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PoliticsRe: Photos Of Diezani Allison-Madueke's $153Million Estate In Yenagoa by slap1(m): 11:44pm On Jan 08, 2017
These four houses are not even worth ten million dollars. Sahara Desert people, you can do better than this na.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Sam Zuga "Removes Black Object From A Lady's Private Part" (Photos) by slap1(m): 6:26pm On Jan 08, 2017
prince9851:
probably a forgotten d.ildo
grin
FamilyRe: Help, My Husband Dresses Like An Old Man, I Don't Find Him Sexy. by slap1(m): 6:23pm On Jan 08, 2017
PaperLace:
I understand your concern_ it shows you care. I've seen women who don't care as long as it doesn't affect her own look.
Some men are like that, a woman would know the whole colour wheel (including cockroach brown and custard yellow) while a man is okay knowing just primary colours.

You say you have been correcting him? How did you correct him? We're dealing with a grown man here_ he has been dressing that way without seeing anything wrong in it, approach is very important. Don't insult him in the process, first compliment the quality, colour or fitting..."Shugar I love this shirt, the stripes are cool BUT it would have gone better with a carton-coloured-pants or brown shoes".

Most times they have a mental picture of how they wanna look, but they don't know how to SHOP.
You have to put in work, it's not by saying "hey, I hate your dressing, it embarrasses me"_ WHAT EFFORT HAVE YOU PUT IN, ASIDE THE USUAL TALK-TALK-TALK?

A long time ago, my man was such a rigid dresser_ always so officially dressed like we were going for a meeting. On my part, I loved the whole yipee dressing.
WHAT DID I DO? I bought him 1 or 2 wears first, I remember the look on his face when I got him tan brogues. 'Told him I wanna follow him when next he's shopping. We got there and I influenced his choices.

Now that I have more disposable income, I handle his closet, down to his briefs. I have specific tailors for natives,office/casual trousers and shirts. I know all his measurements down to his shoes. When we are watching TV, he says "see that clothe/shoe, I like it"...I quickly take a pic, go source for the material or a look alike and that's it. He doesn't know what they sell at School Rd, Ariaria, Kent...etc, his own is to wear and receive compliments. I don't have a problem with that, I am okay with him looking like 'my man'.

His dress sense now is 99.9%, everybody is happy now wink.
Please, note that you do not have to spend millions to dress well, you only need to know the right places to shop.
Try this, come back and buy me any whisky.

I'll edit if I remember anything else.
Nwanyi Aba. I sight you.
Foreign AffairsRe: Nana Akufo-Addo Plagiarizes Bush's Speech (Video) by slap1(m): 11:45am On Jan 08, 2017
Haha. Ghana people, una own start early o! grin
PoliticsRe: FG Releases N388Billion To 17 States (See Full List) by slap1(m): 8:59am On Jan 08, 2017
That's what this contraption of a country is all about -- sharing money.
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Steps Down, Oyedepo, Olukoya, Kumuyi, Others To Follow by slap1(m): 8:48am On Jan 08, 2017
engrjacuzzi:
The Salvation Army is a Christian Protestant
church and international charitable
organisation structured in a quasi- military
fashion . The organisation reports a worldwide
membership of over 1.5 million, consisting
of soldiers, officers and adherents known as
Salvationists. Its founders Catherine and
William Booth sought to bring salvation to the
poor, destitute and hungry by meeting both
their "physical and spiritual needs". It is
present in 127 countries, running charity
shops , operating shelters for the homeless
and disaster relief and humanitarian aid to
developing countries . from the brief history of the Army, we have our General who occupies the position of G.O and such a General can't rule once he is above 60 years of age and serves his tenure.
OK. Thanks for enlightening me.
LiteratureRe: 5 Types Of Writers We Have by slap1(m): 8:45am On Jan 08, 2017
I tend to procrastinate and multitask. I have a draft for two novels and at least four short stories on my laptop. Not counting the ones in my head. No more new stories, I've decided, until I finish up the ones I started. In my own case, I only have to revisit an old story, spend a little time with it and get my inspiration back! What makes me stop is when a new idea surges into my head. It is difficult to live and breathe normal if you have new ideas bouncing off the walls of your head, looking for an escape. It is a dangerous thing!

But I'm writing more now. This is fresh year. There are many competitions to enter, many submission deadlines to meet. And I love deadlines! grin
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PoliticsRe: Kerosene Scarcity Hits Lagos by slap1(m): 8:30am On Jan 08, 2017
Do we still have a president in this country? I have observed that Buhari is dealing more with those who gave him block votes. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Steps Down, Oyedepo, Olukoya, Kumuyi, Others To Follow by slap1(m): 8:25am On Jan 08, 2017
engrjacuzzi:
this will make the vacant position for general overseer to be lucrative and political motivated.
I said it and with always say it that The Salvation Army still remains the best as regards administration.
How do they do theirs?
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Mike Chains 2 Girls, Steps Out With Them (pics/vid) by slap1(m): 10:34pm On Jan 07, 2017
slimzypink:
days like this I wish I was a man, what rubbish is this? the retard self what is he trying to prove?
LOL.

It's annoying, but it's their choice.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Get Recruiters’ Attention When Applying For Jobs By E-mail - Vineck.com by slap1(m): 9:40am On Jan 06, 2017
So the HR will send an email to ask for your CV because you are who? undecided
Car TalkRe: 5 Crazy Copycat Cars At A Chinese Auto Show by slap1(m): 7:13am On Jan 06, 2017
China is dominating every sector of life.
Foreign AffairsRe: Gambian President-Elect, Adama Barrow Is Dead - Cbn-Tv.com by slap1(m): 7:10pm On Jan 04, 2017
Seun and Lalasticlala, are you guys OK?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Peddler Escapes From Indian Prison Few Hours Before Deportation by slap1(m): 4:19pm On Jan 04, 2017
rheether:
Why not come back home in one piece?
It's not easy to remain in one peace in this Buharific times.
CareerRe: Finland Pays 2,000 Jobless Citizens N280,000 Monthly Each To Combat Poverty by slap1(m): 5:34pm On Jan 03, 2017
That means unemployment is actually a lucrative job in Finland. undecidedMeanwhile uncle Buhari is talking up a storm about paying 5k to unemployed graduates in Nigeria.

It's well. cry
PoliticsRe: Buhari Moves To Install Barrow As Gambian President. by slap1(m): 1:10pm On Jan 03, 2017
Useless president.
Christianity EtcRe: Ogochukwu Tochukwu Amaukwu's 2017 Prophecies by slap1(m): 9:35am On Jan 03, 2017
Appleyard:
by the way, how many "kwu" am I seeing in this man's name.....
LOL. Wetin concern you?
TravelRe: Flight That Took Off In 2017 And Landed In 2016 by slap1(m): 12:33am On Jan 03, 2017
Aburi001:
This is 100% possible. Time-zone from one continent to another makes this possible.

With a common sense, one should know it's possible.
We're not quarreling bro. Easy. grin
RomanceRe: The 10 Starter Rules For All Serious Relationships by slap1(m): 8:45pm On Jan 02, 2017
This is a new year. We need ways of making money. Thanks.
EventsRe: Man Spends N7m At A Night Club In Imo On New Year (Photo) by slap1(m): 7:37pm On Jan 02, 2017
They should find another way to promote Cubana abeg. 7 million naira was calculated and the bill was paid in cash with US dollars. Why was US dollars indicated in the receipt? Abegi!
CareerRe: Abia Teachers Can’t Cash Cheques Issued By Govt For July Salary by slap1(m): 1:16pm On Jan 02, 2017
lustychima:
Keep standing and be talking rubbish
You are the one talking rubbish. Say this nonsense to the pensioneers your god is owing 44 months pay. Shameless bootlicker! Keep licking the black anus of Rochas. It's clearly good for your dying brain.
CrimeRe: Killing Of Another Nigerian In South Africa, Unacceptable – Dabiri-erewa by slap1(m): 9:56am On Jan 02, 2017
Shut up abeg! Killing them in Southern Kaduna must be in the constitution then.
CareerRe: What Prominent Achievement Did You Make In 2016? Share With Us by slap1(m): 7:53pm On Jan 01, 2017
Ezionye:
Lolz

See wat am saying?
Yes. I've gained control over my temper, so the cheek has to really ask for it to get it.
CareerRe: What Prominent Achievement Did You Make In 2016? Share With Us by slap1(m): 7:18pm On Jan 01, 2017
Ezionye:
Ull have to change ur username for me to believe u gained control of your temper. Don't u think? wink
Hehe. One slap for a deserving cheek is not that bad. Is it?
CareerRe: Abia Teachers Can’t Cash Cheques Issued By Govt For July Salary by slap1(m): 11:09am On Jan 01, 2017
lustychima:
Rochas is not owing imo workers six months salary

Get ur facts right
Enyi go and sit down. Has Rochas issued bounced checks before?
CareerRe: What Prominent Achievement Did You Make In 2016? Share With Us by slap1(m): 10:55pm On Dec 31, 2016
I had two short stories published in Nigeria and India. I gained control over my temper.
CareerRe: Abia Teachers Can’t Cash Cheques Issued By Govt For July Salary by slap1(m): 7:48am On Dec 31, 2016
Okezie is learning from Rochas Okorocha, the con master.
PoliticsRe: $4.2 Billion Missing In NNPC Under Buhari – US Governance Report by slap1(m): 1:21pm On Dec 30, 2016
It's a lie!

CultureRe: Akure Monarch Replaces Eze Ndigbo With Asiwaju Igbo by slap1(m): 7:54am On Dec 30, 2016
Is this not worse?
RomanceRe: Man Who Took Sex-Enhancing Drug Dies During Sex Romp With Teenager In Onitsha by slap1(m): 1:37pm On Dec 29, 2016
"18 year old teenage woman"? Who edits these stories?

Bro, you should have bled to your strength. There are no prices for lasting till eternity ontop woman. Adieu.
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Aimakhu Changes Surname, Adopts Abraham by slap1(m): 12:08pm On Dec 29, 2016
She would soon add Isaac and Jacob. Wetin concern me?
RomanceRe: I Want To Break Up With Her But I'm Confused. by slap1(m): 12:05pm On Dec 29, 2016
BREAK UP WITH HER!

I have a list of things to tell you, but the bottom line is break up with her. Don't wait till you find out about the other guy, or the other things that have stolen her attention. Prepare yourself for the breakup and make it happen.

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