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Career › Re: What Is The Average Salary Of A Nigerian Soldier? by slap1(m): 6:50pm On Oct 04, 2014
rattlesnake:
Yellow fever is like 8,500 smiley
Lol. Who ask you?!
Sports › Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by slap1(m): 4:53pm On Oct 04, 2014
Dudes (Chelsea fans, mostly) who won't pronounce player names correctly.

Arjen Robben = Reuben

Welbeck = Welback

Paul Scholes = Paul Schools

Ramires = Remires

Wenger = Winger

Etc


*****


The guy who backs every little argument with a bet proposal:

Debuchy has better stats than Lahm.
Na lie.
Put am money.
**

Yaya Toure is better than Mikel.
You wan put money?
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys Generous To Ladies And Stingy To The Same Sex ? by slap1(m): 4:13pm On Oct 04, 2014
FrancisTony:
You are supporting foolishness by comparing human being to a mere physics topic.

What about an aspect whereby Oil mix with oil but can't mix Water nkor? undecided

Abeg, hide your face in shame and stop bowing for/to pùssy. grin

Adam did it and regretted. He should have questioned Eve. smiley
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Nairaland General › Re: Beheaded By Boko Haram: Tribute To Wing Commander Chimda Hedima 1975 - 2014. by slap1(m): 2:52pm On Oct 04, 2014
RIP, gallant soldier!
Romance › Re: Guys, Which Will You Choose: The Bad Girl Or The Good Girl? by slap1(m): 2:48pm On Oct 04, 2014
Are you really asking me to choose between GOOD and BAD?
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys Generous To Ladies And Stingy To The Same Sex ? by slap1(m): 2:44pm On Oct 04, 2014
Unlike poles attract. That's how they say it in physics, right?
Romance › Re: I Need A Smartphone Of Not More Than 30k, Any Suggestions Pls. by slap1(m): 7:17am On Oct 04, 2014
WisdomCanada: I need a smartphone of not more than 30k, any suggestions pls.
I'll give you Samsung Galaxy S3 Mini (white). Haven't used it for up to two months. Check the price online and know what I'm giving you.
Events › Re: How Much Does One Ileya Ram Cost In Your Area? by slap1(m): 10:40pm On Oct 03, 2014
Akshow: Is this suppose to be funny?
Eiyaah! So you read it? I saw he has only one 'like' and decided I won't read it.
Politics › Re: Has Electricity Improved In Your Area Recently? by slap1(m): 8:47pm On Oct 03, 2014
We used to have light for five days a month, now we have it for at least 10 hours daily.
Celebrities › Re: MTV Africa Releases List Of 20 Greatest Nigerian Songs Of All Time by slap1(m): 7:17pm On Oct 03, 2014
As long as 2Face and Asa made the list... I'm OK.
Romance › Re: Ladies What's Your Say About Guys/men Who Wear Pants? by slap1(m): 7:13pm On Oct 03, 2014
I don't wear pants. I'm an advocate of freedom of movement, plus I love ventilation.
Politics › Re: FG To Sign $7 Billion Contract For Mambila Power Plant This Month!! by slap1(m): 7:14am On Oct 03, 2014
I hope it translates to something significant. In my area, we have power for at least ten hours daily.
Car Talk › Re: 22 Vehicle Manufacturers to Move into Nigeria by slap1(m): 9:31pm On Oct 02, 2014
ROSSIKE: Vehicle manufacturers set up assembly plants to produce their vehicles. What are you talking about? A car assembly plant IS the EXACT SAME THING as a ''car manufacturing plant''. You people should stop spreading IGNORANCE with your DUMB, NON EXISTENT distinction between 'car manufacturing' and 'car assembly'.
Albert Einstein, Peugeot can establish 10 assembly plants in Nigeria. Would that equal ONE because it's owned by a company? Read my post closely and observe where I put 'different'.
Politics › Re: Governor Olusegun Mimiko Joins PDP by slap1(m): 7:59pm On Oct 02, 2014
Opposition politics in Nigeria is hugely laughable! Corruption thrives because it is hardly challenged effectively. What a shame! POLITICS OF STOMACH INFRASTRUCTURE!
Politics › Re: Shekau Appears To Be Alive In Newly Released Video by slap1(m): 3:57pm On Oct 02, 2014
I do not fancy the APC one bit (I'd gladly vote GEJ again IF I'll vote). That said, it is very disgraceful and annoying for people to always finger the APC as culpable for any remotely negative news about Nigeria. It stinks of puerility. PDP supporters should show some maturity.
Health › Re: US Sends Medical Experts To Study How Nigeria Tamed Ebola by slap1(m): 10:46am On Oct 02, 2014
I don't trust USA... I wouldn't put it beyond them to reintroduce Ebola into Nigeria.
Car Talk › Re: 22 Vehicle Manufacturers to Move into Nigeria by slap1(m): 9:02am On Oct 02, 2014
22 different vehicle manufacturers or 22 assembly plants? Good news, either way.
Health › Re: Nigeria’s Actions Seem To Contain Ebola Outbreak -New York Times by slap1(m): 4:10am On Oct 02, 2014
A big plus for GEJ's administration.
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of My Twin Sister & I by slap1(m): 10:31pm On Oct 01, 2014
Nairaland mods: helping people disgrace themselves since 2005
Technology Market › Re: Very Neat Samsung Galaxy S3 Mini (less Than 2 Months Old) For Sale @30K by slap1(op): 4:08pm On Oct 01, 2014
Still available.
Career › Re: Successful Nigerians Who Never Went To A University by slap1(m): 1:04pm On Oct 01, 2014
The surest way to succeed is to identify your talent and work out your àss to make it float.
Christianity Etc › Re: Anglicans Give GEJ 'Award Of Excellence In Christian Stewardship' by slap1(m): 12:13pm On Oct 01, 2014
drstone1: You should really be very ashamed of yourself if you are indeed an anglican and can reason correctly!!!! May be you can go and join the laffable other clowns to spew odious rubbish on ur President!!!
For example,You can wear #bringbackourgirls tshirt for instance and also help them post that your President is daft and weak and cannot defeat boko haram.......I am ashamed of you myself!
I stated MY opinion. Read my post from a neutral stand and you'll understand that it isn't anti-GEJ. I only questioned the necessity of the award.
Don't be ashamed of people simply because they don't share your views.
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Your Nigeria Hero: Past And Present? by slap1(m): 7:32am On Oct 01, 2014
Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe
Food › Re: How To Cater To A Man Who Doesn't Eat Draw Soup. by slap1(m): 4:42am On Oct 01, 2014
Sunny Bobo sang "Okro no no be soup o, na management o..." I agree .
I HATE OKRO SOUP!
Christianity Etc › Re: Anglicans Give GEJ 'Award Of Excellence In Christian Stewardship' by slap1(m): 10:18pm On Sep 30, 2014
ILIDEFI: Jonathan's administration has benefitted the Anglican church, so d award is not out of place. I just learnt from a staff of Church of Nigeria Episcopal house here in Abuja this evening that most Anglican churches in Abuja just recently got their papers in this GEJ's tenure. GEJ is a blessing to the Church of Nigeria Anglican Communion esp in Abuja, so he should be appreciated. Moreover, he is an Anglican, so he is one of us. He is not worse that Obj, yet many who are accusing him now were silent during Obj's tenure.
I am not against the award per se. I only question its necessity.
Health › Re: U.S. Records First Case Of Ebola by slap1(m): 10:14pm On Sep 30, 2014
Nigeria is ready to help them. They only gotta ask!
Christianity Etc › Re: Anglicans Give GEJ 'Award Of Excellence In Christian Stewardship' by slap1(m): 9:02pm On Sep 30, 2014
Vikky014: GEJ IS AN ANGLICAN
My opinion is that churches shouldn't meddle with politics. There has been widespread allegations of corruption against this (and previous) administrations. By giving him the award, it would seem the church is identifying with corruption. But that's MY opinion.
Celebrities › Re: Fela Kuti's Bedroom by slap1(m): 6:20pm On Sep 30, 2014
Nothing special, really. Just the clothes and two 19th century briefcases.
Waste of MB.
Sports › Re: Amaju Pinnick Elected As New NFF President by slap1(m): 6:04pm On Sep 30, 2014
Mr. Pinnick shouldn't take his office as a picnic location.
Christianity Etc › Re: Anglicans Give GEJ 'Award Of Excellence In Christian Stewardship' by slap1(m): 6:01pm On Sep 30, 2014
MissTeaseMe: Me too
I feel soooooo ashamed.

What is wrong with our leaders
Election is close now u will begin to see various awards for hungry groups and organization.

Mtchew

So annoying

Truth be told, i am not surprised. Let me seat back and enjoy the show
It's annoying. Even a blind man can see that the award is incongruous and political.
Politics › Re: Why I May Go Into Politics Soon - Jarus by slap1(m): 5:54pm On Sep 30, 2014
I wanted to warn that politics will change you, but I realized that Nigerian politics needs our generation to move in the right direction.
Good luck, Jarus!
Pets › Re: Amazing Photos Of Snake Attacking A Crocodile Then Swallowing It. [see Photos] by slap1(m): 5:47pm On Sep 30, 2014
Disgusting

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