushed me with speed and grab hold of my trophy because I sleep naqed. Before I could realize what was going on, she glued her mouth to mine and almost sucked out my soul.

I had to struggle to break free and run out of the bedroom. I’m in a separate room toilet right now. Hiding naqed because I wasn’t putting any clothes on.

I can hear her calling out and looking for me because she cant find me.

She’s too big for me.

Please pray for me!! I’m scared. Have been praying for sun rise so I can call neighbors to come help me beg her to leave my house. She has broken my trust.

orisa37:
That smallest spirit is from WUHAN and It's the wickedest. It's more wicked than Hitler.

MelesZenawi:
Just stop making frivolous claims.

vikithor:
learn how to drive very well, call us from contacts below

ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz:
sent bro. Kindly acknowledge it

eni4real:
"And the truth is a woman will always misbehave towards you whether you are feeding and clothing her or not"
Please, why do you people normally act like that??

Abbymart777:
1. So when they are older at 29 or 30 suddenly they realise that time is not on their side and they desperately begin to looking for a man to marry.

2. The man as the male is naturally given the power of "PROPOSAL" while the woman is given the power of " ACCEPTANCE or " REFUSAL" What this means is that the woman by natural design is compelled to wait until a man comes with a marriage proposal before she can marry. While a man may choose the time he desires to marry, a woman must wait for a man to "decide" for her when to marry.

osato45:
U got job as a lecturer

OTayobami:
Anoda ashawo has come into the world, chai those guys go suffer

Henry22:
The baby looks like Naira marley
Naira marley come and see ur handiwork.

Chidave9:
Last last our president don add weight

AltarBoy1:
Pardon my typo and formats, na small phone I dey use.

I have been contemplating whether to create this thread or not, cos my experience was kinda embarrassing for me. But lo and behold, I was shortlisted for the next stage. So I decided to share this just so that others will pick a point or two from it (thats if there is any).
I made it to the interview stage after two tests. So as usual, I got myself prepared for the interview, researched about the company, got answers to some possible interview questions.
Fast forward to the venue of the interview, I met some other candidates at the gate. Some were with their jotters, rehearsing their answers while others are just whining away time. So I just walk up to one girl that was standing alone to chat up with her before the interview start.

Few minute later, they called in the first person. After about 20 min, they called in the second person. Then next they called me in
The panel was made up of 3 people, a lady with two other men. From what I later gathered, the lady is the zonal MD and the two men were from the HR department.
After sitting down, they requested for my documents and photocopies, which I presented to them. They were all quiet, scanning through my documents until the lady spoke up.
Lady: Can you give us one good reason why you graduated with 2.2
Me: *Silent for a while* Plz repeat the question.
Lady: *Repeats*
Me: Well, there is no excuse for failure in life. If I have to give any excuse, it should be why I made 2.1 or first class against all odds and not why I made 2.2. So I dont think I have any reason to give, even if there is, I wouldnt say it.
Lady: *Silent while looking at me*
Man1: You just said 2.2 is failure, can you tell us why you used that word failure.
Me:*see as I put myself for wahala* Well, technically speaking, I called it failure cos currently in the labor market, 90% of all job vacancy requires 2.1 and above. Its only few that accept 2.2. And giving the population of the unemployed graduates, having a 2.2 is really a disadvantage. Thats why I used the word failure.
Man2: What do you mean by technically?
Me: Conditionally or under a certain condition.
Lady: Now, does it mean that you are technically a failure
Me:*I don F-up with this word wey I use* Technically am not,*can see the smile/laff on their face* If I am, I wont be sitting right in front of you considering the two aptitude tests that one have to scale before been here.
Lady: Maybe luck was on your side.
Me: Luck cant just choose only me among all the 100s of candidates that attended the tests.
Lady: Yes it can
Me: *Silent**in my mind, I was like, e b like say na luck carry you reach this position wey you dey now.*
Man2: Now, tell us why we should hire you?
Me: *smiled**didnt know that the smile was so obvious. So as I was about answering the question, the lady cuts in*
Lady: Why are you smiling?
Me: Nothing ma.
Lady: It cant be nothing, tell us why you are smiling.
Me: *Feeling Scared* Nothing ma, maybe its cos I have a smiling face.
Lady: How can you have a smiling face when you have been boning since you came in here. Even your passport says it all.
Me: *feeling more scared* with due respect ma, its nothing.
Man1: If you dont tell us, I think you should just go so we can call in the next candidate.
Me: *confused and scared, I just decided to say anything* I am smiling because I was expecting that particular question. *decide to add salt and pepper* in fact, we have been rehearsing the answers to this question and some other possible questions outside before I was called in.
Man1: So you already crammed the answers.
Me: Not really.
Man2: Then what/how
Me: Well, I have come up with some possible answer that suits my personality
Man2: And you think that answer is good enough.
Me: *By now, am already confused, so I was just saying anything that comes to my mind* Well, at least its good enough to impress the HR.
Lady: Is that what you think
Me: *Silent*
Man1: Ok, Now answer the question
Me: Well, Let me just say it the way it is in my mind. You should hire me because am not going to fail.
Man2: What do you mean by you are not going to fail.
Me: I have been unemployed for a long time, so if given the opportunity, I will anything that I can to sure that I dont go back to my unemployed status.
*All silent*
Me: things within the banks policy and interest
Lady: Is that the answer you came up with.
Me: No. I dont want to use it again cos its just to speak English and doesnt tell the real me since is something I picked over the net and modified.
Man2: Can we hear it.
Lady: No, just leave him *turning to me* You read chemical engineering, and you want to work in a bank. Are you not trying to go off your career?
Me: Well, even though I have a background in engineering, I do not have a career yet until I gain experience in a particular field, from there I can build my career.
Lady: Do you think you can survive in the bank as an engr.
Me: Engrs are trained to be flexible and adaptive. I believe I can and will succeed in the banking sector. If Mr. XXXX (the current CEO of the bank) and Mrs. YYYYY (one of their senior executive) can succeed, I see no reason why I cant.
Man2: Why are you comparing yourself with them?
Me: Cos they both read a course that has nothing to do with banking.
Lady: Name them.
Me: Electrical Engineering and Microbiology
Man2: So you have the faith that you can do it.
Me: Yes. Plus the fact that I always have luck *grin*.
They just burst out laughing.
Man1: Tell us any three recent happenings in Nigeria or policies by the FG that is affecting the banking industry
Me: TSA, Fight against corruption and drop in oil price.
Lady: Explain them.
Me: *did the little explanation that I can* Summary is that money is leaving the bank
Lady: Go, personnel will get back to you
Naso I begin dey go come dey think say I don f-up Till just last week, I got a text that that I was successful, that they will get back to be for the next stage.
#Godwin

pheonixdld2:
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Wardrope -50k

GOFRONT:
Why wake up by 5:30am when your flight was slated for 6:00am??

MrBrownJay1:
i highly suggest you STAY HOME... many have died for less than the above foolishness you are about to embark in...

since you are talking about god, why dont you A) ask for god to send you the funds to get an apt (instead of begging online strangers for free stay) or B) go to your nearest church and ask the people there to help you.

Sewasaunt:
Ouch, wanted to refer you to a Dentist to help in Lagos.

Sewasaunt:
Hello, please are you in Lagos?

pheonixdld2:
8.0kg Haire thermocoolwashing machine(washer &dryer)- 50k
Wardrope -50k