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Romance › Re: Does Love Still Exist. by slap1(m): 12:12pm On Feb 12, 2015
MhizVee:
I dnt tink love exist in this part of the world were lies,deceit,is the order of the day,guys cant love with their heart but with there penis,gals cant love too without money,i wonder what went wrong,good gals turned bad and good guys turned bad,
Step out of the cocoon you call love for a while. Try to love yourself and everyone else, work on your life/ career; you'll discover love in places you least expect.
Yes, love still exists. Very much.
Crime › Re: 30-Year-Old Man Impregnates 18-Year-Old Mad Girl by slap1(m): 12:07pm On Feb 12, 2015
Honestly, I'm ashamed of the increase in reip and related sexual craze these days...
Autos › Re: APC Will Cut Tariffs On Tokunboh Cars – Osinbajo by slap1(m): 6:53am On Feb 12, 2015
It's a pity you won't get the opportunity to do that.
#MatchBuhari
Literature › Re: Ten Years Later Novel by slap1(m): 6:49am On Feb 12, 2015
tpiar:
by Alexander Dumas.

This is on my to-read list, has anyone read it?
I haven't. He also wrote the very popular book, 'The Three Musketeers '.
Literature › Re: Don't Cry For Me (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 4:09am On Feb 12, 2015
Evangelio:
Am already praying that he will survive.................... Second chance?

Nice1 bro. tailored for the season. #shun.election.violence
See, I initially didn't want Bayo to survive until your comment. Again, I've been really very sick, but God gave me a second chance (even though I'm still recovering), so I decided to extend it to Bayo. Thanks.
Literature › Re: Don't Cry For Me (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 11:45pm On Feb 11, 2015
***** THE END *****
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Literature › Re: Don't Cry For Me (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 11:44pm On Feb 11, 2015
****

On the fourth day, the doctor said Bayo might be discharged in two day's time. I honestly prayed so. He had suffered a lot. He had lost so much weight and endured the pity of other corp members who came visiting. All those teary eyes and sullen faces made him greatly uncomfortable, like he was forcing others to partake in his misfortune.

Chioma and Temi cried when the bandages were removed to reveal the gash on his head, leg and hand, and for the umpteenth time, he calmly told them to save their strength, that he caused his misfortune. He should have listened to me, he said. It made me feel awkward, like my worries actually led to his condition.

On day seven, true to his words, the doctor confirmed Bayo was free to go home and report for checkup. The hospital could do with his bed space, I think.

The girls were all smiles. Chioma joked he should be ready for work, since his thing wasn't bandaged. We laughed, packed his few belongings and walked slowly behind as he limped ahead to the reception area. I left to get a taxi.

Five minutes later I returned with a taxi. They saw us from the reception and started coming out. Bayo limped on, blessed among women. I was happy he survived. Everyone needs a second chance, but some actually get lucky on that front; others don't.

We taxied away from the smell of antiseptics. I forgot about my poultry. I stole a glance at Bayo, he equally seem to have forgotten about his fishpond. I could bet my poultry on that.
Literature › Re: Don't Cry For Me (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 10:57pm On Feb 11, 2015
I turned around to face the distraught ladies. My eyes darted to Bayo and back to them. There was decidedly no time. I whisked out my wallet and handed my bank ATM card to Temi. "Withdraw 30k for me, abeg." I gave Chioma a thousand naira to cook something for us. They left. I moved closer to the bed and sat beside Bayo. I looked deeply into his face, searching for a glimmer of hope, for a whiff of anything that suggests he would be well again.

His eyes flickered open. He forced a painful, knowing smile. I quickly returned the smile so he'd stop his and reserve the strength the smile requires.

"You'll be fine, I said."
"Thank you." His voice was surprisingly fairly audible, though I had to be attentive to hear everything. "Thank you for what you did...the money." He smiled weakly. He'd clearly overheard our conversations. Knowing Bayo, he must have feigned unconsciousness so the ladies won't be all over him with questions and subtle rebuke.

I smiled knowingly. He held and pressed my hand, pressing a thousand unspoken words of gratitude into them. I nodded my acknowledgement.

***

The next four days was difficult . Bayo needed more blood and more money to survive. We all did what we could for him; Chioma even donated blood. I cooked a delicious lie to my parents and got some money from them. It sent me on a guilt trip; we weren't exactly wealthy. Just managing, as we say.

Bayo's family was regrettably worse off; they didn't even know of his condition. Bayo was their brightest star and their ticket to good life, so we decided to not tell them what happened. The chief who recruited Bayo was very angry that I had the courage to ask for his help.

Bayo and I had planned to invest the money we saved from service wisely -- he, a fishpond; I, a small one hundred-bird poultry. Right now, it seem our plans may not work out. The money for our dreams have been used for Bayo's hospital bills. I was briefly ambivalent about bringing out my money to save Bayo's life, but I soon assured myself that Bayo worth more than a million birds.
Literature › Re: Don't Cry For Me (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 10:56pm On Feb 11, 2015
mashnino:
Na so una go dey hang person
Thavik:
Bro where's the rest of the story
Sorry guys, been battling with something...
Ollyfad:
uhmmm definitely in tym for d season....nyc one op
praying for bayo
Thanks!
Romance › Re: My Love Medicine Is Not Working On Her by slap1(m): 10:15pm On Feb 11, 2015
You belong to the 18th century.
Celebrities › Re: Hot And Cute Pictures Of Ini Edo's New Man/boy by slap1(m): 10:12pm On Feb 11, 2015
Where is the Lamborghini? Is it with the military secretary?
Health › Re: He Masturbates At Least Two Times Everyday, Pls Help by slap1(m): 9:36pm On Feb 11, 2015
Jesus Christ can help you.
Education › Re: Water From A Tree In Futo by slap1(m): 4:48pm On Feb 11, 2015
oghalesluv:
Then be rest assured of His rememberance when He comes
Amen!
Romance › Re: See What Pastor Did To Her Infront Of Her Fiance by slap1(m): 4:18pm On Feb 11, 2015
Of all things to ask, he chose abortion?
Education › Re: Water From A Tree In Futo by slap1(m): 4:13pm On Feb 11, 2015
oghalesluv:
Are you ready for His coming? Remember that He will remenmber only those that are His
Yes, I believe I'm ready.
Politics › Re: ABIA :breaking News!breaking News!!breaking News!!! by slap1(m): 1:45pm On Feb 11, 2015
asha80:
Lol ochendo printing press
I tell you. Alex Otti gives them sleepless nights.
Education › Re: Water From A Tree In Futo by slap1(m): 1:43pm On Feb 11, 2015
Nothing we won't see.
God, remember me when You come to take Your people.
Politics › Re: Goodluck Campaign’s Security Chief, Others Dump PDP - by slap1(m): 1:41pm On Feb 11, 2015
OK. The door is always open for the prodigal sons...
Celebrities › Re: Frank Edwards Meets 2Face & Patience Ozokwor [Photos] by slap1(m): 1:24pm On Feb 11, 2015
Nice
He should try and rearrange his lips somehow.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester City (2 - 1) On 10th February 2015 by slap1(m): 8:36pm On Feb 10, 2015
juniormusa:
Arsenal 1:2liecester
Hi hater!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Name That Footballer You Dislike/hate Most.... by slap1(m): 8:21pm On Feb 10, 2015
Olivier Giroud
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester City (2 - 1) On 10th February 2015 by slap1(m): 8:19pm On Feb 10, 2015
Team news:
Arsenal: Ospina, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Rosicky, Walcott, Cazorla, Ozil, Alexis.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester City (2 - 1) On 10th February 2015 by slap1(m): 8:18pm On Feb 10, 2015
I've decided to watch the game because Giroud is on the bench.
Literature › Re: Don't Cry For Me (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 7:50pm On Feb 10, 2015
HumbledbYGrace:
Hey Mr slap1 what's up?

Update? Sorry I wasn't paying attention when yyou mentioned you are sick, please get well soon.
Thanks. I'm on it.
Literature › Re: Writers' Checkmate by slap1(m): 7:06pm On Feb 10, 2015
Divepen, you may want to add some form of copyright protection on page one of this thread. Just saying...
Literature › Re: Writers' Checkmate by slap1(m):
My submission from Group 1:

The stigma will be unbearably immense, I decide, so I summon Gina's number on my phone. She'd said to call if I make up my mind. I couldn't tell Daddy. His congregation's faith may waver and his pious heart may fail.

Gina's words was on repeat in my mind: "This is not yet a child, just a marshy blend of flesh and blood conniving to destroy your future!"

I imagine the look on my father's face if he hears the news, I try to conjure up his possible reaction. I see only one result -- heart attack. The decision is tough, but it has to be made, quickly.

I look at my phone, 'Gina love' stares up at me indifferently. I close my eyes and open them. Guilt and disappointment wash through me. I offer a silent prayer for forgiveness and thumb the green button.
Politics › Re: 30 Soldiers Monitor Tinubu's Ikoyi Home by slap1(m): 4:46pm On Feb 10, 2015
They're feeling the heat. It's not all about making noise in the media.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kidnaps 8 Girls (Between 11 & 14 Years Old) In Cameroon by slap1(m): 4:44pm On Feb 10, 2015
Hmm. This is not the case of "I don't care". Shittt has hit the fan, everybody will partake.
Romance › Re: THREAD For Those Who Don't Have A Val by slap1(m): 2:09pm On Feb 10, 2015
OK... What are we going to get?
Romance › Re: Look At This Pix And Tell Me Who Immediately Came Into ur Mind. by slap1(m): 2:07pm On Feb 10, 2015
Baba Shegee
Celebrities › Re: Guys, Meet Amanda Lepore, The Woman With The Most Expensive Body On Earth by slap1(m): 2:05pm On Feb 10, 2015
I need to throw up! angry

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