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Romance › Re: Will There Ever Be A Beautiful Time Likethis? by slap1(m): 10:33am On Sep 07, 2014
You call this beautiful time?

God forbid that I witness a thing like this! I'd rather hunt than be hunted.
Celebrities › Re: Catholic Archbishop, Cardinal Bunmi Okogie Speaks On Oyakhilomes’ Divorce Case by slap1(m): 10:27am On Sep 07, 2014
I really think the cardinal should not comment on this issue for now.
Phones › Re: MTN Introduces Magic Voice by slap1(m): 10:22am On Sep 07, 2014
M- Money
T - Thieving
N - Network
Christianity Etc › Re: Exact Facts Of Pastor Anita's Divorce Papers by slap1(m): 10:13am On Sep 07, 2014
We are not kids. There is something called euphemism, so she mustn't use "adultery" before we understand.

Shít has hit the fan. Physician, heal thyself.
Christianity Etc › Re: Mega Church Pastors That Fell For Adultery by slap1(m): 9:26am On Sep 07, 2014
ifeness: How did you know?
When you grow up, you'll know.
Music/Radio › Re: Naija Hip Hop And Its Emptiness (Stroking The Admiration Of The Shallow Minds) by slap1(m): 9:01am On Sep 07, 2014
awenaibangbee: could I disagree here. The US market that brings us Lil Wayne and Minaj also brought us Dido Armstrong and Guru. Music can make money and still make meaning. Our market is maturing, but we must realise that all genres will exist 8 the same space.
That's the essence of the post: Nigerian music (hip hop) generates money but lacks meaning.
Politics › Re: After Intensive Aerial Bombardment, Boko Haram Retreats From Bama by slap1(m): 8:54am On Sep 07, 2014
Them no fit show us pics?
Romance › Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by slap1(m): 8:45am On Sep 07, 2014
UjSizzle: Cool story bro grin
I swear.
Romance › Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by slap1(m): 8:41am On Sep 07, 2014
I hope I'm in the right century...?
Bro, nobody should make these mistakes. For morality sake, you are dating a whõre! RUN AWAY. A girl that sleeps with a Rev. Father can breed a new type of disease or curse and transfer to you. Your girl is possessed (just like you, I suspect).

She will ruin your life if you don't get a better one. At this rate, she'll gladly sleep with your brother. This one is more than friend zoning; you have been foolzoned!
Family › Re: Marital Conflict - What Do You Suggest? by slap1(m): 8:26am On Sep 07, 2014
Double post.
Family › Re: Marital Conflict - What Do You Suggest? by slap1(m): 8:26am On Sep 07, 2014
Sorry, but this is not up to the level of what I consider a marital conflict. It's more like a lovers' quarrel. They should reconcile and move on. Marriage ain't tea party.
Music/Radio › Re: Naija Hip Hop And Its Emptiness (Stroking The Admiration Of The Shallow Minds) by slap1(m): 8:17am On Sep 07, 2014
They give the fans what they want to listen to in order to remain relevant.
People hardly listen to musicians like Asa, T.Y Bello, Djinee, Paul Play, Sunny Nneji, etc.


I bet Dido, Enya, Adele, Lady Antebellum, Coldplay, One Direction, One Republic, Owl City, Maroon 5, e.t.c, would die of hunger if they were singing in Nigeria.
TV/Movies › Re: Which Nigerian Actor Or Actress Can Win An Oscar by slap1(m): 8:06am On Sep 07, 2014
I hope you know what it takes to win an Oscar. It's not just the individual but the overall quality of the movie s/he starred in. This expressly implies that the Nigerian actor/actress must feature in a top-rated Hollywood movie.
I don't see a Nigerian (from Nollywood) actor/actress getting a big role in a big Hollywood movie anytime soon.
Christianity Etc › Re: Mega Church Pastors That Fell For Adultery by slap1(m): 7:52am On Sep 07, 2014
Austema: Hi, nairalanders, am d newest member of dis golden site, am Austine, a student of fed.poly.idah, kogi state
When you grow up, you'll regret what you're doing to yourself.
Christianity Etc › Re: Mega Church Pastors That Fell For Adultery by slap1(m): 7:50am On Sep 07, 2014
No creature, I believe, is more patient than the devil. He can track a man for many years, hoping for a half-chance to strike. And boy, does he strike?
Romance › Re: My Top Cuties On Nairaland by slap1(m): 11:13pm On Sep 06, 2014
With the way this thread is going, I'll bet some people will lose appetite just because some behind-the-screen person said they are not handsome/ beautiful.
O di ezigbo egwu!
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Congo : AFCON 2015 Qualifiers (2 - 3) On Saturday September 6, 2014 by slap1(m): 6:31pm On Sep 06, 2014
The Ghanaian referee cannot disallow any goal we score, can he?
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: 1200 Terrorists Killed In Bama As GEJ Declares Full-scale War by slap1(m): 6:19pm On Sep 06, 2014
Pictures or...

Kill them all sha!
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures Of Famous Men. by slap1(m): 6:09pm On Sep 06, 2014
Putin! You sexy thing!
Education › Re: Lagosians Dump Trash On A School's Sign Post (Photo) by slap1(m):
Austema: Here is the latest guy on nairaland, Am Austine by name, a tourism student of federal poly Idah, kogi state.
I have been visiting dis site, but as a guest, but now I have signup fully, tanks for ur undstanding
What? You'd better remove that pics before they come.
Education › Re: Lagosians Dump Trash On A School's Sign Post (Photo) by slap1(m): 3:24pm On Sep 06, 2014
fairari022: this is what you get in a country where education is excogitated as a luxury and, common sense as atypical.
Easy bro. E never reach like that.
Education › Re: Lagosians Dump Trash On A School's Sign Post (Photo) by slap1(m): 3:21pm On Sep 06, 2014
HezronLorraine: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1679284_a12e9193d9a42afceaec53d61f008fdb_jpegdaea8e7343b888afbca325ec08448eda

This one is epic,those who don't understand,it says:"If you put ypur refuse here you'll become a pauper and your life will be destroyed along with your children this year",
This is better; it comes with a timeframe.
Romance › Re: My Top Cuties On Nairaland by slap1(m): 3:11pm On Sep 06, 2014
Chi59: I believe each person is pretty/handsome in his/her own way. Stop making a fuss about those you perceive to be good looking. What the world needs is not a pretty/handsome face, but a smart/brilliant/intelligent person.
No lie. Only truth.
Nairaland General › Re: The 10 Most Dangerous Sea Creatures by slap1(m): 6:21am On Sep 06, 2014
Nice list.
I'm hydrophobic. No need to worry much about these creatures.
Celebrities › Re: Blast From The Past...can You Recognise Them? - PICTURES by slap1(m): 6:05am On Sep 06, 2014
Poverty is really bad. See Ice Prince wearing parachute.
Autos › Re: The World’s Fastest Four-door Saloons by slap1(m): 6:00am On Sep 06, 2014
BaddieKay: Budget for two wink tongue
Sharp babe. No dulling.
Politics › Re: MEET The World Richest President And His Filthy Rich Lifestyle by slap1(m): 12:38am On Sep 06, 2014
Go Putin!
Music/Radio › Re: On Psquare And Why Naija Artistes Will Never Break Into US Market. by slap1(m): 12:41pm On Sep 05, 2014
Watched the video. Complete rubbish. Senseless lyrics and all. P-Square is above that video. Girls hopping their hips and P-Square over doing break dance.
I won't watch that video again.
Family › Re: Which Lady Is a 'Wife Material'? by slap1(m): 12:31pm On Sep 05, 2014
It depends on how many yards of the material you need.
Science/Technology › Re: Asteroid To Pass Close To Earth On Sunday by slap1(m): 12:23pm On Sep 05, 2014
nnekamezor: Na to ur house ooosmiley
No wahala. I full ground.
Science/Technology › Re: Asteroid To Pass Close To Earth On Sunday by slap1(m): 8:14am On Sep 05, 2014
Where's it going to?

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