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Car Talk › Re: Nissan Rolls Out First 'Made-In-Nigeria' Cars (Photos) by slap1(m): 9:18pm On Feb 20, 2015

Martins301:
Can an average Nigerian who is not a thieving politician afford to buy those cars? No. Are there good roads to ride the cars on? No. Are the parts used for making the vehicles produced in Nigeria? No. What then is the cause of celebration?

GEJ should leave Aso Rock peacefully. Am sure when Buhari. comes, he would take care of important issues like electricity, good roads, and revive our steel mills so as. to make vehicle production a sustainable venture in Nigeria.

Don't forget Buhari has been there before and didn't do something we could feel today.

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Car Talk › Re: Nissan Rolls Out First 'Made-In-Nigeria' Cars (Photos) by slap1(m): 9:16pm On Feb 20, 2015

gabicon:
nice development but im wondering how many nigerians can afford to buy a Nissan Patrol as it costs nothing less than 10 million.

Some people can still afford it. Don't forget the Almeria is said to follow. This is commendable, especially when you consider that Michelin and Peugeot left Nigeria during previous administrations.

Sports › Re: Nwankwo Kanu Ranked 13 Out Of 50 Arsenal Greatest Players by slap1(m): 9:08pm On Feb 20, 2015

Biggty:
No cesc Fabregas??

For real? Walcott will be considered an Arsenal legend before Cesc Fabregas.

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Politics › Re: 615 Terrorist killed In Both Air And Ground Attacks In Sambista Forest - Pic by slap1(m): 3:17pm On Feb 20, 2015

kosovo:
Yeah, just returned from a long sabbatical, hope you good buddy?

Sure, I am.

Education › Re: FG To Make Degree Minimum Teaching Qualification by slap1(m): 1:19pm On Feb 20, 2015

realmindz:
graduates teaching primary schools, is that not an under-utilisation of skilled labour.

when the necessary parts of the economy are being controlled by rift rafts

Valid point. NCE holders should at least teach at the primary school level.

Education › Re: FG To Make Degree Minimum Teaching Qualification by slap1(m): 1:18pm On Feb 20, 2015

NCE should be the minimum. Are our colleges of education going to be closed down or 'upgraded '? NCE holders nko? Do you just render them jobless overnight?

Education › Re: FG To Make Degree Minimum Teaching Qualification by slap1(m): 1:15pm On Feb 20, 2015

Omexonomy:
Will that make a better teacher? What about those people who never attended class rather block/bribe thier way till they graduate?

Teaching is a practical field. Such people will be embarrassed in due time.

Politics › Re: 615 Terrorist killed In Both Air And Ground Attacks In Sambista Forest - Pic by slap1(m): 1:07pm On Feb 20, 2015

kosovo:
You are the one fooling yourself...

In the last 6 years.. U.S blocked every channel of weapon sale to Nigeria.. It was blocked in the U.S, Israel, And South Africa..

Until we went to Russia and Ukraine, which U.S has no power over.. Nigeria couldn't secure some weapons to combat the hi-tech weapons of BH.

Secondly, in the last 6 yrs.. Neither border nations joined the fight.. Now we have Chad, Niger, Cameron and A.U in this fight.

Over 20,000 solders, Airforce and Navy are in this fight . Hence, the massive offensive and bombardment..

Wow! Kosovo! Where have you been?

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Properties › Re: Behold, The Controversial Most Expensive Building In Abuja by slap1(m): 9:47am On Feb 20, 2015

From the picture, it doesn't look spectacular.

Literature › Re: Progress Report (a Story) by slap1(op): 10:10pm On Feb 19, 2015

Here comes Danny, a mischievous smile plastered across his face as he ambled into Classy Chops. It was around eleven in the morning, too early for the fast-food to be peopled. A beautiful female attendant opened the door as he walked up to it.
“Welcome to Classy Chops.” She flashed a lovely, pre-programmed smile.
“Thanks, honey.” He winked at her and strolled away to the counter. Tina was on duty. She flashed a knowing smile and cocked her head to one side to ask “Why are you here by this time?”
“Postponed lectures. They are in a senate meeting.”
“Alright. And they locked the library as well,” she joked.
“Don’t feel like it today.” He looked at the two other girls either side of Tina. They looked very serious with jealousy. Danny hadn’t even said Hi. He didn’t really care. He had little patience with girls who felt like they hung the moon and should be worshipped. Like all the women he took interest in, he had immediately asked them – and others at Classy Chops – out and they had mistaken him for a guy blessed with the patience of a mountain climber. He had immediately closed their case files and moved on to Tina. Tina had given him less stress. Two out of the five days that followed the day he told Tina his mind, she came to work from his house. They had bathed together to further sell her the dummy of his feelings for her.
“So…?” she started saying.
“Fried rice and chicken, please. I haven’t had breakfast.”
“OK.” Tina turned round to get his order. “Should I add Chivita Drink?” she asked, her back still turned to him.
“No. Hollandia Milk and water. I have to replenish lost resources, you know?”
“Bad boy,” she laughed.
“You can say that again.” He tapped out a rhythm on the marbled counter-top with his car keys while he waited for his food. It came with the usual smile. He paid, asked her to keep the change and carried it to a table near the window. He loosened his belt and started dealing with the food.

Literature › Progress Report (a Story) by slap1(op): 10:04pm On Feb 19, 2015

No part of this story may be reproduced anywhere without written permission from the writer.

Literature › Re: The Sick Customer (a complete short story) by slap1(op): 10:02pm On Feb 19, 2015

touchmeder:
Dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I was just getting warmed up. Awwwwwww mehn! Lol, I liked it though; just wish the story wld hv gone on a little bit more.

I wish it was a bit longer too. I'm glad you like it.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Answer The Question "Why Do You Want To Change Your Current Job" by slap1(m): 7:41pm On Feb 19, 2015

donnypool:
your current, job has no career opportunity, that is, you are not sure of advancing to the next stage. you are most likely to remain in the same position till you get old and that is not what you are looking for. But you are there because of the experience and you believe you are mature enough to move forward.

I have an interview with a TD canada trust bank. wish me goodluck

Good luck! God will do it!

Politics › Re: Buhari Flown Abroad For Prostate Cancer Checkup - The Herald by slap1(m): 6:19pm On Feb 19, 2015

I wish him well.

Politics › Re: National Assembly Approves Life Pension For President, Vice In New Constitution by slap1(m): 9:20am On Feb 19, 2015

How about NYSC allowee?

Politics › Re: Military Force Alone Can’t Defeat Boko Haram, Others – Obama by slap1(m): 9:19am On Feb 19, 2015

Those that nurtured them should also help.

Education › Re: In 400 Level But No Admission Letter by slap1(m): 5:59pm On Feb 17, 2015

The admission letter should come from the school's admission department. I got mine after graduation. By the way, did you 'runs'your admission?

Politics › Re: APC Youths Vandalise, Burn PDP Campaign Office As Buhari Visits Maiduguri by slap1(m): 10:25pm On Feb 16, 2015

APC supporters have clearly shown more violence this period... We are watching.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Preston Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 3) On 16th February 2015 by slap1(m): 10:06pm On Feb 16, 2015

I wanted to deal with Man United, honestly. But I could manage Preston anyway. COYG grin

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Okojie Shares A Lovely Photo Of Her Hubby To Celebrate Val Day by slap1(m): 6:09pm On Feb 14, 2015

The guy's smile though...

Culture › Re: The Beauty Of Edo Brides And Women In Their Native Attires by slap1(m): 5:47pm On Feb 14, 2015

I still fear Edo babes.

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Politics › Re: Channel TV: Elections Postponement Is Jonathan's Grand Plan To Win -OBJ by slap1(m): 4:12pm On Feb 14, 2015

He has the right to his opinion; his word is not law!

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Romance › Re: 6 Tips On How To Get Any Nigerian Girl by slap1(m): 3:47pm On Feb 14, 2015

"Any Nigerian girl" is a bit too ambitious when you consider there are ladies/girls like our very own Tpiah.

Celebrities › Re: Susan Peters Show Off Her Own Hot Bathtub Photo by slap1(m): 1:37pm On Feb 14, 2015

The name sounds familiar, thank God I didn't see her face.

Politics › Re: Osibanjo's Daughter Kiki Tweets About Nairaland Topic by slap1(m): 1:32pm On Feb 14, 2015

A friend sent this link to be (or me?).

Literature › Re: The Sick Customer (a complete short story) by slap1(op): 1:24pm On Feb 14, 2015

Yeah. I'm sorry it ended soon. It's a SHORT story, a kind of tribute to a girl who, I'm sure, saved my life earlier this week.

kizzykeziah:
Aww.... The end is so soon. Really short but cool

zyzxx:
awww o no

Hopefully, I'll start something that'll be a little longer.

Health › Re: New Form Of HIV Turns Into AIDS Before Victims Realise They Are Infected by slap1(m): 9:58am On Feb 14, 2015

It's not my portion.

Celebrities › Re: Davido Chilling Femi Otedola! Billionaire’s Son Meets With A Billionaire! by slap1(m): 8:57am On Feb 14, 2015

Otedola deserves a better tailor/shopper.

Politics › Re: Market Woman Shocked To See Osibanjo-pics by slap1(m): 5:40am On Feb 14, 2015

musiwa97:
The lady was covering her face, so that they don't see her with osibanjo

Lol. Spot on. I don't see her face, let alone the surprise on it.

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Politics › Re: Market Woman Shocked To See Osibanjo-pics by slap1(m): 5:39am On Feb 14, 2015

I guess the picture was taken by CCTV too. Attention seeking old man.

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