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1forall: When such a barbaric law is proposed by govt itself, isn't that giving credibility to a rating like - Nigeria is the world's worst country to be born in 2013?

If you ra.pe a woman,i think you deserve what the law throws at you no matter how harsh.
I dont support slicing the shlong,maybe castrating them will do.
Ra.ping is EVIL.

BAD PARENTING...thats what it is..

The parents might just have unknowningly ushered a new career path for this young girl,the next time she stands around the street corners,the cars wont be honking and making fun of her,they,ll be stopping and bargaining to sleep with her.
When that happens,i hope the parents will be bold enough to take responsibility for this act cos its going to haunt this girl forever.
This girl might have been exposed to certain predisposing factors which formed the current behaviours shes displaying today.She certainly wasnt born to be promiscous and disrespectful.Its down to training and bad supervision.
Exposing her like the couple did will certainly have the opposite effect.There are better ways to deal with that,dont ask me how,we all know that training a child is not a 24hr job.if they are going to teach her a lesson and make her unlearn her bad behaviours,this is certainly not the way to go about it.


I see an indulged and a disorientated kid who could change for the better with better parenting if proper things are done.If she could agree to do what the parents asked her to do by standing around the street corner with those hideous letters without creating a scene,then i think they can make her a better person.

BTW if shes as bad as they make her to be,she,ll never agree to stand there in the first place let alone subject herself to having her head shaved.

sauceEEP: its called[b] nsi egbe [/b]in igbo....

nsi egbe is gun powder[mixture of charcoal,sulphur and potassium nitrate]

katapot or roba in some parts of Anambra and Enugu

If you are not earning up to N80,000 after tax,then that job isnt worth it,what you have is a meanless job title that does not provide any form of security should anything happen.You are supposed to save at least N50,000 every month.If you are not,then its time you engaged your brain and come up with something.
Lots of people make up to N1m every month.

Odenigbo Aroli: Enugu Rangers is my number one,followed by Enyimba and Heartland of Owerri. I know the flying antelopes like the back of my hand. Current coach,Okey Emordi. Star players,Rob Eze,Ifeanyi Ede,Alhaji Gero,Chukwunonso Chukwu,Ifeanyi Chikeluba and co. They finished second on the league table and will represent Nigeria at the African Champions league.

Rangers 4ever...btw..chikeluba isnt with them anymore,he is now playing in turkey.

I,ll pay up to N1,000000 for Mike Ejiagha`s guitar if its up for sales.
same amount for Theresa Onuorah`s staff[the original one she uses in all her videos]
N2.5m for the wooden board with human head replicas used by Ohafia war dancers...original one from the 50s or 60s.
The big wooden gong[ikoro] used in pericomos songs[arondizogu]..termite free..i,ll pay a fortune to have that.

Its sad Holyfield will be remembered not just for his heroics in the ring but also among those sports celebrities who mismanaged their career earnings but then for every Holyfield,there is George Foreman and Larry Holmes,for every Mc Hammer,there is a Jay Z or 50cents.Its unfortunate there are more Holyfields out there cos fools never learn,lots of sports stars experience severe financial stress few yrs after the pay check stopped coming in.

I hope the the likes of "Moneyman Mayweather" will learn from this news and tidy up himself like Goldenboy Oscar Dela Hoya did.For a guy who loses his sports bets in 6 figures,it,ll only be a matter of time before he starts feeling the effects of his gambling addictions no matter how deep his bank balance is.
The very people who hail and sing his praises today "when he makes it rain" will be the first to criticise and mock him when the chips are down.It also pays to shun those hedonistic lifestyles.
Those semi naked b.iatches who dance around him calling him champ will be the first to sell him out.

Reminds me of my idol Etim Esim,Nigerias version of maradona,how he was praised when the going was good,now its some embarrasing news of how he stole JJ Okochas phone.
Brother Mikel,Oba Martins,Ola Afolabi,hope you guys out there take a cue from that and learn your lessons.

Notorious Bigs rule no.8 of his ten crack commandments says...never keep no weight on you,them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too,this bit contributed a lot to MC Hammers downfall,having so many hangers on and oti nkpus(praise singers) who,ll be clapping for them even when they are falling inside ditches.

ifyalways: Slam700 add coward to your name.slam the hungry-crying-cowardly-slave. All that long rants, copy and paste cos of gizzard?

Am I responsible for your gizzard frustrations?why would I want to see or meet a man like you who of all the problems and pleasures of this "time and tide" is lamenting about 'denial of gizzard' ?

See this lizard oh! Lol enwe, if you ask nicely, I just might send you a potful of gizzard. You just don't have to cry or stalk me cos of 'eke okuko' unless i bu 'ike okuko'

Crying cos of gizzard?! Pathetic.

You have just dug a bottomless pit for yourself young woman,You,ll be all by yourself when it happens,no one will share in your calamity.

I spit on your grave.

ifyalways: slam007 is a bastaard from the lineage of slaves, the lowest end of slaves that are fed alive to vultures.

Udele buru isi gi.you could have just said that I don't deserve to be nominated, why call me a troll?rijukwa nsi afo. Ka m nukwa afa m n'onu gi ozo,I'll cure you of that madness.

Okuko che na-ara na-acha ya ga aju isi oyi Oge o dabara n'onu egbe aguru na-agu.
(a fowl that assumes its crazy would mellow down when it jams a hungry kite)....



A troll is...someone who posts inflammatory,extraneous or off topic messages in an online community,such as forum, chat room with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion....yes i referred to you as a troll cos of these..

Re: What Is So Special About D Gizzard Of The Chicken In Igbo Land. by ifyalways(f): 12:44am On Oct 20
Uboma, if your parents denied you gizzard, go take out your frustrations on them.

@OP, why don't you(and others) ask your parents?which part of the chicken were you given(if any)?can you afford to have as much gizzards as you want now?would you deny your children gizzard too?

e: What Is So Special About D Gizzard Of The Chicken In Igbo Land. by ifyalways(f): 10:26pm On Oct 19
Step out of your tiny hamlet and see the world.

Its 2012 please!


You might not like the above post or practice but there are lots of people who would like to know why such was practiced or is still being done..you could the owner of KFC or have a farm a thousand times bigger than ota farm but your response was very disappointing for someone like you.

For the ongoing election,i have a strong aversion to names like gburugburu,ozo gidigbam gidigbam but then this is internet and we are all having fun..

You disrespected my family cos i referred to you as a troll.i,ll forgive you young woman..we are online and anyone can spit disgust and insanity but believe me no one from your linage would say that to me or even my younger brother from a thousand miles.
learn to humble yourself and have some respect,your sillyness might cost you a lot if you are not careful.
better check yourself b4 you wreck yourself.

Asi na ikuku kuo afu ike okuko...
you are revealing yourself,with utterances like yours,i weep for our people.



Apologies mr Afam and co...didnt mean to derail this thread...
back to nominations..if Ekwy nwa isnt here on nl anymore,i,ll nominate Ogugua88.

Ifyalways is a troll and shouldnt be there,she knows nothing about igbo tradition..

I would love to nominate Okija juju but he is the deity that also kills its adherents,he is a canon that can fire in both directions so i,ll go for the duo of Odumchi and Eziachi.

For the ladies...pls where is Ekwy nwa/Ekwy Omalicha..if shes still on nl,i nominate her.

Whats are the pictures of SEGUN ARINZE doing on this yoruba mans agbada.

Toaskarity: yes he is. He was the one that made oko have a polythecnic school. He is been nickname "ide" around oko and enviros

The name IDE is a title conferred on him by the people of the old Aguata local govt before the creation of now Orumba North and Orumba South.

Toaskarity: I am from oko too, this man house is opposite my dad house,i normally go to their house on christmas to eat tho i hardly see him(ekwueme) but the last wife will give me and my cousin new #20 notes then and we will be so happy. His house is a short fence, something you rarely see from a nigerian politician, he is humble and have so many certificate. My dad still have a pict of ekwueme and him during as a brigade boys. I know this man too well and i disagree totally with you op! To say most educated in my village alone is an insult talkmore of anambra, igboland then the whole east! I totally disagree. He isnt even that rich! I can count five ppl richer than him in oko talkmore of anambra. He may be so influencial than most because of his former position but education, i totally disagreeeeeeeeeee!

I also know this mans house,if you are coming from the mini roundabout popularly called "bending corner",his house is flanked by central sch oko and st.john of God anglican church,then across the road just opposite his house is the cemetery by st peters catholic church,police post and a cooperative bank,which one is these is your fathers house??
Alex Ekwueme is well educated and has got a very intimidating CV,the question whether he is the most educated man in the east is a bit childish..

honeycandy: I didn't see Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie on that list.

I dont think Ngozi Adichie graduated from UNN.She was a medicine & surgery undergraduate in 1994/95..class of 2001 but never joined her colleagues at enugu campus after first year,she joined Pharmacy but still didnt complete that before going to the US..The rest they say is history.

I used to care so much about height till i saw shaq O'neal with his missus..im 6ft 2 and i,ll date Jada Fire who is 5ft 3..Cherokee D'A-se isnt tall either and i,ll date her as well...

kawkab: Where was the SUG President when the stuff started. From the time the students were held by the local vigilante down to when there were burnt; why did'nt the students residing in the village report to the School authority, SUG or the Security department of the school.

It is now the the SUG Presidents is making comments

Its not as easy as you think it is,if not for the video which someone shared online there wldnt have been much public outcry,i hate to say this,thank God for the videos which were uploaded,Nigerians and the whole world wouldnt have known about this,lots of these happened during mbadinujus govt in Anambra,lots of innocent people were killed by bakassi boys,lots of people still die in Aba,a pick pocket will be treated same way instead of handing him over to the police.
These boys will not die in vain,its time the security agents step up their game and protect the citizens,its time govt mobilise and encourage them,its time every report is treated with seriousness and a sense of urgency,its time the police work with the local vigilantes.
What happened in ALUU shouldnt have happened if the locals had trust in the police,the culprits and i mean those barbarians who murdered those boys should be arrested and made to face justice.There are lots of these vigilante groups springing up in nigeria and if they are not controlled,thats exactly what we,ll be witnessing,in my town and surrounding communities in Anambra,there are lots of these and they all carry shot guns,some are becoming nuisance.They need to be controlled before it becomes too late.
People need to be sensitized about the evil and consequences of taking the laws into their own hands.i have witnessed something similar during the bakassi boys days,it also happened in my town,the vigilante caught this boy with a locally made pistol[egbe oka/awka],he was tied hands and feet and someone hit him severally with a long pestle around the thoracic region smashing his ribs and internal organs,he died coughing out blood.most of these vigilante members were thieves and robbers themselves mixed with some jobless and illiterate people.lets make hays while the sun shines.

ilugunboy: That is not true....try a BBW and you wont ever go back again.

True dat,but she needs some exercise though,shes gradually turning into a michelin man,next she,ll run to europe or the US for liposuction.if you know her,advise her to hit the gym as soon as she can for her own good and our economy as well.

tjskii: Hey that's very unfair,an automatic is easier and smoother to driv that's why most people go for it,if uv ever bin caught up in terrible traffic with a manual car,ul understand d need to step up and get an automatic vehicle,esp as traffic na evryday affair in most parts of d country

Manual car all the way,
@op,since you learnt how to drive with manual transmission,it,ll be quite easy for you to adapt to automatic but never try that without having a qualified automatic driver by your side at least till you can comfortably drive without thinking you were driving a manual one,i know some of my mates who forgot they were driving automatic and they keep trying to step on the clutch and shift the gear when they are face with certain hazards on the road.Thats what happens when you borrow and drive an automatic car not belonging to you..
Pls never attempt driving from the tutorials you get here,BTW,FRSC should be very strict with the issuance of driving license,There should be separate licenses for both manual and automatic transmissions.someone who learnt with a manual car can drive automatic with his license and not vice versa,this should be made strict.most drivers on nigerian roads never attended driving schools,driving is not just ones ability to move a car,you also need to know all the highway codes,hazard perception etc.

Whom they gods wish to destroy;they first make mad.
Hopefully her madness will take her to the streets of Abuja,then Bala Mohammed and his band thugs will have the pleasure of curing that insanity....fingers crossed.

Classicalman: Must you ofemmanus always criticise every action (Good or Bad) of Governor Obi? What is wrong with the millitary getting involved? Is it not a natural disaster? Don't millitary get involved in rescue operations in the U.S, U.K, asia and other climes?

Direct that comment to ileke and keep all the good people that has the misfortune of sharing ethnicity with her out of this..tnx

Obere4u: Wetin happen to 9ja girls eh!...... They cares much more if u dnt knw inugo :p:p:p

yeah right..like that one who was seeking advice here on NL on how best to dump his truck driver boyfriend who brought her out of the slums and paid her school fees to uni and later found out he wasnt up to her standard as a graduate....bro forget that..dem bitches will dump your broke and physically challenged bottom like that brave soldier God forbid it such misfortune befalls you...nwanne muru anya ka azu.

If they were on mask like him with saxophone pendant hanging round their necks,they would probably be some hard core fans on a courtesy visit to their great idol....i pity them..sad lagbaja wasnt home..i guess he would have played them some nice tunes with his saxo and the masked ones dancing konko below till day break.

afam4eva: You wan recover stolen laptop for obodo Nigeria? Even ship wey loss dem never see, na laptop dem wan come find. No go buy new laptop lmao

As an IT man that you are and probably from same part of Nig as the OP,that was a very dissppointing comment mr afam

Lachynos2k2: after readin all the comments in this thread,it became clear that ya'll have something in common...MALARIA!!!!

Im sure by the time you experience it,yours will be worse than typhoid fever.

A lot of people experience this,different culture have their own explanation and name to it...i had one in 2007 and somebody told me its called 'ODAKPO' in igbo...i think people from enugu state will be familiar with that name..it cld be a very scary experience.

sanchez4eva: This is why Nigeria will never progress....we always attribute everytin to demonic attack...if u do your research u will find out that sleep paralysis is actually a protective mechanism initiated by the brain to prevent us from acting our dreams...like kicking our jumping out of bed...it occurs in the last stage of sleep known as REM or rapid eye movement sleep...Just stop being afraid because it is a normal process...it may occur often if you sleep on your back so start sleeping in your side and do not eat heavily before sleeping...Dr Okonjo

sleeping on my side doesnt work for me,its been long i had it though..i noticed it happens more when i,ve slept too long in the afternoon.

I noticed it when i was ss1 in the boarding school..people attributed it to witch craft/demons,not surprising though as we had lots of cemetery around us,im not free from it yet,i experience it occasionally..once i was struggling to wake up but cldnt,wanted to shout but cldnt,somehow i managed to make some noise and my cousins noticed i was struggling or having some bad dream,i cld hear them discussing and one asking the other to tap me and wake me up,right then i was praying they give me one hell of a kick.
Another time i was struggling and i cld hear people discussing,they were calling me but that wasnt enough to wake me till someone shook me..its not something i,ll wish on anyone.

Burka looks like ekpo masquarade,niqab resembles a japanese ninja...the others are cool

Anambra state govt should have declared public holiday cos of GEJs visit,the directive should have affected civil servants,schools and most especially bankers...everything should grind to a halt till his excellency has done his business and gone back to aso rock...utter rubbish..

Buhari doesnt need to say shyte,he shld just unleash boko boys after ibb,when those terror squad pay him a visit at his minna residence,he,ll know what time it is.