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Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Claps Back At 'fans' Who Cussed Her Out For Wearing This Top by slap1(m): 10:25pm On Feb 13, 2015
She's not even naturally beautiful.
Literature › Re: The Sick Customer (a complete short story) by slap1(op): 10:09pm On Feb 13, 2015
THE END
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Literature › Re: The Sick Customer (a complete short story) by slap1(op): 10:08pm On Feb 13, 2015
*****
I brought his food and retreated to the back of the counter, where I observed his visibly shaky hands. He couldn't mold the garri and his face seem contorted with pain. I became worried. What could a young man like him possibly be going through?

I instinctively came out from hiding in case he needed help.
"Is there a pharmacy around here?"
"What?"
"Chemist. Is there a chemist shop around?" he asked?
"Yes." I answered, more concerned than worried.
"Please could you rush and get me a pack of oral drip? It should be N50. Buy with your money; I'll balance you."

I nodded and ran off. He was clearly in need of strength. As I ran to the chemist's, I prayed he won't die in our shop, or anywhere. Not at this age.

"Could you please pour it into a glass of water for me?"
"Sure." I nodded and fetched a glass cup. I mixed the powdery stuff in water and set it before him. He poured the whole thing down at once. I hung about, in case he needed anything else. All the while, I prayed in my mind for his survival.


I left to observe him from the counter, behind the plates. He tried to push a small, unmoulded morsel into his mouth. He swallowed hard, a bit too hard for the little morsel I saw him put into his mouth. I prayed a bit harder.

He suddenly bent over, holding his stomach. I became scared and went over to Nneoma's shop to tell her about the strange customer.

Ten minutes later he walked out of the shop. He saw me and pointed inside the shop, obviously indicating he's left my money there. He waved down an okada climbed it painfully. My eyes followed him on the motorcycle until it disappeared from view.

Nneoma tapped my hand, a mischievous grin on her face. "Nkechi...are you in love?"
"What? Are you crazy?"

She laughed mischievously. I was angry and left for my shop. The customer barely touched his food. He kept the money for the oral drip too. I cleared the table. Behind the counter, I ate the two pieces of meat he hadn't touched.

I thought of him throughout the day, wondering what has become of him.

Two nights later, I dreamt of him. He was smiling at me from afar. He looked more handsome and healthier. I smiled back shyly. He asked me to come. I refused. When he insisted, I agreed and was moving close to him when my Aunty woke me up.
Literature › Re: The Sick Customer (a complete short story) by slap1(op): 10:05pm On Feb 13, 2015
stuff46:
Second follower
Thanks
Politics › Re: FAKE Osinbajo's Daughter (kiki Osinbajo) Tweets Something Touching FAKE by slap1(m): 10:03pm On Feb 13, 2015
Bisilovesnigeria:
its even a fake account, the poor girl does not even use twitter! People are crazy!
Wow! That's crazy!
Education › Re: Crowd Of Students In Night Class At Unizik, Nnewi Campus. by slap1(m): 8:16pm On Feb 13, 2015
Some will sleep and be woken up by 5:am... I remember my night class days in ABSU. Some also wait for lights out... Then you start hearing things.
Politics › Re: FAKE Osinbajo's Daughter (kiki Osinbajo) Tweets Something Touching FAKE by slap1(m): 8:04pm On Feb 13, 2015
omenka:
How in seven hells does her twitting indicate they "love attention"?? Did she ask anyone to post her tweet on nairaland, or can't she make a tweet anymore because she's Osinbajo's daughterhuh

Some folks on this forum are just too dumb for comfort.
OK
Literature › Re: The Sick Customer (a complete short story) by slap1(op): 4:06pm On Feb 13, 2015
zyzxx:
First follower
Thanks, buddy. Off to work on the story...
Literature › Re: The Sick Customer (a complete short story) by slap1(op): 3:57pm On Feb 13, 2015
How he trudged into our shop that beautiful Tuesday morning, truncating my morning gossip and rudely awakening me to the day's work. I was at Nneoma's shop -- gossiping about who's writing UTME for the umpteenth time, how Chidi asked me for a sex-chat on 2go and why Adanna shouldn't be dating the dirty boy down the street -- when he walked heavily to our shop.

I saw him approach the shop but continued with my gist. We rarely have customers that early, before 9: am, so I concluded he may be looking for directions, which my Aunty in the shop would gladly help with. That wasn't the case.

"Nkechi! Nkechinyere!" my aunty voice.
"Nne let's talk later," I said hastily and rushed over to the shop. My aunty was coming out of the shop. "See what he needs, " she pointed at the man sitting outside and went to the backyard.

He was a young, handsome man. He looked to be battling with something, maybe a strange sickness. He had a distant look on his face, like he wasn't really there with me.

"Do you have rice?" The words tumbled out from his mouth.

"No. Only soup. Ogbono and egusi, " I added with a little note of distaste, hoping he would like neither and choose to leave.
"Egusi," he said. By this time I noticed his hands were shaking a bit.

"Garri or akpu?"

"Garri." He trembled some more now. "May I stay inside?"

I nodded a yes and went about bringing his food as he trembled into the shop. My initial desire to go back to Nneoma's shop was completely replaced by a sudden need to help this sick, handsome man.
Literature › Re: The Sick Customer (a complete short story) by slap1(op):
This story is not wholly fictional. Some of the events actually happened, days ago...

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Literature › The Sick Customer (a complete short story) by slap1(op):
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Literature › Re: Don't Cry For Me (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 3:50pm On Feb 13, 2015
Thanks, Evangelio.
Car Talk › Re: Ghastly Accident Claims 3 Lives Along Akure-Owo Road (Photo) by slap1(m): 3:49pm On Feb 13, 2015
Thank you God for the gift of life!

RIP to the dead.
Politics › Re: FAKE Osinbajo's Daughter (kiki Osinbajo) Tweets Something Touching FAKE by slap1(m): 2:17pm On Feb 13, 2015
OK. The Osinbajos clearly love attention.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA), Kaduna Picture Thread by slap1(m): 2:14pm On Feb 13, 2015
Respect to the soldiers. I can't do most things up there.
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Boko Haram Attacks Chad For First Time by slap1(m): 12:21pm On Feb 13, 2015
Their end is in sight.
Celebrities › Re: Kiki Osibanjo, Professor Osinbajo's Daughter, Is A BEAUTY! Oh My! by slap1(m): 12:18pm On Feb 13, 2015
My younger sisters look way prettier with zero makeup.
Politics › Re: Man Beaten ‘blue-black’ For Wearing APC Cap In Nyesom Wike’s Home Town - Pic by slap1(m): 12:17pm On Feb 13, 2015
So he was wearing the cap and minding his business and some people suddenly started beating him up?
Family › Re: His Wife Is Always Tired At Night For Sex by slap1(m): 12:15pm On Feb 13, 2015
The guy should let her know that her actions could mean something bad for their married life.
Politics › Re: FG Bugged Tinubu, Saraki, Amaechi’s Phones by slap1(m): 12:10pm On Feb 13, 2015
The way soldiers surrounded Tinubu's house?
Politics › Re: Nigeria, Mexico To Overtake UK Economy, We Don’t Want This To “CHANGE”! by slap1(m): 12:07pm On Feb 13, 2015
Hmm. May God shame all those who take this as bad news.
Romance › Re: Memo To The Good Nigerian Men Who Are Tempted To Cheat by slap1(m): 11:49am On Feb 13, 2015
I pray I never cheat. So help me God.
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy's Hidden Girlfriend Unveiled (SEE PHOTO) by slap1(m): 9:28am On Feb 13, 2015
Wow! She's beautiful! Almost perfect!
Celebrities › Re: Duncan Mighty Finally Gave Out his Ford Car To An Errand Boy by slap1(m): 9:09am On Feb 13, 2015
Errand man
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Turned Down A Lady Who Has Expressed A Romantic Interest In You? by slap1(m): 9:06am On Feb 13, 2015
Severally, but it's not easy.
Politics › Re: What Rochas Okorocha Did To The Imo Govt House (pics) by slap1(m): 4:57am On Feb 13, 2015
Airforce1:
you're right

All his projects in imo state only exists on nairaland and the pages of newspaper
Don't post from sentiments! I'm an Imolite and was worried when Owelle joined APC. That said, I can't deny he's doing a really good job because I've actually SEEN for myself , unlike you (it seems).
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped by slap1(m): 5:14pm On Feb 12, 2015
Interesting... I've learnt something new today.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped by slap1(m): 5:11pm On Feb 12, 2015
Odillz:
From your post it seems you engage in a no-sex relationship because they (the girls) always give excuses of being virgins(which they are not) and come back with tales of being raped..

The so-called friend=her ex bf.

You=Her maga and spare tyre.

My advice=stay away from hoés
I didn't want to like your post, but I had to.
Crime › Re: Woman Sends Robber To Attack Her Ex For Dumping Her After Abortions - Pictured by slap1(m): 4:02pm On Feb 12, 2015
Etumgbe:
Somebody should notify me if d topic makes front page to enable me modify the post
It has oo!
Crime › Re: Woman Sends Robber To Attack Her Ex For Dumping Her After Abortions - Pictured by slap1(m): 4:02pm On Feb 12, 2015
Sombori got served!
Literature › Re: Two Sides Of A Coin... by slap1(m): 3:59pm On Feb 12, 2015
Nice. Keep it up... "Youngest nairalander".

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