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CrimeRe: Man Drugs Ex-girlfriend In Hotel, Upload Her Nude Pictures Online by slap1(m): 3:57pm On Feb 04, 2017
Yoruba dem*n.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Scammed 100 US Lonely Women. Will Be Jailed For 27 Years by slap1(m): 11:41am On Feb 04, 2017
bettercreature:
Dunce! when did Olayinka Ilumsa Sunmola become a Yoruba name
He is a confirm Hausa man
LOL. Hausa man and yahoo-yahoo? Who dash them brain?
SportsRe: Arsenal FC Partner MTN Nigeria by slap1(m): 7:24am On Feb 04, 2017
PiccoloBrunelli:
No wonder the "connection" between Sanchez and Ozil is poor.
Lame.

This shows you suck at jokes and probably have a bad eyesight too. Özil and Sanchez have been known to partner well.
Jokes EtcRe: There's $15.5 Billion Behind That Door, what Would You do?(PIC) by slap1(m): 6:39pm On Feb 03, 2017
I will call Burutai the snake man. grin
SportsRe: Manchester City Drops Iheanacho To B-list by slap1(m): 4:15pm On Feb 03, 2017
Some people don't read or understand posts before commenting. It's a pity.
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Seun Egbegbe Handcuffed With His Accomplice After His Arrest In Gbagada by slap1(m): 11:25am On Feb 03, 2017
nmreports:
God help this guy
You're joking, right? God help him to escape from justice and keep stealing?
CelebritiesRe: Obi Madubogwu's Leg Is Decaying (Graphic Photos) by slap1(m): 11:23am On Feb 03, 2017
The King of Muzanga. This life is vanity.
NYSCRe: 'I Thought You Are Buhari's Sister' - Corper Recounts Unpleasant Experience by slap1(m): 11:02am On Feb 03, 2017
And some deluded people believe in the farce called One Nigeria. I repeat, Nigeria would never be united. Never!
PetsRe: Strayed Samoyed Breed Dog Roaming Around Maitama by slap1(m): 10:38am On Feb 03, 2017
Seu'n could make you a super moderator because of this. grin
Car TalkRe: Abandoned Ferrari In Ibadan Is Not A real Ferrari But A Kit Car.picture Included by slap1(m): 9:11am On Feb 03, 2017
JideAmuGiaka:
Made in AFONJA Ferrari
LOL. Nwanne I don't even know whether I'm laughing at your post or your username! grin
EducationRe: DSS Beats Unity School Teachers In Calabar by slap1(m): 9:10am On Feb 03, 2017
DSS is now stooping lower than NURTW touts under Bubu.
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Sneaking Into Housewife’s Room (photo) by slap1(m): 6:33pm On Feb 02, 2017
emmabest2000:
Not surprise,
Some Hoes aren't loyal at all ...
This one lacks simple understanding.
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Sneaking Into Housewife’s Room (photo) by slap1(m): 6:23pm On Feb 02, 2017
Buhari sneaks into the other room.
RomanceRe: What Gift Do You Want On Valentine's Day? by slap1(m): 4:32pm On Feb 02, 2017
I don't expect any gifts on Valentine's Day, so any gift at all would be a welcome surprise.
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji Apologizes For Selling Fake Designer Handbags (pic) by slap1(m): 12:04am On Feb 02, 2017
Paulscholari:
Fucck..... Fuckkkk, fuckkkk everyone.. Just got yanked off from my fuckingggg job.. Fuckkk you. Fuckkkk my BM, Fuckkkk my RMs, Fuckkkk everyone.
Sorry bro.
RomanceRe: I'm 36 Not Sure If I Love My Fiancee And I Don't Want To Cheat On My Wife. by slap1(m): 7:19am On Feb 01, 2017
phemocheee:
How can a 36years old man not know what he wants for God's sake? You said it yourself that you don't find her attractive and you also struggle to call her. Please sir, what other red flags are you hoping to see before you move on?
Church red flag. See how a mature man has allowed pastors and church doctrine to control his life. I hope your pastors would add divine sugar to your wedding when it gets bitter. In your heart, you know the truth, but you're here asking us questions.

The lady may not even love you. She might just be sticking with you because you live abroad, a thing to brag about to her friends. Call her, tell her you don't feel OK about the whole thing and you can't continue. Your happiness is at stake here. Don't come here to ask us questions after marrying her because it's clear you won't be happy if you marry her.
WebmastersRe: Facebook Owner Mark Zuckerberg Reacts To President Trump Policy. by slap1(m): 7:03am On Feb 01, 2017
dudebuck:
This guy called zyckeerbagg a mor0n is.
Does he know if you have an isreal visa or stamp in your passport cannot enter into saudi arabia and 15 other muslim countries.
See blockhead calling Zuckerberg a slowpoke! That's what you get on the Internet. You can't even write a meaningful sentence yet you call Zuckerberg a slowpoke. Shame on you!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Watford (1 - 2) On 31st January 2017 by slap1(m): 5:51pm On Jan 31, 2017
Three points to the Gunners. Already looking forward to the Chelsea game. No time. grin
CelebritiesRe: Professor Akindele Adetoye Blasts 2face Over Protest: "You Bloody illiterate" by slap1(m): 5:32pm On Jan 30, 2017
It is clear this professor voted Buhari, a legendary blockhead.
BusinessRe: Whistleblower Gives Leadersng Damning 'Evidence' Of Corruption In CBN by slap1(m): 5:28pm On Jan 30, 2017
Reference:
Exactly what happened in 1984. They created a perfect storm of scarcity of the most basic of commodities, truncated the entry of those commodities into the country through an import permit regime that created instant milionaires of every pen pusher along the value chain and left Nigerians with hyper inflation. Remember my mum had to travel all the way to Lagos to get a license no one could guarantee even after partying with huge sums to government agents.

Buhari was the author of the black market we see today. Prior to his regime in the 80's you could walk into any bank and trade foreign currency over the counter. He put paid to that by barring banks from exchanging currencies 'directly and created the dual rate, the informal trade, by sending the entire process through the Central Bank and while he shipped his abroad, they confiscated all the forex held by banks. So people simply kept their foreign currency at home and did their business round the corner.

How we could permit this same thing 30 years later baffles me. But it was always going to happen to a country with ultra high illiteracy and where the people hate the truth, but rather love to follow after sentiments. I asked prior and after his election if anyone knew of anyone Military Administrator or Minister who served in 1983 to 85 who is not a multi billionaire today purely out of corruption and government patronage. Dust up your almanac and peruse.

Lightning is indeed striking the second time on this hapless country. It is like saying anyone wishes the Jonathan administration back in power. You will get exactly what happened before and perhaps to a higher degree. I hope this will be the last former administrator we will elect to office. And I sincerely hope Nigerians will learn from all this and act to prevent a third lightning strike since we believe we are not cursed as a nation.
You have written well.
BusinessRe: Whistleblower Gives Leadersng Damning 'Evidence' Of Corruption In CBN by slap1(m): 5:25pm On Jan 30, 2017
This scandal is big. But no one would be fired, none of the beneficiaries would be made to pay.
EducationRe: A Pupil Was Asked To Name 3 Animals That Move At Night. See The Answer by slap1(m): 5:11pm On Jan 30, 2017
oldfoolnigger:
The dad is a confirmed ashewo man...but o, why do i have this feeling that op is the one that wrote that.
It's not a feeling; it's a fact!
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe & Her 'Fake' Gucci Bag - UK Based Personal Shopper Slams Actress by slap1(m): 5:10pm On Jan 30, 2017
What is "personal shopper"? Is it an occupation?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Customs Intercepts Rifles Concealed In 40ft Container In Lagos (photos) by slap1(m): 2:11pm On Jan 30, 2017
Wahala dey.
TravelRe: Trump To Ban 2-Year Visa For Nigerians by slap1(m): 2:14pm On Jan 29, 2017
DropShot:
Why has Trump exempted Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE, Bahrain and Oman from his list of countries he's banning?

Only the wise can understand this.
He has business concerns in those countries. Including Turkey.
PoliticsRe: Nnamani, Iwuanyanwu, South-East APC Leaders Back Buhari, To Wait Till 2023 by slap1(m): 1:35pm On Jan 29, 2017
A good majority of them won't even win their wards in an election. These ones are not quite politically relevant.
CrimeRe: Man Commits Suicide After Finding Out All His 4 Children Weren't His (snapshots) by slap1(m): 1:30pm On Jan 29, 2017
Ezionye:
cheesy

Will u be single forever?
Nwanyi oma, ike gwuru! I won't, but the thought of ending up with the wrong person makes being single forever a tempting possibility.
Foreign AffairsRe: California Announces Plan To Secede From The USA by slap1(m): 9:35am On Jan 29, 2017
zendy:
A lesson for bacward Nigerians who only believe in "Lord Lugard made us Nigerians". No unity is permanent!
I was banned on nairaland for saying something like this. You cannot force people to stay as one when the unity becomes parasitic.
PhonesRe: Which Is Better Android Or A Windows Phone by slap1(m): 9:09am On Jan 29, 2017
SweetBoyFriend:


What a stupid question

Androids are better than Apple phones and you want to compare Androids to Window phones

Early morning vex.
PoliticsRe: New Pictures Of Buhari And Wife In London Sent In This Morning - AbujaReporters by slap1(m): 9:01am On Jan 29, 2017
DIKEnaWAR:
No chemistry between them. When was the last time they used 'za oza room'?

Buhari goes about boasting about za oza room yet from this picture it seems he can't cope in there. He even had to bring her to the sitting room to take the picture, incase the woman begin to fiddle with his flyers.

Buhari is incompetent in za oza room and the Senate should prepare to impeach him on that.

On a final note, so this man is really coming back to this country to continue dealing with us?
Dude, for real? grin grin grin
TravelRe: Overspeeding Driver Loses Control & Dies In Umuahia (Disturbing Photo) by slap1(m): 9:16pm On Jan 28, 2017
He committed suicide. I hope the bus was his own.

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