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Family › Re: Male Teachers And Attractive Female Students by slap1(m): 5:48am On Sep 23, 2014
I presently teach English language in a private secondary school (awaiting NYSC).
Believe me, those girls are something else! The first day I introduced myself, they asked for my phone number, saying it's part of the rules. I wanted to verify from the principal, they laughed and asked me not to worry.
Unfortunately, they searched me out on Facebook and sent countless friend requests ( I accepted some). They also got my number from my profile before I removed it belatedly.
Now a lot of them ask (beg) to visit me. I've bluntly ignored them.Few of them have clearly asked for sex. These girls are tempting, but I consider that I'll have kids someday and karma is just there!
I get gifts from them. I accept from the responsible ones and turn down some. My decision is that if I ever feel I love any of them, I'll wait till she leaves secondary school before making any move.
Business › Re: Made-in-aba Shoe Daily Export Hits 1m Pairs by slap1(m): 1:08pm On Sep 22, 2014
There are Aba-made (customized) shoes that sell for as high as 4 or 5k. I had one made for me in 2010. I haven't repaired it for once and it's still very good. Since then, two other foreign shoes I've bought have spoiled.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 21st September 2014 by slap1(m): 6:01pm On Sep 21, 2014
Bowaley17: Never bite d finger that feeds u....Lampard
More like never kill the goose that lays the golden egg, Chelsea!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Westham Vs Liverpool (3 - 1) On 20th September 2014 by slap1(m): 7:47pm On Sep 20, 2014
Fresia01: arsenal,, d home of pretty gals!!!
And handsome guys!
You're there, babe!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 20th September 2014 by slap1(m): 5:05pm On Sep 20, 2014
dotcomnamename: So he did not play Ozil on the wing today? Na where he play Ozil today? grin
He played at the number 10 position; The Ox and Cazorla played on the wings.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 20th September 2014 by slap1(m): 3:49pm On Sep 20, 2014
Play Õzil in his normal position, stubborn Wenger didn't agree. Now we can all see the difference.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos Govt Moves Against T.B Joshua Over Building Collapse by slap1(m): 10:55am On Sep 20, 2014
YoungDaNaval: What Will You Do?
I tire for these childish e-warriors threatening people they don't even know.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos Govt Moves Against T.B Joshua Over Building Collapse by slap1(m): 10:52am On Sep 20, 2014
alexdidi: Based on??
Don't mind him. He's forming Mr. Sabi.
Politics › Re: PDP NEC Picks Jonathan As Sole Presidential Candidate For 2015 by slap1(m): 4:09pm On Sep 18, 2014
Jonathan is the best candidate as it is. The better ones are either in the wrong political party or can't put up a reasonable fight.
Politics › Re: Govt Officials Blame The US For Arms Purchase Scandal. by slap1(m): 7:28am On Sep 18, 2014
This is not an official statement. I suspect the FG released fund for a proper purchase of ammunition but the messengers (top military officers ) decided on buying from the black market, a move which has now backfired.
Science/Technology › Re: Top 10 Largest Cruise Ships In The World. by slap1(m): 7:13am On Sep 18, 2014
I've been on Freedom of The Seas
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and then I woke up!
Education › Re: Niger State Extends School Resumption Date To October 10. by slap1(m): 6:48am On Sep 18, 2014
mekuzee1: I thought Goodluck said nigeria is free 4rm Ebola,,so y d extension of resumption datehuh Abeg Fashola no try am my younger brother dhe disturb me 4 house..
People like you.
Education › Re: Niger State Extends School Resumption Date To October 10. by slap1(m): 6:47am On Sep 18, 2014
The State Governor, Babangida Aliyu,
said
today in Minna, that the extension in
date is
to allow students and parents to
celebrate
the Ed-el Kabir together.
Some people won't read this; they'll conclude it's because of Ebola and comment rubbish.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Ways To Be Happy In A Job You Hate by slap1(m): 6:38am On Sep 18, 2014
Makes sense.
Food › Re: If You Could Only Eat One Food For The Rest Of Your Life, What Would You Choose? by slap1(m): 11:50am On Sep 17, 2014
Bread and tea.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Death toll of South Africans Killed In Nigeria Megachurch Collapse rises to 84 by slap1(m): 8:48am On Sep 17, 2014
halix239: im 100% sure they told him the full details about the risk he is taking, he jst chose to ignore sch warning signs due to negligence
Or due to over-reliance on miracles. Maybe.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Death toll of South Africans Killed In Nigeria Megachurch Collapse rises to 84 by slap1(m): 7:59am On Sep 17, 2014
halix239: it isn't his fault as hw, was he not the one dat ordered them to perform such constructions
I still blame the engineers. Maybe they didn't read him the full risks involved.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Death toll of South Africans Killed In Nigeria Megachurch Collapse rises to 84 by slap1(m): 7:57am On Sep 17, 2014
Dafuq!
Is the church in South Africa?
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Acquires 24Million Naira 2014 Range Rover Sport + Advises Ladies by slap1(m): 7:55am On Sep 17, 2014
Kirinwa: Wrong priority: With 2 million you can buy a brand new car, 2 million get married, 10 million buy a land and build duplex.
Remaining 10 million change.

You can invest 7 million, give 1 million to charity and leave 2 million in bank.

After blowing up her money now, you guys will ask us to donate for her like OJB Jezreel or Ngozi- not that I wish her ill o.

Once that car leaves that car mart it is second hand and would rarely go beyond 10 million. Car is a liability not an asset.
Shallow thinking. Your priority and hers must not be the same.
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Acquires 24Million Naira 2014 Range Rover Sport + Advises Ladies by slap1(m): 7:53am On Sep 17, 2014
Seun prefers his pets to Range Rover Sport.
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Acquires 24Million Naira 2014 Range Rover Sport + Advises Ladies by slap1(m): 7:51am On Sep 17, 2014
DisGuy: nauseating..34yo waiting for permission from her dad...naija...
She's forming "well-brought up lady".
Congrats to her!
Computers › Re: Cyber-theft Prompts Search For Nigerian Bank IT Worker by slap1(m): 6:38am On Sep 17, 2014
Greed and wickedness. I hope they fry his thieving a$$!
Nairaland General › Re: IT Banking Theft In Broad Daylite! by slap1(m): 6:33am On Sep 17, 2014
This is too much, honestly.
Nairaland General › Re: My Girl Friend Just Got Admission In Uniben by slap1(m): 6:27am On Sep 17, 2014
What is yours is yours. If she truly loves you, she'll be there for you.
You should be afraid of not getting a job, and not about losing a girlfriend.
Romance › Re: mistake thread by slap1(m): 7:36pm On Sep 15, 2014
The wedding looks elaborate. Real millionaires don't make noise though.
Christianity Etc › Re: Boko Haram Attacked Our Building ─ T.B. Joshua by slap1(m): 5:57am On Sep 15, 2014
Buildings fall, especially in Lagos. Why make excuses for his?
Romance › Re: What Did You Really Miss About Your EX? by slap1(m): 5:32am On Sep 15, 2014
Nothing. She ain't worth even the headache she brought.
Romance › Re: Check Out The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by slap1(m): 1:10am On Sep 15, 2014
Not bad looking, not the most handsome either.
Gaming › Re: Post Your HD Games Screenshots by slap1(m): 1:05am On Sep 15, 2014
harden: fifa and soul calibur
Can't I play this FIFA14 without internet connection? I don't really understand it, so I play 2012.
Politics › Re: Defence Headquarter Declares Airforce Alpha Jet Missing by slap1(m): 6:30pm On Sep 14, 2014
For the first time, I pray the plane crashed somewhere... if I were GEJ, I'd stay away from Aso Rock.
Phone/Internet Market › Re: AY-EXCEL CHEAPEST BITCOIN, CABLE TV SUB. MTN, ETISALAT DATA by slap1(m): 1:16pm On Sep 14, 2014
tosscash1: bro!! are u very sure?
Check the screenshots of those he transferred to on the page one of this thread.

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