₦airaland Forum

This one has become okuko Igbo.

Everyday, I have one new reason to cherish being single and being really cautious of ending up with the wrong person. So help me God.

Karlovich:
we youroba yoots claim responsibility for this crime our kinsman has committed, we will continue to do more because our forefathers abaola and owolowo did likewise before ingesting rat poison

LOL.

You guys are mad on this nairaland!

sarrki:
He's the commander in chief.

He stopped your benefactors not to syphon our money again

You didn't answer the question he asked. Just saying.

Whoever brings such information may end up paying more than five million naira to come out of police detention.

America's headache. What has Buhari done to make the 97% people proud to have voted him?

Tomorrow all these expatriate nairalanders would say jungle justice is bad. See how the NPF is encouraging criminality.

manchester1:
sorry to criticize this. I don't think such news should make front page. so disappointed I am mods

She arrived her home town for her traditional wedding and it's news. The news should have been when she arrives at my own home town for her own wedding.

I don't lock my phone. I have nothing to hide, plus whatever is on my phone is really my business and I don't care who's looking for whatever.

VampireeM:
Tonye pls who made you PMB's spokesman esp on NL?
Most Nigerians dont wish or care about whats going on with him.. All we know is he should return to the country and keep his campaign promises. People are dying of hunger and all sectors messed up and he is vacationing and having medical check-ups in london after budgeting billions of naira for Aso rock hospital..

Go tell your master Bubu that we are hungry and a hungry man is an angry man!

He is forming oversabi and Mr Patriotic. Who even ask him?

The part where he asked if he's a barber cracked me up!

97% people, how market?

Rocket science

seguno2:
One should not conclude without seeing the 2016 and 2015 figures.

Go and bring them for us.

How did he become a medical doctor and political commentator if he didn't know an accused person is innocent until proven guilty? His patients should be careful.

N500? How many men would have her per night before she makes enough to take care of herself?

Fayose my man loves to bask in limelight. He will forever be grateful to DSS for this opportunity.

OP you forgot we are in recession and all the features you have listed up there won't come cheap. Nokia, when they return, will no doubt be popular among the wealthy Nigerians, but how many Nigerians can afford a 100-150k phone? Less than 10%, I believe.

So when Nokia comes, they can only compete with the customers of Samsung, IPhone and maybe Gionee and Tecno's high-end devices (Phantom 6 and 6Plus). Unless they have plans to bring us out of recession.

Elfaris:
Chaaaii nawa o... LWKMD.

As in eh! I no fit laugh!

Eazybay:
Which one b all dis high powered trash.. Abg IGP face Kaduna make PMB face e vacation. Stop wasting scarce resources!!


PMB get well soon ooo, u MUST complete ur tenure, let's see what u 4got to do in 84

Vex no gree me type! What nonsense delegation is that? Is IGP Idris now a medical doctor or a pastor? If PMB is at the hospital, why would a team of policemen leave their duties to visit him? If he is also on vacation, why visit him? Why? We just seize every opportunity to waste money in this country. If no opportunity comes up, we create one! It is all so annoying and embarrassing!

Abagworo:
He has done more than you wrote up there and is still doing more nonstop. Airline is good as Owerri Airport is the fastest growing Airport in Nigeria.

Sometimes you are reasonable, other times you are just an annoying, psycophantic liar. Which pensioneers did he pay? When did he pay them? Secondary school teachers nko? Why are you such a bloody liar? Don't you have any shame left in you? Tufiakwa! People like you are despicable!

And some of these governors are now in the APC. However, Buhari can still save if he wants to.

Waste of scarce resources. For how long would they be fed? And we all know the money is going into a few privileged pockets.

J3RK:
He was Poking you with his Joystick Were you guys the only occupants of the Bus?? How could he bring out his dicck in public?? Are you Mad?? Irresponsible Delusional Pathetic Failure of a Fiction Writer!!

Poking you with his preeq and you saw him watching porn. In what position were both of them sitting? What type of bus is that?

They are drinking mouth.

In the next twenty years, there would be nothing to show for this big talk. At most, it would be converted to a grazing field for Fulani and their cattle. Let the deception continue.

wtfCode:
Captivating ke
Mtcheeew, come to Enugu n' see babes wey these officers no fine reach quarter

Owerri nko? On my street alone...

Arsenalholic:
The problem with a lot of you is that you like making flawed generalizations.

Listen, not every pretty and classy lady you see out there is an "olosho"

There are breathtaking Nigerian ladies littered all over the country who do not sell their bodies for money. If you want proof, I have 3 well brought up, absolutely gorgeous sisters who will NEVER sell their bodies for money.

So Mr.Man purge your mind.

Good night.

I believe you, so epp me with one.

Nice shoes.