₦airaland Forum

freecocoa:
Chai! Those two guys being punished by the girl be like "if no be this uniform, this girl go fit tell me rubbish, I don suffer"

These ones are still studying and e be them like this, na wa o.

That girl is not supposed to be in the military. Nigeria is in trouble with this sort of bums. I bet you, he is might be related to the likes of El Rufai. A southerner with such frame and height would never smell police force let alone the army. He is being groomed for politics, in the next 20 or more years, you will see him as a governor or senator. Imagine an El Rufai surrounded by touts pointing the finger at someone like Dino Melaye or Orubebe.

@ Rossike, as much as we would want to hide this, this topic has always sadly been with us. Among the Hausa/fulanis, DANDAUDUS or Yan daudus exist among them. Below is a link on a study about them. I will also try and send a link from the Togo/Benin Yoruba tribes practising this. Among the military circle in the northern part of Nigeria I was told, some men of the armed forces practice this. I am not sure of that and can't prove it.

http://uu.diva-portal.org/smash/get/diva2:129295/FULLTEXT01.pdf.

Simply, Madam Oby played in CHAN aka nations cup for local players...Madam Arunma is playing in the World Cup.

There is a difference between Ashanti kotoko or kafanchan United and German national team or Brazil national team.

Oby is CAF, Arunma is FIFA.

Oby has short stubborn and rough hair, Arunma has soft, silky beautiful hairs. Oby is man and agberoish, Arunma is feminine and cultured.

Oby rhymes with Obj, Arunma means beautiful body.

Obj looks like Obj, Arunma is a queen.

Oby is tufiakwa, Arunma is mwuahh.

Oby carries bags of cement, Arunma carries jimmy choo bag.

Oby move over, there is a new sheriff in town,her name is Oteh mama. Take your placard to sambisa. That's where you belong.

The difference is clear.

They were only discussing how to avoid immigration wahala. Who dash them? How can you be discussing such important matter over cheap Swedish beers and 7up drinks?

Badly written banner says OPU.
These are just students who over stayed their visas.

How can they be discussing secession without emperor Musiwa? They must be very drunk as someone pointed out.

Someone should replace those poisonous cans of beer with bottles of Orijin.

Cutehector:
so whr do u base

She is based in utchland. Her name is Uche. Be careful of people you meet online.

scholes0:
Enugu isn't more beautiful than any of those states in top 10. (But it is the most beautiful in the South East)
Enugu gets Honorary mention as number 12, After Adamawa which occupies the 11th spot.

I disagree, I think Ebonyi is the most naturally beautiful of all southeast States.

IlekeHD:
For the females....

I can't wet my Lewis Butan shoes.

Louis Vuitton shoes I know,
John Lewis burton shoes I know,

Ileke, which one is Lewis butan shoes

We are very homophobic but I disagree with Nigeria's position on your rating. Nigeria shouldn't even be on the top 10.

If Denrele and charley boy had been Jamaicans, they would have been dealt with long ago. They would have been attacked, maimed or even killed for questionable se..xual. Orientation.

Akposy:
leave him alone na? Go to a pharmacy store and ask

I must have missed something bro, didn't know you contested too.
I didn't know about this contest.

You look like a smaller version of Jim Iyke except you have got this big 'lorry like headlamp' eyes like someone who saw what he shouldn't have seen.

Jacksparrow0712:
Happy Sunday

You too. Happy Sunday.

Jacksparrow0712:
FYI, he wAsnt my candidate. Check my signature to confirm my candidate
I insist stop all these bitterness. Why you so pained?
Keep breaking rules
Cc ishilove




Np: PLEASE stop quoting me

I'm not bitter, congrats to him. why would I be bitter and why do you keep mentioning Ishilove?

I observed something and I said it. You quoted me first. I saw the thread, looked and commented based on what I saw. What's your problem with that?

Jacksparrow0712:
Cuz your comment wasn't necessary and it broke the rule
You deserve to be punished sir

I have nothing against your candidate sir. My congrats to him but I thought his winning would have made much sense if the competition was "Mr headmaster Nairaland" or spaghetti legs Nairaland in any category, be it male or female.

Look at the pic again, I will be surprised that was his real photo. Isn't that head too big for the body?? Especially the legs.

How can such tiny legs bear so much weight? It's unfair na.

Jacksparrow0712:
Cc ishilove

Why are you disturbing Ishilove?

Akposy:
leave him alone na? Go to a pharmacy store and ask

What have I done wrong? Is it because I called him a "Headmaster with two broom sticks hidden inside skinny trousers"??

Look at that picture na. If that guy give you headbut, do you think you will survive?

Akposy:
go and drink conc. HCL. He has won and u r not his match

But the guy has got spaghetti legs na. He look so elastic. Where is the conc.HCL?

Somebody should please give me their numbers. I can settle that matter once and for all. Chai a menage a' trois with those two will format their se..xual orientation.

generalj1:
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nothing makes me happy like someone i know can take care of dogs and loves dogs.

i have mated my 2 rotts, gsd and most importantly my boerboel.

hopefully by july ending, i should be expecting some puppies from these bitches.

by all means, when u finish from school, settle down and get a place and how to care for your dog then call me.

i should have a dog for you puppy or adult.

forget how much you have....if am convinced that you can talk good care of your dog..i will give you a dog..puppy or adult.

in as much as I would love to make money from my dogs, I cherish the happiness in people when they acquire a new pet and i will love to be responsible for such smile.

enjoy your final moment in school and have a safe journey back home

Big ups to you bro, I have mad respect for people who do what you do. I wish I could have a dog and have your sort of mentality but I just cant seem to do no matter how hard I try. My cousin has got this big dog. I admire and envy him but I just cant see myself getting one.

I have aversion for three main things. One of them is dog poos. I find it disgusting, really really disgusting. I live near the park and I see people walk their dogs everyday with black bags obviously filled with dog poo. there are others who walk their dogs early in the morning without the bags and litter the whole pathway and lawns with those things. If theres one thing that will spoil my day, it is seeing any sort of dog mess on my way to walk or home.

with so many dogs, I wonder how you handle that. I hardly eat when I go to my cousins. he doesn't know why and I find it embarrassing to tell him. I just cant get it out of my head. No offence. I love what you do. maybe I need hypnotherapy.

iyke926:
Ada Juventina (Girl)

Ikenna Francesco (Boy)

Ross Ojukwu (boy)

Why not Ada Barcelona or Emeka Lazioni

haul:
You fake as5 pu5sy should stop hallucinating this is no movie. I bet you bleach your skin to be light as the sun,low life low self esteem hoes.

Get a grip

They are messed up in the head big time.

That's how slaves lost their identities. Today you will hear names like Shaniqua, shaneeqa, taniqua, Taneequa, it's like a Scottish answering Nakata instead of Scott or McQueen.

People are losing it slowly.

MrDoGood:
Are we not in a western land?

No we are not. Your name should identify you.

Names like that is as silly as bleaching.

yungmarshall:
children are wonderful gifts from God and they should be given beautiful names,by God grace my beautiful wife will give birth to 3kids 2boys and 1 girl and they will b called

ALVIN
EHIS
ROYALTY

Ehis, yes...Ehis is short for Ehimare. I think it's an Edo name.. The other two are rubbbbbbbish.

naijalodge:
Hungary leading

Nigeria should be careful of that boy called Mervo. He is currently on 4 goals and he is dangerous. If flying Eagles can defeat Hungary, I think they could handle the likes of Germany too. Germans, Hungary and Austria play so much alike with same built of players.

I laughed at those who criticised and mocked the Ghanaians when they played 1-1draw with Austria. I think Austrians are going to send Argentina home.

Why waste time,energy and resources on this issue when we know he has got 150 cows and 999 thousand naira in his account.

I would be monitoring that farm, if at the end of his tenure and I see 151 cows ... I will trek from diobu to katsina to register my annoyance.

500GP:
FOOLISH PEOPLE.. ARE THEY THE ONLY TRIBE IN LAGOS? SO THEY CAN BEG LIKE THIS AFTER THEIR CHEST BEATING....

ARE THEY NOT GOING TO MAKE Biafra A REALISATION AGAIN?

MUMU.

Safarigirl, hope you recover sharp sharp.

Receive your healing. Your next post should be your testimony about how you ran 100x round your school block like Awoniyi without being out of breath.

Anyone seen tbaba1234 lately?

Tbaba1234, pls come here and cheer us up before I shout tmama 4-2.

We will be back.

Awooooooooooooooo....